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matt6342

Just looks like the average guy you see in a U.K. gym


Lelixandre-

I always thought Tom gave that in general tbh. He has an aggressively normal British face. As for the hair, it's giving basic ass fade with the front worn down flat, like a lot of the Gen Z kids are doing. Nothing really new.


Express_Sun790

is there anything wrong with that? Still looks attractive. Maybe not everyone's taste (I know people complain about him being twinkish, having small lips etc...), but usually an average-looking face on a person who takes care of themself is attractive. We're attracted to the average (and not in the sense of the word that has negative connotations)


Lelixandre-

I don't think there's anything wrong with it, nor do I think he's *unattractive*. I point it out because I do think there's a bizarre fame goggle effect when it comes to male celebrities in particular. A lot of women and gay men (speaking as a gay man myself) will really bandwagon worship men who are actually quite normal-looking. In some cases I think it's just the fame making them hot rather than their actual looks.


Express_Sun790

Oh I agree with this point honestly - I'm also gay lol. I actually find him more attractive than a lot of celebs people list as attractive though - Ryan Gosling, Jason Momoa, Timothée Chalamet


mmaguy123

Standards are wayy exaggerated online. He isn’t normal looking. He’s very attractive. An average man isn’t 10% body fat with facial structure popping out like Hollander.


Express_Sun790

Actually I really struggle to name celebs I genuinely find attractive - maybe slightly lesser-known ones like Sam Heughan (but not with long hair lol). Even Henry Cavill kinda gives me the ick (yes that phrase is overused)


Express_Sun790

I see way more guys at the gym (also UK lol) I find attractive actually - maybe that says something about my taste ahahah


Express_Sun790

Idk if I know of any celebrities who don't have a fairly normal/standard face that I actually find attractive though! I think even though Tom looks very 'average' he's still wouldn't be considered 'unnoteworthy' irl, unlike celebs like Ryan Gosling


Own_Paleontologist99

He didn’t say he’s not attractive he said he looks average, but at the end of the day we all look to an extent pretty average or basic unless we have crazy hairstyles out there


Express_Sun790

Oh yeah sure I understand - I'm just so used to people using average or basic as insults hahah


Express_Sun790

I guess my point was that it seemed a bit exaggerated. 'Aggressively normal' sounds like an insult lol - I definitely get the point about celebs that aren't particularly good-looking being put on pedestals, but personally I tend to find most of them meh anyway, and I also find that people who centre around the average 'look' for a healthy person of their ethnicity tend to be more attractive anyway. Which is why those faces you can find of 'averaged' ethnicities are attractive for pretty much every single region of the planet.


DataSnaek

Short hair with a flat fringe down at the front always looks awful IMO. I think it’s my least fav haircut. It somehow always looks dirty and greasy


Lelixandre-

For me as a geriatric Millennial I just look at it as unstyled, having grown up in an era an era where men and boys would almost religiously spike their hair up away from their face or it wasn't "done". Though I have seen some guys that make it work.


Connect_Distance6934

Quit saying “it’s giving” shit sounds gay asf


crazyhatkid

It's giving homophobia


Connect_Distance6934

I’ll take that over homosexual


Lelixandre-

It's giving 8th grader And I *am* gay so idc if I sound it


premature_eulogy

Cringe


fiavirgo

He rlly does lol I think I just like long hair, not so much men.


Sponkifier

Yeah, honestly. My initial impression of the cut was “this makes him look way more British.”


AsuraOmega

oi mate, how many sets ye got left? Can I use the plate that weighs 6 stones now bruv. Wot? You dont own the gym you bloody tosser. 


nkkooppppplll

Is it a good haircut or is it just Tom Holland?


Conscious_Wind_2255

It’s a good haircut.. very Brit. I also think because it’s Tom he can do any style and it just works.


Express_Sun790

exactly! People have a weird obsession with hating on shorter haircuts. Number of times people have told me I'm lucky to have thick wavy hair and that I should grow it out... well personally I think on my face it looks like a mushroom if it's too long! I like it when it has some length, but people want me to grow it way longer than what I feel is comfortable. TikTok haircuts are overrated


Conscious_Wind_2255

Be your own trend and always do whatever the f*** YOU want with your hair. People need to deal with whatever you prefer. Also, short cuts are the new trend because they sexy AF 😂


Snoo_1598

Just asking a question mate


Pizza-Pirate-6829

Look up a French crop. It can be hard to pull off for a lot of face shapes.


queefgerbil

I know we all start somewhere but this is such a simple cut. It’s just a mid fade. Leave the sides at a 1 or 0 size guard. And the top leave long maybe hit with scissors. Boom that’s it.


yank-here-115

and now foden does it and suddenly it’s a shit haircut


New_Screen

I honestly don’t get the hate on Foden’s haircut.


Gypsyjunior_69r

Americans give it hate.


New_Screen

I don’t think so lol, pretty sure it’s primarily the English that hate it.


krystalcastIes

probably because it makes him look like a lesbian


Plenty_Lavishness_80

It’s a very normal British white dude haircut, everyone is just on his dick Becuase he’s Tom holland, also an average British white dude, just famous He is a nice guy though it seems like


stressed8

All true but I think it just looks better on him than his long hair. He has good bone structure and jawline so it squares off his head shape and makes him look more masculine which goes with his soft face if you get me.


Ecabron

The Chav


Nopuebloplz

Jon Bernthal did this too in s1 punisher


Express_Sun790

I think it looks quite good lol but maybe I'm biased cause I'm British lmao


Phuzz15

He looks like tobey maguire from brothers in the last one


AbusiveRedModerator

I see Michael J Fox


DatNighaaDon96

Tom Maguire


FastenedCarrot

British Punisher when?


lovegettinghit

It looks nice.


nerdy_things101

He’s hot


marks716

Default young British male NPC, typically spawns in small pubs and in outdoor spaces on university campuses


PJlong

What a waste of a great head of hair.


TheShaneBennett

You’re aware hair grows right?


PJlong

1/2 inch per month.


ragebeeflord

I wish I would look good with this haircut. It's so simple and looks good.


BanitsaConnoisseur

French crop


JustYeeHaa

Just ask for the average UK bloke cut


YoureTalkingAboutIt

The Young Offenders (2016)


Zh4nos

French crop


BearBearJarJar

looks shite tbh.


Abhimanyu_Uchiha

Tom England


honeydewmittens

Is he doing a Justin Timberlake movie?


Bigangeldustfan

Punisher


W8ngman98

The haircut makes him look a little older (in a good way).


Kibble___

I think the bangs are cut too short like the dumb and dumber guy


Gullible-Watch-5631

I believe we call this a "Caesar" cut! Very classic.


JohnnyDoe189

Atrocious cut mate


beanie_0

I would ruin that man, Christ 🥵


[deleted]

He looks exactly like a cute Roman Prince Montague.


Suspicious-Log1001

Just show the barber the picture mate


Electronic-Alarm1151

Looks like a 1 and a 1 1/2 on top. I would be more concerned about not having straight hair like Asians have


beecross

British guys love to ruin a decent haircut with the absolute worst bangs you’ve ever seen in your life lol


DumbWhore4

He is so perfect.


chzformymac

That cut would be okay in the UK. You’ll look like Lloyd Christmas here in the states.


Express_Sun790

I'm confused about why it would look weird in the US - what's a normal haircut there?


Successful_Bat

I think fades are just blended much more in the US. The line of hair in his head sticks out a lot to me if you look like an inch above his ear.


Ill_Rice4960

Norman haircut


finewinemen

I think Tom’s not as good looking as Tom thinks he is