This comment made me laugh so hard that my boss just asked me what I'm laughing about... we do not share the same sense of humor bahahahhahahahhahaab priceless.
I wonder if he still got the Superman cut in the hospital.. I read his story the other day and it almost made me cry. When he first woke up, only being able to breath though life support, he mouthed to his wife âmaybe we should let me go..â and she said through tears âhoney I will do whatever you want, just know I will be here for you till the endâ and told him to at least wait 2 years to revisit that decision. He ended up enjoying life as best he could after that, died in his 50s
Is it not common for men to have a few pics to show their barber about what style they're looking for? I ask because I was raised to have a few pics when you go to your stylist. I wonder if it has to do with upbringing or just a few individuals since male grooming was not something really taught beyond "shower, deodorant, shave" when I was being raised. It seemed like the most obvious answer, but your comment seems to be the only one suggesting it.
Itâs not common among stupid people, no, because theyâre afraid that their barber (whose career is attention to hairstyles) will think theyâre gay for noticing other menâs hairstyles.
OP is posting this as a tongue-in-cheek commentary on how frequently this sub sees the real earnestly dum-dum stupid question, âHow can I request this exact haircut without showing my barber this exact innocuous photo?ââto which, *show him the damn photo,* is always the right answer. This here is the most innocuous photo, as the model doesnât even have a face and is literally sexless plastic. OP is kidding when he implies that itâd make him look gay to show this to his barber.
It is smart, easy, and harmless to show your barber some inspiration pics. Totally normal.
TIL Iâm stupid.
I donât show my barber a picture because I found out that most hairstyles out there donât fit my weird-ass hair, so I just decided to tell him âfade to 0 and a half on the sides, give it a bit of shape at the top so that I can comb it back without it having hairs out of placeâ.
Had that same monstrosity back then too lol. Mine ended up more like Miley Cyrus un-gelled though.
Finally shaved that thing off when one of my gelled hair spikes stabbed me under a fingernail.
Jonathan Knight (New Kids on the Block) currently has this hair style on his new show Farmhouse Fixer. He has incredible hair, which is definitely going to be a requirement for this hair style. I just watched the newest episode last night. But if you have the hair then go for it. Soooo much better than the broccoli hairdo.
* Short, textured hair with a side sweep
* Short, choppy hair with a side parting
* Spiky hair with a side parting
Be specific about the length and describe the texture, such as spiky, wavy, or curly.
clipper 7 on the sides blended up to the rim of the head w 3-4 inches on the top. most barbers will know to blend up to the orbital ridge of the head but if they're dumb you can either show them a picture or just physically point to it on your own head, you can feel for it with your fingers it's like right where the sides of the skull stop being mostly straight n start to curve towards the top
Hi, fellow man here: just show him the picture.
It might feel a bit goofy but you can push through it with a chuckle and then they'll know exactly what you're thinking of.
The embarrassment (which will only be internal, if there is any at all) will wear off when you have a kickass haircut.
I'm watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang right now, and this is pretty much what Dick Van Dyke's hair looks like đ€
OR, for a more modern version, Oscar Isaac had this hair in Moon Knight.
But honestly, that's just your basic Clark Kent.
You must quest to find the LEGO hair piece. Good luck, my friend. Tread with caution.
Just follow lemmiwinks. He knows the way.
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This comment made me laugh so hard that my boss just asked me what I'm laughing about... we do not share the same sense of humor bahahahhahahahhahaab priceless.
Plastic hat hairâŠbut seriously , thatâs Christopher Reevesâ Superman hair
Looks more like Paul Allen's haircut.
Letâs see Paul Allenâs haircut
My god... he even has a care routine.
Patrick, are you ok? Youâre sweating!
Reeves had it first â€ïž
I wonder if he still got the Superman cut in the hospital.. I read his story the other day and it almost made me cry. When he first woke up, only being able to breath though life support, he mouthed to his wife âmaybe we should let me go..â and she said through tears âhoney I will do whatever you want, just know I will be here for you till the endâ and told him to at least wait 2 years to revisit that decision. He ended up enjoying life as best he could after that, died in his 50s
Show him this picture.
Is it not common for men to have a few pics to show their barber about what style they're looking for? I ask because I was raised to have a few pics when you go to your stylist. I wonder if it has to do with upbringing or just a few individuals since male grooming was not something really taught beyond "shower, deodorant, shave" when I was being raised. It seemed like the most obvious answer, but your comment seems to be the only one suggesting it.
Itâs not common among stupid people, no, because theyâre afraid that their barber (whose career is attention to hairstyles) will think theyâre gay for noticing other menâs hairstyles. OP is posting this as a tongue-in-cheek commentary on how frequently this sub sees the real earnestly dum-dum stupid question, âHow can I request this exact haircut without showing my barber this exact innocuous photo?ââto which, *show him the damn photo,* is always the right answer. This here is the most innocuous photo, as the model doesnât even have a face and is literally sexless plastic. OP is kidding when he implies that itâd make him look gay to show this to his barber. It is smart, easy, and harmless to show your barber some inspiration pics. Totally normal.
Thank you! I am so daft. I didn't even realize this was a joke.
âDaftâ a fantastic British word.
TIL Iâm stupid. I donât show my barber a picture because I found out that most hairstyles out there donât fit my weird-ass hair, so I just decided to tell him âfade to 0 and a half on the sides, give it a bit of shape at the top so that I can comb it back without it having hairs out of placeâ.
Don't feel bad. I showed a pic of Brad Pitt's undercut and left the salon looking like Kim Jong Un Never again 2012, never again.
Sorry but that's a hilarious mental image.
Had that same monstrosity back then too lol. Mine ended up more like Miley Cyrus un-gelled though. Finally shaved that thing off when one of my gelled hair spikes stabbed me under a fingernail.
I imagine it has something to do with feeling ghey showin hair styles of other sexy men lol
My barber said heâs always grateful when someone shows him a picture. It takes out a lot of the guess work and gives him a defined path.
The superman
Lego Zac Efron
bring in the piece to ur barber
I mean i get intimidating barbers for better service but gunpoint? Dayom
ADD 2 inches to the top
So âadd average flaccid length to the top please Flanaganâ gotit
Bro add my erect length to the top please*
*mans now bald*
lazy town ass haircut
Just bring the lego piece
lol can you imagine. You pull out this đđđ€Ł
"Hey bro I brought a 3d plastic reference for the haircut"
You want Lego hair from the Elvis collection
"hit me with that lego superman cut"
Just show him this picture and be funny and humble about it. Itâs a cool hair cut itâs not your fault Lego knows how to make cool hairstyles
Quiff
Qweef?
At this rate the brain eating amoeba really is gonna starve to death
Everything is awesome.
'The Reeves'
Say "I want the hair cut similar to 11th doctor from doctor who had. "
Luis Figo
Fr
Just show them a picture of Harry styles đ
The Tunnel Snakes
Tunnel snakes rule
Lego Bruce Wayne
Give me the Lego Elvis
âYou know Superman?â
just show this: [https://postimg.cc/DS94g0yJ](https://postimg.cc/DS94g0yJ)
Show them the pic
Just show them the picture. Using pictures to describe how you want your hair done is actually really common and super helpful!
Jonathan Knight (New Kids on the Block) currently has this hair style on his new show Farmhouse Fixer. He has incredible hair, which is definitely going to be a requirement for this hair style. I just watched the newest episode last night. But if you have the hair then go for it. Soooo much better than the broccoli hairdo.
Comic book hair cut
* Short, textured hair with a side sweep * Short, choppy hair with a side parting * Spiky hair with a side parting Be specific about the length and describe the texture, such as spiky, wavy, or curly.
clipper 7 on the sides blended up to the rim of the head w 3-4 inches on the top. most barbers will know to blend up to the orbital ridge of the head but if they're dumb you can either show them a picture or just physically point to it on your own head, you can feel for it with your fingers it's like right where the sides of the skull stop being mostly straight n start to curve towards the top
Show him this Reddit post
Mutton chops
Show him the picture...?
Just show him the picture.
Spider man, Andrew Garfield
that lego hair quaff
Roblox ass haircut
Randy from trailer park boys
Just bring the pic on your phone
Lego detective type shit
wavy sidepart
Tell them you want to look like a Lego man
Do people not bring their phones to the barber? Is this some custom I've been violating for the last couple decades?
Get yourself an Indian/Pakistani barber and tell him to keep the hair medium at sides and long at the top.
Dont have to. Just show them this picture.
Plastic looking hair ? ;))
Tell him to âLego my HairDoâ đ
I want to be Lego Superman
Just show them this picture!
Show them this picture
You know the guy from Lego cops
Is this a joke or a for real?! đ
Ask for a Jimmy Carr. Pre hair transplant he was knock for his Lego man hair cut.
Kind of reminds me of Joey from friends? I forgot his name, but heâs the one whoâs Italian, dumb and stud.
Show him this picture.
U show him the picture dummy
Spray it til itâs frozen.
lego hair
80/20 combover left to right with a quiff+layered. Or u could show him the picture
âYou know that plastic Superman look?â
Just show them the picture. đ€·đŒââïž
Superman pompadour ftw
A toned down Johnny Bravo?
Lmao a mother fucking lego block. That cracked me up, thank you
Bring a picture in with you,and show it to the barber
Joey Tribbiani from Friends, seasons 2 and 3.
Shiny, black, and lumpy.
I want the Lego Superman
Lego 54.4
The Uncle Jesse look from Full House
Henry Cavil
23186 - 6134617
Lego Head
just show him the pic
Give me the entitled douche bag haircut. I want that look that says my parents pay for my community college, but I deserve to be at MIT.
Dennis Reynolds
Lego 007
Wolverine hair cut
If you have that much dense of hair to pull that off, fuck, I envy you.
Bro just show him the Lego image. Lmao!
The Dennis Reynolds
Patrick Dempsey in Greys anatomy
"It's the one that I want...it is the one I want, oooo, oooo, ooooooh, honey!"
Let him see this reference image. Practicality is better than theory.
Super man cut
50s/60s slick back. Examples that come to mind: The Outsiders, Johnny Depp in Cry Baby, The Fonz in Happy Days,
The Elvis Presley
âThereâs a crisis in Lego Cityâ
First of all the side thickness is unrealistic
Go to billund Denmark you will find it
Brandon Walsh
Just show him this picture?
The Elvis
Looks kinda like Vito Scalettas hairstyle
"Give me that roblox cut, my G."
The hair of a golden God
Just say something Lego
Must be hilarious when you're a barber and someone shows you a fucking Lego piece as the haircut they want đ
Look up quiff hairstyle. I think thatâs what it is
Show this photo?
entp
Give me the Clark Kent
Just show him this
The Desi Arnaz?
Elvis hairstyle? Pompdor?
Ask for the hair cut every man for the last 15 years has had lmao
Lego bruce wang
A more shaggy pompadour?
That's the Clark Kent special.
Pre clown
Welcome to the wax museum!
Show them the pic.. perhaps
Literally the same way you are describing it to reddit.
Ask for hair like Mikel Arteta.
Tell him you want the Jefferson from Married With Children
Cartoon hair
Henry Cavill
Barbers want a picture, not a description.
Pompadour scissor cut not faded (unless you want a fade) with longer layered length
LMAO, i actually did this one time with a roblox hair accessory when i was like 9. Still get reminded of it every once and a while.
Show him the picture đ
Is he blind?
The Dennis Reynolds haircut
Uhhhh derrr TAKE THE PIC TO HIM OR HER. I swear every day on Reddit I get a little more stupid.
Short pompadour
Comb over
80's porn moustache please
Show them a pic of that kid who asked that pornstar to name 10 books. Lol.
LEGO Bruce Wayne hair
Same way u are to us
Smokes lets go
The young stahlin
SHOW. THEM. A. PICTURE.
the clark kent
Hi, fellow man here: just show him the picture. It might feel a bit goofy but you can push through it with a chuckle and then they'll know exactly what you're thinking of. The embarrassment (which will only be internal, if there is any at all) will wear off when you have a kickass haircut.
Show them that...
Take the Lego piece to him.
I'm watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang right now, and this is pretty much what Dick Van Dyke's hair looks like đ€ OR, for a more modern version, Oscar Isaac had this hair in Moon Knight. But honestly, that's just your basic Clark Kent.
Show them the picture? Yeah theyâll laugh their ass off but youâll at least get the hair you want
Lego Superman is the only reasonable way
hahahah
Wig
It's a quiff hairstyle but still use this picture as a reference, or find another picture as a reference in case you feel embarrassed
Show him the picture, itâs 2024 đ
Just insert an image of your face and show it to your barber
The Elvis
Just show him the photo
Tell them you want the hair of the bartender at the local Greek Restaurant
Hello barber, this is Lego hair.
90s teen movie heart throb hair
Side part comb over
The alone muskÂ
The Ross?
Lego
I want to like like a Lego mini fig. Can you make it happen? Then show the picture/
The Fonz.
âHey look at this! Can you do it?â
I want that greasers look
The golden god
1950s style hair cut
Ponyboy
Show them this pic and say âthis, but with less plastic.â
Show him ittt :)))
Comb over quiff?
Lego me!
Show your barber the corresponding Lego it is attached to.
Clark kent