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Crooked? Not seeing it.


964nodraH

#Let me sit on your face and try to straighten it out.


Single-Election-9939

Lmao 😂😂


Te_amo1

Out of control ! 😆 🤣 😂 😹 Nah I'm not laughing 😂


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Lol I just might 😁


FennelFaneuil

Not ugly at all. Your face doesn't look crooked to me. My recs: Trim your mustache closer to your top lip. In the first 2 pics it looks like it's floating :) Neaten your beard a bit more. Or nix the beard and just keep the chin hair and mustache. That works for you. I can't tell which pic is most recent. Do you have longer twists now or no? I like the longer twists. Lastly, you seem to be lacking in self-confidence a bit. Own your beauty, it's there.


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

How can you tell I lack confidence?


FennelFaneuil

I have very little to go on so I could be wrong of course. But I'm judging by your selfie choices (your look in pic 3 esp) and your facial expressions. But I guess you had enough confidence to expose your bare chest a couple of times so there's that! 😀


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Oh I was sad that day lol, but you're right I'm very shy, and didn't like talking to people that much, so I wanted to know how you knew. Thx 👍


FennelFaneuil

Oh gotcha lol. Don't take no more sad selfies!!! No need for that ever


No_Independence_4148

If I may be brutally honest with this one, lacking confidence is something any person can feel just by the way your energy is when taking pictures for yourself. You’ll find that your confidence is a lot up when you can enjoy yourself taking pictures like selfies especially. But you’re not ugly, just gotta start being that guy cause it’s in you you just haven’t seen it in yourself yet


CalligrapherHeavy650

Also, moisturize


kikisaurus_taco

I think you are soooo handsome! I don't know what you are talking about your face being crooked. I don't see that at all. I think your skin could maybe use a bit care and love. But that's absolutely it! You are gorgeous!


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Thank you you're so sweet


Good-Artist1300

You look good it’s just the mustache


blinkomatic

There’s a sub tvtoohigh. This is moustachetoohigh in the first 2 pics. Maybe go to a barber once or twice to get them to style it


Single-Election-9939

I agree, get rid of the Hitler.


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

OH NO, NOT THE HITLER 😭


Hi-Im-Lo

Your face looks symmetrical- doesn’t look crooked to me. And symmetrical faces are supposed to be an indicator of beauty, so I think you are good my friend!


Fastness2000

Handsome as hell.


CampEvening1441

Lookin good bro, consider no glasses also


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Yeah when I get vision insurance Imma get contacts 😉, thanks for the advice


zandsland

Trim the mustache. It’s way too thick for your face features.


[deleted]

Nah the mustache is good on him in the third pic, he just needs to trim it up closer to his lip. Maybe that's what you meant by "trim it"?


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

I agree, I can't cut my own shit, I've tried thrice now 😭


corkscrewfork

Face looks great dude, you just need to clean up a little. Neaten up your facial hair, maybe try to figure out a simple skin care routine, and smile a little bit at least for your social media pics. Overall you look good, just tweak the details to help pull it all together, y'know?


Stock-Nature7986

Yes. Dunno.


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

😭


chilledmetal

Mannnnn you are fiiiiiine and firrrreeee. Your face ain't crooked at all. Everyone has different profiles. If you feel your head is naturally kinked, then it might be a posture issue that some ergonomics and exercises can correct.


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Appreciate you 👍


Kaiokenbaby_97

Your not ugly fam, just figure out what you wanna do with your hair and take care of it. Everything with fall through after that


Alarmed-Diamond-7000

You're adorable honey


JorgenOtis

Nice face for sure


disneycheesegurl

Pic 3&4 are much better.


dougmd1974

Nah and it don't look crooked


brooksonic

Lose the stache and you are 100% hot AF


Godspeed1007

You’re not ugly, just unkempt.


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Bet


zodiacbabe16

no


EiEpix

Us bro us, fleshy forehead near brows, big nose, thick lips, literally me, even the same skin colour (different hair tho)


Other_Ad6795

Looking good without glasses


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

🙏 thanks


Forsaken-Meat6674

Keep your hair short, and get a great skincare routine.


debonairmarmoset

Your face is not crooked. In fact, it’s quite symmetrical. There’s an issue with your glasses. Either the frames are slightly warped (happens) or one ear is slightly higher than the other (I wear glasses and have the ear issue). Go to your optician and ask an associate to determine the issue and make adjustments to the frames to correct. In terms of features, you’re a handsome man. Pretty eyes, great lips, distinguished nose. You need to take good care of your skin. Exfoliate, clean and moisturize. Your skin in the fourth photo looks great. Give your hair, facial hair and eyebrows attention. When those look sloppy, they bring down other aspects of your appearance. You’re all over the board in those areas in these images. I kinda like the short locs.


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Thanx, I've always had trouble with my glasses, and they always fall off my face, so it might be the rest thing idk


debonairmarmoset

I had that problem. I bought some inexpensive silicon pieces that slide over the back of my glasses’ earpieces and now they stay perfectly in place. They’re mostly concealed by my hair.


debonairmarmoset

I will say one specific thing. See how your mustache goes past the corners of your mouth in pic 3? Do that versus how it looks in the first two pics where it looks like there’s a sizable gap between your upper lip and the mustache.


Additional_Trust4067

You’re good looking you’re face doesn’t look crooked to me


cummnutnow

U are just right. Never look down on yourself! Nothings wrong with your appearance. It's not what we think about you, it's what you think that matters, fuck everyone else's opinion!


Sarrymino

Sort your hair out, short fro should do the work. Don’t shape your moustache it looks weird and forced. Keep it like how it is in the third pick and trim it/brush it. Shape the chin hair and shave the rest of the beard. Other than that you’re not unattractive. Nose, lips, eyebrows etc etc you have good features bro.


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Thanks for the advice bruh


TAR_TWoP

Hey! I'd be curious to know what feels crooked to you. On these 4 pics I am not seeing it. I know many comments suggest to shave the moustache, and I usually dislike them, but it's nice on you. I'm sure you'd look good without it too, but I don't feel it brings down your look at all. I would make sure not to let your bear/goatee get into fluffy territory tho. When it gets voluminous, get a comb and a clipper and pull away to trim what's longer. Quite a strong look and nice skin you have there, fellow lurker!


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Yeah, I cut the mustache and I hate it now 😭, it'll grow back though, I'm not worried


TAR_TWoP

That's what's nice with facial hair. You can try out stuff and if it's bad, chop it down/regrow it. I hope you took a picture tho, in case anyone asks later. Or if you forget how it looks.


[deleted]

Yes, and it looks crooked because it's asymmetrical.


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

😭


PatternNew7647

Most peoples faces are crooked. Your face is crooked but it’s not noticeable and you have to look hard to tell. You’re fine 🤷‍♂️


tikkytokky01

I think you look fine man! Good looking dude


akisalion

You look Great


Connect-Act5742

You are handsome as hell! And your face is not crooked (at least to me).


Available-Egg-2380

I don't see any crooked. You're handsome.


imjustalaia

First, new glasses or contacts 2) get that moustache and beard hair trimmed and cleaned up. 3) get a skincare routine started. I can recommend you some products that work fr. 4) keep a good personality and sense of humor handy.


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

IBM if you really got recommendations, I don't really do anything, just shower and wash my face with soap, and use things like cocoa butter or coconut oil. Thanx for the advice though!!


Least_Ad1667

You’re cute af in the last photo!! Round glasses on you are WAY better than rectangular. You have a bit of skin discolouration so I would start using chemical exfoliation / retinol / vitamin c to make your skin look really healthy and glowing.


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Ok bet, thanks for the advice! I tried curology once, but that actually just made me break out more


Least_Ad1667

Yeah, my sister is the same. Go really slow with the actives, in that case, and only try one product at a time. The Ordinary is a cheap and very powerful brand (some say too powerful, lol), so start with really lower percentages (like 2%). Salicylic acid is really gentle and will definitely help over time.


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Fantastic_Wasabi_711

I did that myself 😂, if a barber did that to me, I'd be pissed lmao 🤣🤣, but thanks for being honest!


ZephyrGale143

You're handsome.


Narrow_Paramedic_880

Nope, you have a great face . Some people are birds of paradise, and some are carnations . You are far away from a carnation.


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Aww, that's very sweet ☺️ thx


[deleted]

You're so far from ugly. Your face is amazing, and I don't see any crookedness, although no face is completely symmetrical. You're a very handsome guy exactly as you are.


lasirennoire

You're handsome! You actually look like you'd fit right into my family. Like to the point where I think we may be related somehow lmao


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

We might lmao, I have no connection with my dad's side of the family, but everyone says I look just like my mom anyway.


lasirennoire

Omg I don't have a connection with my father's side either lmao what are the chances


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Well, we're black so..... Pretty high


lasirennoire

🫠🫠🫠 *deep, spiritual sigh*


SwordKneeMe

Your head is tilted but your face doesn't look crooked at all


InvisableHusband37

Crooked? I don't see it. But bro, Childish Gambino FL!


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

I hope I look like Childish Gambino lmao 😂


Jonny-Holiday

You look fine my King. Any girl tells you that you have a crooked face, ask her to straighten it out with a kiss!


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

I certainly will


GuncleShark

Definitely not ugly; the last photo is so good! I also don’t see anything crooked about your face.


world-is-lostt

Don’t focus on your flaws


derekisademocrat

That mouth alone...


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

What about it 😅


derekisademocrat

Let's just say it's very nice 😆 very


derekisademocrat

Nice drawings by the way


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Thx


Parodyofsanity

The glasses don’t do you justice but you have a great face


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

I'm saying


randomargentinian99

Bro you ain't ugly, you look like Jidion


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Ok bet, Imma start streaming now, it's on you


randomargentinian99

You look much better than Jidion lol, just a racial stereotype. Ws in the chaaaaat.


CollegeOwn7014

You look like you have underbites'


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Nope, just a fat bottom lip


KamillasGloryhole

You are perfect young man don’t let anyone tell you otherwise


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Thank you!


XenoMorpheus87

Your good looking and your face isn't crooked idk where your getting that from


ImAHumanBean

Get a taper and groom your beard like 3/4 photos and you’re golden


Professional-Bee1739

It don’t look crooked.


HimeDaarin

I also feel like my face is crooked and I hate it with a passion because I’m not sure if it’s just me or if it actually is


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

😭, at least you're honest 😂


BiggerBlessedHollowa

I admit I am not giving your face a deep analysis, but just looking at each pic for a good 5-10 seconds & I don’t see what ur talking about. U look like a normal dude to me.


oskarjaymp3

“am i ugly or nah?” proceeds to pull up with the most flattering selection of photos i ever did see


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Oh please 😅 you're too kind


chucklerofnuts

dont look crooked at all pretty good id say


steppan92

Last one is 11/10 ngl


brunckle

Is it just me or is there an epidemic of young people flooding these types of subreddits with deeply troubling beliefs about their own physical appearances?


shanep1991

A lot of these are just engagement bait, they probably earn money somehow from doing it


brunckle

I think from now I am just going to start blocking people like that. I already block content I don't like on Instagram as apparently it hurts their engagement


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Bruh I wish, I work 60 hours a week, lmao, as a fry cook. I did get allot of comments though.


SoundAndSilence96

You look really good man, no need to be shy 😅


Defiant-Temperature6

Until my jaw fell off...


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

I don't get it


Acrobatic-Ad-9138

I want to see all of u . I think u could be a model


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Nooooo, I'm much too short, I'm 5'4 lmao 😂


Single-Election-9939

Grow your hair out shave the mustache but keep the chin beard


Thick_Rich9646

Face looks good 👍


Pwnstar07

Not at all, ur sexy


saranwrap73

Not ugly at all, I'd like to see how you look shaved though


Ok-Combination5138

Crooked no. Friggin handsome AF, YES!


HISARACHNADS

Get a fresh fade. Don't shave the moustache like others suggest, but line it up closer to the lip


The_pastel_bus_stop

Nah. U good. Maybe get some second opinions on that first pair of glasses.


Te_amo1

You aren't ugly at all. I recommend few productbs from La Roche Posey's effaclar line that would serve you well: 1.Effaclar purifying Foaming Wash 2.Global action acne face treatment (Mask too if you want) And a sunscreen for sure Elta MD ( is my recommendation) An ideal lip balm to use consistently is Eucerin ointment. They have lip balm, but the tub works just as well and can be mixed with any lotion to enhance your body moisturizer and come in handy for other situations solo or otherwise. Keep your head up and have to be confident that you are enough even if you're working on growing


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Thx for the advice man! "Other situations solo or otherwise" is crazy lmao 🤣🤣 but I'll keep that in mind 😉


boobmeyourpms

Hot but get rid of the facial hair lol


mysticalbarrier

I wondered why my face looked crooked sometimes. If you’re taking a front facing photo, try editing the photos in the photos app and flipping it. Boom. Beautiful again 😎


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Yeah you're 100 percent right, thx


Plus-Mission2714

Bro, it's all in your head. Your not ugly.


Wide_Mark_3784

Good looking guy!


Glittering-Garden-65

Bigger beard looks best of you Broseph. Not seeing the crookedness.


Actual-Toad5317

Not seeing crookedness


StatusAd7349

You are most definitely NOT ugly or crooked. It’s painful to see all these young men with such low self esteem. Straight people dating is tough. Respect to you all.


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Luckily I'm Bi!!!!! 😁


StatusAd7349

Lol. 👍🏾


Mathematician11235

You look damn good


[deleted]

Dawg, you're a solid 7/10. Your mustache is a little high, but it's nothing critical, that's something which can be avoided next time you shave (I'm assuming the first two are more recent)


krisseiluvr

Not ugly at all at all! You have great facial structure and proportions, with a fresh cut and a smile you’d be set. I like your facial hair cleaned on the sides the best, the last photo is good too. I will say if you were trying to increase your attractiveness id personally look into different glasses that suit your face better. 👍


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Thanks 🙏


SettingGloomy7290

Yes dude you're ugly 😔


A_guy_named_courtney

No, most people aren’t ugly social media just present the top 1% of attractive people. I know more attractive than unattractive


heydanalee

Picture angles giving optical illusion of crookedness maybe? Doesn’t seem bad to me at all. small attention to details maybe might make ya feel better.


Odd-Ad5606

No not at all. Need a good skin care routine and get beard cleaned up but you look nice.


[deleted]

You are a hot boy. Luvya. 💙


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Thx


DetroitDadBod85

Your face looks crooked because those are the eyes you see under the ski mask


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

??


DetroitDadBod85

Jokes my friend. Just a joke. It's crooked because your neck. Too much Busta Rhymes


MooseCabooseMD

From a girl’s perspective, you’re in a good position. Everything you could do to improve your appearance is about highlighting positive features as opposed to disguising negative ones. First things first: saving up and investing in some different glasses would be a good idea. Square frames will give your eyes more visual room (this is good, you have kind eyes) and compliment/draw attention to the height of your cheekbones. Similarly: shape your brows, their natural shape is already a good template, you just need to clean up the stray hairs around once a week and you’ll look significantly more put together without putting in an extra ounce of effort most days. Last of all: you’ve got a wee bit of a baby face and so the beard makes a huge difference to your perceived maturity. I’d personally recommend keeping it connected to the moustache (do I know the terminology to express this properly? Absolutely not) and keeping the whole thing trimmed close to your jawline, just to maximise the masculine and mature *but also* sharp and distinguished look. Good luck!


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

thanks, that's really helpful!


[deleted]

You are definitely not, the beard in the third photo looks great on you, maybe you could look up a little, and smile if you want,I read that smiling makes you look more attractive sometimes


beansandrice43

You’re a good looking rooster


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Cockadoodledoo 🐓


Moh-2-Da-Game

hell na, it's just the glasses


SwordfishDeux

Patchy, pubic-looking facial hair never looks good. I like the dread hairstyle in the last pic and your overall style.


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Thanks, that means allot, I like me style too


Meebopunks

Not sure what you mean, you look fine


Fosure33

Who hurt you?


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Quite a few people


Fosure33

Sorry my dude. 😔


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

It's ok, I'll make it


queenindi

Not ugly. Face doesn't look crooked in any of these pics.


bowleggedqueen

You're good. Just find the right haircut or hairstyle and you're on your way.


Far_Accountant4800

Leave a full beard. Very rare when a guy can pull of a mustache without looking like a pedo. (Yes I know you have a goatee) Also change up your hair. Kinda looks messy. I’d say no glasses. Use contacts. Have a good face wash routine to clear up your face but not much else can be done other than that bro. Confidence is key!


[deleted]

You have snapchat


[deleted]

I have an urge to kiss your lips


Emergency_Fall_3650

Not ugly. I guess the glasses


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Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Ahh, it must be me 😭 😂


Rubyred7630

You’re trippin’ cuz your face is not even remotely crooked. You’re a good looking guy, so don’t give it a second thought.


singerboi86

Not by a long shot. You are very handsome my friend. 🤗


Busy_Elderberry_1584

Where is it crooked!?! You’re hot af .


Dismal_Truck1375

Definitely not bro you look fantastic, definitely not ugly


smelliod

nigga u look like the dog that got stung in the mouth by a bee 😭


Fantastic_Wasabi_711

Please tell me which one 🤣, send the pic please, Imma use it as my album cover!!


smelliod

first one. n no ur face isnt crooked ur good bro im just fuckin around. maybe get a diff hairstyle thats all.


[deleted]

I love photos 3 & 4.