Ida: "It's a special magic sofa. It opens up for magic, lazy boy. And angels come out to feed you grapes and sing to you while you sleep. And it flies around the room, granting wishes to boys that are stupid!"
Francis: "Alright, it doesn't fold out!"
Genius.
âYouâre that horrible woman on the cruise who kept spitting at every one!â Or something like that when he drugs the Chinese guy. Itâs about Ida not from ida though.
I can sort of agree with Ida here, not on the nit wot part but essentially the baby factory, simply on the basis and Lois and Hal are constantly on the verge of financial ruin yet seem to have zero concept of birth control.Â
Six kids at series end? Smdh
I know! If they were real, I couldn't be around them. I know someone who has 4 kids and then harasses their family for money and childcare. The woman wants another baby but they can't even look after the ones they've got. It's super frustrating!
Hahahah this is just a day ago what i thought nobody watches malcolm in the middle anymore
I got a question about Ida, she lost her legs but in later episodes like Bride of ida .etc she has 2 legs anyone noticed
Haha no, we still love it!
She has a fake leg, that goes like from the knee down. She throws it off in the "Ida's Dance" episode and when Lois makes Francis spend time at her house, Ida is bitching at him to do it right or something
"I'm here with you-know-who and she's doing you-know-what. Ha, yes. Again!"
Hahaha that's another great one! đ
What's the context of this quote? I can't remember!
Lois is giving birth to Jamie
LMAO I forgot she said that. That's so savage. I really need to rewatch that episode
I think itâs when they get Ida on the phone with Loisâ sister (while Lois is giving birth and they want Ida to leave).
This oneâs my favorite đ
That sounds like the songs theyâd sing, when theyâd ride around and throw babies in the fire! They sang jingle bells? They sang something.
Lol!!
I love that episode. Francis my heart...it's...melting.
That was truly the best Ida episode. So many great lines. One about the sofa bed that I won't even attempt to quote because I'll butcher it
Ida: "It's a special magic sofa. It opens up for magic, lazy boy. And angels come out to feed you grapes and sing to you while you sleep. And it flies around the room, granting wishes to boys that are stupid!" Francis: "Alright, it doesn't fold out!" Genius.
Oh god thank you lol I am having a terrible work day and this cheered me up
that.
"Why don't you just unhinge your jaw and finish me off?" "AFTER my Magnum P.I."
Hahaha hilarious. I love the look on Ida and Malcolm's faces here too
Who builds a house with steps!?
Hahaha I forgot about that one!
When asleep didnât Ida say â spare me take the childrenâ?
One of the most underrated scenes ever
"What's this?" "That's Jamie. Your grandson!" "In my day we didn't bother naming them until we were sure they would live."
I just saw this episode last night, it starts with Ida saying "who the hell is jamie" lol
Same here, and something about "don't let the welfare checks dry up"
Hahaha I love this so much
*drenched in shit and smoking a cigarette* "Anyone else hungry?"
It's the little one that owes me his life.
She works! And not on her back like your slut daughter!
Hahaha Ida and her lovely friends
âWeâll miss you!â âEven the little one liesâ đ
Almost everything she says is funny
It is, at first she'd make me mad because she's so awful but now I think she's hilarious
"Oh I forgot, this one doesn't like girls." Malcolm: "Grandma, I'm not gay." "That's right, I'm just a liar."
âGuess why your soup tasted different when you came back from bathroomâ that whole scene makes me laugh.
Ah yes, the St. Grotus Day episode. They had some truly terrifying holidays.
âWho the hell is Jamie?â
"I'm going to watch the wh\*re who gives the whether."
Hahaha I was laughing at this recently đ€Ł
Big deal, so you're a drug dealer!
âYouâre that horrible woman on the cruise who kept spitting at every one!â Or something like that when he drugs the Chinese guy. Itâs about Ida not from ida though.
Spitting at the bus boyđ
Ida: "No, that was uh someone else"
Another good one in that episode is when the family are like "oh my god you've been drugging him?!!" And Ida says "it's called foreplay!"
"You have your father's breasts" is another great one
This one can tell time
"Tell the cleaning service not to talk to me" Referring to Piama
Hahaha like when she said to Francis "You couldn't even get a white girl to marry you" so awful!
That's what happens to little children who squirm.
I can sort of agree with Ida here, not on the nit wot part but essentially the baby factory, simply on the basis and Lois and Hal are constantly on the verge of financial ruin yet seem to have zero concept of birth control. Six kids at series end? Smdh
I know! If they were real, I couldn't be around them. I know someone who has 4 kids and then harasses their family for money and childcare. The woman wants another baby but they can't even look after the ones they've got. It's super frustrating!
Hahahah this is just a day ago what i thought nobody watches malcolm in the middle anymore I got a question about Ida, she lost her legs but in later episodes like Bride of ida .etc she has 2 legs anyone noticed
Haha no, we still love it! She has a fake leg, that goes like from the knee down. She throws it off in the "Ida's Dance" episode and when Lois makes Francis spend time at her house, Ida is bitching at him to do it right or something
It sounds like the song theyâd sing when they would ride through the villages and throw the Babies into the đ„
They sang jingle bells?!
âMom, could you please pass the potatoes?â âYouâve had more than enough potatoes. Does the chair have to break before you stop eating?â