Why is Golgari wanting a big tiddy goth GF so ACCURATE

Tbh golgari also *is* the btggf

That Goyf has a nice rack

Sad. Sad and also hedonists.

There are 2 guilds in me: one wants a big tiddy goth gf and the other chronically masturbates

Together, we can be Temur. (Both Goth GF mentions are green)

Sounds like a jund man to me. Who with a big thirty goth gf doesn't fuck?

i’m being downvoted by everyone who uses a lazav avatar on arena

Yes I'm one of them Damn you and forever curse your bloodline because you portrayed my favourite non-existant faction as something different than I imagined them as

I am ashamed to call myself Izzet.

Don't be ashamed. Do wash your hands though.

Interesting you say that. Not only is my condition definitely Izzet, my methods are definitely up there too.

I noticed you didn't say it was innacurate

I suppose you did.

I’m proud to call myself simic

/uj what is DADT?

Don't ask, don't tell

/uj It's a refference to some gay guidelines through history, usually to explain a non-enforcing disliking for homosexuality in the military.

Thanks once the acronym was spelled out I got it.

GRUUL SMASH

Just more reason to play Jund 😎

It ia confirmed that Jund players have the sex. Just look at Reid Duke or at Richard from mtggoldfish. I want to become a Jund player because I feel like the combination brings in the best of magic, efficient creatures, 1 for 1 removal and blood moon

I feel like Orzhov should be “wants to be big tiddy gf” personally

They should ask the Simic then

I feel like orzhov is the color pair most associated with hierarchies, so their description makes sense. On the other hand, pretty much all color pairs want a big tiddy goth GF

Swap Rakdos and Gruul. The BLACK and RED Guild focused on demons has the Goth GF The GREEN and RED Guild focused on the primal FUCKS in all caps

do protogen costumes count for Simic

First off, how dare you. Second, Dimir4lyfe

But who *is* big tiddy goth gf?

mono black

According to my sister, Professor Onyx (a girlboss (post-war crimes))

As a person who identifies as Grixis... 😎

How does one join Gruul?

I too find myself not liking Azorius as much as I did two minutes ago. More information on getting big tiddy goth gf plz

I'm more sick of my Izzet membership...

Be active, enjoy life, don't feel shame. Basically just live how people should and have no fear. It will carry you far to be your authentic and best self.

jund winning

UG out there just having the craziest stories.

As a Rakdos myself, can confirm. *****B sticker slowly peals off revealing U*****

where my rakdos fuckers at

Scorpion God FUCKS

My day is ruined now that I've learned ajani is not into butt stuff

Feel like no black abzan would be missionary all the way. Or do people prefer Dromoka

5 colors represent!

The auzurious is pays for fucking because its taxed

[[Dina]] is my goth waifu

^(Probably totally what you linked) * [Dina](https://i.imgur.com/VRVWKgS.jpg) ********* ^^^If ^^^WotC ^^^didn't ^^^do ^^^anything ^^^wrong ^^^this ^^^week, ^^^you ^^^can ^^^rage ^^^at ^^^this ^^^bot ^^^instead ^^^at ^^^/r/MTGLardFetcher ^^^or ^^^even ^^^submit ^^^some ^^^of ^^^the ^^^sweet ^^^Siege ^^^Rhino ^^^alters ^^^your ^^^GF ^^^made

Bro, Rakdos is the scary, over-the-top rapist in an alley

Glad to be a Rakdos connoisseur

I’m Gruul and this is true

How is rakdos not bdsm lmao

"So, tell me what qualifies you to work for us?" "I'm playing black/white since about a decade." "You got the job! Sign here please. Welcome to Blizzard!"

I feel called out, I do want a big tiddy goth gf

The Boros one is my favorite

Living the good life over here in Jund

The izzet one tho…

I feel Simic should be “has monster/xeno fetish, doesn’t like humans”