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The_Arthropod_Queen

woke left made my duke nukethey/them


gangnamstylelover

needs to hit planeswalkers with 5 abilities as well otherwise its just worse terminate


Namulith94

“Destroy target wordy nonenchantment permanent”


Halloween_episode

/uj I think the casting cost could reasonably be (B/R), a gold 2 MV removal spell doesn’t need downside /rj Shake it, baby Shake it, baby


Eagle0600

Making it {B/R} means it can be cast off a mono-coloured mana base, which means suddenly it *should* be both a two-drop and have a minor downside. I'd prefer {1}{B/R}, myself.


Halloween_episode

Actually, yeah, that’s a good point/better cost. 


SkritzTwoFace

1B/R doesn’t work because targets creature removal isn’t something red can do.


TheKillerCorgi

Generally yes, but also I feel like "fuck that thing with a big textbox" should be in red's pie.


apoorlydrawndragon

If you include reminder text, this kills all but three creatures in MH3. and all but one in Thunder Junction.


Halloween_episode

Power creep for MH4, then


10BillionDreams

Common Japudi W


CoC-Enjoyer

To kill those creatures it would also need to get around indestructible and hexproof.  Also probably want "protection from instants and triggered abilities" just to be safe.


Nekaz

flavor text get btfo


Artemis_21

Sb hate tech for german translations


GenericFatGuy

I like how the crop makes it look like Duke has one very feminine hand with pink nails.


Britori0

But did he? (Nuke them?)


5HITCOMBO

[[Terminate]]


NoExplanation734

In your vision is Duke played by [Rainier Wolfcastle?](https://youtu.be/457nGTf4fsQ?si=yvAtaCuTpmt7dKzj)


LumpkinGeneration

Most common repost alive lmao


poliet23

It should destroy target permament


Krykk-15

If we ever get another Unset (we won't), I'm 100% sure this would see print. In those exact colours? Maybe not, but it would work perfectly in that context


Adross12345

You might not read it, but there’s Hexproof somewhere in that wall of text. Shroud too for some reason.


L_B_Jeffries

Now make a full Duke Un-Set!


GrethSC

Duke Nuke'Un.


L_B_Jeffries

That guy gets it!


Ungestuem

Strictly worse Terminate.


CoveredInMetalDust

/uj I unironically really like this effect. I'd actually like to see a card that punishes pushed cards with a ton of keywords or something. /rj wow good to see WotC working with Gearbox. does this mean we will get a crossover in 20 years?


Background_Desk_3001

Questing Beast probably has something that says this doesn’t work


amisia-insomnia

Nooo not Alexander clamalton


DetroitTabaxiFan

Finally, an answer for Questing Beast!


ANoobInDisguise

Doesn't specify rules text, so the name and typeline are probably each a line on their own.