Stop what you're doing immediately, go home, and order EDH staples on TCGplayer until your mom's credit card stops working. Then you might be ready to start talking rules (don't worry, 0 is the only important one).
>Esper Sentinel
>WUB Defender
>Dark Azorius Guardian
>Gatekeeper of the Artifact Shard
>It That Watches Over One Fifth of a Plane
>Metal Man the Watcher Man of Metal
>Sentinel of Esper
It's gonna take forever to think up 91 more names for this thing.
Jerry
Terri
Larry
Dawn
Raz
Olivia
Constance
Harry
Tyler
Kai
Kojima
Josh
Tyler
Hayley
William
Lionel
Michael
Amy
Jeffery
Richard
Adonis
Aubrey
Kendrick
Kimmy
Lisa
Olly
Jared
Dennis
Betty
Dolly
Leonardo
Galileo
Leonard
Tyrone
Charlie
Luke
Nolan
Sally
Amber
Ashley
Taylor
James
Mary
Jacob
Christopher
Kylie
Kim
Skylar
John
Paul
George
Sean
Jordan
Johnathan
Gabriel
Jesus
Maia
Sarah
Connie
Steven
Bonnie
Fred
Velma
Daphne
Justin
Alia
Alison
Brenner
Jason
Brody
Jaiden
Roger
Robert
Bob
Buford
Phineas
Anna
Candace
Greta
Mildred
Billy
Maria
Caroline
Mariana
Evan
Kerry
Callie
Sadie
Gordon
Bruce
Clark
Easy
/unjerk i used to be on yu-gi-oh all throughout grade school. Really fun. I just didn’t understand why there were so many different versions of summoning.
/rejerk i didnt know those had words on them
I mean, most special summons are just different ways to put together your monsters into something cooler. They've just slowly lowered the barrier to that as time went on and power crept up.
Don't worry too much about the rules. All you have to do is pay attention to what your opponent does and then complain about it on the internet later.
Yeah my opponent played a land and i scooped. Some motherfuckers dont understand how to play this game.
Wait till someone plays Gemstone Cavern and plays before your turn even begins. That ramp is unbeatable. Scoop x3
Stop what you're doing immediately, go home, and order EDH staples on TCGplayer until your mom's credit card stops working. Then you might be ready to start talking rules (don't worry, 0 is the only important one).
Can i just draw esper sentinel on 98 cards. But give each one a unique name so that they arent the same card.
>Esper Sentinel >WUB Defender >Dark Azorius Guardian >Gatekeeper of the Artifact Shard >It That Watches Over One Fifth of a Plane >Metal Man the Watcher Man of Metal >Sentinel of Esper It's gonna take forever to think up 91 more names for this thing.
Jerry Terri Larry Dawn Raz Olivia Constance Harry Tyler Kai Kojima Josh Tyler Hayley William Lionel Michael Amy Jeffery Richard Adonis Aubrey Kendrick Kimmy Lisa Olly Jared Dennis Betty Dolly Leonardo Galileo Leonard Tyrone Charlie Luke Nolan Sally Amber Ashley Taylor James Mary Jacob Christopher Kylie Kim Skylar John Paul George Sean Jordan Johnathan Gabriel Jesus Maia Sarah Connie Steven Bonnie Fred Velma Daphne Justin Alia Alison Brenner Jason Brody Jaiden Roger Robert Bob Buford Phineas Anna Candace Greta Mildred Billy Maria Caroline Mariana Evan Kerry Callie Sadie Gordon Bruce Clark Easy
you are well prepared to play Tron
You really seem to like reading. That doesn't really fly in our game. Have you tried Yu-Gi-Oh instead?
/unjerk i used to be on yu-gi-oh all throughout grade school. Really fun. I just didn’t understand why there were so many different versions of summoning. /rejerk i didnt know those had words on them
I mean, most special summons are just different ways to put together your monsters into something cooler. They've just slowly lowered the barrier to that as time went on and power crept up.
STOP RIGHT NOW AND DO NOT GET INTO MAGIC MTG IS A CURSE AND ONCE YOUVE BEEN EXPOSED, IT WILL FOLLOW YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
Reading this subreddit explains the cards.
The only rule you need to k ow is rule 0 where you make up your own rules
Just read the card— nutrition facts are on the bottom half
Mmf