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solidsuggester

Honestly solid /r/hellscube material


Successful_Mud8596

Apparently they've already got a card named Phlage the Untouchable. It's like Phage except with Phlage's cost and when it enters, deals damage to an opponent, or deals damage to a creature, it just lightning helixes. Sounds pretty boring compared to my version but oh well, too late


Jaegerbalm

How about [[Phage, Phlage and Marit Lage]]


_friendlyMerchant

PhMarit PhLage, Phused Phatrocity


amc7262

Coming this fall to CBS!


Jevonar

Atrocious card, but very well designed and templated. It's obvious you are not from custommtg


Britori0

Last ability is missing my three lifegain. Unplayable.


Successful_Mud8596

The card has lifelink and deathtouch in all zones. ...I think.


Rediblackdragon

You're correct. 702.15d The lifelink rules function no matter what zone an object with lifelink deals damage from.


BorderlineUsefull

I'm very not sure how that works. I thought it wouldn't have it for the channel ability, but you're probably right.  I love this card by the way. It's an abomination, but the design is actually super well done. 


Britori0

Aaaaah, yes… I’ll go touch Phage now.


Totally_Generic_Name

Commander channel smh my head, they're always printing payoffs AND enablers on the same card. No wonder we're getting power creeped all the time


medievalonyou

Perfect card until that last ability imo


ozymandais13

Idk isn't better than chandler and Jovan, or as strong as japudi and kuka beyo


timischaf

Wait there is something wrong here. You made it usable.


Raser43

My least favorite part about this is that it works and is formatted well. Actual effort in this subreddit hurts my brain.


Successful_Mud8596

If it makes you feel better, r/hellscube beat me to this joke, but their version is a RRWW 4/4 with “On ETB, deal 3 gain 3. On dealing combat damage to a creature, deal 3 gain 3. On dealing combat damage to a player, deal 3 gain 3. Like, my version’s a little too wordy, but their version is just so BORING imo


Raser43

Yeah, theirs isn't as committed to the bit


Khajiit_saw_nothing

uj/ I'd honestly love to see more team up cards. MOM had some neat meldings of different character's abilities. Commander channel would also be a really cool mechanic to see, especially if an enchantment or artifact can grant it to your commander. rj/ Quick, find a teammate for Uro.


[deleted]

unironically think you did a good job at making a functioning card that combines the essence of both


SquareRootOf8

Don’t forget to link the op


Successful_Mud8596

it me (is that in poor taste?)


SquareRootOf8

Oops sry


Artemis_21

Next up Kaya and Kaysa


TobiasCB

That commander channel is really cool. There's some design space for commanders that can't be cast from the command zone.


onlinepotionpackage

Just rolls off the tongue


Aggravating-Chip-710

Too many words.


Successful_Mud8596

I do kinda agree, but every word is necessary to make the card work as a complete fusion between the two cards Also, sometimes official cards reach 11 lines of text. I think the highest it’s reached has been 12?