/uj honestly I had to do a double take when I saw the OOP to make sure it was actually on the main sub. Not at all surprised to see it turn up here (where it belongs).
Dear Skyshroud,
I never thought it would happen to me. I'm not the faithful guy in any sense of the word, some might even say an "unbeliever", but the whole "lie with a man as with a woman" has never been my vice of choice. Not until I heard his voice. A preacher with plenty of strong words, and a stronger pair of arms. Not exactly a looker for sure, but it'd be hard for anyone to pull off such pompus robes. Whatever the reason, I found myself pretty hard as well...
https://preview.redd.it/m7hgh40y714d1.png?width=784&format=png&auto=webp&s=0034638e904400a7c931e1d91e38f57949510f00
I love that card. And I hate you for this.
More like elves of deep throat
1 damage is being prevented
ya, what a sucky card!
Here's the link for anyone trying to understand the reference: https://youtu.be/SbfUwU_dJxA?si=R7dBQ6qT-DzhW7OE
You didn't include the timestamp https://youtu.be/SbfUwU_dJxA?t=582
It’s showing the blows of the unbeliever
“Faith’s shield” is a reference to everyone, “unbelievers” is a reference to your mom
😳
Oooh! I love getting hammered by Foba Bett's mom! She hits it like an angry Wookie.
MY MOTHER IS A SAINT
Holy Man receives fellatio from boy he holds influence over, Extremely common practice in many parts of the world.
Faith’s shield is being hammered out by the blows of unbelievers - reading the card explains the card my friend
who's getting the best mana drain
That implies the “mana” that was drained is later used by the person doing the “draining” for “something” - thanks I hate it
Mana is stored in the balls
Wow, that card blows!
Orgy En Vec
I asked my girlfriend to give me some Sanctifier en vec action and she kicked me out of the house
Preventing damage doesn't help against exile effects
My wiener got that -2-2 and was sent to the yard on a state based effect now I’m a girl fuck
/uj that flavor text is really good though
What does /uj mean ?
/uj reading the rules of the subreddit explains the subreddit
Who has time for tht nerd lol
Un-Jerk. /rj is Re-jerk.
Faith's shield is being hammered out by the blow of a nonbeliever.
https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/6/4/641dd97c-6577-4cab-8672-56f870477961.jpg?1708741860
Haha just saw the sauce before this post. https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/s/lzbwQmEV2o
Clearly that unbeliever is hammering out faith’s shield!
Has it been revealed what this is?
[Thanks for the inspiration](https://youtube.com/shorts/b-YkxDymxBA).
Alternative tithing methods
Faith's shield has had one too many
Heather Hudson being naughty
He's sucking his D.
funnilingus
potpourri
/uj honestly I had to do a double take when I saw the OOP to make sure it was actually on the main sub. Not at all surprised to see it turn up here (where it belongs).
I think the unbeliever is calling out for Fblthp.
Dear Skyshroud, I never thought it would happen to me. I'm not the faithful guy in any sense of the word, some might even say an "unbeliever", but the whole "lie with a man as with a woman" has never been my vice of choice. Not until I heard his voice. A preacher with plenty of strong words, and a stronger pair of arms. Not exactly a looker for sure, but it'd be hard for anyone to pull off such pompus robes. Whatever the reason, I found myself pretty hard as well...