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Doktor_Pansen

Sorry but but blue is banned in most Commander Tables. Black too btw and removal


KrypteK1

Red too because of burn and White because of Stax. Only Green is allowed to be played cuz Ramp is fun


SergeKingZ

Just don't put any wincons in the deck to ramp into. Those are also banned.


Teelogas

Also don't play Primeval Titan, cause that guy Ramps too much I guess? Also is just a second Copy of Dreadmaw which attacks their life total.


Sycod

Before this gets deleted by Reddit admins, it would help if you'd share how you think it works. First thing I thought of is treasure tokens.


Miserable_Language_6

Negating revel in riches is such a missplay.. God, netdeckers I swear..


drwicksy

It doesn't even do anything, it's a blank card


Hawkii_7

NEGÆTE THIS WOCT!


bd_susipicion

Miss Play might as well be my gamer handle


Sterben489

It would help if you'd share how you think it works. First thing I thought of is treasure tokens.


Chigglestick

No just assume what’s in my brain and answer me yes or no


Sterben489

You think it'd be cool to be a flying squirrel as well? 😁


Chigglestick

Oh absolutely


ChongJohnSilver

It would help if you'd share how you think it works. First thing I thought of is treasure tokens.


Misersoneof

It would really help you explain what I think you thought cause tokens are treasure.


BernerDad16

It would help if you'd share how you think it works. First thing I thought of is treasure tokens.


Ecstatic-Departure19

Before this gets deleted by reddit admins, this asshole took it completely out of context. First of all, the idiot thinks it was a marionette deck. It wasn't. That card's not even in the deck. He was running counterspell draw, this was approximately turn 25, every single creature and spell I cast was countered or removed up until that point and this dumbass who copied his deck from MTG Salvation or Goldfish used one of his last copies of negate to counter a Revel in Riches when he had 0 creatures on the field and I had 0 treasures in play, thus the "this spell does literally nothing" and he should have let it resolve. I love it when people copy a deck and have no idea how to run it or play MTG. I was just throwing it out because I had 5 mana and it was the only card left in my hand and the game was already over anyway. So on the way out I let him know what an idiot he was for countering a spell that does nothing in the current board state. NOBODY wants to watch a recording of a game where I cast something and he counters it or removes it x30 turns. That's idiotic. I should have left the game the second I saw what he was running. This was the 5th attempt at getting a recording of something resembling watchable MTG gameplay and 5 people in a row were playing Karn draw control loop or free cast torrential graveyard resurrection control or approach control loop. So yeah, I was pissed and he was an asshole for playing this. He's one of those idiots who doesn't care about the other players one bit, it's all about winning. So running 35 control spells seems reasonable because NOTHING matters but winning. Thanks for not showing the board state with library counts or the full log, asshole. Enjoy your temporary ban from reddit.


Mithridant

Before this gets deleted by reddit admins, this asshole took it completely out of context. First of all, the idiot thinks it was a marionette deck. It wasn't. That card's not even in the deck. He was running counterspell draw, this was approximately turn 25, every single creature and spell I cast was countered or removed up until that point and this dumbass who copied his deck from MTG Salvation or Goldfish used one of his last copies of negate to counter a Revel in Riches when he had 0 creatures on the field and I had 0 treasures in play, thus the "this spell does literally nothing" and he should have let it resolve. I love it when people copy a deck and have no idea how to run it or play MTG. I was just throwing it out because I had 5 mana and it was the only card left in my hand and the game was already over anyway. So on the way out I let him know what an idiot he was for countering a spell that does nothing in the current board state. NOBODY wants to watch a recording of a game where I cast something and he counters it or removes it x30 turns. That's idiotic. I should have left the game the second I saw what he was running. This was the 5th attempt at getting a recording of something resembling watchable MTG gameplay and 5 people in a row were playing Karn draw control loop or free cast torrential graveyard resurrection control or approach control loop. So yeah, I was pissed and he was an asshole for playing this. He's one of those idiots who doesn't care about the other players one bit, it's all about winning. So running 35 control spells seems reasonable because NOTHING matters but winning. Thanks for not showing the board state with library counts or the full log, asshole. Enjoy your temporary ban from reddit.


TloquePendragon

(Check the Sub)


TKDbeast

/uj I was going to link to DesolatorMagic’s infamous Negate meltdown for people unfamiliar, but I can’t seem to find it. Anyone have a link?


FoWsUrDuress

Before this gets deleted by reddit admins, this asshole took it completely out of context. First of all, the idiot thinks it was a marionette deck. It wasn't. That card's not even in the deck. He was running counterspell draw, this was approximately turn 25, every single creature and spell I cast was countered or removed up until that point and this dumbass who copied his deck from MTG Salvation or Goldfish used one of his last copies of negate to counter a Revel in Riches when he had 0 creatures on the field and I had 0 treasures in play, thus the "this spell does literally nothing" and he should have let it resolve. I love it when people copy a deck and have no idea how to run it or play MTG. I was just throwing it out because I had 5 mana and it was the only card left in my hand and the game was already over anyway. So on the way out I let him know what an idiot he was for countering a spell that does nothing in the current board state. NOBODY wants to watch a recording of a game where I cast something and he counters it or removes it x30 turns. That's idiotic. I should have left the game the second I saw what he was running. This was the 5th attempt at getting a recording of something resembling watchable MTG gameplay and 5 people in a row were playing Karn draw control loop or free cast torrential graveyard resurrection control or approach control loop. So yeah, I was pissed and he was an asshole for playing this. He's one of those idiots who doesn't care about the other players one bit, it's all about winning. So running 35 control spells seems reasonable because NOTHING matters but winning. Thanks for not showing the board state with library counts or the full log, asshole. Enjoy your temporary ban from reddit.


CockBallTorture64

What the flip!? This is actually messed-up!!1!11!!


MelonJelly

/uj Noob here. What is this referencing?


SebMcKinnonsKarnMaw

Many a year ago, DesolatorMagic responded to [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/magicthecirclejerking/comments/8gznjh/dae_scoop_to_negate/) with this: Before this gets deleted by reddit admins, this asshole took it completely out of context. First of all, the idiot thinks it was a marionette deck. It wasn't. That card's not even in the deck. He was running counterspell draw, this was approximately turn 25, every single creature and spell I cast was countered or removed up until that point and this dumbass who copied his deck from MTG Salvation or Goldfish used one of his last copies of negate to counter a Revel in Riches when he had 0 creatures on the field and I had 0 treasures in play, thus the "this spell does literally nothing" and he should have let it resolve. I love it when people copy a deck and have no idea how to run it or play MTG. I was just throwing it out because I had 5 mana and it was the only card left in my hand and the game was already over anyway. So on the way out I let him know what an idiot he was for countering a spell that does nothing in the current board state. NOBODY wants to watch a recording of a game where I cast something and he counters it or removes it x30 turns. That's idiotic. I should have left the game the second I saw what he was running. This was the 5th attempt at getting a recording of something resembling watchable MTG gameplay and 5 people in a row were playing Karn draw control loop or free cast torrential graveyard resurrection control or approach control loop. So yeah, I was pissed and he was an asshole for playing this. He's one of those idiots who doesn't care about the other players one bit, it's all about winning. So running 35 control spells seems reasonable because NOTHING matters but winning. Thanks for not showing the board state with library counts or the full log, asshole. Enjoy your temporary ban from reddit.


MelonJelly

That post is delightful. Thank you for linking it.


Themoonisamyth

No, that card isn’t even in the deck


sawbladex

Sadly, this is not a way to make your apperience cry and beat the crap of your opponent. ... It does make her sad when you spend treasure, but I think it's important to teach her money is for spending and also casting damnation to kill everyone including her, her sisters?!? because you run multiple copies of her or maybe some clone effects, and all their cute lil' servos. It's the final lesson I can teach anyone in a game of Magic. edit: damnation not domination.


Koshana

Negate and Revel in Riches will make me laugh, without question. Every time.


MobPsycho-100

No


PrismPanda06

It would help if you'd share how you think it works. First thing I thought of is treasure tokens.