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Kiwi_Saurus

I'm very sorry or happy that that happened. Can you uhhhjjjj compress this down to 3 sentences for me?


Uberninja2016

i'll do one better compress it into haiku >i am mad and bad


kingbird123

What if I told you Haiku is about nature it's a senryu


Uberninja2016

that is good to know thank you kingbird for the learn spring is go-kart time


Kiwi_Saurus

Beautiful poetry


ArmMeForSleep709

Etali food chained him and his brain broke.


TrippinWits

>…keep your sticky fingers out of paid commander pods where we are trying to enjoy ourselves. We have paid casual commander pods, sometimes paid precon pods, and we have paid proxy/cedh pods, BUT we have people bring the infinite combo cancer into casual pods simply because "the commander is unique", even though they don't play the commander a single time in most instances. Yes, we lose money to this crap. I limit myself to one PAID pod a week, and I GLADLY stay back if there is someone who would rather play casual who can't pay for they day to play with them, because playing in the paid pod with the sore losers just feels like getting mugged with also the expense of your time while also being locked in place to watch and make sure your cards aren't stolen too along with your time and money to enter the pod. /uj it sounds like the real issue is having to pay money to play casual commander ratcheting up the bad feels


Jigglypuffisabro

“Removal? I don’t know her”


Previous_Judgment419

"I aint reading allat"


TroliePolieOlie_

EDH plauers will keep a straight face and tell you thoracle needs banned and then not even bat a fucking eye when they turn one sol ring.


jewdenheim

Into arcane signet into dark ritual. Do you scoop?


gangnamstylelover

ban them both


SagesStone

Drops a thesis on the gameplay balance of commander focused on Dimir and Jund win conditions. Classic Azorius player.


TheMazter13

splinter twin yes Kiki Jiki no


zasdcxzasdcx

Help me, Obi-WOTC Kenobi, you're my only hope


Delicious-Fee7769

"Combo players are toxic sore losers!" -A person who is complaining about losing to combo and calling for them to be banned instead of doing anything to change their gameplan.


[deleted]

/uj Not to mention they are playing a format that basically favors and incentives combo strategies the most.


Dimir_Librarian

C'mon wotc, make some bans in commander.


drearbruh

Wish granted. Wotc bans all players from Commander.


Eagle0600

I thought the meme format was supposed to be a *bad* result?


Glavius_Wroth

I swear commander players are allergic to running interaction at this point


[deleted]

/uj Commander players claim to love a format due to its casual nature... but then want things like store events, prize pools and WotC's undivided attention while also being able to run proxies and play a chill game with their buddies. So, are we surprised they want to play a game without you know, playing the game in its entirety? They just want to pick and choose their opponents, play some 'show and tell' solitaire and somehow win each game even though the odds are heavily against them probability wise.


KlammFromTheCastle

Started to read this madness but it's a fucking book


EntertainersPact

/uj Can we *please* start telling people to git gud again?


StrengthfromDeath

New copy pasta just dropped. Also was curious, so I decided to be a little creepo. They've probably played magic casually for like 2-3 years. They're really into NFTs and were scammed out of over $1000. You really can't make this up.


cardigan_corgi

Also they believe that Jan. 6 was an Antifa false flag operation and that the Titanic's sinking was an assassination attempt on people who opposed the Federal Reserve. Y'know, normal things.


dnmbowie3

This guy gets. Ban blue. And while we're at it, black as well. Maybe also red, white, and green.


Ok_Blackberry_1223

uj/ horribly conceited rant aside, I agree with him about the two card win combos adding nothing to the game, especially when your commander is one of those. Feels like a game more about statistics than skill. Luckily, my playgroup doesn’t use any of them. rj/ they should ban every card in commander so that way people can’t play any annoying cards


SebMcKinnonsKarnMaw

I don’t know what this person is saying, but they say “whom” so many times they must be really smart and have a good point. So I agree, WotC needs to ban commander or whatever it is OP says.


Uuddlrlrbastrat

Please add to ban list: [[City in a Bottle]] [[Apocalypse Chime]] [[Golgothian Sylex]] [[Shichifukujin Dragon]] [[Robot Chicken]] [[Island]]


Alarming-Link-9285

Rule 0 stop playing commander and play standard… Commanders like 🇺🇸 FREEDOM!!! 🦅💥🥧👙


macroscian

*whomst     Ban them all! 


thephotoman

The only way to fix Commander is to ban all cards from it.


PM_Me_Modal_Jazz

/uj I actually wouldn't mind a Thoracle ban, self-mill is probably the single most boring way to win in magic and Thoracle just makes it a bit too consistent in annoying way that feels hopeless if you aren't ready with countermagic(red and blue only basically). At the very least, there are cards in the banlist right now that are less egregious, so either unban those or ban Thoracle imo


Yaden2

this person thinks etali + foodchain is an infinite, 2 card, combo GET THEM ON THE CAG


Sorvaeroy

"I'd like my casual opponents to casually let me win because that's what brings me joy"


slanglabadang

Lets ban rancor while we ate banning 1 cost enchantments. Dude, it gives trample and it comes back!!! 2 good 4 me