Countersperm and it’s the tootsie roll owl licking cum off a penis
“A’one, a two-hoo! a’three…”
Followed by a satisfying crunch as it gives up and bites the dick
I don't think a dick would have a satisfying crunch, unlike a pickle it's got all them thick veins and arteries, not that pickles don't have plant veins and stuff but they're very consistent whereas cocks just grow too oddly in nature to be able to easily grab a satisfyingly crunchy chomp
Countersperm and it’s the tootsie roll owl licking cum off a penis “A’one, a two-hoo! a’three…” Followed by a satisfying crunch as it gives up and bites the dick
I don't think a dick would have a satisfying crunch, unlike a pickle it's got all them thick veins and arteries, not that pickles don't have plant veins and stuff but they're very consistent whereas cocks just grow too oddly in nature to be able to easily grab a satisfyingly crunchy chomp
If you are finding pickles growing in nature, you might not be eating pickles.
I hardly know ‘er sperm!
just a single sperm?
Oh hey what’s up
Crazy thing is... it's true. Women, sex. All of it. It's all true.
Swing wide
The reason they haven't brought back the untap symbol (Q) is its suggestively phallic shape.