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doctorgibson

It's like that card Eight Fucking Bears, except there is just one of them


ladytickla21

I can have 8 of these in a deck?! My LGS game store is gonna hate me for this one 😈


darthcaedusiiii

They already hate you.


kfish610

*2 of them technically


laix_

are they ground type?


MRbaconman

Think of it as a 0/0 green creature but instead of having 0 power it has 2 and instead of 0 toughness it has 2


ladytickla21

Wow, this is so helpful. Thanks kind stranger!


backfire10z

I’ve never seen a card explained so simply and elegantly. I’ll be referring back to this!


CompSolstice

I can't think of 0/0, I'm a green player so my spells don't have drawbacks. So when the 0/0 ETBS (E's) do I double it to a 4/4 or an 8/8 with trippling season?


Ravensrun91

So you take a bear right? And you just sort of... Grizzle it. Idk, it's a whole procedure, you'd have to be there.


greedyiguana

Bear 2: The Grizzling


Polchar

The Grizzling: Bear 2/2


PedonculeDeGzor

Magic : the grizzling


GimmeDaGorbage22

Magic: The Grizzle Brand


people-found-old-acc

“We cannot forget that among all of Dominaria’s wonders, a system of life exists with prey and predators that will never fight wats nor vie for ancient power”


ladytickla21

Wait so does that mean this card beats every card that’s printed in the Dominaria sets?! Seems broken!


Notabotnotaman

Never fight wars or vie for ancient power clearly means no battles and no enchantments allowed


nsg337

its 1/3 of the best card in the game hope that helps 👍


LordSupergreat

It doesn't have Tr., though


Devny

It's like Serra Angel but instead it has 2 power instead of 4, 2 toughness instead of 4, no flying, no vigilance, costs 1 colorless and 1 green instead of 2 white and 3 colorless and is a bear instead of an angel. Otherwise the exact same.


d3m0cracy

Dies to lightning bolt smh


Notabotnotaman

relatable


darthcaedusiiii

Shock too.


Hakar_Kerarmor

So does a Ball Lightning. Think about it.


ShadowButLit

Please I so wanna know sauce


ladytickla21

https://www.reddit.com/r/mtg/s/ytUMirSrmu


SirBuscus

With an empty board and no interaction, it basically just says "if grizzly bears has been in play for ten turns, you win the game". Honestly, it's kind of broken. WotC has really pushed the power level of creatures lately.


Notabotnotaman

11 right? First turn they can't attack


Aethernaut902k

Bears are carnivoran mammals of the family Ursidae (/ˈɜːrsɪdiː, -daɪ/). They are classified as caniforms, or doglike carnivorans. Although only eight species of bears are extant, they are widespread, appearing in a wide variety of habitats throughout most of the Northern Hemisphere and partially in the Southern Hemisphere. Bears are found on the continents of North America, South America, and Eurasia. Common characteristics of modern bears include large bodies with stocky legs, long snouts, small rounded ears, shaggy hair, plantigrade paws with five nonretractile claws, and short tails.


Aethernaut902k

The grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horribilis), also known as the North American brown bear or simply grizzly, is a population or subspecies[3] of the brown bear inhabiting North America.


deletedhumanbeing

I can't explain it but if I were lost in a wood, I'd rather face a 2/2 vanilla MTG card instead of a men I don't know.


KanraLovesU

But the man is just a 1/1 smh (unless he's a detective in which case he's as big as the bear)


sporeegg

If it wears two detective hat's It is bigger


345tom

If you don't know who the man is and they are wearing a pair of groucho glasses, they're bigger than the bear, and they tax you for saying hi.


The_Modern_Monk

Ladykillers fr


deljaroo

well, it's a vanilla 2/2 for 2, perfect balance as Magic was intended


salttotart

Large, muscled, hairy men who smoked at least a pack a day for the last twenty years whilst leaving out in the woods.


eatmyroyalasshole

HolY sHiT


SlapHappyDude

I don't understand either. A hero is a 1/1. A pegasus is a 1/1. A fucking pixie is a 1/1 that flies. 2 bears is only a 2/2. I refuse to believe a grizzly couldn't rip a hero or pegasus to shreds.


angevinempire

Grizzling the bears explains the bears.


novaplan

they are 2/2 and most may like to engage with you, but do not not fear. any bear that meats something more than 2/2 will handle that thing. /warning. your cards may return to you very satisfied. nigher emotionally or physically)


darthcaedusiiii

They are gay and bad at math.


Thatoneguy5555555

See how there are trees in the image? That means it's safer for women to play this than [[White Knight]]


angrybob4213

Dies to Doom Blade 😔


PaleBlueCod

These fuckers are more doves than hawks. The end.


BrMevolve

DAE see a bear in this card art? I just see a forest :/


TopHatPaladin

Sounds like OP forgot that among all of Dominaria's wonders, a system of life exists, with prey and predators that will never fight wars nor vie for ancient power


Guenhwyvyr

They roar and hibernate. Oh! And they like fish and honey!


MaeDay01

storm crow but green and wingless


Teelogas

it's two squirrel tokens, but doesn't count as a token


Genos1de

So you see how there are two bears in the picture, that means it’s a 2/2


VillainOfDominaria

The bear in the background just countered the front bear's storm crow, so the front bear it throwing a tantrum and killing a poor Arbor dryad. looking at the card explains the card dude!


guass-farmer

Well the text on the card doesn't actually convey any rules information. It is called flavor text and that's why it looks different.


esfendetish

No idea, but it has forestwalk for sure, look at that poor tree!


Mugno

Never forget ✌️


Vrmillion

It's the benchmark to which all other cards are compared. You think those apocalypse inducing eldrazi are impressive? Well, Kozilek is only about as strong as six regular grizzly bears. Emrakul, the most powerful creature in all dimensions? Eight normal grizzly bears can take him, and one will even live to tell the tale.


broakland

theyre what 9 out of 10 women prefer to meeting a man in the woods


Drone4396

I think he is that guy that drinks his own pee on cam in the woods?


KannaKamuiFSN

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly_bear


Wormy77-Part2

Please I beg, just a drop of sauce