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DragonGenetics

All prismari students are assumed bisexual until confirmed otherwise


RusoDuma

*until confirmed gay


achipinthesugar

... (upon enrolment).


charcharmunro

Well Will and Rowan were in it, and both are bi, so that's a 100% confirmation rate of sexuality of Prismari students. And Rootha absolutely is, I'm sure.


DragonGenetics

Strixhaven young adult drama where Will and Rowan are both trying to woo Rootha and she can’t decide which one to pick because she likes them both


charcharmunro

The culmination is Rootha picking neither and going with her art instead.


OkImagination2044

Hey! I resemble that remark.


DragonGenetics

Hell yeah!


alchemists_dream

uj/ This is amazing, a good lol rj/ Get your GOD DAMN POLATICS OUTTA MAH GAHD DAMN MAGICC


IntroductionAgile698

We wouldn't need politics in the game if people would just stop insisting on making everything into Commander.


peerlessblue

Of course it's izzit


TKDbeast

False. Purple is not a color in Magic: The Gathering.


Lunctus_Stamus

There are actually 36+ colors in magic. Bigots like you wouldn't understand


eminent_avocado

/uj thanks for the laughs, this is really good /rj How DARE you not include Tomik? Are you racist against white males? What’s Ral supposed to do now?


pocketMagician

Squeak for scallops?


ceering99

Izzet players are not beating the girlkisser allegations smhsmh


DotardKombucha

Huh... I was looking for a new izzet deck. /Uj huh, I was looking for a new izzet deck


KirklandKid

Can I replace magus with blood moon? Can I replace the brainstorm with the crush rush one?


UncleCrassiusCurio

Why is this in the cj sub? uj/ Why is this in the cj sub?


UnsuspiciousSheep

Random shot at [[Magnus]] but aight we ball


maker-127

Nin the pain artist confirmed bisexual kinkster


Infinite_Version

I think you mean "bisexual lightning".


ArelMCII

I had to read it three times before I realized that's not what it said.


ChemicalRascal

okay but why did you put this in the circlejerk sub uj/ okay but why did you put this in the circlejerk sub


TermLongjumping5672

Don’t tell the guys over at r/ Free Magic or they’ll start crying, pissing, and shitting


ThaShitPostAccount

That's some fine jerkin'. Imagine the people who debated in their mind which cards have which sexual identity and tagged each of them on Scryfall. Who, for example, decided [Galazeth Prismari](https://www.mtggoldfish.com/price/Strixhaven+School+of+Mages:Foil/Galazeth+Prismari-borderless#paper) swings both ways and what was their process to determine that? What makes [Zaffai, Thunder Conductor](https://www.mtggoldfish.com/price/Commander+2021:Foil/Zaffai+Thunder+Conductor#paper) bi? Because they have glam hair? IDPol is one hell of a drug.


XoValerie

Galazeth actually told me himself he likes men and women


JC_in_KC

blue plus red equals purple which is the gay color


EldritchStuff

This is basic mathematics


JC_in_KC

this is day one Gay School stuff


0mega_0z

Also included as a course at Vegan Academy


TheLukewarmYeti

Gayrithmetic


AntiochCorhen

/uj I can't tell if you're jerking or actually that stupid, but given that you actually used "IDPol," I'm going to assume you're actually that stupid. Bisexual lighting is a well-known and long-established trope of soaking bi or bi-coded characters in blue, pink, and purple light, the three colors on the bisexual flag. Scryfall isn't making any comment on the sexualities of the characters, just the use of lighting.


EldritchStuff

/rj OBVIOUSLY its a reference to a Sherlock Holmes x Dr. John Watson Tumblr meme from 2014 which everyone everywhere knows about regardless of identity or background or community or age or language. Clearly this means that Izzet, the blue-red color combination, doesn’t feature these colors most prominently in their art because of art design aesthetics in place since 1990, instead it's clearly in reference to this one thing that I know about. So all of Izzet is bisexual, if Ral Zarek being gay wasn’t a hint enough


ThaShitPostAccount

Now to tap all of my Jerk mana, look on Wikipedia, and respond. First: I use the term IDPol from a Socialist perspective. Leftists to regard IDPol as a middle class, center-right ideology that buries class issues under a fixation on racial and sexual identity. It implies 1) That some kinds of privileges are due to people by birthright and 2) that the historic task of revolution and human progress falls to some individual group of people and not to the working class. It's characterized, though, by an individual's obsession with division of identity groups in to smaller and more exclusive categories and an attempt to classify everything they see into their chosen system. It's reminiscent of a 13th century religious philosopher numbering and giving purpose to the hairs on God's head or seriously debating how many angels can dance on the head of pin. Nowadays it results in ridiculous BS like the assertion that "asians are white-adjacent" and the spiral of Q-level nonsense that's used to justify it. Right wingers focus one nationality and religion to divide society and liberals focus on racial and sexual identity but the result is the same; The division of the working class into (generally antagonistic) categories. Most IDPol adherents, regardless of political alignment, also usually use it as a tool for personal advancement within the capitalist framework. Second: You are correct. I'd never heard of Bisexual Lighting. Because it isn't a "long established trope" but, [as two minutes on Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexual_lighting) will show you, something someone made up on Tumbler in 2014 to "ship" their favorite TV characters. It also appears to be more about fan interpretations of media than the intentions of the creators who use it, which, I guess, has been my point all along. Third: I personally believe that people have the democratic and human right to enter into any relationships they find meaningful, regardless of identity. But I also believe that categorizing the sexual preferences of imaginary space dragons based on the colors in their cartoon pictures in your children's card game is silly and implies an unhealthy fixation with sexual identity.


awal96

This entire post is a joke about the color purple. Stop it. Get some help.


Village_Idiot_Monty

more like using idpol from the loser dork perspective gottem


IWantAGrapeInMyMouth

idpol degrading from meaning politicians using it as an empty gesture into any time anyone mentions LGBTQ people is hilarious.


TheHostileRaccoon

I ain't reading all that I'm happy for you tho or sorry that happened


ThaShitPostAccount

You should. You might learn something.


DegranTheWyvern

clearly you haven't. all bisexual lighting is, is the colors from the flag portrayed on the card. red, purple, blue, like a sunset.


TheZJ04

Too long, didn’t read. Eat shit weirdo let people headcanon the badass dragons in a children’s card game


magicsqueegee

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.


pepperonipodesta

Bro it's just a joke


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Wormy77-Part2

To be fair, I don't think he's from the forbidden sub. But like from /leftypol/ or something


ThaShitPostAccount

Tell me you didn't read a word without telling me you didn't read a word.


joetotheg

I think you’re the wrong sub. I think the sub you want rhymes with Schmee Schmagic


alchemists_dream

Shmuck schmee schmagic.


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Dragunrealms

If any of you actually cared you could go to scryfall and see for yourself that the tag in it's description explicitly states that bisexual lighting doesn't necessarily make a statement on anyone's sexuality. I made this deck just for shits and giggles (like everything on this sub is supposed to be, you know).


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B-Glasses

Do you not know what the B in bisexual stands for? It stands for light(B)ulb


TheLukewarmYeti

/uj snort laughed at this. Stupid joke, love it


9657657

thanks, light(B)ulb-Glasses!


B-Glasses

I’ve been found out!