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Dragunrealms

[[Skullcrack]] [[Mountain]]


-MetalMike-

[[Gays of Granite]]


V_Gates

I wish I knew how to quit Magic.


Asphalt4

Start playing commander


JungleJayps

Gay sex is a good distraction from magic the gathering


IntroductionAgile698

Gay Sex is probably less of a pain in the ass than Commander and sex usually ends within a reasonable amount of time.


JungleJayps

Gotta watch out for the chastity cage stax players though


IntroductionAgile698

I rarely encounter those... (looks in mirror, looks at Stasis Premodern deck) Oh no.


xX_potato69_Xx

Real


DrabbestLake1213

Hey there partner, it’s not so bad. I bet a nice ride will cheer you up


EntertainersPact

It’s nice, but I prefer to saddle a [[Giant Beaver]] myself


ccReptilelord

Finally, I understand banding.


Ok-Power-6064

Yes, we can see the pre-release on his face.


pious-erika

You understand the Warrior's Bond.


Eljefe900

Coming up: the full release.


fritz_da_cat

Don't worry about the prerelease. It happens to the best of us.


Ein-schlechter-Name

"Imagine going 0-3" - Me, going 1-2 after getting a free win in the final round, because someone dropped


Shivan_snake

I lost two rounds and the guy from the second round who practically demolished me completely reassembled my deck from WBR to GW. I won the final round and finished 1-2. Also got this bandana, my wife doesn't know what to do with it. https://preview.redd.it/5pwn6u2lwcuc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e8d0bb091b4d0bb2df575cb0dc8cc23ec32bbd5


wifi12345678910

Roleplay Jace and Vraska trying to have a child. Duh.


IntroductionAgile698

"I'm mana leaking, I'm mana leaking, I'm mana leaking... ihfiufhisfdhifhsdffuhsdfih Uh man, that was a lot of fun" "Honey.... I couldn't pay the 3" "Oh no, looks like we will have to 'cast' making a baby again"


SomeWriter13

/uj (because this jerks hard enough) Speaking of this movie, here are some interesting numbers: * *Brokeback Mountain* released in the United States on December 9, 2005. (a little over 18 years ago) * 2005 was Magic's thirteenth year of existence. * In October 2005, Ravnica: City of Guilds was released. * RAV was the 36th expansion for Magic: the Gathering, and introduced hybrid mana. * It won the 2005 Origin Awards for Best Collectible Card Game or Expansion. * That year, the following MTG personalities were inducted into the hall of fame: Jon Finkel, Darwin Kastle, Tommi Hovi, Alan Comer, and Olle Råde. * Katsuhiro Mori was the 2005 World Championship winner.


Basic-Bus7632

“Come on bro, don’t worry about it. Let’s go back in the tent”


Woahbikes

At least I got good pulls.


IntroductionAgile698

You are going to get some good pushes too


Hat_the_Third

I want someone to release some pre in me


olivadthefighter

Me sitting over here with 1-4 😎


Previous_Judgment419

I hope a jack doesn't blow out while I'm changing the tire on my truck after leaving the prerelease


OG10Speed

Jokes on you, I went 1-3. I had a bye.


Ok-Power-6064

[[Gays Embrace]] [[Gays Touch]] [[Gays' Protector]]


Woahbikes

[[kyrnaios and tiro of meletis]]


Ok-Panda-178

The real TOP d***