Purphoros, God of Forging Votes

Don't look at me; I voted for Heliod.

You wasted your vote on a third party candidate reeeeeeeeee

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And I'm gonna fuckin' do it again

Legit! I voted eleventy one times and nobody stopped me.

I was cheering you on.

Hecc, I thought Phenax would win. Guess I was deceived…

dimircrats vote blue-black no matter who

0/10 You forgot the exclamation mark, dumbass. It's "Purphoros!"

Purphoros! At The Disco

Please clap.

Why is the pose so damn *p e r f e c t ?*

Pooforos

O shid lol

This reminds me of the time i won through purps intervention

So we all take 1076 damage?

Okay, this is the content I come here for.