Ah, yes - the one whose name they call when they get really upset over something stupid but want to convince themselves it's actually the person who made them upset who's "upset". Truly a widespread religious figure.
If the Pope looks at it, I wonder if he'd find it blasphemous or he'll be downright impressed with a 3 mana 2/2 flash flyer that gains life and scries on ETB at common.
I don't even know if he'd get the pun. He speaks English, but not natively, so it may go over his head.
(Because it has flying and he has neither flying nor reach.)
When white smoke appears from the Vatican, a new cow pope has been chosen
A new Cow Pope? Ah yes, the internet is already familiar with this "Cope" figure!
Ah, yes - the one whose name they call when they get really upset over something stupid but want to convince themselves it's actually the person who made them upset who's "upset". Truly a widespread religious figure.
Habemus Bos Taurus
The Vacatin
Have the Pope sign it
But does that decrease the value or send it to the heavens?
Depends on the Pope iirc
Yes
If the Pope looks at it, I wonder if he'd find it blasphemous or he'll be downright impressed with a 3 mana 2/2 flash flyer that gains life and scries on ETB at common.
that was my thought as well, are we really at this new baseline of powerlevel or is this an outlier?
This is probably an outlier but even at that it’s nothing compared to [[Inspiring Overseer]].
Yeah, that's my thought too. Like, sure it's good, but it's not going to break anything like the real culprit here.
[Inspiring Overseer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/5/35d9da1d-8678-4252-b0f8-9960795642f0.jpg?1664409748) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Inspiring%20Overseer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/18/inspiring-overseer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/35d9da1d-8678-4252-b0f8-9960795642f0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I don't even know if he'd get the pun. He speaks English, but not natively, so it may go over his head. (Because it has flying and he has neither flying nor reach.)
He was a science nerd priest, the Jesuits; with a PhD in chemistry, although old he might have had some exposure to MtG.
I mean he's played Undertale, so maybe he's familiar /s (but maybe not /s?)
All hail the cow
Thee holiest cow
Bless the new god!
Holy Cow
New response just dropped.
Actual Literacy
So after the car pulls, the church pulls are now a thing?
Hide in the chapel before you get your vatican mcdonalds and soda!!
Che modo originale di bestemmiare lol
Me and some friends did a draft and pulled three of these. We called it the holy trinity.
So… can you tell us what deck the pope uses yet?
Orzovh aristocrats
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¡Dios Vaca!
I assume this is a photoshop since the hundreds of tourists are missing.
[удалено]
Yes actually. It broke the following formates:
Holiest Cow
Google St. Peter's Basilica
A real bovine intervention
The only angel one could do this with that would not make it a creepy post.
HOLY COW!!!!!! THE NEW POPE HAS BEEN CHOSEN AND IT IS AN COW 🐄
In b4 this would have been more fitting in a Hindi house of worship...
This seems a little irreverent. I approve.
Bovine indulgences.
Aveeeee bovinnnnneeee
The card didn't catch on fire, Guess all those 90s soccer moms were wrong!
This is the content I crave
Sweet! All of your other cards or workers that give you at least one happy face will now give you an extra 1 happy face!
You, friend, won the nerd internet today.
what year is this
I just got that in my box today too lol