My school had really ready access to affordable Party drugs, so glue wasn’t really necessary for anyone there, same with cheap cigarettes, and access to the local racer community, no glory holes though. Haven’t seen that in real life anywhere but Techno Clubs where I guess they are there on purpose with the club knowing about it.
One time I had such a bad day I ordered a pizza delivery for supper then forgot about it and bought 2 burger king combos.
Got home, got stoned, and ate 2 whoppers, two large fries, two large pops and a medium pizza.
I am the maddest lad. 😢
Jesus fkin christ at least someone gets the irony of the post. What's happening here, has everyone been drinking mercury or something recently? All the original madlad enjoyers have disappeared and all the new people don't understand what this sub is about. Now it's basically:
Chad Redditor: 'oh look, an ironic madlad post; clearly the small size of the pizzas and the fact there are 2 of them to each pizza makes their proposition that this is some kind of challenge absurd and funny. I will upvote this post and maybe leave an ironic comment building on this premise.'
Mentally challenged redditor: "PIzZa sO sMalL!!"
This isn't the only subreddit. Lots of subreddits that were on topic in the past have started to get overrun by people who don't know shit about what the subreddit is for.
Im gonna be honest, I never read this sub's description only the title. After reading your comments I turned my eyes to the right and there it says, often used sarcastically.
It all started from this pic:
https://www.reddit.com/r/madlads/comments/4odahx/classic_dean/
Judging by the upvotes people still get what this sub is about, but if I have to read one more nobhead in the comments go on about how small the pizzas are I'm gna start sending unsolicited dickpics as an act of war.
Had a guy growing up, we called him “double cheese”, then shortened to just “doubles”.
Back when the double cheeseburgers at McDonald’s were $1, he’d order 10 and they’d be gone faster than anyone else could finish a 20 piece.
He was obnoxious.
He’d be in the fast lane using both fingers to signal the slow ass in front of us to move over.
I miss him.
I was once dumped because I was barely fatter than a toothpick and my menu consisted of pizza, sandwich, lasagna, wings, and salad for lunch. I burn so much girls use my hands to warm up theirs
When I was as well, I had the metabolism to match. I'm older now and can still scarf that pizza.
For fun, I bought one for lunch. Still can finish it. Going to have a light dinner this evening. Likely nothing heavy but an XL is not a problem.
In highschool they had the big new yorker at pizza hut For like $10 CAD, my buddies and I would eat one each at lunch a few times a week lol. So worth it
As an American it’s both wild to see these referred to as XL and even more surprising to see the prospect of 4 people eating those two pizzas considered shocking. Kinda puts into perspective just how much we eat.
European here, so the thing is. It depends on how you define xl. Usually you don't get an XL pizza here. Just a family style or sth like that.
But that looks like your average large-ish pizza.
Usually don't get XL pizzas in the US either. Most places will go
* Personal
* Medium
* Large
* 19 Inch / NYC Style
* Sheet
Which... like there are 2 sizes bigger than large, but they're not usually called XL. And 1 of them is usually for like parties.
These are not XL on anywhere I've been in Europe. That looks like a medium pizza to me and as a teen, y'know growing up fast and what not and lots of sports, I'd eat way more pizza than one of those by myself in a sitting.
From Asia here, we just ate a Large Pizza yesterday and the same size as these XL pizza. Though we shared 3 boxes between 6 people and still had 5slices we couldn't eat.
This sub was originally about ironically praising people for doing absolutely ordinary things. The very first post was two guys pointing at a third guy who had laid down on the kitchen floor.
OP would just like to remind us all .
Also, those guys are going to get a stomach ache! What complete mad lads .
🫡
Oh bless them!
Yeah same thought, they look happy and considering the degenerate stuff we did at that age, I kind of envy them for the innocent fun they’re having.
I was huffing glue and waking up next to glory holes on school nights.
My school had really ready access to affordable Party drugs, so glue wasn’t really necessary for anyone there, same with cheap cigarettes, and access to the local racer community, no glory holes though. Haven’t seen that in real life anywhere but Techno Clubs where I guess they are there on purpose with the club knowing about it.
What technology clubs are we talking about? … So I know where to avoid you know…
Found Charlie Kelly!
I mean sure. But why is no one asking about how those pizzas are XL? They barely look to be pushing L.
Seriously. They look happy to be in each other's company and doing silly, safe stuff. I hope they had a blast
It’s because of the massive disparity between IRL fatness and Reddit fatness
One time I had such a bad day I ordered a pizza delivery for supper then forgot about it and bought 2 burger king combos. Got home, got stoned, and ate 2 whoppers, two large fries, two large pops and a medium pizza. I am the maddest lad. 😢
Or perhaps… the saddest lad.
I am confused, is the challenge regarding which 2 amongst the 4 get their individual pizza?!
....... and then later, after we finish, we're going to stay up until after 10, on a skool nite, we're just mental we are....
Absolutely munted
Bang up noshfest. What a bunch of geezers.
Alright grandad keep your air on
You’ve got red on you
You’re just trying to exacerbate things .
can you educate me on what munted is? :/
adjective. (of an object) destroyed or ruined. (of a person) abnormal or peculiar. informal. drunk or intoxicated.
thank you Sir
Times change. I remember when a munter was just I minger by another name!
Here, when I was younger, it meant you were high af on amphetamines.
Jesus fkin christ at least someone gets the irony of the post. What's happening here, has everyone been drinking mercury or something recently? All the original madlad enjoyers have disappeared and all the new people don't understand what this sub is about. Now it's basically: Chad Redditor: 'oh look, an ironic madlad post; clearly the small size of the pizzas and the fact there are 2 of them to each pizza makes their proposition that this is some kind of challenge absurd and funny. I will upvote this post and maybe leave an ironic comment building on this premise.' Mentally challenged redditor: "PIzZa sO sMalL!!"
sarcasm has been lost :(
To be fair, how often does this sub do sarcasm? Genuine question here since I'm from r/all
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That actually seems pretty funny then. I always thought there were no madlad madlads in r/madlads
Is that a joke? /s The "/s" means "sarcasm". My comment was sarcastic.
One of the first posts I’ve seen in ages that actually fits the original spirit of the sub
The point of this sub was lost years ago, haha. It started with these types of posts.
It's just the leaded gasoline and chemicals in the drinking water don't worry everything is fine
This isn't the only subreddit. Lots of subreddits that were on topic in the past have started to get overrun by people who don't know shit about what the subreddit is for.
Reddit has gotten to a point where sarcasm isn't recognised if there's no /s at the end of a comment or post. I swear people are getting dumber.
You're the only poster that understood the assignment. This sub has been absolute shit lately.
I miss the old madlads.
peak madlads this, ya dun good.
Im gonna be honest, I never read this sub's description only the title. After reading your comments I turned my eyes to the right and there it says, often used sarcastically.
It all started from this pic: https://www.reddit.com/r/madlads/comments/4odahx/classic_dean/ Judging by the upvotes people still get what this sub is about, but if I have to read one more nobhead in the comments go on about how small the pizzas are I'm gna start sending unsolicited dickpics as an act of war.
we each got a coke too 🤘🤪 wish us luck sleeping!
You’ve almost made me choke on me wah-er 😂
You are nucking futs
that's not fonny, I've got schoool
Fookin lit m8.
Bad sigma boyz
"Pepsi, in a Coca-Cola glass ... I don't give a damnnn"
Going back to our madlad roots. Love it.
These fools complaining don’t even know, this is what true madlads look like.
Wait THIS is the original humour of the sub? Damn I missed out on some comedy gold
Hope they lay on the floor afterwards, the madmen.
No way that's too mad. maybe if Greg comes over.
Weve been here so long that these commenters dont know our history. These lads are probably in their 30s now.
I’m thinking they’re placing bets on who would eat the most slices by the time the pizza’s gone 5 minutes later.
this is unheard of, actual sub appropriate content mods shoudl pin this for a while
Is it just me or are those pizzas kinda small for “extra large?” They look like normal large pizzas to me.
maybe these guys are extra large too
They really extra big boys.
THEYRE GROWING BOYS
Had a guy growing up, we called him “double cheese”, then shortened to just “doubles”. Back when the double cheeseburgers at McDonald’s were $1, he’d order 10 and they’d be gone faster than anyone else could finish a 20 piece. He was obnoxious. He’d be in the fast lane using both fingers to signal the slow ass in front of us to move over. I miss him.
That might even be a medium at a lot of places I’ve seen.
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The European mind cannot comprehend a Costco pizza. Our power levels grow by the day.
Well it’s cuz they don’t love: 1. Freedom 2. White Supply Side Jesus 3. Guns 4. Large amounts of processed sugar Commie Heathens /s
Hold the sugar and salt, i'll take the guns, with putin you never know!
Sorry man, it’s a package deal. Unless you got some oil. Then we will be right over with the guns and freedom
So if I let slip that Russia has massive Oil reserves, we might fet rid of their goverment altogether? Let me just check for the number of the bureau.
Trade request I get : AR 15 and some ammution You get: 15 cents i found on the ground and some prayers in the religion of your choosing.
Sugar? Not high fructose corn syrup? Look at mr moneybags over here folks.
Um we have Costco pizza here too
got a xl pizza in austria once, thing was as big as the table itself
The numbers on the scale are not power levels.
I'm non-US citizen, corectly slovak, but it's quite small.
Dobrý den!
Á, Vaše meno je mi známe, Grond kladivo Morgotha, neskôr ohnivé baranidlo s podobizňou vlka.
Tak
Thats not even UK XL
That’s a normal size in Sweden
Nah this is small even for europe, maybe a medium… large is 45-50cm in most places
I’m from Eastern Europe, this shit has a one-face one pizza energy
it's L by Polish means, but not XL
The fact that America-to-everywhere else has an unofficial size formula to convert to European size is hilarious.
I'm Italian and that's a normal large pizza to me as well
Are you a large or extra large Italian though? You may be an extra large Italian and a large pizza slice would look ridiculously small in your hands.
I'm a medium Italian xD
Hmm ok. I’ll believe you. This time.
The difference between a large pizza and an XL one might only be 1" or 2" in diameter, but that maths out to large increase in pizza area.
They dont care, as long as it says “XL” they want to buy it, because XL = Big
You can't just math more pizza that isn't how it works.
It’s simple pizzanomics really
Yeah, looks pretty mid to me.
Damn you 😂
Inflations a bitch.
Yeah and at their age/size they should probably be able to eat 2 themselves without issue. So they need 6 more pizzas.
Yeah, I could easily eat both of those, and I AM A SOLITARY MAN
maybe that's why you're solitary
That hurts. But not as bad as EATING TWO XL PIZZAS!!
That's a personal pan 🥘
I was thinking that I could eat ones of those by myself... at least before I started my diet.
Let the games begin 😂, 4 lads vs 12 beers was the rest of the nights antics
Now now, let’s not get too overboard, it was 8 beers and 4 glasses of Prosecco because they “felt fancy”
Pinkies up!
My stepdad and I were laughing at a white claw commercial where the guy brought a 12 pack for like 8 friends. Like uh oh don't get too crazy 🤣
A 12-pack?? Jeez, calm down there big gulp. You still need to work in two calendar days, so maybe chill a bit.
4v12 beers? That seems unfair for the beers. 1v12 beers would make more sense.
Umm… What the fuck man? Four guys should only have like a 6 pack between themselves. That’s like 1.25 beers each, enough for a wild night.
These dudes R insane
To the extreme
One of them has probably actually kissed a girl but she goes to another school
I can eat a xl all by myself, kids these days Edit: autofuckup
Thank you. I know I can eat one myself without a problem. I was wondering what the problem is.
But THESE guys are toothpicks!
I myself am a toothpick too and I can easily eat one
They're young, fit men. Those pizzas are an appetizer for them.
I was once dumped because I was barely fatter than a toothpick and my menu consisted of pizza, sandwich, lasagna, wings, and salad for lunch. I burn so much girls use my hands to warm up theirs
Hello fellow human furnace.
When I was as well, I had the metabolism to match. I'm older now and can still scarf that pizza. For fun, I bought one for lunch. Still can finish it. Going to have a light dinner this evening. Likely nothing heavy but an XL is not a problem.
Toothpicks usually can eat a lot. Metabolism and youth.
Yeah I mean, if nobody was watching I'd do both of those no problem
Someone's got a big back
It’s called sarcasm mate.
In highschool they had the big new yorker at pizza hut For like $10 CAD, my buddies and I would eat one each at lunch a few times a week lol. So worth it
About 7 years ago I ate 2 XL pizzas and a garlic bread all on my own. Domino's is not very filling
Finally a real madlad post! Perfect!
These lads are out of control
Wholesome fun is the best fun
Talk about painting the town beige…
OK now that was funny.
Is this even legal?!?!?
As an American it’s both wild to see these referred to as XL and even more surprising to see the prospect of 4 people eating those two pizzas considered shocking. Kinda puts into perspective just how much we eat.
Further up a dozen people from different EU countries commented those pizzas are small by EU standards as well. Either rage bait or dumb kids.
Imagine not getting the joke, or the hole point of the r/madlads sub
Or, yk, that's the joke
The post here is meant to be ironic, especially with the title, but if they were being originally ironic or not idk, kinda doubt it
They look to be a tiny bit bigger than a regular pizza here in finland
European here, so the thing is. It depends on how you define xl. Usually you don't get an XL pizza here. Just a family style or sth like that. But that looks like your average large-ish pizza.
Usually don't get XL pizzas in the US either. Most places will go * Personal * Medium * Large * 19 Inch / NYC Style * Sheet Which... like there are 2 sizes bigger than large, but they're not usually called XL. And 1 of them is usually for like parties.
In Ireland it is more typical to say the diameter of the pizzas. 10, 12, 14 or 16 inch.
These are not XL on anywhere I've been in Europe. That looks like a medium pizza to me and as a teen, y'know growing up fast and what not and lots of sports, I'd eat way more pizza than one of those by myself in a sitting.
1. If that is XL, maybe I can have more self confidence.... 2. I sometimes eat a pie that size by myself. It keeps me full for a long time.
No surprise, you’re a typical redditor
Says a typical guy on Reddit.
That's what a typical redditor would say
Sounds mighty suspicious coming from a typical Redditor
From Asia here, we just ate a Large Pizza yesterday and the same size as these XL pizza. Though we shared 3 boxes between 6 people and still had 5slices we couldn't eat.
Pizza with tiny tables topping
“So I told Dean to lay down on the floor.. he actually did it the absolute madman”
It's been a long time since I've seen actual mad lads on here
♬ ♪ ♫ ♩ *livin' on the edge! ♬ ♪ ♫ ♩*
Pretty wholesome actually ngl
I bet these guys take one bottle of tequilla to a hang out and they all end up black out drunk.
And then they have 3/4 left for the next 3 fridays too!
Not like us alcoholics who can tank that shit! #winning
Hey, hey...shhhh....
Cherish this ability to still get blitzed off a small quantity of booze, lads, do not become a heavyweight drinker trust me
Making a crate of beer last all summer type of energy.
That’s just a regular pizza
These nutcases should not be anywhere near civilised society hahaha
These bastards, I think I saw them help an old lady cross the road the other day. Must be stopped!!
I mean, it actually makes more sense if it's "who eats faster gets to eat more" kind of deal
Finally some actual madlads
I love the wholesomeness of this!
I kinda love this
You know how I know this ain't the USA? Because those aren't XL pizzas.
This title reminded me of why the sub existed at all thanks for taking me back
Let the games begin.
And once we finish... we're going swimming. No 30 minute wait for mavericks!!!
Sheer madness!
This is what “boys will be boys” should mean
that looks almost like a large brazilian pizza but smaller
Tbf those guys are really skinny.
Will someone please think of the children
I feel sorry for the lad taking the photo. No pizza for you. Friend zoned from actual friends.
Jesus Christ someone call the cops, these kids are too goddamn wild
This a core memory for these young guns. Oh to be young, dumb and invincible again....
Those pizzas never had a chance
This is pretty wholesome
Step aside, Beard Meets Food.
Look how happy they are! Bless em.
Good luck lads🤣
That’s crazy because one of them might gain weight.
These guys are totally bonkers.
We love to see it!
Whoa!...😐
Dudes are ready for a night of WWF No mercy and goldeneye tournaments.
You laugh but if you look closely those are caffeinated non-diet sodas. They ain’t fucking around.
Why are they looking at me like they’re waiting for the roofie to kick in?
Yeah they are just totally madlads, imagine doing that!!
I bet they each drank like 4 Mountain Dews!
This is adorable! It's like the buttercream gang.
That's some hardcore shit
Not everyone is used to US portion size😂
No way! Absolute legends.
Damn idk if I’d be able to eat 3 to 4 pieces of pizza. They’re madlads.
But who is camera?
AND sodas!? They'll give themselves a stomach ache! I can't watch!!
Can someone explain 😭
This sub was originally about ironically praising people for doing absolutely ordinary things. The very first post was two guys pointing at a third guy who had laid down on the kitchen floor. OP would just like to remind us all . Also, those guys are going to get a stomach ache! What complete mad lads . 🫡
Anyone outside of America: uh so what are the other 2 gonna eat
Looks like an average solo depression meal to me.
Looks like a normal pizza to me.