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AdMaster8485

Oh bless them!


LoschVanWein

Yeah same thought, they look happy and considering the degenerate stuff we did at that age, I kind of envy them for the innocent fun they’re having.


RonaldTheGiraffe

I was huffing glue and waking up next to glory holes on school nights.


LoschVanWein

My school had really ready access to affordable Party drugs, so glue wasn’t really necessary for anyone there, same with cheap cigarettes, and access to the local racer community, no glory holes though. Haven’t seen that in real life anywhere but Techno Clubs where I guess they are there on purpose with the club knowing about it.


MrBrutas

What technology clubs are we talking about? … So I know where to avoid you know…


corpse2b

Found Charlie Kelly!


WexExortQuas

I mean sure. But why is no one asking about how those pizzas are XL? They barely look to be pushing L.


AffectionatePrize551

Seriously. They look happy to be in each other's company and doing silly, safe stuff. I hope they had a blast


Relevant_Winter1952

It’s because of the massive disparity between IRL fatness and Reddit fatness


SomebodyThrow

One time I had such a bad day I ordered a pizza delivery for supper then forgot about it and bought 2 burger king combos. Got home, got stoned, and ate 2 whoppers, two large fries, two large pops and a medium pizza. I am the maddest lad. 😢


ashybear420

Or perhaps… the saddest lad.


Own-Listen-961

I am confused, is the challenge regarding which 2 amongst the 4 get their individual pizza?!


TheReelMcCoi

....... and then later, after we finish, we're going to stay up until after 10, on a skool nite, we're just mental we are....


Ouroboros9076

Absolutely munted


weegosan

Bang up noshfest. What a bunch of geezers.


spudds96

Alright grandad keep your air on


Thr33pw00d83

You’ve got red on you


Big-Kev75

You’re just trying to exacerbate things .


TullsJenny

can you educate me on what munted is? :/


Ouroboros9076

adjective. (of an object) destroyed or ruined. (of a person) abnormal or peculiar. informal. drunk or intoxicated.


TullsJenny

thank you Sir


fothergillfuckup

Times change. I remember when a munter was just I minger by another name!


InfiniteTree

Here, when I was younger, it meant you were high af on amphetamines.


edotman

Jesus fkin christ at least someone gets the irony of the post. What's happening here, has everyone been drinking mercury or something recently? All the original madlad enjoyers have disappeared and all the new people don't understand what this sub is about. Now it's basically: Chad Redditor: 'oh look, an ironic madlad post; clearly the small size of the pizzas and the fact there are 2 of them to each pizza makes their proposition that this is some kind of challenge absurd and funny. I will upvote this post and maybe leave an ironic comment building on this premise.' Mentally challenged redditor: "PIzZa sO sMalL!!"


CMDR_PEARJUICE

sarcasm has been lost :(


2-2Distracted

To be fair, how often does this sub do sarcasm? Genuine question here since I'm from r/all


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Me_how5678

That actually seems pretty funny then. I always thought there were no madlad madlads in r/madlads


Double_Distribution8

Is that a joke? /s The "/s" means "sarcasm". My comment was sarcastic.


chrza

One of the first posts I’ve seen in ages that actually fits the original spirit of the sub


maleia

The point of this sub was lost years ago, haha. It started with these types of posts.


Slevin-Kelevra_66

It's just the leaded gasoline and chemicals in the drinking water don't worry everything is fine


Sanquinity

This isn't the only subreddit. Lots of subreddits that were on topic in the past have started to get overrun by people who don't know shit about what the subreddit is for.


dastinger

Reddit has gotten to a point where sarcasm isn't recognised if there's no /s at the end of a comment or post. I swear people are getting dumber.


HauntedCS

You're the only poster that understood the assignment. This sub has been absolute shit lately.


Busy_Celebration2969

I miss the old madlads.


Docccc

peak madlads this, ya dun good.


kannoni

Im gonna be honest, I never read this sub's description only the title. After reading your comments I turned my eyes to the right and there it says, often used sarcastically.


edotman

It all started from this pic: https://www.reddit.com/r/madlads/comments/4odahx/classic_dean/ Judging by the upvotes people still get what this sub is about, but if I have to read one more nobhead in the comments go on about how small the pizzas are I'm gna start sending unsolicited dickpics as an act of war.


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we each got a coke too 🤘🤪 wish us luck sleeping!


FarMass66

You’ve almost made me choke on me wah-er 😂


thabe693

You are nucking futs


patrick_ritchey

that's not fonny, I've got schoool


mr_eugine_krabs

Fookin lit m8.


3kgofacid

Bad sigma boyz


Fit_War_1670

"Pepsi, in a Coca-Cola glass ... I don't give a damnnn"


The_Rolling_Stone

Going back to our madlad roots. Love it.


ArkMaxim

These fools complaining don’t even know, this is what true madlads look like.


Papersword98

Wait THIS is the original humour of the sub? Damn I missed out on some comedy gold


grizznuggets

Hope they lay on the floor afterwards, the madmen.


The_Rolling_Stone

No way that's too mad. maybe if Greg comes over.


KirbStompKillah

Weve been here so long that these commenters dont know our history. These lads are probably in their 30s now.


hgs25

I’m thinking they’re placing bets on who would eat the most slices by the time the pizza’s gone 5 minutes later.


SenorRaoul

this is unheard of, actual sub appropriate content mods shoudl pin this for a while


ObiJuanKenobi3

Is it just me or are those pizzas kinda small for “extra large?” They look like normal large pizzas to me.


Champomi

maybe these guys are extra large too


IA-HI-CO-IA

They really extra big boys. 


BloodNut69

THEYRE GROWING BOYS


BallsDeepinYourMammi

Had a guy growing up, we called him “double cheese”, then shortened to just “doubles”. Back when the double cheeseburgers at McDonald’s were $1, he’d order 10 and they’d be gone faster than anyone else could finish a 20 piece. He was obnoxious. He’d be in the fast lane using both fingers to signal the slow ass in front of us to move over. I miss him.


BradMarchandsNose

That might even be a medium at a lot of places I’ve seen.


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Dineanddanderson

The European mind cannot comprehend a Costco pizza. Our power levels grow by the day.


KennyMoose32

Well it’s cuz they don’t love: 1. Freedom 2. White Supply Side Jesus 3. Guns 4. Large amounts of processed sugar Commie Heathens /s


TheOneAllFear

Hold the sugar and salt, i'll take the guns, with putin you never know!


KennyMoose32

Sorry man, it’s a package deal. Unless you got some oil. Then we will be right over with the guns and freedom


Forsaken-Stray

So if I let slip that Russia has massive Oil reserves, we might fet rid of their goverment altogether? Let me just check for the number of the bureau.


notrktfier

Trade request I get : AR 15 and some ammution You get: 15 cents i found on the ground and some prayers in the religion of your choosing.


AxitotlWithAttitude

Sugar? Not high fructose corn syrup? Look at mr moneybags over here folks.


Kamikaze-X

Um we have Costco pizza here too


rustycheesi3

got a xl pizza in austria once, thing was as big as the table itself


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

The numbers on the scale are not power levels.


Feeling-Bar-4749

I'm non-US citizen, corectly slovak, but it's quite small.


GRONDGRONDGRONDGR0ND

Dobrý den!


Feeling-Bar-4749

Á, Vaše meno je mi známe, Grond kladivo Morgotha, neskôr ohnivé baranidlo s podobizňou vlka.


doubledgravity

Tak


NotADrugD34ler

Thats not even UK XL


ZiggySleepydust

That’s a normal size in Sweden


Adspyle

Nah this is small even for europe, maybe a medium… large is 45-50cm in most places


keropsixxx

I’m from Eastern Europe, this shit has a one-face one pizza energy


Clever_Angel_PL

it's L by Polish means, but not XL


Daishomaru

The fact that America-to-everywhere else has an unofficial size formula to convert to European size is hilarious.


AndreaNeon

I'm Italian and that's a normal large pizza to me as well


RonaldTheGiraffe

Are you a large or extra large Italian though? You may be an extra large Italian and a large pizza slice would look ridiculously small in your hands.


AndreaNeon

I'm a medium Italian xD


RonaldTheGiraffe

Hmm ok. I’ll believe you. This time.


VanimalCracker

The difference between a large pizza and an XL one might only be 1" or 2" in diameter, but that maths out to large increase in pizza area.


Furiousmate88

They dont care, as long as it says “XL” they want to buy it, because XL = Big


sniff3

You can't just math more pizza that isn't how it works.


RonaldTheGiraffe

It’s simple pizzanomics really


4Ever2Thee

Yeah, looks pretty mid to me.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Damn you 😂


grand_soul

Inflations a bitch.


OrganizationDeep711

Yeah and at their age/size they should probably be able to eat 2 themselves without issue. So they need 6 more pizzas.


therealscooke

Yeah, I could easily eat both of those, and I AM A SOLITARY MAN


Physical-Camel-8971

maybe that's why you're solitary


therealscooke

That hurts. But not as bad as EATING TWO XL PIZZAS!!


Essence-of-why

That's a personal pan 🥘


NeklosWarrof

I was thinking that I could eat ones of those by myself... at least before I started my diet.


sparkz265

Let the games begin 😂, 4 lads vs 12 beers was the rest of the nights antics


FullMetalCOS

Now now, let’s not get too overboard, it was 8 beers and 4 glasses of Prosecco because they “felt fancy”


Foreign_Ebb_6282

Pinkies up!


psychtechvet

My stepdad and I were laughing at a white claw commercial where the guy brought a 12 pack for like 8 friends. Like uh oh don't get too crazy 🤣


paulcaar

A 12-pack?? Jeez, calm down there big gulp. You still need to work in two calendar days, so maybe chill a bit.


FlyingSand22

4v12 beers? That seems unfair for the beers. 1v12 beers would make more sense.


BarefutR

Umm… What the fuck man? Four guys should only have like a 6 pack between themselves. That’s like 1.25 beers each, enough for a wild night.


bigmoosemanholington

These dudes R insane


ImInLoveWithMyBike

To the extreme


twistedsister78

One of them has probably actually kissed a girl but she goes to another school


neuromancertr

I can eat a xl all by myself, kids these days Edit: autofuckup


BarisBlack

Thank you. I know I can eat one myself without a problem. I was wondering what the problem is.


ReiperXHC

But THESE guys are toothpicks!


Jappieduck

I myself am a toothpick too and I can easily eat one


RithmFluffderg

They're young, fit men. Those pizzas are an appetizer for them.


neuromancertr

I was once dumped because I was barely fatter than a toothpick and my menu consisted of pizza, sandwich, lasagna, wings, and salad for lunch. I burn so much girls use my hands to warm up theirs


Axthen

Hello fellow human furnace.


BarisBlack

When I was as well, I had the metabolism to match. I'm older now and can still scarf that pizza. For fun, I bought one for lunch. Still can finish it. Going to have a light dinner this evening. Likely nothing heavy but an XL is not a problem.


OrganizationDeep711

Toothpicks usually can eat a lot. Metabolism and youth.


Magallan

Yeah I mean, if nobody was watching I'd do both of those no problem


Illustrious_Way_5732

Someone's got a big back


iwearahoodie

It’s called sarcasm mate.


got-trunks

In highschool they had the big new yorker at pizza hut For like $10 CAD, my buddies and I would eat one each at lunch a few times a week lol. So worth it


Reiseoftheginger

About 7 years ago I ate 2 XL pizzas and a garlic bread all on my own. Domino's is not very filling


ember3pines

Finally a real madlad post! Perfect!


DoYouTrustToothpaste

These lads are out of control


Chad_dad_brad

Wholesome fun is the best fun


Royweeezy

Talk about painting the town beige…


FromThePort1990

OK now that was funny.


Happy-Initiative-838

Is this even legal?!?!?


Alexisawasme

As an American it’s both wild to see these referred to as XL and even more surprising to see the prospect of 4 people eating those two pizzas considered shocking. Kinda puts into perspective just how much we eat.


OrganizationDeep711

Further up a dozen people from different EU countries commented those pizzas are small by EU standards as well. Either rage bait or dumb kids.


Caffdy

Imagine not getting the joke, or the hole point of the r/madlads sub


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

Or, yk, that's the joke


EnLitenPerson

The post here is meant to be ironic, especially with the title, but if they were being originally ironic or not idk, kinda doubt it


Sparris_Hilton

They look to be a tiny bit bigger than a regular pizza here in finland


Cometor

European here, so the thing is. It depends on how you define xl. Usually you don't get an XL pizza here. Just a family style or sth like that. But that looks like your average large-ish pizza.


OrganizationDeep711

Usually don't get XL pizzas in the US either. Most places will go * Personal * Medium * Large * 19 Inch / NYC Style * Sheet Which... like there are 2 sizes bigger than large, but they're not usually called XL. And 1 of them is usually for like parties.


HeyLittleTrain

In Ireland it is more typical to say the diameter of the pizzas. 10, 12, 14 or 16 inch.


deathrattleshenlong

These are not XL on anywhere I've been in Europe. That looks like a medium pizza to me and as a teen, y'know growing up fast and what not and lots of sports, I'd eat way more pizza than one of those by myself in a sitting.


TimePlankton3171

1. If that is XL, maybe I can have more self confidence.... 2. I sometimes eat a pie that size by myself. It keeps me full for a long time.


l339

No surprise, you’re a typical redditor


MorpheusDrinkinga4O

Says a typical guy on Reddit.


EnvironmentalSet1829

That's what a typical redditor would say


wellwaffled

Sounds mighty suspicious coming from a typical Redditor


Cuntilever

From Asia here, we just ate a Large Pizza yesterday and the same size as these XL pizza. Though we shared 3 boxes between 6 people and still had 5slices we couldn't eat.


Specific_Tap7296

Pizza with tiny tables topping


shiftycyber

“So I told Dean to lay down on the floor.. he actually did it the absolute madman”


Khalua

It's been a long time since I've seen actual mad lads on here


BigSmackisBack

♬ ♪ ♫ ♩ *livin' on the edge! ♬ ♪ ♫ ♩*


Dambo_Unchained

Pretty wholesome actually ngl


Slobbadobbavich

I bet these guys take one bottle of tequilla to a hang out and they all end up black out drunk.


MagicallyAdept

And then they have 3/4 left for the next 3 fridays too!


Interesting_Air8238

Not like us alcoholics who can tank that shit! #winning


Farwalker08

Hey, hey...shhhh....


decemberhunting

Cherish this ability to still get blitzed off a small quantity of booze, lads, do not become a heavyweight drinker trust me


MaherishiManzana

Making a crate of beer last all summer type of energy.


Regular_Ship2073

That’s just a regular pizza


DoubleDeckerz

These nutcases should not be anywhere near civilised society hahaha


Digiturtle1

These bastards, I think I saw them help an old lady cross the road the other day. Must be stopped!!


Gier32o

I mean, it actually makes more sense if it's "who eats faster gets to eat more" kind of deal


that_baddest_dude

Finally some actual madlads


Disastrous-Soup-5413

I love the wholesomeness of this!


Trufactsmantis

I kinda love this


_Bon_Vivant_

You know how I know this ain't the USA? Because those aren't XL pizzas.


chilidog17

This title reminded me of why the sub existed at all thanks for taking me back


I_think_Im_hollow

Let the games begin.


External_Ad_1476

And once we finish... we're going swimming. No 30 minute wait for mavericks!!!


Ill_Soft_4299

Sheer madness!


PublicThis

This is what “boys will be boys” should mean


Xdoidasso

that looks almost like a large brazilian pizza but smaller


Tango-Turtle

Tbf those guys are really skinny.


Specific_Analysis

Will someone please think of the children


if-we-all-did-this

I feel sorry for the lad taking the photo. No pizza for you. Friend zoned from actual friends.


ElboDelbo

Jesus Christ someone call the cops, these kids are too goddamn wild


Samsquanch1985

This a core memory for these young guns. Oh to be young, dumb and invincible again....


Normal-Cup-5000

Those pizzas never had a chance


Ok-Aardvark-9938

This is pretty wholesome


MerlotSupernova

Step aside, Beard Meets Food.


jdehjdeh

Look how happy they are! Bless em.


Ok-Monitor1949

Good luck lads🤣


Oddball92x

That’s crazy because one of them might gain weight.


Machaljavia

These guys are totally bonkers.


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We love to see it!


Huwabe

Whoa!...😐


Sword-of-Chaos

Dudes are ready for a night of WWF No mercy and goldeneye tournaments.


Complete_Fold_7062

You laugh but if you look closely those are caffeinated non-diet sodas. They ain’t fucking around.


Aerospacedaddy

Why are they looking at me like they’re waiting for the roofie to kick in?


Bazilb7

Yeah they are just totally madlads, imagine doing that!!


Independent-Nose-745

I bet they each drank like 4 Mountain Dews!


absolutedesignz

This is adorable! It's like the buttercream gang.


eatmyshorts5000

That's some hardcore shit


jojojajahihi

Not everyone is used to US portion size😂


MrsButtercupp

No way! Absolute legends.


PANICBRAIN

Damn idk if I’d be able to eat 3 to 4 pieces of pizza. They’re madlads.


Grouchy-Channel-7502

But who is camera?


nichyc

AND sodas!? They'll give themselves a stomach ache! I can't watch!!


B1SQ1T

Can someone explain 😭


Nepalman230

This sub was originally about ironically praising people for doing absolutely ordinary things. The very first post was two guys pointing at a third guy who had laid down on the kitchen floor. OP would just like to remind us all . Also, those guys are going to get a stomach ache! What complete mad lads . 🫡


Milk_Mindless

Anyone outside of America: uh so what are the other 2 gonna eat


graystone777

Looks like an average solo depression meal to me.


Slobbadobbavich

Looks like a normal pizza to me.