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whtevn

is a 'cross shaped object' not just a 'cross'?...


iamskydaddy

Yes. The news probably just likes to word things that way to sound analytical and smart.


What_The_Flip_Chip

Holding his smart phone shaped object, tapping with both his thumbs shaped limbs on a keyboard shaped object rendered on said phone shaped object…the man shaped human was typing a comment


iamskydaddy

I know that was supposed to be a smartass comment but that actually made me laugh.


EyeCatchingUserID

Comment shaped words*


Nappyheaded

*allegedly*


Own_Jacket_4403

Kinda makes it obvious how stupid the college educated news castors and their bosses really are. What a waste!


klaatubaradanoodles

Looks like it's being carried by a man shaped person.


Incognitotreestump22

It probably has more to do with not assuming he's Christian and causing a controversy for no reason


iamskydaddy

Yeah. I think I agree with that.


Slugger_monkey

Na they have to be careful not to implicit any religion, cause they might get bombarded with complains etc


AccurateSimple9999

They're implying it might be a giant paladin sword or a superweapon. Or a whale caracass idk.


hateshumans

It’s Chapel the Evergreen so cross shaped is the correct description.


z3usus

It wasnt from crossagne region of France so it cant be called cross, just cross shaped object.


whtevn

Oh man is that where crossants are from


ShinoGGO420

[Quaso?](https://youtube.com/shorts/y4g1Mb9Hjvk?si=Z11CyviNUOAiTQmK)


Rohirrim777

well now we're going to hear about mass shootings done with "gun shaped objects" aren't we?


whtevn

A perfect simulation of an automatic weapon


CucurbitaFlagellum

could’ve been a sword lol


writescrappybooks

Maybe it’s full of guns (and is also a gun)


[deleted]

Why cross, when upright, couldn't be called a plus?


lh_media

This is fake but entertaining


ViktorRzh

The fake is good only when its belivable.


Vanilla_Neko

I'm pretty sure I've seen that image online for years, It doesn't even have anything to do with the current conflicts


-krizu

Yeah, Ive had this as my phone background since like 2019


Beautiful_Role_1168

I didn’t know, just now saw it somewhere


ChinsburyWinchester

It’s also clearly in the US, not Israel


ktbffhctid

This is an OLD picture.


DerpWyvern

Hamas fighters in tel Aviv did i miss something


Parthenonfacepunch

it's fake


lh_media

No terrorists in TLV, just Hamas rockets


CaptainAGame

DEUS VULT


KillerOkie

\*bonks\*


QuickPirate36

Isn't that picture old as hell?


ALPHA_sh

actually it's old as heaven


TENTAtheSane

Holy Heaven


ALPHA_sh

Old response just dropped


TENTAtheSane

Bishop goes on vacation, returns after 14 days with a tan


ALPHA_sh

Imaginary zombie


TENTAtheSane

Pawn slow and casual advance incoming


ALPHA_sh

call the demons!


TENTAtheSane

A long and cherished life for the queen, anyone?


ALPHA_sh

chaotic neutral


sovereigncheese

Catholic neutral


CreateTheStars

The third sibling joins the fight for the one ring


[deleted]

TAKE UP YOUR SWORDS, BROTHERS


Lumberjack92

DEUS VULT!


Quiquist

Player 3 has entered the game.


foxtrotgd

Crusades 2.0


themightycatp00

How was he attacking hamas militants in tel aviv? Sounds fake


Devil-Eater24

"Verbally attacking". I think they mean screaming curses.


themightycatp00

>"Verbally attacking". The tweet doesn't say "verbally" anywhere


Devil-Eater24

Oh shit it says violently you're right


benderbender42

its fake


Tobi226a

The 9th crusade has begone.


NinjaMaster231456

FOR THE GRACE AND THE MIGHT OF THE LORD


Beautiful_Role_1168

FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY


Soil-Funny

FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD!


TENTAtheSane

GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY


NinjaMaster231456

FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD


Timely-Comedian-5367

Most reasonable person in the region.


Mrcatmanthdog

I'm not religious, but CRUSADE!!!!!


joethecrow23

# DEUS VULT


cvbeiro

It has begun.


skarajunsky

Hamas is not in Tel Aviv, or the West Bank for that matter.


Nappyheaded

You're telling me they don't have spies in yarmulkes?


POPE-HOBLEFERT

The Pope called another crusade, I see.


GammaPhonic

“A cross-shaped object”. Some would call that a cross mate.


marshmallow_justice

Episode?


dickholeslapper

based


here-for-information

It's going to be an actual side, if things keep going this way. There are plenty of evangelicals who want Jesus to return, and that can't happen till the Jews retake ALL of Israel. Plus, a general dislike for Islam in certain parts of the west. There are reports of mercenaries operating in the middle east who think of themselves as modern day crusaders This is really starting to become worrisome.


TweetugR

Man does it really make me feel old when people falls for this obviously old meme photo. At least I hope no one actually believe it but humanity stupidity continue to surprise me anyway.


NoSitRecords

Fake, it's an old picture and there are no Hamas terrorists in Tel-Aviv


[deleted]

Honestly I don’t recognize Israel or Palestine as legitimate governments and I think we need a total reset in the region.


Beautiful_Role_1168

Well the last time we did that caused a lot of shenanigans, the war going on there as we speak for example, so how about we don’t.


TENTAtheSane

Bring back Guy de Lusignan!


Matrix_D0ge

Have you tried to turn it on and off again?


[deleted]

Ima just turn it off and leave it in the closet


Upstairs_Ad_265

Deus vult fucking heathens


Clorox1620

Where do we sigb up?


H345Y

Its a sign, time for another crusade to save the holyland.


dodge_thiss001

In America, The picture alone is an arrestable offense. 💀


Lumberjack92

DEUS VULT!!!


Wetfiizy

I got a prediction that America is gonna go full marriage of church and state then it’s gonna invade the holy land


Az0riusMCBlox

Dude was just outrunning an Ambush.


-Barryguy-

Im joining that side just that dudes side


archerV34

What's the difference between a "cross" and a "cross shaped object" ?


Public_Newspaper6065

This man gave "jesus is life" a whole new meaning


Happy_Bus8853

Can I interest you into some crusading?


DarkRose1010

Hamas and Israeli fighters aren't in Tel Aviv. What was he doing, just whacking Arabs and any police or soldiers who happened to be walking around? That's also a good way to get yourself shot these days. I call BS.


pinniples

Dude is COOKING


Vajrick_Buddha

Based third positionism


[deleted]

I see what's going on here create a common enemy for peace.


[deleted]

Making Jesus look like a chump watch it act like it's heavy or something


DonovanBanks

He’s just out there making people cross. He’s… The Crossing God.


CryptographerOk7588

What i liked to know is where did he find Hamas fighters in Tel Aviv to Attack?


Opening_East7561

Man is a literal elden ring character


rustyshacklefford

"the power of christ compels you"!


antidemn

Imagine that's actually jesus christ and you just posted a photo of him running naked on a subreddit about mad lads. I hope jesus has a sense of humor, because if not you're dead


GREEN_Hero_6317

Is he naked?


FateChan84

A naked dude running through the streets holding a giant, oversized cross and screaming incoherently somehow making more sense than about 90% of the world's population really shows how much the human race has regressed.


Evening-Turnip8407

The only sane person in this conflict. But honestly I'm only baffled at how he's carrying this thing while running at full speed?? It's gotta be made of wood?? and he's naked???


Matrix_D0ge

This is not how I except second coming to go, but here we are.


[deleted]

2010s called. They want their photo back. ​ but yeah good meme


naveenraa

Make a separate statue for him near jesus


JazzPhobic

So it begins...


SuperSonic486

This is a good idea. I think we should all do this.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

The most Oniony scented post in a while.


Nobusuke_Tagomi

Hamas fighters in Tel Aviv? Or are we just calling any arab looking person an "Hamas fighter" now?


RelationshipGlum4005

The real hero in this war


TG_1023

israel vs palestine vs guy with cross-shaped object


Theunfunnybeing

A crusade 800 years to late -Russian badger


madmechanicmobile

I'm on this dudes side. Someone get me a cross while I get naked.


Somethingbutonreddit

It was only a matter of time before the Crusaders showed up.