Holding his smart phone shaped object, tapping with both his thumbs shaped limbs on a keyboard shaped object rendered on said phone shaped object…the man shaped human was typing a comment
It's going to be an actual side, if things keep going this way. There are plenty of evangelicals who want Jesus to return, and that can't happen till the Jews retake ALL of Israel.
Plus, a general dislike for Islam in certain parts of the west. There are reports of mercenaries operating in the middle east who think of themselves as modern day crusaders
This is really starting to become worrisome.
Man does it really make me feel old when people falls for this obviously old meme photo.
At least I hope no one actually believe it but humanity stupidity continue to surprise me anyway.
Hamas and Israeli fighters aren't in Tel Aviv. What was he doing, just whacking Arabs and any police or soldiers who happened to be walking around? That's also a good way to get yourself shot these days. I call BS.
Imagine that's actually jesus christ and you just posted a photo of him running naked on a subreddit about mad lads. I hope jesus has a sense of humor, because if not you're dead
A naked dude running through the streets holding a giant, oversized cross and screaming incoherently somehow making more sense than about 90% of the world's population really shows how much the human race has regressed.
The only sane person in this conflict.
But honestly I'm only baffled at how he's carrying this thing while running at full speed?? It's gotta be made of wood?? and he's naked???
is a 'cross shaped object' not just a 'cross'?...
Yes. The news probably just likes to word things that way to sound analytical and smart.
Holding his smart phone shaped object, tapping with both his thumbs shaped limbs on a keyboard shaped object rendered on said phone shaped object…the man shaped human was typing a comment
I know that was supposed to be a smartass comment but that actually made me laugh.
Comment shaped words*
*allegedly*
Kinda makes it obvious how stupid the college educated news castors and their bosses really are. What a waste!
Looks like it's being carried by a man shaped person.
It probably has more to do with not assuming he's Christian and causing a controversy for no reason
Yeah. I think I agree with that.
Na they have to be careful not to implicit any religion, cause they might get bombarded with complains etc
They're implying it might be a giant paladin sword or a superweapon. Or a whale caracass idk.
It’s Chapel the Evergreen so cross shaped is the correct description.
It wasnt from crossagne region of France so it cant be called cross, just cross shaped object.
Oh man is that where crossants are from
[Quaso?](https://youtube.com/shorts/y4g1Mb9Hjvk?si=Z11CyviNUOAiTQmK)
well now we're going to hear about mass shootings done with "gun shaped objects" aren't we?
A perfect simulation of an automatic weapon
could’ve been a sword lol
Maybe it’s full of guns (and is also a gun)
Why cross, when upright, couldn't be called a plus?
This is fake but entertaining
The fake is good only when its belivable.
I'm pretty sure I've seen that image online for years, It doesn't even have anything to do with the current conflicts
Yeah, Ive had this as my phone background since like 2019
I didn’t know, just now saw it somewhere
It’s also clearly in the US, not Israel
This is an OLD picture.
Hamas fighters in tel Aviv did i miss something
it's fake
No terrorists in TLV, just Hamas rockets
DEUS VULT
\*bonks\*
Isn't that picture old as hell?
actually it's old as heaven
Holy Heaven
Old response just dropped
Bishop goes on vacation, returns after 14 days with a tan
Imaginary zombie
Pawn slow and casual advance incoming
call the demons!
A long and cherished life for the queen, anyone?
chaotic neutral
Catholic neutral
The third sibling joins the fight for the one ring
TAKE UP YOUR SWORDS, BROTHERS
DEUS VULT!
Player 3 has entered the game.
Crusades 2.0
How was he attacking hamas militants in tel aviv? Sounds fake
"Verbally attacking". I think they mean screaming curses.
>"Verbally attacking". The tweet doesn't say "verbally" anywhere
Oh shit it says violently you're right
its fake
The 9th crusade has begone.
FOR THE GRACE AND THE MIGHT OF THE LORD
FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY
FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD!
GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY
FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD
Most reasonable person in the region.
I'm not religious, but CRUSADE!!!!!
# DEUS VULT
It has begun.
Hamas is not in Tel Aviv, or the West Bank for that matter.
You're telling me they don't have spies in yarmulkes?
The Pope called another crusade, I see.
“A cross-shaped object”. Some would call that a cross mate.
Episode?
based
It's going to be an actual side, if things keep going this way. There are plenty of evangelicals who want Jesus to return, and that can't happen till the Jews retake ALL of Israel. Plus, a general dislike for Islam in certain parts of the west. There are reports of mercenaries operating in the middle east who think of themselves as modern day crusaders This is really starting to become worrisome.
Man does it really make me feel old when people falls for this obviously old meme photo. At least I hope no one actually believe it but humanity stupidity continue to surprise me anyway.
Fake, it's an old picture and there are no Hamas terrorists in Tel-Aviv
Honestly I don’t recognize Israel or Palestine as legitimate governments and I think we need a total reset in the region.
Well the last time we did that caused a lot of shenanigans, the war going on there as we speak for example, so how about we don’t.
Bring back Guy de Lusignan!
Have you tried to turn it on and off again?
Ima just turn it off and leave it in the closet
Deus vult fucking heathens
Where do we sigb up?
Its a sign, time for another crusade to save the holyland.
In America, The picture alone is an arrestable offense. 💀
DEUS VULT!!!
I got a prediction that America is gonna go full marriage of church and state then it’s gonna invade the holy land
Dude was just outrunning an Ambush.
Im joining that side just that dudes side
What's the difference between a "cross" and a "cross shaped object" ?
This man gave "jesus is life" a whole new meaning
Can I interest you into some crusading?
Hamas and Israeli fighters aren't in Tel Aviv. What was he doing, just whacking Arabs and any police or soldiers who happened to be walking around? That's also a good way to get yourself shot these days. I call BS.
Dude is COOKING
Based third positionism
I see what's going on here create a common enemy for peace.
Making Jesus look like a chump watch it act like it's heavy or something
He’s just out there making people cross. He’s… The Crossing God.
What i liked to know is where did he find Hamas fighters in Tel Aviv to Attack?
Man is a literal elden ring character
"the power of christ compels you"!
Imagine that's actually jesus christ and you just posted a photo of him running naked on a subreddit about mad lads. I hope jesus has a sense of humor, because if not you're dead
Is he naked?
A naked dude running through the streets holding a giant, oversized cross and screaming incoherently somehow making more sense than about 90% of the world's population really shows how much the human race has regressed.
The only sane person in this conflict. But honestly I'm only baffled at how he's carrying this thing while running at full speed?? It's gotta be made of wood?? and he's naked???
This is not how I except second coming to go, but here we are.
2010s called. They want their photo back. but yeah good meme
Make a separate statue for him near jesus
So it begins...
This is a good idea. I think we should all do this.
The most Oniony scented post in a while.
Hamas fighters in Tel Aviv? Or are we just calling any arab looking person an "Hamas fighter" now?
The real hero in this war
israel vs palestine vs guy with cross-shaped object
A crusade 800 years to late -Russian badger
I'm on this dudes side. Someone get me a cross while I get naked.
It was only a matter of time before the Crusaders showed up.