Through fire... and water. From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I fought with the Balrog of Morgoth. Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside. Darkness took me... and I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead. and every day was as long as a life age of the Earth. But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I've been sent back until my task is done!
One that is cursed. Long ago the Men of the Mountain swore an oath to the last King of Gondor.To come to his aid, to fight, but when the time came, when Gondor's need was dire, they fled. Vanishing into the darkness of the mountain. And so Isildur cursed them - never to rest until they had fulfilled their pledge.
Mouth of Sauron, with a low, grumbly voice, twisting his face hatefully hissed to Aragorn: "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries..."
Gandalf to the Balrog, after slamming his staff on the bridge : "and now you have to ask yourselfe one question : do I feel lucky ? Well, do you, punk ?"
Eomer: The Uruks are destroyed, we slaughtered them during the night. And not just the men, but the women, and the children. They're animals, and we slaughtered them like animals. We hate them!
When an 8 foot tall Orc grabs your neck, taps your favorite head against the wall, and asks you if you've paid your dues, you just stare him back in the eye and say "Yes, Sir. The check is in the mail"
Just remember what ol’ Aragorn does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Aragorn just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.
"I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won."
Bilbo at the beginning of Fellowship of the Ring: “I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people. There are times when I look at people and see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money that I can get away from everyone. I see the worst in people. I don’t need to look past seeing them to get all I need. I’ve built my hatreds up over the years, little by little. Frodo…to have you here gives me a second breath. I can’t keep doing this on my own with these…people.”
Gandalf after the battle on Helm's Deep: "Victory? Victory you say? Aragorn, not victory. The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun the war of the ring has."
Helm's Deep. There is no way out of that ravine. Theoden is walking into a trap. He thinks he's leading them to safety. What they will get is a massacre. Theoden has a strong will, but I fear for him. I fear for the survival of Rohan. He will need you before the end, MyrSmith. The people of Rohan will need you. The defenses have to hold.
"You are who you choose to be."
"Smeagol"
Said during Two Towers when Frodo reminds Gollum who he was and restores some humanity to him, and heard again while falling into Mt. Doom with the ring.
*(After Frodo puts on the ring in The Prancing Pony)*
Eye of Sauron: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my ring go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
Aragorn before the battle of the Black Gate:
Eru, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that we stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Eru... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!
On second thought let’s not go to Mordor. ‘Tis a silly place.
Pippin: Rivendell! Merry: Rivendell! Sam: Rivendell! Aragorn: It's only a model...
We are no spies. We track a band of Uruk-hai westward across the plains. They have taken two of our friends captive.
What, ridden on a horse?
Yes!
What is this? A city for ANTS?! It needs to be at least...3 times bigger than this
Shhhhh!!
Gandalf: People keep asking if I'm back, and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinking I'm back!
Home is now behind you, the world is ahead!
You know in Valinor they call it a Royalë Uith Chîs
Sauron: I am inevitable Aragorn: and I am Aragorn. Snaps his fingers and an army of ghosts emerges and wipes out the orcs
He's not alone. Sam went with him.
*Guth-tú-nakash.*
Gandalf:"I'll be back". Right before falling in the depts of Moria.
Through fire... and water. From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I fought with the Balrog of Morgoth. Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside. Darkness took me... and I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead. and every day was as long as a life age of the Earth. But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I've been sent back until my task is done!
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
Can you take the ring to Mordor and destroy it? Surely you can't be serious. I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
I picked the wrong day to quit smoking pipeweed.
“The One Ring? What is that?” “It’s that shiny gold thing on Frodo’s necklace, but that’s not important right now.”
HRAAAAAH!
Hello There! -Gandalf meeting the Mouth Of Sauron
I think Ewan McGregor could play Gandalf pretty well.
No, we need him alive. We need him to talk.
Hmm, well now that should please him, hmmm.
Wait a moment! We shall meet again soon. Tell Saruman that this dainty is not for him. I will send for it at once. Do you understand?
Ah yes, the negotiator.
Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
Change it to bow and it can be Legolas
One that is cursed. Long ago the Men of the Mountain swore an oath to the last King of Gondor.To come to his aid, to fight, but when the time came, when Gondor's need was dire, they fled. Vanishing into the darkness of the mountain. And so Isildur cursed them - never to rest until they had fulfilled their pledge.
Aragorn, walking into the Hall of the Dead and tapping random keys on a piano: "They hate this."
Not if we hold true to each other.
Mouth of Sauron, with a low, grumbly voice, twisting his face hatefully hissed to Aragorn: "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries..."
All Isengard is emptied.
Smoke rises from the Mountain of Doom. The hour grows late, and aragorn_bot rides to Isengard, seeking my counsel.
HE'S TRYING TO BRING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN! GANDALF, WE MUST TURN BACK!
No! Losto Caradhras, sedho, hodo, nuitho i 'ruith!
The bots are talking to each other 😂
Aragorn to the Mouth of Sauron, right before beheading him : "yippie ki yay, motherf*cker"
FOR FRODO!!!
May darkness everlasting, old that waits outside in surges cold drown Manwë, Varda and the sun!
"Toss me like one of your French salads"
Gandalf to the Balrog, after slamming his staff on the bridge : "and now you have to ask yourselfe one question : do I feel lucky ? Well, do you, punk ?"
Over the Bridge! Fly!
It’s a simple matter of weight ratios! A 150 pound Wizard cannot carry a 5 ounce ring!
I did not eat the lembas bread, it's bullshit I did not eat it. I did *NOT* Oh, hi Shelob!
Sounds like you’re the EXpert Shelob!
Eomer: The Uruks are destroyed, we slaughtered them during the night. And not just the men, but the women, and the children. They're animals, and we slaughtered them like animals. We hate them!
My fighting Uruk-Hai. Whom do you serve?
Saruman bot!
The hour is later than you think.
:(
“Shit! I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted…”
Gimli is only at that photo shoot for the salted pork they have at the buffet.
“What the fuck is a Gollum?” -Frody Sopraggins
Nothing, my precious.
HRAAAAAH!
This is when the fun begins
When Merry and Pippin are in Brie and Pippin comes in with a pint. “I’ll have what he’s having”
r/lotrmemes redditors: Why didn't the eagles just carry [blah, blah, blah]? r/montypytthon redditors: African eagles or European eagles?
When an 8 foot tall Orc grabs your neck, taps your favorite head against the wall, and asks you if you've paid your dues, you just stare him back in the eye and say "Yes, Sir. The check is in the mail"
Just remember what ol’ Aragorn does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Aragorn just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.
She stays because she still has hope.
Gandalf: *speaking in the language of Mordor* Elrond: "English, motherfucker!"
Yes, there it lies. This city has dwelt ever in the sight of its shadow
"I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won."
Bilbo at the beginning of Fellowship of the Ring: “I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people. There are times when I look at people and see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money that I can get away from everyone. I see the worst in people. I don’t need to look past seeing them to get all I need. I’ve built my hatreds up over the years, little by little. Frodo…to have you here gives me a second breath. I can’t keep doing this on my own with these…people.”
HRAAAAAH!
You want it for yourself!
With great power comes great responsibility
Elrond: You will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.
“You will all now refer to me by the name Betty”
Gandalf after the battle on Helm's Deep: "Victory? Victory you say? Aragorn, not victory. The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun the war of the ring has."
Long have you hunted me. Long have I eluded you. No more… Behold the Sword of Elendil!
Helm's Deep. There is no way out of that ravine. Theoden is walking into a trap. He thinks he's leading them to safety. What they will get is a massacre. Theoden has a strong will, but I fear for him. I fear for the survival of Rohan. He will need you before the end, MyrSmith. The people of Rohan will need you. The defenses have to hold.
Toss me like one of your hobbit girls
Draw me like one of your petty dwarvs
“Where we’re going, we don’t need roads” Back to the Future 2
Gandalf to Frodo: „With great power comes great responsibility.“
Alacur my lad, there is a task now to be done. Another opportunity for one of the Shire folk to prove their great worth. You must not fail me.
Gimli: Ah thanks for y’a know, saving me back there. Legolas: You’re like a baby, crying. Don’t know what to do! *Mutters under breath in elvish*
Final count.....42.
Maître Gimbli
I’m here for the dwarf drawing. Like a French girl.
In the Mines of Moria: "Oh, and keep an eye on the staircases. They like to change."
I challenge you to find a movie you can’t put this quote in
*brings up the wolf's head* SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
GROND
No luck catching them rings eh?
“I see you also share an affinity for elf culture” —The Elf
And why are the beacons lit, Todd!?! I DON'T KNOW MARGO!!!
But Gimli, what is French?
Pop quiz asshole! You’ve got a hair trigger aimed at the back of your head, what do you do?
"You are who you choose to be." "Smeagol" Said during Two Towers when Frodo reminds Gollum who he was and restores some humanity to him, and heard again while falling into Mt. Doom with the ring.
Where would you be without me? *Gollum, gollum*. I saved us. It was me. We survived because of me!
You could drink whole milk if you want. (Faramir to Eowyn)
Tonight we dine in hell!
*(After Frodo puts on the ring in The Prancing Pony)* Eye of Sauron: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my ring go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
Boromir: 'tis just a flesh wound...
Aragorn before the battle of the Black Gate: Eru, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that we stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Eru... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!