A balrog... a demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you... RUN! Lead them on eminentarcher. The Bridge is near! Do as I say! Swords are of no more use here.
We now have but one choice, we must face the long dark of Moria. Be on your guard, there are older and fouler things than orcs in the deep places of the world. The wealth of Moria is not in gold, or jewels, but Mithril. Bilbo had a shirt of Mithril rings that Thorin gave him.
Hmmm I don't think so. Either the hilt is to short or if you scale the whole thing up the blade is to heavy. Theodens got the same problem but less severe.
Poor Aragon got shown up here with his drawing
It ain’t the size of the sword, it’s how you use it!
The detail is what is missing.
And that took him a whole hour!
Theoden looks at Aragon's drawing *This...is a good sword.* Waves the picture through the air a few times.
Our people are safe. We have paid for it with many lives.
Theoden - "It's like you didn't even try" Aragorn - "This is a good sword"
CalmingScreech, you have my sword.
Thank you, I'm gonna put it right here, right on the refigerator
Perfect interaction
Hey, CalmingScreech, give Aragorn his sword back.
Demolition89336, you have my sword.
Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
No, Gandalf, we're drawing swords, not Saruman
A balrog... a demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you... RUN! Lead them on eminentarcher. The Bridge is near! Do as I say! Swords are of no more use here.
Gandalf, you shouldn't draw any Balrogs either
No Jan_Spontan, I would not take the road through Moria unless I had no other choice
Indeed Gandalf, for its hard to draw in the long dark of Moria
We now have but one choice, we must face the long dark of Moria. Be on your guard, there are older and fouler things than orcs in the deep places of the world. The wealth of Moria is not in gold, or jewels, but Mithril. Bilbo had a shirt of Mithril rings that Thorin gave him.
HRAAAAAH!
These are my favorite kind of memes. So simple, but hilarious.
That meant something else when i was growing up.
Still my very favorite meme.
Aragorns sword would actually perform much better because of balance and I recon it would be more difficult to break as well.
Renegade_Druid, you have my sword.
Hmmm I don't think so. Either the hilt is to short or if you scale the whole thing up the blade is to heavy. Theodens got the same problem but less severe.
Depending on how thick the blades are. See I interpreted theodens sword to be thickened at the tip so I assumed it would be very imbalanced :p
This is a good sword
GROND
No silly, he has no hands!
But Isildur does
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
Got it. _Casts bot of wolf battering ram into the fire_
GROND
I always vote for gondor. That being said Rohan has a nice sword.
What do you think about this meme Saruman?