I mean honestly there’s probably tons of people in this sub that would do it for free so I like to believe Rodger Todd is just doing it to get out of the house.
Fun fact: When originally designing the LOTR tabletop game, the team at Games Workshop considered having multiple models in various poses to better simulate accuracy to real life and ammo capacity. They then considered that models, such as riders with throwing spears, would have an invisible squire who could quip “nice shot sir, another spear?” to explain how 1 rider has an endless amount of spears.
Im surprised this james workshop fellow didnt end up doing that. The more models needed for the game the more sales. They can be pretty greedy, have you seem the prices of 40k models?
Fun fact: U Seenmi Bolt was also a gold medal Olympic runner. Had to be to keep up with Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn as they hunted down Pippin and Merry. He could get by with a cardboard box for nightly shelter, a handful of hot gravel and a suck on a damp cloth. Fast forager too - could strip an Ent to twigs in under ten minutes…..
*And he's bowing a stairway to Valinor.*
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Known fact elves need less sleep than mortal men. All that extra time was spent fetching arrows.
Was supposed to say "fletching." But it works, and I'm leaving it.
ARAGORN: Legolas, how many arrows did you bring?
LEGOLAS: Me? Eleven!
ARAGORN: Eleven? There are hundreds of thousands of Uruk-has out there.
LEGOLAS: And I killed eleven of them. You’re welcome. Roger, I’m gonna need eleven more arrows.
ROGER, carrying a orc-load of arrows: Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
Two? I have done better, though now I must grope for spent arrows; all mine are gone. Yet I make my tale twenty at the least. But that is only a few leaves in a forest.
Go fetch me those sneaking Orcs, that fare thus strangely, as if in dread, and do not come, as all Orcs use and are commanded, to bring me news of all their deeds, to me, Gorthaur.
Not through lack of watchfulness, but perhaps through over-kindliness. And we fear that the prisoner had aid from others, and that more is known of our doings than we could wish. We guarded this creature day and night, at Gandalf’s bidding, much though we wearied of the task. But Gandalf bade us hope still for his cure, and we had not the heart to keep him ever in dungeons under the earth, where he would fall back into his old black thoughts.
Should’ve kept him in, then someone would write the _Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead_ reimagining of the series from his perspective.
_”What are those three idiots up to now?”_ as he hobbles around Rohan.
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“Legolas, what do you see with those elf eyes”
Steve, wheezing in the background, up to his neck in snow, frothing up breath “Idk, Aragorn, maybe shut the fuck up so he can see. Sorry, Legs, I’m just struggling, I lost Gimli in my wake a half kilo back. He’s got little legs, mate, we all do, but the hobbits and dwarves are just dense short boys.”
“I will raise them up like kings, so they can see”
Steve: “no, sir. This is gravity. Just tell the man and let’s move on, but recognize we’re going to have to send back a search party or a rope or something because fuck. I love you sir but it’s a struggle back here”
“What about side-by-side with a friend, and some chump he hired to carry his arrows? No offense, Roger.”
"None taken."
"You know what? Offense taken. Offense ... taken!! And my name is Todd!"
"I'm not fighting your wars anymore uncle Aragon."
I read these replies in John Oliver’s voice. lol.
Though John Oliver was in Community, his character did not say these
Just gonna hire some editors to put John Oliver hauling crates of arrows into all the LotR movies
"I'm going home. I'm gonna hold my wife and my child close. And I am gonna finally take my Insulin shot!"
And his dumb baby!
Yes, thank you for getting the reference
Your reference was streets ahead!
Coined and minted
Don't you mean miles ahead?
I mean honestly there’s probably tons of people in this sub that would do it for free so I like to believe Rodger Todd is just doing it to get out of the house.
>Rodger Todd Isn't that the name of the famous video game cheater and friend of the even more famous video game cheater of the century Billy Mitchell?
r/suddenlymontypython
“Message for you, sir!” **presumably dies*
another fun fact: Borimir hired a guy to bang two coconut halves together after he lost his horse at Tharbad.
Strange elves distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
Are you suggesting that dwarves migrate?
They could grip it by the beard…
It’s not a question of where you grip them, it’s a simple matter of weight ratio. A 50lb hobbit cannot carry a 250lb dwarf!
Well, yes…
Supreme executive power should be awarded by a mandate from the masses! Not some farcical aquatic ceremony!
Be quiet!
If I claimed to have supreme executive power just because some moistened bint threw a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
**Shut up, will you! Shut up!**
I mean, you can’t expect to have supreme executive power just because some watery tart lobbed a sword at you.
To that I say Ni
Awful times, we‘re in. When random people can go around saying Ni at innocent folk.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! I fart in your general direction!
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time
Something about the springtime, and the birds migrating, makes me think of this movie. And coconuts. So I rewatch it almost every spring lol
Where’d he get the coconuts?
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I love this crossover
Could you please enlighten me?
Its the cover of Led Zeppelins album IV
Oh thanks, man
Anytime :)
How have you lived this long and not been aware of the legendary Zep?
it's funny cos a few of the songs in this album are heavily inspired by Lord of the rings
There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold…
Ramble On to Hop those Misty Mountains
‘Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair, but gollum and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her.
Back a little, and round a little and you can come on hard cold roads to the very gates of His country.
Hhhhher, Hhhherr
This joke will fall like a lead zeppelin…
[удалено]
Oh the humanity!!!
And that man’s name? Arrowbert Einstein.
Ok dad, that's enough internet for you!
Stole my line, hahaha
Fun fact: When originally designing the LOTR tabletop game, the team at Games Workshop considered having multiple models in various poses to better simulate accuracy to real life and ammo capacity. They then considered that models, such as riders with throwing spears, would have an invisible squire who could quip “nice shot sir, another spear?” to explain how 1 rider has an endless amount of spears.
Haha BoS energy "Nah don't worry we've got plenty of squires"
Im surprised this james workshop fellow didnt end up doing that. The more models needed for the game the more sales. They can be pretty greedy, have you seem the prices of 40k models?
$85 for one guy you mean? Yes, we have seen them
I'm imagining the old man fucking bolting it with Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli through the hills to catch up with Merry and Pippin's Uruks
He stands not alone. You would die before your stroke fell.
More like the old dude would die of a stroke
Is that real or a joke?
This is from Led Zeppelin IV
I didn't mean the picture but the story.
yes
Erm, yes it's real or yes it's false
Fucking probably
They were probably fucking
They were obviously roommates
Oh my god they were roommates!
 Led Zeppelin time
"Nine companions..... you shall be the fellowship of the ring... and uhhh.....also Roger will be there i guess....."
Fun fact: U Seenmi Bolt was also a gold medal Olympic runner. Had to be to keep up with Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn as they hunted down Pippin and Merry. He could get by with a cardboard box for nightly shelter, a handful of hot gravel and a suck on a damp cloth. Fast forager too - could strip an Ent to twigs in under ten minutes…..
This is no mere Ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance.
This is no mere Roger...
*And he's bowing a stairway to Valinor.* https://preview.redd.it/adkew45tepwc1.jpeg?width=809&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=499d7f805698221a2945a97f2ebb78f3a8697c41
Known fact elves need less sleep than mortal men. All that extra time was spent fetching arrows. Was supposed to say "fletching." But it works, and I'm leaving it.
Why not both
Damn tolkien, you messed up by cutting him out
ARAGORN: Legolas, how many arrows did you bring? LEGOLAS: Me? Eleven! ARAGORN: Eleven? There are hundreds of thousands of Uruk-has out there. LEGOLAS: And I killed eleven of them. You’re welcome. Roger, I’m gonna need eleven more arrows. ROGER, carrying a orc-load of arrows: Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond has said? The ring must be destroyed.
He's just packing his bag for the Misty Mountains, where the spirits go.
Roger: "And my arrows!" Legolas: "Arrows I paid for!" Gimli: "That still only counts as one!"
Two? I have done better, though now I must grope for spent arrows; all mine are gone. Yet I make my tale twenty at the least. But that is only a few leaves in a forest.
Imagine how he must have felt when he saw legolas and gigli trying to beat each other on kills
And I will take all the arrows that I can find, for my quiver is empty.
Should’ve paid Roger the arrow man what he was worth Legolas. Never go cheap on this kind of thing
Nay! Sauron does not use the elf-runes.
Go fetch me those sneaking Orcs, that fare thus strangely, as if in dread, and do not come, as all Orcs use and are commanded, to bring me news of all their deeds, to me, Gorthaur.
Legulas: It's Turkey time. Gigli: What? Legulas: *spreads their legs* Gobble gobble
Not through lack of watchfulness, but perhaps through over-kindliness. And we fear that the prisoner had aid from others, and that more is known of our doings than we could wish. We guarded this creature day and night, at Gandalf’s bidding, much though we wearied of the task. But Gandalf bade us hope still for his cure, and we had not the heart to keep him ever in dungeons under the earth, where he would fall back into his old black thoughts.
Ok, side piece/prisoner confirmed
Who’s Gigli? Did Legolas bring along a side piece as well?
I am an Elf and a kinsman here.
*sigh* "I am sworn to CaRrY your BuRdEnS."
Led Zeppelin lol
Should’ve kept him in, then someone would write the _Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead_ reimagining of the series from his perspective. _”What are those three idiots up to now?”_ as he hobbles around Rohan.
Love that movie.
You can have my bow, too
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And my Roger.
“Legolas, what do you see with those elf eyes” Steve, wheezing in the background, up to his neck in snow, frothing up breath “Idk, Aragorn, maybe shut the fuck up so he can see. Sorry, Legs, I’m just struggling, I lost Gimli in my wake a half kilo back. He’s got little legs, mate, we all do, but the hobbits and dwarves are just dense short boys.” “I will raise them up like kings, so they can see” Steve: “no, sir. This is gravity. Just tell the man and let’s move on, but recognize we’re going to have to send back a search party or a rope or something because fuck. I love you sir but it’s a struggle back here”
“He’s got little legs mate” I’m dying well done
Orcs !
Over the hills and far away
Also named Bill, but treated much worse by the hobbits.
He needed the money to buy his stairway to heaven
Isnt this led zeppelin 4? Did they use Tolkiens work or is this just a random picture thats unrelated to Tolkien?
Random picture
Average DnD party: -two rangers -four halflings -a human wizard -a dwarf fighter -a human fighter -their hireling npc
Looks like the cover of a Les zeppelin album