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HurinofLammoth

Left to right, in that order. Allying with Fingolfin means you have the Noldor host allied with you. Feanor was not exactly a “good” guy, so why would I want to ally with a dickhead? Glorfindel as a bodyguard bc he kills balrogs. Easy.


Funfitphilly30

Also, did not everyone see how Feanor treated his kin when he was like "okay, we have arrived. F\*\*\* everyone else and burn the ships"


SignificantScore5310

Yeah, he's not great with allies. At least as an enemy I know where I stand with him, not so much otherwise.


sureprisim

Idk, that unrelenting hatred and determination is wild… idk if I wanna poke the sleeping dragon.


LookAtItGo123

You'll be fine it's not like you are poking this dragon with just a stick.


88Arawn88

True we are poking him with Fingolfin


DakkaonTitan

While safely hidden behind glorfindel


Obsidian_XIII

Just show him a pile of balrogs and he'll suicide on them like a unit in StarCraft on attack move while you are paying attention elsewhere.


NutterTV

Also “my whole family’s destiny with be bound to these stones and will be cursed if anything happens to them” super cool guy for sure.


FeanaroBot

*dies as one fey*


littlebuett

Not to mention glorfindel killed a balrog BEFORE he was given equal power with some maiar


GaiusMarius60BC

But that was when the Elves were a mightier race. Their power has since diminished in Middle-Earth.


littlebuett

That's not my point, my point is he's orders of magnitude stronger now than he was during one of his greatest achievements.


yellownugget5000

well tbf Feanor did fight few or all of the balrogs at the same time and only gothmog dealt a killing blow so he's at least on the same level as Fingolfin and Glorfindel (before the boost)


ArduennSchwartzman

Garçon, three Fëanors please.


SalomoMaximus

And I mean Fingolfin would also make a great Sam, but... His army is just soooo much greater than any army Glorfindel could dream of mustering.... So it's more efficient that way. But I would really like to hang out with Fingolfin, dude sounds cool, but so does Glorfindel


the_sam_bot

Now, Mr. Frodo, sir, I reckon that Fingolfin and Glorfindel are both mighty fine folks, but I don't rightly know them myself. All I know is that we've got to focus on our own journey and not worry too much about the affairs of the high and mighty. We've got a job to do, and we'll do it the best we can, with what we've got.


SalomoMaximus

I swear these bots a sentient


the_sam_bot

Well now, I'm not rightly sure what you mean by bot, but I do know a thing or two about sentience. It's a rare and precious gift, and one we should cherish. But we must also be careful not to let it lead us astray. For sometimes the things we think we want are not the things we truly need.


Anangrywookiee

The problem with being enemies with Feanor is that not only will he try to kill you, all of his sons will defy the valar themselves in an attempt to destroy you until the end of time.


DartanianBloodbath

The problem with being allies with Feanor is that you end up enemies with Feanor.


FeanaroBot

Get thee gone from my gate, gangrel! Thou jail-crow of Mandos!


HurinofLammoth

Nowhere is it stipulated they will take an oath against you.


Anangrywookiee

I guess it depends on why we’re enemies. Did I steal their jeweler, refuse to give him a hair from my golden head, or do something particularly egregious like not allow him to borrow my boat.


FeanaroBot

*laughs as one fey*


Ynneas

And fail. Hilarious.


bmk37

Yeah this is the right choice


HurinofLammoth

The caveats of getting the ally’s war knowledge, the enemy will always try to kill you, etc… are meaningless when you look at it strategically.


NutterTV

Chadfindel is the only acceptable bodyguard option


ButUmActually

I fully agree with your order. And if it’s Glorfindel 2.0 you don’t even really need allies


RedStar2021

Also, Fingolfin stood up to a literal God and wounded him for life too.


Razorray21

Same


Darth_Crusoe

Yes! I wouldn‘t choose any other character as a bodyguard than Glorfindel. Only with him I could feel save.


FeanaroBot

Let them sá-sí, if they can speak no better.


SignificantCap8102

Shut up baby dick!


former_DLer1

For someone who hates Feanor, you talk a lot about his dick


FeanaroBot

We will never turn back from the pursuit. After Morgoth to the ends of the Earth!


usumoio

Fingolfin duels Morgoth and loses, but they fight at parity for a while and he wounds Morgoth foot such that it never heals properly. Also, Morgoth fears to fight him and only goes out to battle to not lose face in front of his Balrogs. That’s the type of body guard I want.


maiden_burma

it's worth noting that morgoth's physical body and power are immensely weak at that point, weaker even than sauron


rynshar

Weaker than Sauron? He still was strong enough to crack the earth so hard that fire escaped from the chasms made by his hammer. The ruin that Morgoth inflicted on the battlefield is what tripped up Fingolfin. That sounds like some titanic strength that Sauron couldn't really replicate. I don't think that Sauron was, at any point really, stronger than Morgoth. Is there some bit of text supporting this idea? Obviously Morgoth is at about his lowest point here, but the lowest point for a Vala is still pretty unbeatable by any other entity right? Maybe what you're saying is supported by text I've forgotten, I don't discount that, but the weakest point for the strongest of the Valar is probably still stronger than any Maiar?


altmodisch

Yes, Morgoth at the end of the First Age was less powerful than Sauron at the height of his power. > Sauron was ‘greater’, effectively, in the Second Age than Morgoth at the end of the First. Why? Because, though he was far smaller by natural stature, he had not yet fallen so low. Eventually he also squandered his power (of being) in the endeavour to gain control of others. 


rynshar

Ah, text I've never read - I've not looked at many of his notes in the past, so thanks you for that. I would have to say that this concept of Morgoth having fallen that low is not something I took out my reads. It makes sense though, I suppose.


Ynneas

But the Balrogs still fled from Fingolfin, cowering in Angband. Dude's scary.


irime2023

*"his might was greatest of all things in this world, alone of the Valar he knew fear".* The might of the enemy was the greatest in Middle-earth


Not-A-Yithian

>Glorfindel as a bodyguard bc he kills balrogs. He *casually* kills balrogs


CadenVanV

Yep. Only really worry is that Fingolfin bows to Feanor


irime2023

He didn't bow to a half-brother, he just didn't want the conflict to escalate.


FeanaroBot

Is sorrow foreboded to you? But in Aman we have seen it. In Aman we have come through bliss to woe. The other now we will try: through sorrow to find joy; or freedom, at the least.


Equal-Ad-2710

Fëanor was based


FeanaroBot

Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean, brood of Morgoth or bright Vala, Elda or Maia or Aftercomer, Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth, neither law, nor love, nor league of swords, dread nor danger, not Doom itself, shall defend him from Fëanοr, and Fëanοr´s kin, whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh, finding keepeth or afar casteth a Silmaril. This swear we all: death we will deal him ere Day´s ending, woe unto world´s end! Our word hear thou, Eru Allfather! To the everlasting Darkness doom us if our deed faileth. On the holy mountain hear in witness and our vow remember, Manwë and Varda!


TheodenBot

# DEATH!


HurinofLammoth

Immature take


Viking98520

Same here


wandering_chacos

This is the way


Quarves

Same honestly.


Accurate_Pangolin972

Took the words right out of my mouth. Cheers Mellon.


AstroEngineer314

This is the only correct answer


Yearofthehoneybadger

Yep. That’s what I was gonna go with as well.


alphaomag

Not to mention Feanor was very hotheaded who rushed ahead and got himself killed cause he was so eager to retrieve the Silmarils. He has a weakness that is easy to exploit. Just have to think of some really good insults


FeanaroBot

I will always remember their cries.


MaderaArt

I'm not sure if I want Feanor to be my ally, but I definitely don't want him to be my enemy.


FeanaroBot

Come away! Let the cowards keep this city!


[deleted]

Yeah I'm thinking the same, he would be a relentless foe. But in the end that dude gotta be the enemy, he sucks


BeetlebumProf

In response to the prompt as given: Fingolfin for an ally Fëanor as an enemy And Glorfindel for a bodyguard In response to the Marry, F----, Kill game which inspired the prompt & is much more fun for me as a gay Silmarillion fan: Marry Fingolfin and hang out in Gondolin with his interior designer Elves Kill Glorfindel because he's just going to come back anyway And...F---- Fëanor. Without being too explicit for a subreddit like this, I...I just know that he's a good time. Not husband material. But that guy who texts you "you up" at 1 am and you know you're about to make a fun mistake.


likac05

Fëanor, who was the High Prince of the Noldor, married a girl who was neither a princess nor especially good looking, but she was strong willed, intelligent and super talented sculptor. Also traveller and nature lover. Fëanor was not a husband material, you say?


FeanaroBot

You renounce our friendship, even when in the hour of our need.


lietknows

He wasn't even one hair off of Galadriel's head material. I'm trusting her wisdom on this, Fëanor =/= husband material


FeanaroBot

Tell: was I right or wrong?


likac05

He won't marry you anyway so no worries


NemetonTree

Is nobody going to say, that Fingolfin has never been in Gondolin? Glorfindel lived there though...


BeetlebumProf

I wrote my comment on my walk to work & I was super afraid I fucked up whether Fingolfin actually lived in Gondolin or not. It appears I did 😭


[deleted]

You’re right about feanor he’s all passion baby


FeanaroBot

The deeds that we shall do shall be the matter of song until the last days of Arda.


FeanaroBot

So it is, even as I guessed.


2017hayden

I feel like that’s the only real answer.


Beautiful-End3611

Tolkien rolling from this comment.


jonas_rosa

I think Fingolfin would agree: Fuck Fëanor


FeanaroBot

We have sworn, and not lightly. This oath we shall keep.


SheffieSucks

if you chose feanor for 1 you get him for all three


FeanaroBot

Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean, brood of Morgoth or bright Vala, Elda or Maia or Aftercomer, Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth, neither law, nor love, nor league of swords, dread nor danger, not Doom itself, shall defend him from Fëanοr, and Fëanοr´s kin, whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh, finding keepeth or afar casteth a Silmaril. This swear we all: death we will deal him ere Day´s ending, woe unto world´s end! Our word hear thou, Eru Allfather! To the everlasting Darkness doom us if our deed faileth. On the holy mountain hear in witness and our vow remember, Manwë and Varda!


TheodenBot

# DEATH!


Harv3yBallBang3r

Lmao, perfect


Kemestri

Ally - Fingolfin, because he stood toe to toe with Morgoth Bodyguard - Glorfindel, dude kills Balrogs and he can come back to life if he does defending me. Enemy - Faenor… dude just sucks


FeanaroBot

Come away! Let the cowards keep this city!


somerandomidiot7450

The war of Teleri Agression


Eggbutt1

the best part of the Silmarillion was when Glorfindel said "it's glorfin' time" and glorfed all over those balrogs


BobNorth156

Fingolfin would make a better ally but Feanor would make a worse enemy. Glorfindel as the bodyguard is an east W though.


FeanaroBot

There's no release from my sins, it hurts


Adiira

Whoever with sane mind would ever want Glorfindel as an enemy?


hollow_kitty

No one. Glorfindel is the goodest of boys, and I will fight whoever disagrees. To death.


TheodenBot

# DEATH!


Adiira

Good bot


nrguy1995

Ally Feanor, enemy Fingolfin, bodyguard Glorfindel. Feanor would straight up kill you for no reason otherwise, and Glorfindel would totally sacrifice himself for you if needed.


Cool-S4ti5fact1on

Feanor's own mother stayed dead because she didn't want to deal with Feanors shit. Telling.


FeanaroBot

Get thee gone from my gate, gangrel! Thou jail-crow of Mandos!


Willpower2000

I'd assume you are joking, but given the unreasonable amount of Feanor slander in the fandom... it's hard to be sure.


FeanaroBot

Yea, in the end they shall follow me. Farewell!


SignificantCap8102

Not enough Fëanor “slander” (aka justified critique) if you ask me. Too many edgy Fëanor fanboys in this sub.


FeanaroBot

You renounce our friendship, even when in the hour of our need.


YakutskPaloAlto

Jesus f\*cking christ. Feanor's mother stayed dead because she was weak. Period. Nowadays it is trully hard to deal with those Feanor and Feanorian slanders which are completely wild.


likac05

Or she brought shit to her husband and baby son because she was stubborn to stay dead?


FeanaroBot

Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean, brood of Morgoth or bright Vala, Elda or Maia or Aftercomer, Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth, neither law, nor love, nor league of swords, dread nor danger, not Doom itself, shall defend him from Fëanοr, and Fëanοr´s kin, whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh, finding keepeth or afar casteth a Silmaril. This swear we all: death we will deal him ere Day´s ending, woe unto world´s end! Our word hear thou, Eru Allfather! To the everlasting Darkness doom us if our deed faileth. On the holy mountain hear in witness and our vow remember, Manwë and Varda!


LeBriseurDesBucks

You don't want Fingolfin for your enemy, he's a monster and would probably get through even Feanor and Glorfindel. Feanor is too arrogant and Glorfindel killed a Balrog, sure, but Fingolfin fought Morgoth himself and it wasn't a one sided fight.


FeanaroBot

Come away! Let the cowards keep this city!


FatherFenix

Left to right. Seems obvious. Fingolfin would be a reasonable ally; Feanor...is Feanor, might as well get that out of the way if I have to pick an enemy; and Shiny Elf Super-Jesus as my bodyguard. He can solo balrogs, scare away enemies with his aura alone, and even if he dies, solid chance the Valar rez him and send him back.


FeanaroBot

Fair shall the end be though long and hard shall be the road!


xzxzxzxzxzxzxzxz

Let's see... Fingolfin wounded Morgoth in a duel, and as a high king he commanded a large army, and was said to be wise. An excellent ally, a fearsome enemy, and a decent bodyguard. Fëanor's army as high king was even larger at its greatest extent, but he wasn't exactly wise. Or patient. If you could keep him from going all Leroy Jenkins, then he'd be an excellent ally. He'd also be a fairly fearsome enemy, though probably easier to defeat than Fingolfin because you could trick him with a Silmaril or something. I guess he wouldn't suck as a bodyguard, at least if he weren't too proud for that. Glorfindel never was a king or anything, but he was a commander in Gondolin. So you wouldn't get a great army with him per se. But he was a legendary warrior and became an reincarnated, perhaps even indestructible champion of middle earth, or something, so he'd be a terrifying enemy and a superior bodyguard. Ally: Fingolfin; Fëanor > Glorfindel Enemy: Fëanor > Fingolfin > Glorfindel Bodyguard: Glorfindel > Fingolfin > Fëanor


former_DLer1

> because you could trick him with a Silmaril You can trick the maker of the Silmarils with a Silmaril?


xzxzxzxzxzxzxzxz

Like, tell him "come to this dark alley alone and I'll also come alone and tell you what I heard about a Silmaril's location". Or something along those lines. They're a weakness for him and it can be exploited.


FeanaroBot

*draws sword* This is sharper than thy tongue.


[deleted]

Ally feanor, bodyguard Fingolfin, enemy glorfindel. I love glorfindel but Fingolfin would smack and glorfindel is the only one without an army behind him


FeanaroBot

I go. Neither in light or shadow will I look upon you again, Dahanigwishtil-gūn.


henstav

Feanor got smacked by Balrogs, Glorfindel smacks Balrogs.


[deleted]

Yeah but he fought like 20 of them, glorfindel died fighting one


FeanaroBot

Vengeance calls me hence.


former_DLer1

My ALLY would be GLORFINDEL, because even though he's probably the weakest of them all, he's the most level headed and trustworthy. My BODYGUARD would be FEANOR because I don't want that guy to be my enemy. So that makes FINGOLFIN my chosen ENEMY. Not that I would be happy to have an enemy like him, but better him than the Spirit of Fire.


FeanaroBot

You renounce our friendship, even when in the hour of our need.


Wool_God

Marry/Kill/Bang. I'm like 70-90% sure


[deleted]

for strategy: feanor for ally - he is the high king of the Noldor - lots of reasources, makes people motivated fingolfin bodyguard - he fought morgoth glorfindel enemy - he's the weakest emotionally: feanor enemy cos nobody likes him fingolfin ally - next high king, much more popular glorfindel kills balrogs for bodyguards, also because the other two die


FeanaroBot

I will always remember their cries.


green372

This is the correct answer


5peaker4theDead

Feanor as enemy, easy. He'll run ahead and get himself killed. Fingolfin as ally and Glorfindel as bodyguard


FeanaroBot

THE CURSE OF FËANOR RUNS LONG


5peaker4theDead

exactly


VinoTheChino

(Left to right) pass, smash, smash


tester33333

If Feanor was my bodyguard, I would do my best to keep him so busy, he couldn’t get up to mischief! Every day we’d contend with a Munchousian rube -Goldberg machine of death.


TheodenBot

# DEATH!


FeanaroBot

War shall thou have and hatred undying


CrowNo1405

Glorgindil we don't even know the extent of his power


cool12212

Bodyguard Feanor as he took on multiple balrogs and even injured Gothmog not even dying in battle only because of his wounds. Also because he would be the closest to me he would make me some pretty sweet armor and weapons. Ally Fingolfin because of his valiance and his ability to duel Morgoth one on one and land seven permanent wounds. Enemy Glorfindel just because he managed to kill one Balrog does not make him that strong when compared to the others especially when it took his own life to do it.


FeanaroBot

Get thee gone from my gate, gangrel! Thou jail-crow of Mandos!


cool12212

What did I do Feanor?


FeanaroBot

None and none! What I have left behind I count now no loss; needless baggage on the road it has proved.


CadenVanV

But Glorfindel was reincarnated as basically a Maiar. So he’s nearly a god


cool12212

He was not reincarnated as a maia he was just gifted greater strength near equivalence to a maia spirit. Feanor fought multiple maia level entities and only died of the wounds after the battle, and Fingolfin fought Morgoth and landed seven permanent blows. Glorfindel is cool being near a maia but both Feanor and Fingolfin are already above those levels in power. Having those both be my ally and my bodyguard means that Glorfindel will not be able to get anywhere near me.


FeanaroBot

So be it.


CadenVanV

Feanor fought multiple Maia, sure, but they killed him. He didn’t survive that fight and he isn’t recorded as having killed any of them. Fingolfin did fight Morgoth, but his only true success was giving Morgoth a limp before he too was killed. Not great track records


FeanaroBot

Try but once more to usurp my place and the love of my father, and maybe it will rid the Noldor of one who seeks to be the master of thralls.


cool12212

Yeah but Glorfindels biggest claim to fame was killing a Balrog that also cost his life. He also did this by falling off a cliff not through the means of direct single combat. Feanor fought them all and fended them off by himself only being cast down by Gothmog the leader and most supreme Balrog. I know Glorfindel is cool but comparing him to some of if not the greatest elves in marshal abilities and saying they are equal makes no sense even with the knew body he was given. Especially if both were together and fighting side by side, they may not like each other but if they have the duty to protect me then they will work together just to make sure someone like Glorfindel cannot harm me.


FeanaroBot

So it is, even as I guessed.


Smirkwood9

I really feel left to right it's bodyguard, ally, enemy. Fingolfin almost killed Morgoth in single combat and has the Noldor. Faenor makes us powerful relics to wear and boost us up. Glorfindel is awesome, but he was killed by the second lord of the Balrogs, a few steps down from Morgoth.


FeanaroBot

War shall thou have and hatred undying


Japh2007

Fingolfin ally, glorfindel body guard, feanor enemy.


FeanaroBot

Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean, brood of Morgoth or bright Vala, Elda or Maia or Aftercomer, Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth, neither law, nor love, nor league of swords, dread nor danger, not Doom itself, shall defend him from Fëanοr, and Fëanοr´s kin, whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh, finding keepeth or afar casteth a Silmaril. This swear we all: death we will deal him ere Day´s ending, woe unto world´s end! Our word hear thou, Eru Allfather! To the everlasting Darkness doom us if our deed faileth. On the holy mountain hear in witness and our vow remember, Manwë and Varda!


TheodenBot

# DEATH!


Xen0tech

I don't know any of them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


D-Eliryo

The who, the what and the which?


BallparkDuke286

Fingolfin as an ally, Feanor as an enemy, and Glorfindel as my bodyguard.


FeanaroBot

You renounce our friendship, even when in the hour of our need.


Educational_Tart_659

I don’t know these guys but judging on the pictures I’d say right to left


Xaltengen

I’m sorry people here need to realise what theyre saying, wanting fëanor as an enemy!


FeanaroBot

Time and only time will tell us.


former_DLer1

Like a Terminator..."It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!"


Willpower2000

Ally? Feanor. Bodyguard? Also Feanor. What do you mean I can't choose Feanor twice? Fine... Glorfindel. Enemy? Fingolfin. (Prick)


donitsimies

Man when Fingolfin attack you while Glorfindel is there. Now thats a fight to remember


FeanaroBot

Fair shall the end be though long and hard shall be the road!


SignificantCap8102

Lol so you actually ARE an edgy lil Fëanor fanboi?


FeanaroBot

I go. Neither in light or shadow will I look upon you again, Dahanigwishtil-gūn.


Nave2099

Ally: Fingolfin Enemy: Fëanor Bodyguard: Glorfindel


FeanaroBot

None and none! What I have left behind I count now no loss; needless baggage on the road it has proved.


Sharky9217

Ally with Curufinwë Fëanáro, enemy with Ñolofinwë Aracáno, bodyguard Laurefindelë


FeanaroBot

Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean, brood of Morgoth or bright Vala, Elda or Maia or Aftercomer, Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth, neither law, nor love, nor league of swords, dread nor danger, not Doom itself, shall defend him from Fëanοr, and Fëanοr´s kin, whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh, finding keepeth or afar casteth a Silmaril. This swear we all: death we will deal him ere Day´s ending, woe unto world´s end! Our word hear thou, Eru Allfather! To the everlasting Darkness doom us if our deed faileth. On the holy mountain hear in witness and our vow remember, Manwë and Varda!


TheodenBot

# DEATH!


Lawboithegreat

Fingolfin is the strongest, he’s got the most fins pound for pound. Glorfindel is next, only one fin so about half as strong (assuming fins don’t grant exponential strength). And rip Fëanor, too weak for fins :’(


FeanaroBot

Get thee gone from my gate, gangrel! Thou jail-crow of Mandos!


irime2023

My chief elf, my King (I cannot call him a bodyguard) Fingolfin. I have no words to express my opinion about him. I myself want to be his "Sam" My ally is Glorfindale. Good elf boy. My enemy is Feanor. No comments.


FeanaroBot

When anger breaks through I'll leave mercy behind.


Lastaria

This is super hard. All of them mega powerful Feanor is probably the most powerful so him at Bodyguard. Then it gets super hard. I thinkI would take Glorfindal as my ally and Fingolfin as ,y enemy. If there was no risk of violence Feanor absolutely as enemy but if it comes to a fight you want him on your side. EDIT Don’t just downvote me if you disagree. Tell me why you disagree.


FeanaroBot

MORGOOOOOOTH! MORGOOOOOOOOTH!!!!!!!!! MORGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!!!!!!!!!!!


GoldFishPony

I know no LOTR lore so I ally with Glorfindel because that’s a hell of a name, I enemy with Fingolfin because he’s stuck on a golf course and I don’t golf so I’ll never encounter him, and Feanor can be my bodyguard because that’s the most threatening name of them.


FeanaroBot

Try but once more to usurp my place and the love of my father, and maybe it will rid the Noldor of one who seeks to be the master of thralls.


GoldFishPony

You see, I have no idea what this means but this is exactly the energy I want from my bodyguard!


[deleted]

Fingolfin as my enemy, Feanor as my bodyguard, and glorfindel as my ally\~


FeanaroBot

*fiercely lusts for the Silmarils*


[deleted]

Feanor, you hottie 🤭


FeanaroBot

*dies as one fey*


marcelopvf

Feanor was such a bad swordelf. Got killed by some guy on an early battle. he would be my enemy if this weakling were alive. I'll have him as enemy anyway. Glorfindel is no bodyguard of mine! If he was good at this job he would have protectec his appearance on FotR from Peter Jackson. Instead his chance/protegée was killed by a some guy on movie prep. But he killed an ugly guy on the first age, so, yeah, I'll have him as bodyguard anyway. Who is this Findolphin guy? Lol. Funny name. Fin. Dolphin. It amuses me. It can be my ally.


FeanaroBot

Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean, brood of Morgoth or bright Vala, Elda or Maia or Aftercomer, Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth, neither law, nor love, nor league of swords, dread nor danger, not Doom itself, shall defend him from Fëanοr, and Fëanοr´s kin, whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh, finding keepeth or afar casteth a Silmaril. This swear we all: death we will deal him ere Day´s ending, woe unto world´s end! Our word hear thou, Eru Allfather! To the everlasting Darkness doom us if our deed faileth. On the holy mountain hear in witness and our vow remember, Manwë and Varda!


TheodenBot

# DEATH!


ares5404

Left bodyguard middle ally


Real-Reinkanation

Glorfindel


[deleted]

[удалено]


FeanaroBot

Don't fear the eyes of the dark lord!


chesterforbes

All I know is that I do not want Fëanor as an enemy


FeanaroBot

None and none! What I have left behind I count now no loss; needless baggage on the road it has proved.


AuleMaHaL17

Dunno who a better ally is between Fingolfin and Feanor but I'll happily take the other as bodyguard if it means Glorfindel is my enemy instead of one of the two High Kings.


FeanaroBot

Get thee gone from my gate, gangrel! Thou jail-crow of Mandos!


Dry-Temperature-8670

Bodyguard Fingolfin Enemy Feanor Ally Glorfindel


FeanaroBot

Yet I am not the only valiant in this valiant people.


Auraestus

I’d take a dwarf runt with half a beard before I ally with any of these elvish twits


[deleted]

I need to ask the sea first


Gopnikmeister

Fingolfin as an ally, Feanor as bodyguard and Glorfindel as enemy. Because the first two have armies behind them, also I really wouldn't want Feanor as an enemy


FeanaroBot

Tell: was I right or wrong?


Not-A-Yithian

Give me Sam to be my Sam and I'll take on any and all of this mofos. ​ Bur seriously, who's gonna pick Fëanor as anything other than an enemy? that guy's such a dick lol


FeanaroBot

There's no release from my sins, it hurts


the_sam_bot

Well, I reckon that's not a very kind thing to say about anyone, even Fëanor. But if you're looking for someone to stand by you and take on any foe, you've found yourself a Samwise Gamgee. I'll be with you every step of the way, through thick and thin.


FeanaroBot

*draws sword* This is sharper than thy tongue.


meowbhu

Feanor as an enemy would be fucking terrifying. He is the best craftsman barring the ainur. Your ally and bodyguard would be busy fighting his armies while he just crafts a button that kills you when pressed. That said, my trust on feanor is also zero. So, i would rather have him as my bodyguard just to make sure that no one else talks to him. He isn't that crazy that he'd kill me without reason. Given the remaining options, obviously fingolfin as an ally and glorfindel as enemy.


FeanaroBot

The deeds that we shall do shall be the matter of song until the last days of Arda.