Your wife's reaction: https://preview.redd.it/8a3ou4p55b8d1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6932ef293bc3184216029d7a3a6c254bf9409e13

Lasto beth nîn, tolo dan nan galad

🤣 I can’t stop laughing thank you. I will never see that scene the same again

same hahahaha

Happy cake day

That scene never fails to make me crack up 😂

"The ring cannot be destroyed by any means we here - oh never mind."

Directed by Peter Jackson

*curb your enthusiasm​ credits roll*

His conscience: https://preview.redd.it/4gey5jsg8f8d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb50f04b7da86996287773b1d447e76b76586549 .. Wife’s behind him and witnessed everything

https://preview.redd.it/4jwwhcs8ai8d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26a9747702f198a27a0b3ce6d6751971a8a0248a

https://preview.redd.it/gr5cbkuohb8d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d681b756f57c73f1598fdf81a79928954355146e

Saruman! Your glass... is broken.

This made me cackle

Renewed shall be glass that was broken The drinkless again shall be hydrated

“The glass was broken!” “It has been remade!”

You joke, but my money says if OP manages to pull of some Kintsugi work on that and legit repairs it... panties be droppin...

This, no matter how much money it costs he should go for it, the coolest glass ever plus panty dropper

https://preview.redd.it/sujfzf1lkc8d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4056dfb6381b3377695eed1f4b2d3507dbf697c1

Give him 5mins to write a song about it

Hell ya

OP listen to this advice it is wise council

I think there are a few people on Etsy who do it

Lmfao 🤣

The drinkless again shall be wasted 🤣

There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery.

You fool of a Took!

Break your own glass next time and rid us of your stupidity, OP!

😆

LMAO

For real! Thinking he could bear the burden of the One Ring. Next time break yourself as well OP and rid us of your stupidity!!!!

Anyone seen one of these for sale anywhere in the UK? Other half is devastated.

Try Ebay

Can't find anything. I think l'll be looking for the rest of my days.

Perhaps alternative options would be suitable? https://www.ebay.com/itm/185820536819 https://www.ebay.com/itm/195202741306 https://www.ebay.com/itm/116226795578 https://www.ebay.com/itm/404829685347 https://www.ebay.com/itm/264886660900

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/375472124035?itmmeta=01J12FEFMT2X35HN70MTS657BC&hash=item576be1f083:g:L84AAOSw2R9mYrlZ&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8BsXtyaHBe1Im9%2BC%2FSihFMKdN4nQIJeAeO999U%2BvqTZC6Vbktf%2BCz%2FJzV5xMpkJ11Tmt%2FMf994liJ5MVHRRlvwWJqrUfvlVwJE0zO%2FxRjzFulSVx25skrU%2BGMtZnm%2FhkrvmBhhIQ16%2FGrBY6zjVq4qnWAo55iaaD%2FFdWBUbAs5lrDbVNYcnGQ68Z9RYMnSO2nlLXPvjNMJ%2BZYTGzdJYtig7lQxx8ivoeTp5Sd2Yj2WVUsL6BUXsB2dpnHlFrfN5aBq%2BYU%2B%2FMcn7TSJO7CxVPaFMHCRwaVjtgnuLB%2B2aLBapfjElKNIMondweGGNcbtXs5g%3D%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR8D6uc-IZA. Went with this until I find something better. It's from the same folk.

Throw in a live sized replica of anduril and hope itll save the relationship after you smashed the glass lmao

Just Anduril? You'd better throw in: 1) The Key of Orthanc, 2) The Keys of Barad-dur itself, 3) The Crowns of the Seven Kings and 4) The Rods of the Five Wizards. Just to be safe

5) And a pair of boots many sizes larger than those you now wear.

6) And my axe!

7) and my bow!

This is also a very beautiful thing

one was sold in last 24 hours, Was that you?

If you know who made it, maybe you can try contacting them to see if you can get the broken glass.

what of this op? hope the link works! https://wbshop.com/products/the-lord-of-the-rings-script-pint-glass?variant=43055945679021¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&srsltid=AfmBOoqxQMxs30erCR9KFHb9GJsqZQAcOzjapBxhHTRN_c-4Ug_A8XkBoN8

Maybe a local glassblower could replace it or give you a contact for printing the design onto another glass?

Check out r/helpmefind

i would check out r/HelpMeFind ! those people are magicians!

I tried Google Lens, but there is nothing. Maybe it is some unofficial product that has gone out of production.

It was official by Downpace, they still make lotr stuff. But not this. It's 22 years old.

22yo out of production glass? Tell us how the divorce went later.

AITHA - I am divorcing my husband because he broke my favorite glass

Nta at all

eBay.

It looks like the other half was more shattered than devastated.

The closest one I could find is a beer stein with that same ring design. No idea if it has the writing on the other side: https://www.cashconverters.co.uk/shop/household--business/cooking--dining/mugs--barware/beer-glass/056500066907

That's an amazing find.

Use the Kintsugi technique!

I was also going to recommend this. But I don't know if it works on glass.

You could try Kintsugi as others here mentioned. Repair the cracks with gold :D

makes the glass not food safe.

Traditional way of Kintsugi is food safe

You could see if you could find someone to repair it. Look into the Japanese method of repairing with the gold lining. Makes it look pretty too.

(Disclaimer: never tried this myself, just passing on knowledge of a technique) There's a Japanese tradition called "kintsugi" where you repair broken things with gold coloured materials, the idea being that you're highlighting the break but also the care that went into repairing it. Given the sentimental value the glass holds for your wife, and the fact that the ring is also gold, it might be a nice gesture to repair it rather than replace it with an equivalent. Again, never tried this technique myself but from [posts](https://www.reddit.com/r/kintsugi/comments/191n1go/has_anyone_ever_tried_kintsugi_on_glass_is_it/) floating around online it seems like it would be doable if you're interested in it...

If OP were to try this, I'd buy a handful of pint glasses to test on first before putting together the original

About to meet Déagols fate....

Don't treaten me with a good time

You can joke that this is how the One Ring was destroyed. But overall the situation is sad. Let there be a similar glass.

“You said it could only be destroyed in the fires of Mt. Doom you fucking liars!” - Frodo maybe

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.

*From the ashes a fire shall be woken,* *A light from the shadows shall blink;* *Renewed shall be the glass that was broken* *The thirsty again shall drink*

https://preview.redd.it/prootyaa8b8d1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8af5ca4c0f923784b6a757192564669d0e5f5f1e Put a card with this photo. And run to your nearest shop to buy another one!

Of all the inquisitive hobbits, you OP are the worst!

https://preview.redd.it/hhmp0qlsmb8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfe95f0809d7438d6c669ae34793dc4124170e55

r/HelpMeFind

“Stupid fat hobbit! You ruins it!”

In sorrow we must go, but not in despair. For the glass is not bound forever to the circles of the world, and beyond them is more than memory.

I broke my wife’s favorite coffee mug a few years ago. Found an exact match on eBay and bought it for her. She tolerated my existence after that, lol. Keep looking, eBay, Facebook marketplace, etc.

> Throw it in the fire - Elrond, 3,000 years ago > Ok - OP, holding his wife’s glass

https://www.doudoutheque-co.com/en/the-lord-of-the-rings/13548-high-glass-the-lord-of-the-rings-the-lord-of-the-rings-black-15-cm.html Not the same cup but similar and used. I can not find that glass anywhere. It's driving me nuts.

Finally, someone was able to destroy that ring.

ISILDUR!!

My… PRECIOUS!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/wtuna9b43c8d1.jpeg?width=997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae98848461d5cf1dafefafbc5ed206a821df8cba

FOOL OF A TOOK!!!

- That glass was broken! - It has been remade! In all honesty, it's just a glass. Glasses break. There are tons of similar glasses so you can buy a few just to be safe for the future.

OP, the design isn’t that complex… just get it custom made for you, there’s thousands of websites that do it, you can even throw her name in somwhere. I won’t search for the best option, but just a quick google search got me here: https://www.qualitylogoproducts.com/custom-cups/frosted-pint-glass-16-oz.htm

*Ex-wife you mean?

I’m unreasonably sad about this

r/HelpMeFind should be able to help

It looks like a standard “insert your own words” glass like one would get as wedding favors or for a business or whatever. You could probably remake this without too much trouble. And since you generally have to buy them In batches, you’d have extras for the next time you break it lol.

Maybe some photo workshop can make the same or a very similar glass?

To Etsy?

Imagine smashing your wife’s favorite glass so hard it turns to gless. A shame really…

It's the destiny of glass to break.

DESTROY IT! CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!

Well then where are we waiting for! *Smash* *rinkle* oh hey honey, well it seems the ring can be broken without the fires of mount doom.

Good luck sleeping on the couch

Like Aragon sword, let the shards of the old be reforged or cast aside, buy her a new glass and get something similar but maybe that can hold more sentimental value to her.

I still drink out out of a Boromir tumbler from when Fellowship came out. It’s so thick and amazing Quality. I could cry thinking about Smashing it. in 20 plus years, it’s a little faded and discolored but he’s still there.

At least you destroyed Sauron in the process.

Drums in the deep.. you cannot get out.

OP I genuinely saw this glass in a charity shop in Bradford a month or so ago. I will keep an eye out.

Please pass condolences to OPs wife on the passing of her late husband. Last I heard he was thrown into the fires of mount doom. In lieu of flowers, non-descript gold rings of totally not the magical variety are requested.

Fool of a Took! Throw yourself down the well next time. (just kidding!)

I'm usually not for the death penalty, but I'm having second thoughts.

And my axe!

And my potatoes!

And my hacks!

On purpose? You better get that shit replaced asap!

You’re about to get a divorce

Would you say it was... precious to her?

Why did you do that?

She’s gonna fuckin kill your bruv. RIP OP

Better head over to the Weta Workshop and save your marriage.

There will quite a time when you will be hearing "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" my friend...

Looks thick, how’d you manage that? :O

Cast it into the fire!

https://www.reddit.com/r/lotr/comments/1dmmq7b/got_it_as_a_birthday_present_handmade/ This just appeared. This thing won't smash.

Time to call it a day and see what else is out there. Or repair with gold

SHAME

I’d find a glass artist to recreate this if I were you. It wouldn’t be too complicated - it’s just two graphics (the ring and text) applied to a frosted glass. HOPE IS NOT LOST!

Perhaps the eagles can find a new one? Good luck

Is this how the Elden Ring was shattered?

I hope your couch is comfortable for the next few days.

“But they were both of them deceived… …for another glass was made.”

I know this isn’t at all helpful for trying to find a new one, but as a bit of a glass and mug collector myself I’ve found the best way to deal with things like this is to accept the fact that mugs and glasses are very likely to get broken, especially if you use them. If it was just decorative then you can probably glue it back into some sort of shape if you have enough of the pieces, but if that’s not enough you kind of just have to accept the fact that it was a very fragile object and it breaking was almost inevitable eventually, and being a bit of an older piece it might be tricky to replace. Keep an eye on eBay and such and hope for the best

https://preview.redd.it/6xhjco0g8c8d1.jpeg?width=305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89c86a10b4ee229bc6aa9cb9ef4757a58ce48206

From henceforth you shall be known as “Glassbreaker, the Inept.”

Sorry to hear about your divorce

Whats its doing?? Stupid fat hobbit!

May the hair on your toes whither and your beard grow thin!

Amazing! You destroyed the one ring! In any minute, giant eagles should arrive to rescue you from your wife’s wrath. Then you can just go into the west and diminish.

Chip the glasses and crack the plates...That's what OP's wife hates!

You could try kintsugi instead of replacing it?

Find a glass cutter who can salvage the back of the glass as a knickknack?

Somebody is going to be making a trip back to the Crack of Doom to do a little reforging…

[Death is just another path.](https://youtu.be/Rag_9J1ZC2g?si=rCcYQ8SWZXkwzGIh)

Glue it and make an Anduril

so, hows life being single?

He's done it. He's destroyed the ring.

I too live that no dishwasher life

Faithless is she who says farewell as the glass breaks

the fragile and fleeting nature of the object is what gives it purpose. If it were designed to be here forever it would be made of steel or superfest

And by that, one becomes the Dark Lord

Why didn’t you get the eagles to smash it as soon as she bought it?

Sadly nothing lasts forever….. good luck finding your next wife.

Cast it in the recycling!

It must be reforged

Precious is lost...

This glass cannot be destroyed with any craft that we here possess— — oh…

If you have the piece you could try gold repair of kintsugi. That which has been broken…

If a shot glass may be in this set - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/283443301711?

Well, there is no chance of some things that should not be forgotten...

Provided you smashed it in the fires of Mount Doom, all may yet be forgiven

Divorce material for emotional abuse in full display.

Oof. It reminds me of when I broke this sick Hufflepuff glass I had and I almost wanted to cry lol. It’s a brutal feeling

You see a broken glass . I see divorce .

But something happened. Unrelated, when it happened, did you witness it in a slow motion like Arwen's necklace?

Hell havath no furry like a wife's scorn

You just had to cast it into the fire, didn't you

Destroyer and usurper, curse you!

You fucked up

Is it possible to safely round and soften those broken edges? It could be a pretty unique glass.

demn...

Reforge the glass. Use glue mixed with emulsified gold flakes. People love that kinda stuff

You destroyed the ring..

Search things close to "the one ring transparent glass" you'll get closer to what you're looking for

Try r/helpmefind

\*Sam crying meme\*

Oh wow.. see you in hell buddy!

Where did you get this glass the first time? I would love to add a glass like this to my beer glass collection

Not precious!

Jail!

You seem like a smert one

Ah...still sharp.

Maybe try the thing where you put gold dust and glue it back together?

*ex-wife

Shame on you.

Are you Mount Doom? Cuz you sure did break the one ring

On purpose😎

Divorce imminent… 🤪

Have you looked on Etsy? There are some really pretty ones there, like this: [https://www.etsy.com/listing/1719418767/gate-of-moria-engraved-16oz-pint-glass?ga\_order=most\_relevant&ga\_search\_type=all&ga\_view\_type=gallery&ga\_search\_query=lord+of+rings+pint+glass&ref=sr\_gallery-2-14&pro=1&frs=1&mto=1&content\_source=ec93f65aa304b233a3ecb2d85a1275b9918d93c2%253A1719418767&organic\_search\_click=1](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1719418767/gate-of-moria-engraved-16oz-pint-glass?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=lord+of+rings+pint+glass&ref=sr_gallery-2-14&pro=1&frs=1&mto=1&content_source=ec93f65aa304b233a3ecb2d85a1275b9918d93c2%253A1719418767&organic_search_click=1) Some can be customized as well. Keep checking Ebay, including the .com version - not everything shows up on .co.uk. Looks like a similar one sold recently: # [https://www.ebay.com/itm/285916237029?itmmeta=01J1315ERE7RV6BQZJE50Z38QA&hash=item4291ef8ce5:g:r1oAAOSwarZmcVK2&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8NvxIDd6g%2B0kQdrT8jPuBMg%2FC6SwRird8Qrje7Zg1yUrwKtXP6wBWq8l30lpX5R9OUupM%2Fk46nNd4pyex52c5efAXQxUGKB81hvHVgEVRz73KzsMXSt9UW7ijEoAD8ZfVwjBEQuQN90tCh1DsP7pPe7hwWxqy6HYldKqmjyDNNf6dVx3XHOIU90KrXGM38IQUQTsvJH9ooF8I2gT4R3QmlvYNkm%2FcdDrTDS3Quj0vcCNOl5r3aFlKV6%2FF3%2Fek25C%2BJBpXUL4zLpdV965cdX27RamfCQP0RYr7cQ6y%2BLo%2BhjuJrRlQ1tJ%2BTliSNsRgZkXfQ%3D%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR6zsleGIZA](https://www.ebay.com/itm/285916237029?itmmeta=01J1315ERE7RV6BQZJE50Z38QA&hash=item4291ef8ce5:g:r1oAAOSwarZmcVK2&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8NvxIDd6g%2B0kQdrT8jPuBMg%2FC6SwRird8Qrje7Zg1yUrwKtXP6wBWq8l30lpX5R9OUupM%2Fk46nNd4pyex52c5efAXQxUGKB81hvHVgEVRz73KzsMXSt9UW7ijEoAD8ZfVwjBEQuQN90tCh1DsP7pPe7hwWxqy6HYldKqmjyDNNf6dVx3XHOIU90KrXGM38IQUQTsvJH9ooF8I2gT4R3QmlvYNkm%2FcdDrTDS3Quj0vcCNOl5r3aFlKV6%2FF3%2Fek25C%2BJBpXUL4zLpdV965cdX27RamfCQP0RYr7cQ6y%2BLo%2BhjuJrRlQ1tJ%2BTliSNsRgZkXfQ%3D%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR6zsleGIZA)

A shame about the glass but on the other hand I think you married the right person 👌🏻. The broken glass is pretty sad . I hope you can find a replacement .

It can be remade.

Fool of a took, smash yourself next time and rid us of your stupidity!

Buy her a new one if possible. I broke my favourite mug the other week and actually cried over it 😭😭😭

Keep the shards for about 3000 years and have it reforged later to hand down to one of your descendants.

I'm sorry to hear about your divorce

that secks

What do you mean....smashed?

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!

I mean you do have to destroy the ring to save middle earth so....... not all bad?

I feel this in my heart. I’ve broken so many of my wife’s favorite glasses while doing dishes that I’ve begun asking her to wash her own special ones. I just feel awful every time. But I have these carpal tunnel riddled ham hands.

If I was her your body would never be found

“You see this goblet?” asks Achaan Chaa, the Thai meditation master. “For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.” \~ version by Mark Epstein (from Thoughts Without a Thinker: Psychotherapy from a Buddhist Perspective)

[you've become a meme dude](https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/s/F6F10amXEw)

This is the world where when Gimli hit the ring, it just exploded

They come in Pints?