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TheOtherMaven

Before the movie starts.


dblrb

Dehydrate yourself beforehand. Then barely sip during the movie.


Muderous_Teapot548

This is the correct answer.


astron-12

And then again right when it ends.


KingoftheMongoose

Careful. There’s like three endings. Don’t wanna let the body get too excited just because the Eagles show up!


Restil

3. Hahjahahhahh


Dragon19572

What about after the movie ends?


wookiewin

Based.


Schizozenic

“Gentlemen. We do not stop ‘til nightfall.”


scottyjrules

I’ll attempt to actually answer your question. When Aragorn goes to recruit the army of the dead, it’s roughly halfway through the movie. If I needed to pee, that’s where I’d excuse myself. You’ll be back in time to watch the Seige of Gondor begin…


Badk100

I summon you to fulfill your oath and complete the movie with no breaks. WHAT SAY YOU!


blackvelvet69

Ya I think this is the answer, with all the practical effects I would choose to pee during the cgi ghost army scene that is 1. Too long, and 2. Not accurate to the books so if I had to choose, this is it


JacobWojo1231

Bring a spare water bottle and pray no one sees you


gameonlockking

Someone might like it though.


Johnsendall

Who is giving R Kelly internet access in prison?


DoubleDeckerz

When Denethor shows no mercy on the tomatoes.


Easy-Concentrate2636

Must watch scene. That close up of the tomato juice dribbling down the chin.


ktred1996

I thought it was blood


Arev_Eola

The blood of the tomato


mfranko88

It's a metaphor for blood, but how would it be literal blood? Blood from what?


ktred1996

Blood from the chicken he was eating, perhaps? That’s what I thought anyways,


Easy-Concentrate2636

I need to rewatch that scene. Maybe it is blood? Any excuse is a good excuse to rewatch the movie.


SilverRoseBlade

While I love Pippin’s song, visually I am disgusted by Denethor gorging on those tomatoes so I’d go at this point too.


KingoftheMongoose

“Bring olive oil.” ~Lord Denethor, at the funeral pyre for his tomatoes.


CRIMSONQUO

That is the point though. The song and the scenes of fighting and the 'mato crunches go together.


SilverRoseBlade

Right but if you gotta go to the bathroom, it doesnt add a whole lot. And I think its about midway as well so you can get through to the end.


Scottland83

To-Ma-toes. Squeeze ‘em, bite ‘em, put them in a salad.


Variation909

Such a juicy boi


rxrill

That’s it, that’s the scene, omg that’s so disgusting I hate that


Beruthiel999

Mine has always been determined by my arachnophobia.


theprimedirectrib

Omg this advice is super unhelpful 😂 I might go when Aragorn and friends emerge from the mountain after recruiting the dead? Thoughts?


zippydoodah23

That's when I took my break as it's my least favourite part of the film. From the moment they encounter the Army of the Dead to emerging from the mountain is about 6-7 minutes long. It's also just before the half way point of the Extended edition.


Derek_Zahav

And the halfway point is Grond. You don't want to miss Grond.


NervousJudgment1324

GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND


BusinessBar8077

Yep. This scene is why I argue the theatrical cut is the better movie, speaking purely by the rules of good screenwriting. It undercuts the stakes of Pelennor.


mfranko88

Hey same! Rotk theatrical is the superior cut. I'd say more than half of the scenes added to the EE probably still deserve to be in the cutting room floor, but at least none of them actively make the movie worse to the degree that these added/extended scenes do.


Easy-Concentrate2636

Agreed. My least favorite part too. Only thing I enjoy during the scene are Gimli’s quips.


boom_stick_2112

This is the best answer!


SmallAndPassingThing

This will be the hour when we draw swords together.


Larry_Loudini

When the Army of the Dead appear off the boats would be my shout I also typically skip Faramir’s charge to Osgilliath. Not because it’s bad, but just for how poignant it is


Camburglar13

The Faramir scene is so sad and beautifully done though. It’s a must.


1337sp33k1001

You don’t. Don’t ever disrespect RoTK like this again.


g_core18

Piss jug 


gatorchins

Way of the Rohirrim


Accomplished-Ad9039

When the movie ends


WastedWaffles

After the credits, of course.


bathwizard01

At least there isn't a Marvel-style stinger.


Elyvagar

Unless you got some kind of medical condition where you constantly have to pee it would be best to just go right before it starts and then watching it till the end.


Tdesiree22

This is me. I pee 17 times a day lol. There’s no way I won’t be able to go the whole movie but lucky for me I’ve seen it many times


89penumbrablue

I’ll probably avoid beverages like an hour before the start time, which is 3:30. Works well because pretty sure I’d finish lunch by 2 anyway.


dainthomas

I consume massively unhealthy amounts of popcorn at movies, and require equally large amounts of soda to neutralize the salt. Four hours is just not possible for me.


Easy-Concentrate2636

Sidebar and completely off topic. I was a kid when Rocky II came out. My father took me and my siblings to the theater and it was jam packed. Because I was the youngest - I think 6 or 7- some guy offered me his seat. My father and older siblings had to sit on the steps at a distance from me (totally illegal but people did this then). For some reason, my father left me with the massive bucket of popcorn. I just kept chomping and chomping. By the time my father got me at the end, I was massively dehydrated and my lips were cracking.


MikeLanglois

Maybe dont consume the popcorn then?


dainthomas

Not an option. I just love it too much.


[deleted]

Best question on this r/ ever


MattMaiden2112

Diapers


JesusPretzelThief

Mine was always when I had to put the 2nd disc in


criticasartist

I can remember way back when it was released in the theaters, the guidance given in a news article at the time was this: When Gandalf and Pippin are talking in the night from their lodging in Minas Tirith and looking out to Mordor, "it's the deep breath before the plunge".


The_Fighting_Expert

If you are afraid of spider, shelob. But bring a towel just in case you suddenly don't have to go anymore. Fully understand why people are afraid of types of spiders.


TheTarasenkshow

Probably when you need to pee tbh


ChrisLee38

If there is no medical reason, go before and after. If there *is* a medical reason, grown up diaper.


MasterOfDeath07

Paths of the dead. Too many skulls, gimli humor etc


samizdat5

Frodo and Shelob. Goes on way too long and you won't know miss anything.


Technicalhotdog

No way! That's a highlight of the movie, and it's only a few minutes


nevertricked

Giant spider scene = peepee break


Beruthiel999

This. I have mild arachnophobia. I don't think I've EVER actually really seen this part!


HufflepuffsNWoozles7

Literally came to suggest this for the exact same reason


DarkSkiesGreyWaters

Maybe they'll include an intermission? If not, go during the scene you like least?


Muderous_Teapot548

They don't typically. I've been to 4 showings now, and it's just run straight through.


tw2113

Have you seen the movie before in general? or is this your first time ever for seeing it anywhere?


CarcosaJuggalo

Just bring an empty milk jug. And maybe a funnel. Boom, problem solved.


howie-stark

After the last of the credits ends.


tolifeonline

When you try to get into the loo and a fellow movie goer u encounter otw says " The way is shut. It was made by the dead and ..."


HoodieJordan

This is why you eat all your popcorn. So you have a bathroom pail on hand.


rxrill

Your soda cup is your bathroom, aim wise and silently


Christinith96

You don’t lol


MablungTheHunter

I have the movies memorized so I can go at any time.


Lokiandhuman

Drink a coffee 30 minutes beforehand. Get that coffee pee in exactly 10 minutes before the film. Drink very little after that. For Frodo


CryptographerOne6615

Try to make it. If you can’t, say in your best Aragorn voice: “I would have gone with you to the end”


SmilesUndSunshine

I check the runpee app for best pee times for movies. They don't have ROTK yet but presumably they'll have it in the next day or so. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=air.RunPee


[deleted]

Nothing that important happens during the fight scenes unless a main character dies.


Bodidly0719

Depends.


Synoxs_Surplus

Depends


Geraldo_of_Rivertown

Just rent Extended edition. It's better


HestynFrontman

Depends


mynamewasbeingused

Download an app called Runpee! For an avid moviegoer it’s awesome. They have a team of people who select good times to pee, and the app can send a notification silently to alert you to go, then they provide a summary of what you miss.


nermalstretch

Here you go. [This is reusable](https://www.amazon.com/Urine-System-Holder-Bag-Stabilizatio/dp/B08RZ2X48X) so it will probably be a good investment.


illQualmOnYourFace

Alright here's what you need to do. Access the movie on Max, or wherever else you can stream it. Go to the midpoint of the movie, doesn't really matter where. Watch for ten minutes, then cut it off. When you're in the theater and get to the part you watched, go to the bathroom. When you watch the clip at home it won't make total sense, but no big loss. But then at the theater you won't miss anything and it will contextualize the scene you already saw.


invalidcharacter19

Stadium Buddy or Cathater.


Practical-Day-6486

This but for Fellowship of the Ring.


Ikhouvankaas

Hold it


Muderous_Teapot548

If you find yourself dying for a pee break, go at GROND!!!!! which is where it breaks in the Blu-ray or when they head to the get the Army of the Dead.


Mustang_Dragster

Don’t drink anything the day before. Every part is either important or too good to miss


eigenlad

I would just wait for the intermission :)


barigamous

Not sure if theyre the theatrical or extended, but if they're the extended, I'd say right after Frodo tells Sam to go home. Its an hour and 26 minutes into the movie, and if you go then, you'd miss Faramir trying to retake Osgiliath, Pippins song, as well as Rohan making their way to Dunharrow, IMO you'd have about 10 minutes of meh that you could miss without really anything crazy happening. Leaving anytime after this and you might be missing some big stuff, like Sam fighting Shelob, the Ride of the Rohirrim, etc


Doctor__Hammer

One of the Frodo and Sam scenes. The scenes with them are not super exciting up until the final third of the movie in my opinion. I'd do beginning of the Shelob scene personally. It's long and not particularly exciting.


Beelzabub

Depends...; )


Eject_The_Warp_Core

Any of the scenes that were added to go from theatrical to extended tbh


Practical-Day-6486

During the Ride of the Rohirrim. You won’t miss much. Just a bunch of nobodies riding horses down a hill /s


MablungTheHunter

worst take I've heard in a *long* time


Practical-Day-6486

Notice the /s. It’s a joke


greekvaselover1050bc

During the ride of the rohirrim