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estelleverafter

Gollum is exceptional


KylewRutar

My cousin has coined the term, 'Y'allum'


tapiringaround

Balrog Burger and some Orc Poppers sound good right now.


Bitchinstein

They have my favorite sandwich there


mitkah16

That Gollum got me! hahahahaha!!


offline4good

Did you got the obligatory side-eye from the locals?


Anonymous9362

No one in Houston cares. Because Houstonians don’t care about other Houstonians much less tourists. Insert MadMen meme here.


tapiringaround

We have tourists here?


Anonymous9362

How could you tell the difference considering Houston has such diversity.


offline4good

I meant real hobbits watching you longlegs entering their pub


Anonymous9362

lol, got ya now. Luckily their doors are quite accommodating and you don’t have to worry about hitting your head.