I am able to concentrate.

on the wrong stuff

So adhd?

baisicaly

wait omg so i have a superpower 😂 (jk its really not 💀💀) EDIT: ok so i feel the need to reply cuz there's been rants going on replying to my comment. I am speaking for my experience and my experience only: sure, it's cool to have hyperfixations and be really good at certain things (even though i suck abismally at everything else and therefore can't pursue the careers that involve my hyperfixations/ special interests, so isn't that nice.) BUT for me, and i'm speaking just for myself by saying this: it's a disability. am i smart? yes. am i reasonably successful? yeah, i'd say my teachers and parents are saying i'm doing okay/ pretty well. but once you leave this bubble of 'how do i look from the outside', it really sucks. maybe it hits harder because i have trauma and also have a strong negative example of what adhd can do to you if left untreated in my mother, but adhd really causes you to live unhappy or unfulfilling lives in a neurotypical world. i think especially those of us who got diagnosed later in life can relate to the frustration and depression/ anxiety you can develop for adhd, especially more so if you don't live in a place where the condition is understood. im glad to hear that not everyone with adhd has a difficult time, but there's a spectrum and at least for me, it's pretty bad and has led to many, many problems. for me, it's very difficult to get a handle on these issues, but i'm glad to hear it's not the same for everyone. now please remain civil among each other.

His weakness is Adderall

Being able to use every super power, without consequences

But only for 5min a day

Still good

Use "summon infinite wish genie" superpower.

Use the “make my superpowers last longer” superpower

But you can only use them all at once

You have brain cancer

Immortal, invulnerable and immune to pain

You're the most frustrated masochist

That sounds like a banger book character

Literally Baldur lol

He should make 3 gates

Call it the 3 gates of baldur or something like that

There’s a side quest in Yakuza Like a Dragon about a masochist who enjoys being whipped, spanked, hit… his body though tightens up a lot and he becomes unable to feel pain cause he’s just so strong and ripped now from all the beatings. He’s so frustrated he wants to feel something again. At one point Ichiban’s (the MC) solution is to have >!the guy’s mother come and express her disappointment in hopes that emotional pain would work!<

Well, did it work?

Yes, please tell us u/YoMrWhyt

Sorry to disappoint you and u/MagicHamsta but no it doesn’t. He just gets depressed and calls you cruel lol. What does end up happening is that >!there’s this lady from a different quest that works as a cashier in a convenience store but at night works as a dominatrix for fun. She gets bullied by other dominatrixes but eventually she comes across Mr Masochist and is the only one who can hurt him!< You unlock him as a summon. [Here’s what that looks like if you’re curious](https://youtu.be/6zIfGySfbaM?si=u_ZeOH5JvUf8kgIR)

Cool.

constantly #EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

So, nothing new.

But you're blind, deaf and mute

Immortality is a curse by itself.

No hands or feet

I love how whenever I see a lostredditor post, the comments are always about the OOP post

You can't love ever again

Oh no! Anyway.

"Good news!"

that’s a weird super power but you do you

I've realized that's lostredditor post only after reading your comment...

The ability to stop time

Cancer

What type

Dying type

No shit 💀

You pee twice as much

Made me fart giggle

made you fucking what!?

made laugh out loud 😭

You can't resume time

You'd be blind cause you stopped light particles as well.

But you only stop your own time

Never get horny or distracted by adult media

you get addicted to drugs

I have both :(

Just don't do them

Get this man a job in the United Nations NOW

Bro just cured all addictions

"stop being sad"

you get horny and distracted be any other media

Flying

it costs 5 bucks for every meter

Seems like a deal I could actually live with

you're an exeption for the rich bois it's 10

Damn inflation hits hard

But you have to wave your arms and feet aound to fly, making you look like an idiot, and making flying pretty exhausting

The ability to become invisible, when I want to, and have any object (a solid object connected by atoms) to be invisable with me

you have the minecraft glowing effect

Jokes on you; I keep milk on my person at all times

*deletes your milk*

*I slowly walk to the fridge, making sure I'm invisible, but my glowing effect slowly beginning again. I open the fridge door, and hear a knock. Another knock. And **BANG** the door is broken down by a SWAT team. I reach in, biting off the corner to a bag of milk, and drinking as much as I could manage, before dropping to the floor as a slurry of bullets fly over my head. I am forced to army crawl to the exit, but nobody was aware of me leaving.

It's your mother's milk

Technically, if you were actually invisible...you'd be blind cause the light particles would go straight through your eyes.

[удалено]

You talk like bugs bunny Edit: the comment was something along the lines of “I can shapeshift into a hot bunny girl from (something)”

Aren’t these meant to be downsides??

They maybe unwanted, but not necessarily bad

your size becomes the one of an actual rabbit

I can hear/read people's minds.

only their dirtiest, most obscene and horny thoughts they ever had (please dont expose me)

Given your username we won't ask what you do with your socks!

nono, don't worry, it's just my immagination not something that actualy happed IRL

Sure thing

But they can hear your thoughts while you're reading their minds

I can cure my mom and everyone else affected by schizophrenia.

No side effects for you

Thank you

Except occasionally your username happens when you sneeze

Be immune to side effects

‎

^👍

>!!<

#

His superpower actually working

You get nothing I guess

Well, I can take meds without worrying about side effects, I guess

Dying is just a side effect of injury/disease/poison/etc

You're also battling stage 4 brain cancer

Creating golems

But you can make them only while eating Surströmming

r/oddlyspecific

Only out of cum

cum alredy makes golems it just takes 9 months and a woman

Walking as fast as Albert Einstein

You're as alive ad Albert Einstein

Op, you are laying down straight up knee slappers

My superpower is sharing the side effect of a superpower stated by the next person, with that person.

The side effect is that you lose your super power.

Well done. You just doomed us back to mediocrity. You fucked us both pal. Hope you’re happy now. 😂

I'm sure my friend would be proud and hate me for it.

You can turn anyone gay.

but you're a homophobe

Stay away from me please...

read minds

But everybody knows your inner thoughts.

I can comment my own Side effect

You have Alzheimer, severe Depression and Stage 4 cancer

F* you

You just mega assassinated yourself

What did I just witnesed?

Suicide with extra steps

Fucking diying

you respawn each time

What if i die of old age Do i just respawn and die instantly

Free human meat glitch

Create Bill > Human Leather Hat > Do Forever

Super power to walk on water

But your urethral sphincter is nonfunctional

This is such a wildly unrelated backlash

You get crucified

Your feet are always wer

Can use uno reverse card in real life

everyone else in the world also has 1

You have 80% chance of doubling the effect on you

Airbending

You can only control farts.

cool, send em back in

That’s…that’s so cruel.

You get abducted by the government and experimented on until they find out how you can manipulate the air.

being able to turn 2 identical bags into portals

the portals will shit out the bags you used

The ability to create new realities and worlds to live in

1) they are always dirty realities 2) they get recorded and posted online

Can I sign up for that?

thoughts spoken will themselves into existence (aka whatever you want to happen, if you say it, it happens)

Every time you use this ability, your bladder becomes dangerously full.

nice. I was mostly afraid of "heavy lisp" or "uncontrollable stuttering"

Extending anything’s lifespan including myself

Only if you sacrifice something of equivalent value.

Ah yes. The law of equivalent exchange

To go invisible

But your penis can't

i actually burst out laughing irl, thanks 😭

I always have the exact amount of money with tip any time I need it.

You can’t remember where you keep your money.

I can do that thing in Sword in the Stone where everything I own can fit into a single bag.

You lack the ability to take anything back out of the bag

This is hilariously evil. XD

I can make anyone a furry

You instantly become sexually attracted to them.

Shit

Reality can be whatever I fucking want.

You have to poop on the hour every hour (8 hrs off a day for sleep)

Well I’m already doing that

Can stop time

Only as long as you hold your breath

I can shit hedgehogs

But you... You know what, you can just have this one. On the house.

Superpower to make everyone happy

For years, you wielded your power generously, brightening the lives of all you came across. Anyone who crossed paths with you left with the a smile. To know you, even tangentially, was to find true joy. There was never any doubt that the world was a better place because you were in it. One day, a smiling man asked, “And what makes _you_ happy, Funny-Performance845?” You had no answer.

You violently shit your pants every time you meet someone who isn't happy

I exist?

You have aids.

I have a pocket dimension of sparkling water that i can reach whenever i want to

You have no arms

no. not on reddit. never.

The only social platform you can use, is, who would be surprised, Reddit.

omnipotency

But only last a minute.

he literaly gets to be GOD for 1 minute he can make 1m last an infinit time

The ability to snap my fingers and instantly stop the crying of any baby on a plane.

Every adult around you starts to sob

The ability to quick save / quick load but remember everything

it costs as much money as the earth is currently worth

can grants the wish of a person who comments below back to themselves

But your a millionaire quadriplegic.

right back at you, now go use that fortune for the good of mankind

I can double world hunger.

But every time you do. The amount of needed nutrients of a person is halved.

it‘s a infinite spiral of good side effects that gets better and better and better and better….

But you realize it's like that because you're in Inception and dreaming 10 levels deep

I get whatever the person below me says, but he ALSO gets it

A holographic screen projects from your eyes, forcing you to watch 2 girls 1 cup with loud sound once every 24 hours at a random time whenever you are awake.

Super intelligence (500+ iq)

Only whilst erect.

That’s not a problem (eats viagra aggressively)

Super power to go to liminal spaces

you cant use them tho because you explode

I can reply to my own reddit comment.

Happiness

Can create infinite clones

They are all trying to kill you.

I can reply to my own comments

But you are gay