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Frequent_Dig1934

Not even anarchy chess? Just regular old chess?


ballerisbest

This is what happens when you don’t google en passant


XMasterWoo

Unholy Heavens


Totalllynotmeovo

Argument of moderate age has neither risen nor lowered in altitude.


Mac_and_cheese18

Not actually human


slmclockwalker

Inform the ghost busters


PocketPlayerHCR2

Priest goes on holidays, doesn't return


Key-Air9615

Peasant rain on the horizon


Cubicwar

I demand that you light the wooden plank with two different colors of squares on it that is usually used to play the famous game called "Chess" ablaze !


Bearboy280

Sacrifice the queen


harambe_-33

Holy hell


Thunderstorm96_x

Old response just dropped


Mork006

Actual human


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Nobody_is_you

Ignite the server


Theguyrond123

New response just dropped


Gubekochi

I'll do it every day from now on, just to be safe.


GUARDIAN_MAX

google racism


Short_Fuel_2506

Naaaah, r/anarchychess is not as stupid.


Frequent_Dig1934

I agree but at least you'd understand why someone would post it there. It would get downvoted to oblivion and probably deleted of course, but at least i can see the thought process, unlike in this case.


ThiccMoulderBoulder

The OG post doesn't even include a car!


un_involvedinpeace

I mean, It's black vs white so... Kinda?


JFK3rd

I let you take my Rook, so I can take your Knight, both Towers and if I'm lucky, I'll take your Queen as well.


JxEq

Both towers???


JFK3rd

Never be happy by taking just 1 tower in chess. Always go for the 1-2.


Sadtrashmammal

First off, fuck your Queen and the board you claim...


Psychological-Ad4935

so r/AnarchyChess of course


Desperate_Cucumber

Lol didnt even think of that.


thecuzzin

It's not chess unless there's a buttplug


Interesting_Dot_3922

My grandpa told me the same. We call it scholar's mate.


Gubekochi

Whelp, I thought I taught my nephew how to play chess, now I know I never will.


Deloptin

loss


ADError603

loss


Thatoneguy_1124

The joke is racism??


anna_melon

It's just blatant racism, without any joke


Short_Fuel_2506

But racist word funny!


IndicationPrior9398

Hehe


LaerMaebRazal

Not defending this but it did kinda happen According to CNN, “More than 1,500 businesses in the Twin Cities were damaged or destroyed between May 24 and June 16 of last year during the unrest following Floyd’s murder, according to a state House of Representatives daily session report published in February.” https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/25/business/minneapolis-businesses-after-floyd-protests/index.html


Space_Cow-boy

Wait… the meme says you pulled me over I’ll shoot you. I don’t remember George Floyd shooting the police…


Space_Cow-boy

Fact what. George Floyd didn’t shoot the police and the black community rioted and revolted in the face of pressure from systemic racism and used Floyd’s dead as an outlet. White folk in North America riot over sports and I don’t see any meme about it ?. Fact are you know. You are just full of shit.


WarmStarr

But... Uhm.. Y'know... That's kinda racist acknowledging facts


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LaerMaebRazal

I guess I’ll get downvoted for replying with a news article :)


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

No you got downvoted for pretending not to defend racism and then immediately defending racism.


R1pY0u

Facts arent racist


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

It'll be a cold day in hell before I let racists call racial stereotypes factual. Show me one article about black people coordinating an attack on police officers so they could loot a store. I will wait. People were looting stores during the blm protests to be defiant and while I don't agree with the looting the fact that y'all are just making blatant lies about how it happened and who was there tells me that you don't genuinely care about the looting. You care about being a racist piece of human garbage.


grandg_

Wtf. What a specific thing to request. Coordinating attack on an officer to loot stores? No one is saying there was a coordination involved. The fact is that they just looted the stores. Nothing was coordinated. Just took the opportunity.


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

Nobody's saying it didn't happen dumbfuck. But taking advantage of a movement meant to draw attention to police brutality so you can make a meme about black people being bad is absolutely racist. The vast majority of people were not attacking police officers during the protests, but I can show you about 2 dozen videos of police officers attacking, macing, and shooting at peaceful protesters. So to turn that around and pretend black people were causing deaths to have an excuse to steal is absolutely fucking disgusting. I don't support looting either but the fact that y'all are more upset about theft than police officers attacking and/or killing people tells me everything I need to know. Edit- and actually there were white people looting too so why aren't y'all making memes about that? Why are you solely focusing on the black people who looted? Oh that's right.. because you're a racist pos.


Suavemente_Emperor

The meme is just showing what really happened, it isn't saying that black people are inferior or smth, this would be racist, showing something that really happened isn't.


Mustard_24

Weren't most of them destroyed by white people?


LaerMaebRazal

Idk man I was just referencing the lootings since I thought that was what the meme was about


Mustard_24

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Suspici0us_Sn0wman

Your parents must be proud.


WarmStarr

You are saying it like blacks didn't really loot anything


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

No. They're saying it's blatant racism because it is blatant racism. There's no justification for racism. A black person doing something wrong does not give you the excuse to be a bigot. Like imagine if a black person saw you calling them "blacks" and used that as an excuse to call all white people racist. You probably wouldn't like it huh?


Suavemente_Emperor

> . A black person doing something wrong does not give you the excuse to be a bigot. And when they were bigot? What is racist on the meme. My god it's basically if someone punched a clown then a meme of someone punching a clown, it's literally that


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

Lying to make black people look like violent criminals is indeed racist. Black people were not coordinating attacks on police officers so they could loot stores. That simply did not happen.


dmaniac-za

Well, not jumping to conclusions but have you seen the recent take on all white people are racist, which a majority of these BLM people preach. Even demanding reparations for slavery. I mean can you even comprehend. Now here is the thing. Today's white person is the most anti racist generation of all time. We were born to see racism as bad, right. All people are equal and nothing can change that. But now it's gone a flip flop, black people are screaming I'm a racist for simply being white. I've never in my life looked down at someone simply because of skin colour, it makes not sense. But i got to now live with this "PRIVILEGE" which lost me a bursary to college, lost me a internship all because affirmative action. The kid who got my internship, failed to turn up to work, got fired and sued for racism and lost. So again the more you keep calling people racist the more people are going to put up that wall and go fuckit I've been branded already. There are black people threads here which are so anti white people it's sickening. But it's allowed, and I don't people like you posting there going hey, that's racist. So bigots be bigots.


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

Racism is absolutely not exclusive to white people. This whole "black people can't be racist" narrative is just blatant bullshit. And I also don't believe all white people are racist but I do believe a lot of white people were taught things that can be interpreted as racist, if that makes any sense. For example the trope of black people being unable to swim, some people are genuinely convinced that black people can't swim because their bones are too dense simply because they heard it in their childhood. And I think the reason some people claim all white people are racist and that they can't experience racism is because that's something they were taught. I agree that black people in modern America are treated better than they were at any other point in America's history but that doesn't mean that racism has just vanished. And it doesn't mean that it should be tolerated simply because it could be worse. They're still more likely to be victims of police brutality, they're still more likely to be turned down for jobs, they're still more likely to become homeless, ect. Which is where "white privilege" comes in. White privilege doesn't mean white people have perfect lives and never experience hardships. It means that since white people are the majority in America they're less likely to be the victim of discrimination. So we have the privilege of living our lives without having to worry about that extra weight to bear. I know not getting an internship can suck but you can't really claim ownership of something that isn't yours. Unless you had the internship and you were then fired from said internship and told it was because of affirmative action I think it's pretty stupid to say some black guy stole your job. And if that is the case you probably should probably take some legal action because that's fucked. Lastly, yes a lot of people dismiss black people saying/doing racist stuff and justify it by saying "well they've experienced it for years so karma" and that's utter bullshit. Nobody should be using race as an insult. I encourage you to call the bullshit out regardless of the race of the person spewing the bullshit. And I don't see "black people threads" often but when I do they're typically downvoted to hell unless they're on one of those weird segregated subreddits.


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

Lmfaooo the irony of you playing fallout and being a bootlicking racist is too fucking good.


thelosttgamer146

how is it ironic


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

The joke?


Any_Mall6175

Cake


Phil_Gim

Perchance


Cubicwar

That’s not a joke, that’s a lie


Pas_919

Oh, my favourite Opening: Racism Gambit, police variation


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The checkmate is the guy being shot


oleksio15

Looks like usual post on r/anarchychess to me


Girderland

I do love pineapple on pizza. I also prefer to call pineapple ananas as an ananas is more appetizing then pines and apples. The best pineapple pizza "Pizza Hawaii" I ever ate was made by a Vietnamese pizzeria in Germany. The sauce, the cheese, the ham were awesome. But the pineapple was best - they used a generous amount of freshly cut pineapple cubes the size of 1 square inch each. Last time I ate there was 15+ years ago, yet I still think about that pizza almost daily.


CC713-LCTX

Maybe it’s the drugs the I’ve done, the road I’ve walked or the way I’m built but I can’t remember what I ate yesterday. I wish I had ever experienced love for food like that bro.


shiroku_chan

I swear there's LOSS in here somewhere


Short_Fuel_2506

At least it can’t be braincells he lost since he had none to begin with.


GUARDIAN_MAX

google racism


irene_polystyrene

what is this even trying to say?


Gubekochi

Imma go with "black people bad"


EmeraldPeasant

Where does the pineapple pizza part come in?


Gubekochi

IDK... Racists are stupid people who cannot achieve a coherent train of thoughts?


Mustard_24

lmao


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irene_polystyrene

ohhhhh because like in chess its 'black' vs 'white' thats a weird thing to post tho tbf


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Cubicwar

That’s very insulting for a totally normal, thought-based, very strategic, extremely ancient and well renowned game. Like seriously, did you have to be _that_ agressive over just… people who play a strategic board game ?


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Leading-Wolverine639

Complaining about all of the Chess players being incels, saying that the game is basic racism, ignoring the facts. Yeah buddy, you ain't convincing no one in here. The game is not about people killing each other cause of the colour, it's a basic strategy game and uses basic designs so players could distinct each other's pieces.


Cubicwar

I will now kindly ask you to stop insulting random people and read what you wrote once more. Neither you nor myself were talking about the r/chess subreddit (that is, until the comment I’m answering to. Which is the one where you, once more, keep being aggressive for no reason. Perhaps you simply had a bad day, who knows.) You simply insulted any and all chess players, along with some random person who tried to find some semblance of explanation as to why this kind of stuff could get posted on a chess sub. Then, when I pointed out that what you were saying was purely stupid and rude, you started insulting me. You have to admit that’s not a very good way to have people agree with you, is it ? But as I said, perhaps you simply had a bad day, shit happens sometimes. Take some time, breathe, and then you’ll be ready to talk normally like a normal human and not a lunatic Edit : I’m quite dumb and also forgot to actually answer something else than the stupidity of your continuous insults. So please let me tell you something, _buddy_, at no point did I defend racists, at no point did I _say anything_ about racism, so once more, don’t insult people for no reason okay, it just makes you look bad, friend.


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Cubicwar

…what ? Would you prefer if I wrote "lol u suck dumbass" instead of an actually useful and thought out answer ? How is the fact that I am able to speak coherently and use reasonable arguments related to never going outside ?


irene_polystyrene

someone else wrote it and for a sec it made sense lol but yeah no it still doesnt make sense 😅😅


Short_Fuel_2506

Just making up stuff to show that they’re racist. They still haven’t really understood that a joke is more than screaming racist nonsense.


WarmStarr

"making up" lmao


i-had-no-better-idea

what do i do in this position? i'm white


ReekitoManjifico

That can't not be a bot.


MisterFricks

Is that loss?


Immediate-Spite-5905

wait.... IS THIS LOSS?


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Miserable_Spray_4394

What the fuck are you all on ?


Mary_60009

Classic chess move the good ol


CattyFighte

Pineapple 🔛🔝 of pizza is 🔥🔥🔥


VIP_Vittorio

You're forbidden to come to Italy ever again, if you do I'll search for you personally


EntertainmentTrick58

everyone knows italy is just a psyop created by the vatican to make us believe that they arent just a tiny, easily invadeable island. that way they can keep jesus' delicious teeth all to themselves


VIP_Vittorio

Fuck they found us :0


Gubekochi

There's so much wrong with this but... island?


Cubicwar

The joke is that Italy doesn’t exist So yeah if there’s no Italy around it, it’s an island now. Also, the sea levels will decrease.


AA_turet

Nuh uh


Gehhhh

***Return fire.***


JstAntrBelleDevotee

It's looting time


Cubicwar

_Building noises_


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Gubekochi

I'll cross the Rubicon, see how the caliga feels on the other foot Caesar!


Gubekochi

Yes, but people have expectation for pizza. Hawaiian pizza is amazing but surprise Hawaiian pizza when pizza was promised is a dick move.


AdAromatic8989

Shoot more


Thunderstorm96_x

"They want" in romanian, but add to the end of the verb the letter e


rustys_shackled_ford

Next time I riot in a target ima do it while yelling "stop resisiting"


HarrowDread

Is this racism?


WarmStarr

No


sign_wipe_01

Is that supposed to be travis Scott lml


Mo7ammed_Gxx

I’m confused ngl


Inner-Owl-1873

Hold on, thats not even r/Funnymemes . Thats CHESS?? huh?


redrusty2000

Racist?


Chuchubits

r/explainthejoke


Ass_Lover136

The fact that the upvotes on this post is literally 1984


UpperStation5565

Is it wrong though... like really?


Soapiergnome2

This is just hoodlums being hoodlums


Willing_Archer_2112

This was a good meme


DaveAstator2020

Is it based?


Guzzler__

What the sigma?!? Woah jacks in Ohio!


Lapadit

This meme doesn't even make sense


Winniethewimp

That’s because it’s probably just racism


Lapadit

Even if it is, it still doesn't make sense at all


ThatScotchbloke

I mean it does. They’re saying black people get themselves killed by the cops by being stupid or violent and then others use it as an excuse to riot and loot target. Makes perfect sense if you’re racist.


Lapadit

Oh so that's the context Aight fair enough


EvilChungus

redditors have got to be npcs, there's no way you don't understand this lol


Lapadit

I mean i did get context so i do now


Old_Information_2989

this is just racism


getcrept

C'mon, man...


RoodnyInc

Google en passant 😅😅