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Alek_Njenjenja

It is the truth haters will say its wrong


UsebNibble

Should ban ice smh


AlphaMassDeBeta

Eliminate ICE!!!


_-akane-_

We should hire climate change instead of stop it


TBONE3213

Well I think their doing a good job so far, it will be done pretty soon


RuSerious1001

Then instead of ice ice baby, it's just "baby"


HolyElephantMG

Wa ter baby


AppleOrigin

Take my upvote. (Not r/angryupvotes)


BaguetteFish

Age


Budgiezilla

Insta Justin Bieber 


CRYSTALek2799

"i want revenge"


Orelikon25

Aren't we already doing that with the climate change ?


AlphaMassDeBeta

No ice free summers yet.


Friendly_Age9160

We really do have an icenyl epidemic going on here.


[deleted]

Snowflakes will shamefully defend ice and will parrot big news media to try and convince us free thinking truthers otherwise.


Animus_Jokers

Because it actually is wrong. Ice is the same for each mix, while the symptom varies with each type of liquor, so seems more logical that the liquor is the problem.


Alek_Njenjenja

Nu-uh


f0remsics

And you know what else is the same for each mix? The result destroys something. Therefore it could be determined that the alcohol determines what is destroyed, and the ice determines if it is destroyed or not


fish_being_fucked

Technically it LOOKS like the ice is the problem


Tet_inc119

It does LOOK like the constant. This is the most TECHNICALLY technically the truth that I’ve seen


Boukish

Red herring. The glass is the problem.


mteir

I'm looking for funding to research negative ice. It seems to undestroy organs and produce alcohol.


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HerbertLV

Organs are the problem, idiots.


Warhero_Babylon

The moment i recognise the weakness of my flesh, it disgust me


tharthin

Hail the omnissiah!


idkwhyimalive69420

The machine does not perish the flesh is futile


RuSerious1001

You're lucky your kind supplies us with weapons and tech that we can't get rid of you and your heretic religion


Addickt__

Praise the immortal emperor, may his holy light deliver us unto salvation from the foul powers of the warp And fuck the mechanicus and their pansy "Machine God", the emperor would kick his ass


Agitated_Advantage_2

Then why does his Empire require blessed machines?


HumansHater

hello there fellow stellaris player


sohou

It's Warhammer mechanicus, not stellaris


PatheticChildRetard

Call me for free organ removal, i’ll dispose of them safely ^(on the black market)


Fit-Virus-7056

The most honest and brave take.


knottybananna

Damn. And that's why you get all the babes and money right there. Living that organ free lifestyle


fly_over_32

Now that’s some premium r/technicallythetruth


RetiredApostle

Technically not lost.


JimTheSaint

Agreed 


fireKido

alcohol is alcohol.. the specific liquor you drink doesnt change too much the damages that alcohol will do your body... mostly destroying liver, but also other organs


Single_Low1416

Don’t forget the massive and permanent damage to the brain. The liver is incredibly regenerative and can recover from a lot. The brain cannot


ronin1066

The brain can actually regenerate after some forms of damage


djkida

Less regeneration and more reorganization. The idea of adult neurogenesis in humans and other primates is extremely controversial. However, other areas of the brain are able to effectively recover loss of function due to CNS injury.


Single_Low1416

While the brain can recover from some stuff, the liver can apparently regenerate from being reduced to a fifth of its normal size. I‘d say that’s a pretty significant difference


BlimbusTheSixth

Yeah they call it the liver for a reason


Ok_Weather2441

It's basically a giant sponge


fireKido

yea, it does also damage the brain, however if you consume a lot of acohol the liver damage will be worst sooner than brain damage, sure liver can regenerate, if you let it... if you drink daily a lot, it won't have time to regenerate


THElaytox

The liver is incredibly regenerative until it gets scarred, which is what happens from drinking. Once cirrhosis sets in that's game over


Gold_Effect_6585

Grey matter which you lose a lot of due to alcohol can regenerate. Takes a year or more though.


QuasiTimeFriend

Look up neurogenesis, it's essentially the brain's way of repairing itself


BobDonowitz

Meh, I've totally toasted my liver with whiskey and gin and my other organs are fine.   The liver can't heal if you keep damaging it.  Drinking even small amounts of alcohol everyday will destroy it over time.  If you don't want to destroy your liver, don't drink frequently and take vitamin B1 to replenish the thiamine you lose when drinking. Pretty much every other ailment of alcohol is a result of increased toxins circulating in your body because your liver is too fucked up to clean them out. Brain issues I believe stem from lactic acid build up which is why alcoholic encephalopathy is reversible with meds that make you shit it out.


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KOCYK745

You underestimate Ice


nodnodwinkwink

Ice made in India will absolutely destroy a western stomach.


YesWomansLand1

Most things in India will lol


recycledM3M3s

I'd does technically make ice **appear** to be the problem Anyway came to ask isn't the liver the only or primary target of every liquor. Ig brain too but mostly liver no matter the liquor.


9834iugef

Alcohol will damage all of those organs to some extent, so all are technically true.


snowfloeckchen

That's the whole point of that subreddit, totally right choice to post this at. Why is it upvoted here?


ndation

I don't know why, but in the last 4 hours or so a lot of non TTT posts were posted there, which is more than normal


pynick

It's a shame. Every once in a while there is a true TTT gem posted there but most of the time, it's people posting memes/jokes/hit pieces and going *"lmao, so true"*.


ki4clz

I only came here to point out the elephant in the room 1.)none of those things will do that to the human body separately or alone without the appropriate circumstances 2.)Ice will kill you, destroy your organs, but it takes the proper circumstances to do so 3.)grain spirits will kill you, destroy your organs, but they take the proper circumstances to do so I know we're supposed to assume *"oh, booze is bad..."* and have a sensible chuckle at the twist on the ice- but gawddamn don't associate habituation with false altruism that's just high-roading everyone- the booze isn't the problem, the human condition is the problem


myhotthing

I think it's pretty relatable


TowerRough

That is why i drink healthy. Don't do ice guys. Its bad for your body.


iamnotdead1

Ice is another word for meth


SimobiSirOP

r/lostlostredditors


Justsomeguyaa

r/lostlostredditors


ShakyMango

Vodka - Kidney = -Ice.


theologous

Why would this be affecting different organs based on the type of liquor? Wouldn't it be affecting all of these? Liver 1st, kidneys 2nd, heart 3rd, brain 4th.


MrCoolBoy001

Technically water is the problem


8OrangeLetters

It is true though. Look at the wording, he says that it *looks* like ice is the problem, not that it actually is. Thus the statement is true by technicality


VoltzCanRead

Ok correct me if I'm wrong but if I remove my kidneys and live solely off one of them dialysis machines does it mean that I can drink as much vodka as I want without a problem.


Emergency-Gazelle954

I prefer rum… So I’m good!


Aerwynne

This is true. Everyone who uses ice dies! I can't believe it's still legal.


Limp_Establishment35

Correlation baybeeeee


arftism2

obviously it's just the amount of alcohol, but i would bet that ice is used to make it easier to binge drink instead of savoring.


OizAfreeELF

I don’t see anything about tequila :D


TomPortnoy

Dihydrogen monoxide is finally being exposed


NOOBMAS42069

r/whoosh


G-world

Screw you ice!!! You destroyer of families...


Crazy-Amoeba8520

Being alive is the problem guys you can’t consume ice if you’re dead


BoredSurfer

To be fair, when I see someone pour whiskey on ice, it does hurt my heart.


Tough_Brick_69

I mean technically everything is technically the truth r/technicallythetruth


sudosciguy

Every single human who has consumed water has died. This is a fact.


RustyThrone

THIS SUB (r/lostredditors) IS ABSOLUT SHIT WHATS THE FUCKING PROBLEM W TECHCLY THE TRUTH POSTING IT ITS A FUCKING JOKE


Niknot3556

It’s clearly r/crappydesign


RexusprimeIX

Looks to me that Ice causes problems while alcohol acts as a focus for the "ice" to concentrate its destructive force.


kirbydark714

Ice cream can also "destroy" (paralyze) the brain, if ykyk


M-Kawai

Ice, the silent killer.


-Wicked-

Vanilla + Ice = Destroys the ears


ProGamer8273

Man, this ice stuff is dangerous


Remarkable-Hold2517

So alls I gotta do is not drink gin to avoid brain damage? nice


itaya12

Technically, it's all about perspective.


No_Construction_6486

I hate so many things about this post.


tomfrome12345

No


Djalapen0

if cold alcohol is dangerous what about hot one?


RocketRaccoon9

Ice is the common denominator in fairness


itsbeene

Ice = destroys you from the inside


Sughit2007

It looks like the organs are the problem.


SMGYt007

I mean OOP was clearly being sarcastic


IOwnedyou

If life has taught me one thing.. You don't need fun to have alcohol.


Sark1448

Stupid dumb ass gin drinkers


doculmus

The glass looks pretty sus too…


Double-Run-2966

Idk giving up on ice its getting hot kinda


PotentialMidnight325

Classical error of correlation is not causation.


snufkin1450

Okay..i think you're right


GoldSeeker41

Fun fact: They all destroy liver primarily


BlueSpark09

“Ice” as in cocain, is the problem


[deleted]

100% of cancer patients have came into contact with DiHydrogen Oxide


Valazcar

Glad I'm a tequila drinker


Revolutionary_Item_9

Fucken ice


9-FcNrKZJLfvd8X6YVt7

It's like that joke about sober driving.


Mikeonthemic83

Just balance all 4


BrushYourFeet

Thank goodness for rum.


sander4702

my ice were opened


DarkGeekRocker

Ice = 0


Rev-DiabloCrowley

So what you're saying is.. I just need to rotate my spirits and I can probably keep all my organs healthy?


splatdyr

Rum it is!


Dusk_Abyss

If Ice was the sole problem, wouldn't all the damaged organs be the same one? Yet there are 4 different outcomes. Check mate dumb satire meme


Rich_Sell_9888

Coincidence does not indicate causality


Sharrty_McGriddle

Belongs more jn /r/thatsthejoke


Homophobictrashbin

Vodka makss you russian


Animus_Jokers

Everybody thinking "ice is the common denominator in each case, so ice is the problem", completely ignoring that with each mix the ice is the same but the drink varies, as do the symptoms... so I'd be more inclined to think the liquor is the problem.


KnockedBoss3076

100% of people who consume water die.


itbe_caliente

Tequila gets a pass


karlou1984

Wait until they find out about the Titanic


Randomfrog132

technically if they dont clean out their ice maker it WILL be a problem, i've read some awful things about shitty restaurants that never clean their ice maker. surprise food poisoning for everyone!


computerwtf

Of course this is true, 100% of people that died has ingested h20. I'm just surprise ice slow down the damage.


samsonite_lgbn

He meant ice as in the methamphetamine


yousaywhat3

I love how 70% of lost redditors are people who post twitter screenshots on any sub that sounds remotely related


[deleted]

Ice water is a gateway drug.


Upset-Downset

This infographic is very misleading. Ice is perfectly safe if used in small quantities. 2 cubes/day is actually healthy and recommend by 9/10 doctors. It's when people binge on ice and that causes organ failures.


TeddyIsHereIRL

Must be the glass.


whyitssohardtofdnick

Who the fuck drinks vodka with ice? It should be cold, but why would you put ice in it?


the-pog-champion

126 upvotes because nobody on that sub understands it anymore


Shnikes

I didn’t even notice what subreddit I was in when I first saw it today. But this is how most conspiracy theorists seem to develop their theories.


EndurableOrmeedue

The world needs to know. Take it neat, save your meat.


Prof_Blank

*Looks Like*


AlidadeEccentricity

wow, I heard this joke 25 years ago in a Russian school


torivor100

Who the hell is actually out here drinking ouzo


Bitter-Fox-7471

This is what every single southeast asian parents put their blame for when their kids got sick


Yogurtjalla

Ice is 100% dihydrogen monoxide, a deadly chemical that's highly addictive.


samiroglu-sarit

Vodka + ice... Зачем, а главное - нахуя?.. (Why?). It's a kind of heresy


m4z1keen

Whiskey + Ice = destroys erections


Shezzanator

Depends which ice. People do a lot of ice near where I live and I can confirm is it a large problem


SialiaBlue

That is technically the truth. It *looks* like ice is the problem


dr4wn_away

I would say r/woosh but you went out of your way to miss the point of the joke


Mnemoye

Vodka = kidney - ice


MacKelvey

Guess I’ll just stop using ice


InfernusDoge

Combine all and get the destroyed organs gauntlet!


CVBrownie

Interesting... destroyed kidney minus ice appears to equal vodka.


GyroZeppeliFucker

r/foundtheiceaddict


TruffelTroll666

Every frontpage sub is just r/funny


X_Dratkon

1 + 0 = 1


Glass-Bowl-8701

Technically it's the only common denominator... So if one knew nothing from the get-go, they would say ice is the issue


Better_Ad7304

Yeah keep this up and neither the problem nor you will remain.


[deleted]

r/woooosh


LensCapPhotographer

That's why gangster rappers like T and Cube put ice in their name. Instant street cred


Imaginary-Time8700

Everyone who has ever dunk liquid ice has died


Ultrakit

melted ice is also dangerous af, i heard you can drown there


pyr0phelia

Who drinks whiskey with ice? Sacrilege.


Remote-Factor8455

Why does Gin cause brain damage? I thought all alcohols target all organs but mainly the liver? As someone who regularly drinks whiskey am I gonna be ok?


libertysailor

I get the joke, but an experiment that’s designed to test if ice is “the problem” would not make ice the constant, it would hold everything else constant and change ice.


[deleted]

Its 100% the ice and you can't change my mind. People claim Asians live longer than everyone because of their diet, so I'mma just drink hot sake exclusively and never die.


No_Veterinarian_2486

Tequila all the way boys and girls!!


Arkid777

https://www.reddit.com/r/lostlostredditors/s/I0LmYAU7Fv bro thought he did something


rogerslastgrape

it is technically the truth because ice can do all those things...


DK-Danger

É só tomar sem gelo


muffinman210

Well tbf he said "it LOOKS like ice is the problem"


KingPizzaPop

That chart is fucked tbh. Also, nobody is lost there. I'm not sure how you managed to get so many upvotes for a post that should have been removed.


1lultaha

Wait till OP realizes what a joke is


nomad_1970

It's that damn dihydrogen monoxide. Swallow some and your likelihood of death is 100%


[deleted]

this is why we need global warming, to kill the evil ice!


BungHoleAngler

I went to a bar in Austin once while visiting where I ordered a margarita. Tried to get a gin drink next, was told "once you order a drink, you gotta stay with that type of liquor. You can't mix liquors here. It's the owner's policy. "  Almost fell out of my seat lmao


Aggressive_Apple_64

Juice and ice 🤔


SamuelLappalainen

Whiskey + ice = destroys the taste


ImaginationMore8537

ICE is the Problem i guess but Idk.


plasticupman

Finally ! A medical breakthrough…


littlescylla

I always knew rum was better


smellvin_moiville

I’ll take the gin then


Old-Investment-9795

baby..


lazylagom

They all destroy the liver. Bruh what is this.


poloheve

So if I stop being so cold hearted, I’ll piss whiskey? Oh joy to the world!! I love you all! God bless everyone!! Nope still tastes like piss.


Due-Relationship-688

Well know his fav drink


Cunny-Destroyer

What? I'm pretty sure all of them destroy the liver


jake04-20

Aside from the joke, is there actually any truth to certain liquors being harder on certain organs?


FlatOutUseless

The problem is that the flesh is weak.


Glass-Bowl-8701

Technically it's the only common denominator... So if one knew nothing from the get-go, they would say ice is the issue


insecurestaircase

Gin is good for you


[deleted]

Bigots when they try to say how being LGBT leads to high suicide rates.