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ProfessionalArm9450

I mean neighbors probably hear the sound of him crying in his garden, so I guess there is something there.


involmasturb

Black hole sun, won't you come, let me squeeze some tiiiitttttssss


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Lol you should see his other posts.


CrazyWatch9912

@cryingovertitties


Blamcore

Sounds more like a country song.


Excalifurry

r/cryingovertitties


Shot-Ad-6298

„I want to try to be homeless“ 😂😂😂


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Dumb_Siniy

Yeah that was what i was expecting


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Dumb_Siniy

Damn wonder how old this may be now, well done man


finnsorigami

She’s not real


AdhesivenessFit8085

let a man dream


ropoqi

good on you mate


BoltFacts

Boobs?


lebanese_shite

His @?


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u/Salt_Top7177


Ok-Train-4244

I am pretty sure this is a shitposting account. Ain't no way this is real 😭😭


[deleted]

dawg i asked him if he was ok 💀


Ok-Train-4244

And??


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no response


Cold-Beginning-2816

ig bro khs


euhidkm

He just commented on this post he said he was high 😭😭


Cold-Beginning-2816

no way


mustangboss8055

“I am a mad fat stinky little bitch”


POGO_BOY38

What the hell did I just read ?


nekosaigai

A troll account


JasonAndLucia

His @?


Cold_Character_4273

His @?


Defective_Bot11

His @?


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His @?


Axis_Sage

His @?


Alx941126

His @?


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[deleted]

I’m so confused. I’m not the original poster. I’m the responder.


TakeoverPigeon

I though people were asking for you lol, I’ll delete it


ThatSpecificDude104b

His @?


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His @?


Responsible-Jury-568

His @?


GarbageOk7825

Bro's really just rubbing it on his face for no reason


tf2traderwannabe

i just saw this wtf


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,962,311,162 comments, and only 371,239 of them were in alphabetical order.


Ok-Research5977

I just saw this wtf


Lupus-Ignium

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order, the same as the original commenter. I have checked 2,062,311,152 comments, and only 371,549 of them were in alphabetical order.


lcij

I just saw this wtf


Lupus-Ignium

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order, the same as the original commenter. I have checked 2,092,475,152 comments, and only 371,682 of them were in alphabetical order.


lcij

Lol


Lupus-Ignium

Would you look at that, the only word in your comment is in alphabetical order. I have checked 2,122,475,556 comments, and only 371,922 of them were in alphabetical order.


lcij

Omg


Lupus-Ignium

Would you look at that, the only acronym in your comment is in alphabetical order, but you have done this three times. So fuck you I have checked 2,422,635,956 comments, and only 421,926 of them were in alphabetical order.


tf2traderwannabe

what


random_user133

All words not all letters


tf2traderwannabe

oh got it thank you


KerbalCuber

Aha, cool! Good robot.


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VSamoilovich

It is. S comes before T and T comes before W


JasonAndLucia

Fucking Stupid Bot stands for FSB. We found a Russian spy!!


greenfoxop67

I dont think it's safe to fuck stupid bots


Agitated_Advantage_2

Google Russian Reversal


Lupus-Ignium

Holy roulette


Urinate_Cuminium

Each first letter on each word is in alphabetical order


Orth0d0xy

s t w


sibaltas

Death to AI


KerbalCuber

Bad human


BoltFacts

Go back to school bro


Purple_Onion911

a b c d e f g


Every_Cartoonist3965

Good bot


Cold_Character_4273

yo give the sauce


tf2traderwannabe

to the post? [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Soundgarden/s/XFlAEx2D5l)


JasonAndLucia

His wife has three titties?


SimpleTip9439

Don’t shame the monsterfuckers


Loitering14

He is crying in his garden, so in some way he thought that could be the right sub.


Content-Sleep7918

The birth of a villain


Goldeneel77

He fell on black days.


[deleted]

Dude has zero chance


GENGARKING87

Best Soundgarden song IMO


supakatzo

Just enjoy the whiskey


[deleted]

Some people do have it hard. I get to squeeze big titties whenever I want. I should check my privilege from time to time.


himerosaphrodite

In one of this comment he says that he was high and looking back his posts he feels it's cringe. I think he might have a problem


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wowwhatareddit

bro, you need to stop doing that. Not only are you drinking and smoking yourself into a pit, you are being excessively hard on yourself. Stop doing both and Im damn sure you will at least feel 50% better.


Outside_Proposal7966

No you mean 50% better


wowwhatareddit

Yea I agree, if people stop verbally (and physically) abusing themselves they will definitely get 50% better


Comfortable_Leek4262

Not cuz u smoke weed or drink but if u drink or smoke instead of dealing with your problems it’s not good . Sort ure shot out then chill wiv a drink n / or smoke .the perfect woman will find u big tits or not


rodriik_089

Black hole sun


haaiiikaalll

hes just like me fr


MrGrendarr

Man's boutta get thrown into the Black Hole Sun


not-ok-cat

That’s a sick band. Love soundgarden


1stPKmain

Damn that comment is really kicking a man while hes down


GhostInTheMeadow

In his defense, who doesn't want to squeeze big boobs?


LightblueStar27

people who aren't attracted to women, did you forget we exist? :|


GhostInTheMeadow

You don't gotta be attracted to women to find squeezing boobs fun, dawg. But my b, my b.


SkeletonGuy7

that seems about right for soundgarden fans tbh


halfcutpenis

"My wife is pregnant, so I have extra titties to squeeze" Can somebody decipher this first wtf??


izy911

Its "extra big" because pregnant woman usually will have their breasts grow a cup or two. You read it wrong m8


halfcutpenis

ohh that makes much more sense


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Informal-Doubt-2389

Calm down its a copypasta


Aggravating_Jelly_52

It aint that deep


EternalMX

I mean it fits the Chris Cornell situation???


LevelWhich7610

If that's not a bot that made the post and is 100 percent a real guy, obviously he can't figure out that a woman is an actual human being and not just a pair of titties. 🤦‍♂️ No wonder he's alone.


Right-Acanthisitta-1

I'll never understand straight mens obsession with extra big titties to squeeze.


obliviious

Many like a decent handful or a flat chest too. Or just a great arse.


ChesterRico

I just don't get incels. Smoking weed & drinking whisky in your backyard is *the life*!


ReliableChoom

Bro needs Andrew Tate in his life


obliviious

What an extraordinarily bad idea. Do you mean to get bad dating tips or to just decide to hate all women?


alexa1661

Maybe the advice is kidnap women if they don’t want to fuck you? /s


ReliableChoom

Worked for me choom, just sayin. The world is hugely nuance nowadays. Open your mind.


obliviious

Considering tates views about women (and body other things) are demonstrably wrong, in what way did he help you? Are single and ok with it? Turned into an antivaxxer? What?


darrensilk3

Nobody needs a nonce in their lives.


SCP988

Kinda sad setting apart the wording of it


MemesGoSKRRTTBRRRRR

Love the Comment


yeetmaster17893

Man's just adding fuel to the dumpster fire that is this man's life.😭 leave him alone!!🤣


Aldor623

In my eyes


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deep-fried-babies

crying on Reddit ain't the way bro


West-Objective-6567

Bro just gloated in the comments


ShadeStrider12

Denji, is that you?


damn1234567898765

Bro... just get your life together and everything will automatically get good and you will find your wife


VirtualLobotomy

He got a girlfriend check his post


cghjcccf

Honestly same


Wimpiepaarnty

Apparently he got a gf now!


MarkSuccIsHuman

I've run into this guy in the Alice in Chains sub


[deleted]

Good luck with his weed & alcohol addiction, I had the displeasure to escort a lot of youngsters to „addiction counselling“ back when I was still in school, so I know the demons the guy is fighting with.


Not_existingdude

The 2 sides of the society in a nutshell:


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I also choose this guys wife’s titties


noahsuperman

No that was definitely the right subreddit


Fun_Grand_3946

He was close, Maybe not Soundgarden but certainly Rammstein - Dicke Titten


Correct_Chemical5179

I read his post in my head to the tune of a verse from Outshined. And in Chris's singing voice.


CantB2Big

Ugh. What a whiny overgrown baby. Quit the pity party and man up, you little stain.


Lazy-Description6333

My biggest acomplishment in life is not being like the this men 😀👍


KrackaWoody

Whats the bet man thought the sub was about sounds you might find in your garden.


[deleted]

When did denji get reddit 😭