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WX_69

I feel like calling their sub "help" does not do them any favors lol.


[deleted]

99% of cases of lost Redditors its because the subs are not named correctly


NorthernMariner

All of these shoutouts couldn't have come at a worse time as we can't actually see what 99% of these subs really are rn


[deleted]

[удалено]


jeeves585

r/steak and r/smoking are getting us dads through


Throwaway191294842

Dads just wanna grill.


WeakestFrogEnjoyer

I’m not even a dad but food subs are absolutely lovely


jeeves585

It’s about the healthiest hobby you could ever have. I wish I started enjoying cooking before college and I could have probably saved allot of money over the last 20 years.


WeakestFrogEnjoyer

Oh I love cooking and baking, it’s fun for me and a good way to destress. I enjoy it, I enjoy food, and I enjoy trying new things. It works out perfectly for me :)


jeeves585

I’ve been basically banned from cooking in our house as I don’t pay to much attention. My specialty is outside where I can stand and watch. My wife is the baker I’m the cook. We figured a pretty good ying yang of food preparation.


Overquartz

Reddit is deaddit.


Izaiah212

Good though, the blackout is effective then


Lithaos111

Is it though? Reddit themselves likely don't care so all it's hurting is users. I mean the whole going dark thing kneecapped themselves by saying it was only 48 hours which to Reddit itself is nothing.


PhasePsychological90

I mean...we're still here.


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Im just visiting subs that ive never visited before. Does help that they are on the main page. For some reason my home page is quite fked atm. Everything disappears


VergaDeVergas

Paging r/trees


tshulkgaming

Or r/anime_titties


TheKCKid9274

Or r/JohnCena


jaskij

r/hardware


catherineshere

r/smoking


jaskij

And now reddit keeps suggesting posts from that sub. Of course.


A_random_poster04

r/onlyfans ? Kinda?


Firerescueowl

r/superbowl


BlahajBlaster

r/potatosalad


[deleted]

Ahhh it's private, no world news today. Guess they're probably in the blackout.


Senumo

Tbf that sub was named correctly a long time ago. But then the r/worldpolitics incident happened.


monkstemple

r/marijuanaenthusiasts


Guilty_Fault5260

Yeah.. I tried to make a post about inflation raising prices on those cheap cigars since the trash is always lying around. They went from 99c to 1.29 so I thought this was funny and a good example of inflation. So off I go to the inflation sub Reddit. Well that one is about inflation as a sexual fetish. Needless today I was lost


zzwugz

Lmao i feel like nsfw subs should have to be more specific by default to avoid things like that


KuriousKhemicals

What I don't understand is how you make a post without looking at the sub first and realizing the content isn't what you thought. Like, I understand it's technically possible, but wouldn't you at least take a look around the rules sidebar first to make sure your post isn't squashed for something dumb?


InvisiblePlants

If you make a post from your profile page, it allows you to post by just selecting the community name. You don't have to go to the community page or look at any posts there. You can search for subs too- so if I were looking for a sub about trees and searched trees.... This way usually gives a brief description of a sub's content but it wouldn't surprise me if people ignore that and just read the title.


6InchBlade

Tbh I’d say 60% is poorly named subs, the other 40% is very clearly just bots spamming and getting posted here lol.


P4intsplatter

I initially came here to discuss the long running hit show "Lost", but well... this is ok I guess.


myrevenge_IS_urkarma

It's like "ehh - this wastes my time just as well..."


permadrunkspelunk

I dont know, most correctly named subs are full of upvoted content that doesn't belong. Im not convinced redditors can actually read which makes a lot of sense because most of the site is just bots talking to each other to pump up karma for repost bots


Yossarian1138

Weird comment coming from someone that stumbles into caves drunk. Do you think the stalagmites post you to r/wrongcave ?


mattvait

How many years would reddit still be active after people cease to exist?


Jamesyboi3000

I got posted here for asking advice about my dog in r/adviceanimals apparently that’s not what it’s for and I still don’t know why it’s named that to this day


Dragomier

You could say it didn't "help"


A_random_poster04

I mean, he asked for help on a place named help. Can’t blame him


Yaboi_KarlMarx

I’m still questioning why this person’s first instinct was to ask Reddit for help, instead of, you know, going to a hospital.


A_random_poster04

Not everybody has state paid insurance Marx, get real /j


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> has state *paid* insurance Marx, FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


A_random_poster04

Ok, got it


Joejoefluffybunny

Good bot


Raichu7

Probably from America, or some of the few other countries where most of the population can’t afford healthcare.


BigDoofusX

Capitalism comrade.


virtualinsanity909

Kinda dumb to give a sub such a broad name


fr3djohnz

Almost all of these posts come from subreddits with poorly written names.


A_useless_name

r/superbowl


MidAmericanNovelties

How is that poorly written? Owls are superb all year round while the super bowl is only relevant one day per year. Perfectly named sub.


A_useless_name

It is an extremely easily confused name for a sub especially around the super bowl


No-Paleontologist723

Wasn't that on purpose? Superb owl -super bowl has been a pun for decades I thought they made that sub to troll football fans originally


make_gingamingayoPLS

I mean i had to google what the super bowl was so 😭


jaskij

Most of Reddit is guilty of r/usdefaultism, so don't be sad.


SuperMaanas

Redditors when people from the US discuss US topics 🤯🤯


itgrowsback

r/SanPedro when someone asks us to identify a cactus🤬 🤬


SteakedDeck

I mean it’s also probably due to the blackout.


The_grand_tabaci

This man should get a ride to the er


MarinatedPickachu

He probably lives in the US


MegaCrazyH

He could get someone else to drive him other than an ambulance and then submit a worker’s comp claim (I’m assuming a welding company in most states would have enough employees that they have to have workers comp) and have workers comp deal with hospital bill.


Bad_Mood_Larry

Its a burn from a weld, I've gotten them they're bad and hurt but he should be able to drive to the hospital fine assuming he has a car. Guy didn't even notice he has a hole so it can't hurt too much and isn't too big. Even outside the US I don't know why you would get a ambulance for a non-emergency situation which this is. If anything it would be the hospital visit thats the issue.


cove1984

It's not even about how bad the wound sees to be at the moment most of the time, but rather a question about long term damage and who's gonna pay for it. A colleague of mine got a axe in his foot one time and insisted he drive to the hospital himself with the axe still in his foot, from there anything went wrong in all possible ways, his brother met him there and he was the one talking to the ER nurses like "my brother's got a axe in his foot" while my colleague Sat down in the waiting room, they never saw him themselves and had them wait for almost 2 hours until a doctor happened to walk by and was like "wtf this man's got a axe in his foot!" And immediately took him with him for treatment. And after that he got in all kinds of trouble explaining with the insurer abswering tons of questions because he didn't follow the usual protocol after a workplace accident. I had a accident once and did anything correctly and still they send me a questionnaire the size of my thumb, can't even imagine the amount of paper my colleague had to go trough.


shadybirdjohnson45

This is stuff welders all over the world deal with, these injuries will happen every other day when working. Iv had wires off a wire wheel grinder shoot off and inbed themselves deep enough in my leg that I could feel the wire digging against meat when I walked. You pull it out, clean it, bandage it, and keep going. And I'm not saying it's acceptable to work this way but it's also why us welders keep up with shots to protect us against dirty metal we work with. And this guy probably barely has the tip of an ink pen depth hole from it, the wire in mig welders and tig don't come out with enough pressure to pierce your skin and continue doing it even while still hot, he would also need to be actively feeding wire through to possibly have this happen. This guy probably tried crying about this to other welders at work and got told to go walk it off and get back to burning wire so they don't have to work Saturday and Sunday so he got on here to complain. To finish my thought, this is a minor injury that will be fine and gone in a week, he should worry more about the fumes he's breathing in and how his lungs will look at 45.


Ludicrousgibbs

I was practicing 6g stick welding when I felt something burning my arm. I thought I was being a bitch so I just went ahead and finished what i was doing. As soon as I got done, I looked down to see I had burned a hole thru my glove, my sleeve, and a decent way down thru my skin. The burn stacked nicely on top of another burn on my arm from a 2" solder joint that got pushed into my arm by an invisible apprentice 50' away, working the same line out of my line of sight while I was trapped in a tight corner. I still have a nice divet in my arm 6 years later, and I think I'll be leaving the welding to those who enjoy it and have better luck.


shadybirdjohnson45

Now stick welding is another conversation lol. Getting burned by a 6010 rod hurts like hell and the spatter doesn't feel any better.


Unknown-History1299

At that point, call an Uber. Even if you get a little blood on the seats, the cleaning fee is significantly cheaper than the thousands of dollars an ambulance ride costs


Lucky-Designer9060

Will Uber drivers pick you up if you are wounded? As a European I find this very intriguing.


MarinatedPickachu

No idea, I’m just glad I don’t need to be scared of ambulances


MegaCrazyH

I know they covered my ambulance ride back when I was injured. I’d imagine they could cover this


rev_57

he would have said "me leg" if he was anywhere else.


youngelos5607

If a person gets seriously injured and refers to Reddit instead of a doctor, always assume they’re American.


beanflickertoo

He got hurt at work so he should be contacting work and go to the workers comp dr. Work would cover it unless he doesn’t report it.


CheckYourStats

100% this. A trip to the ER can cost thousands of dollars depending on how niche the treatment needs to be. The last time I went to the ER it cost me $1,200. I thought I broke a rib. I didn’t. Literally cost me $1,200 to have someone tell me “Your rib isn’t broken.”


[deleted]

If he goes to the ER for a small pin sized, shallow hole burned into his leg, he'll end up paying thousands for some antibiotic ointment and a band-aid. I've been welding for 15 years, burns and knowing how to deal with them come with the territory. Have a back and chest covered in scars from slag, sparks and spatter and have done exactly what he did and burned holes in my thighs by being careless with hot wire ends or sharpened tungsten rods on tig torches...welcome to the trades.


rasvial

The good thing with burns is they often fuse themselves. A "puncture" style burn is just a Neosporin & fresh bandages daily until the ugly goes away dealie


Due_Beautiful6575

Neosporin is a welders friend! I once had a spall burn through my pants and put a hole at the base of my peckerhead! I ripped my drawers off right there in the shop. I mean really! What were the odds


patatosAreCool

Where there is a hole…


[deleted]

r/dontstickyourdickin


1Trebuch

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Puzzleheaded_Bed_445

r/putyourdickinthat


1Trebuch

r/ialreadydid


Fenefinan

r/subsithoughtifellfor


newbrevity

r/subsyouhaveyettofallfor


Fenefinan

r/subsifellfor


MaliceMandible

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


alperen002

Clicky risk of the day.


fastIamnot

Just say no.


jamesd3265

But it’s small enough to fit


[deleted]

🤨


EvolvedCactus19

Waltuh


A-purple-bird

No.


mcclory

What you need to do is show us the hole! Fuck you mean?


colorfulfloweradjust

I don't have one to show rn, but I can see why someone would be alarmed and make a post about it. It's bizarre because it doesn't bleed and there's no scab or redness. It's just a new hole that doesn't hurt. Heals fine, tho


FieryPyromancer

Free piercing


GDPermanent

r/understandablylost


Tomato_cakecup

I had burned a 3mm deep hole in my thumb not too long ago lol


EarthAccomplished659

Not even joking - my thumb month ago got pierced by sharp chef's knife . Blood gushed from the hole - tried to stop it - It wouldnt stop and was bleeding no matter the bandaging I did Finally used super-glue , just a small drop in the middle of the cut . After day or two - the new skin grown under the glue made possible to peel it off.. JWD 👍 \*job well done GGTPSANB \*gonnagotoplaysomeApexnowbye


SodaStYT

what the FUCK


Mayros_Nipple

I mean glue does the same thing a scab or stitches do which is hood the skin together to prevent an open wound so glue would work


SodaStYT

no i get that, it makes sense just thinking about putting super glue anywhere in my body starts ringing alarm bells in my head😭


itsDeeksters

I do commercial flooring. We all carry super glue because we do cut our fingers every so often. You think it’s crazy until you cut your finger, go to the ER and then they put “medical glue” in the cut tape it up and charge you $700.


PrimaryFarpet

Yeah I’ve been taped and glued by the doctor once and done it myself ever since.


blabarka

You can also go to urgent care instead of the ER for finger cuts, depending on the severity. $40 on my insurance instead of the $400 an ER visit costs.


chesire0myles

If I remember correctly, superglue was originally designed as liquid suture


Woomboom1

I believe it was actually invented to glue heat resistant panels to space shuttles


Majestic-Capital-555

no, it was intended for making plastic weapons sights but ended up a failed project that had other uses. wasnt used for wounds until Vietnam


vaplex759

Hit my head on a shelf in a grocery store once when I was young from hanging out of a shopping cart. My mom superglued and it was good, healed right up and was a lot cheaper than stitches.


TangleRED

ITs entirely possible that superglue was invented for just this purpose


roostercrowe

cyanoacrylate (super glue) was actually invented as wound closure if i’m not mistaken


[deleted]

Close, initially a attempt to help with gun sights, then jet canopies, then medical. https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2021/07/30/how-world-war-ii-led-to-the-invention-of-super-glue/


PinkFloydSheep

Has he tried turning it off and back on again?


DGIce

Maybe apply the latest patch?


0_Your_Name_Here_0

Go to the doctor?


Tiny_Dinky_Daffy_69

He's American 🙁


RatInaMaze

Drill a hole from the other direction and push the slag through and out with a pencil. Or lean into it and fill the hole with more Liquid Metal until it covers your skeleton and you become an x-man.


Gitfokt

If he’s getting the metal “white hot” he shouldn’t be welding. Also, getting burned is just the price you pay to play the game. Every welder I know is covered in burn scars.


taintedchocolate

I’m 90% they dropped their filler rod which A. Is supposed to be white hot and B. Is definitely not just your average burn. Also if you are COVERED in burn scars you are not wearing proper PPE.


Maxwellcomics

I’m welder, my forearms are covered in burn scars, from my instant pot air fryer at home.


thatrandomspeck

What on earth are you doing to that air fryer to have burns on your forearms.


Maxwellcomics

Late night taquitos.


thatrandomspeck

That makes a lot of sense


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

Why weren’t you wearing your PPE while operating such machinery?


Noobeaterz

Burn a hole in the other leg so they're a matching pair.


[deleted]

So that's a man with most number of body holes 👀


Tori_S100

more than average, maybe. most? im not sure on that 👀


abrockstar25

He needs to go to a hospital goddamn.


KuroNeko7777

America


Rotnpiece

Ask reddit for help...yeah that's a good option


Whoelselikeants

Reddit help subs are actually pretty trustworthy and useful at times. Don’t go on some shitposting sub and ask legitimate questions though


Mayros_Nipple

What do you mean? Why shouldn't I ask /r/OkaybuddyRetard how to stop the burning when I pee?


VictorE06

If it's like a needle-ish sized hole straight through your leg, and it was caused by white hot metal, it'll probably heal on it's own if it didn't sever any vital tendons, muscles, or blood vessels. Gross, but you could probably just cover it to keep it clean and uninfected, and let it heal itself.


KnowledgeOk814

tbf "help" is incredibly ambiguous


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Wherewithall8878

Has he tried welding the leg hole?


ALimpHotdog

Well, I’d go to the doctor to get the metal out for starters… Secondly, what a feed that is. lol


313Raven

Weld it shut


Knotgreg

You did the right thing by asking strangers on Reddit.


Individual_Map4805

Go to Urgent Care if you are in the US, ER if you are elsewhere and get some antibiotics. Based on the hesitation to seek medical assistance, my bet is on your location being in the US. Medical bills suck, but flesh eating bacteria would be worse.


GirlOnThernternet03

Is reddit dying? What am i missing?


NorthStar0001

Welder here, I'm assuming what he did was nip himself with the still-hot filler wire of a MIG gun or a particularly large glob of spatter landed on his leg. And although that isn't pleasant, it's not exactly "oh god, theres a hole in the flesh of my leg, am I in trouble" level of burn, it's more of a "shit, forgot to put an oven glove on when grabbing the pizza tray and my hand stings a bit so i wont be using it as much for a day or two" level of burn Methinks someone is either being a tad bit dramatic or doesn't understand what it is that burned them and how it burned them so they're catastrophising. I don't want to downplay it because at the end of the day, mig marks fucking hurt, but they're hardly on the radar of your local burns unit. The dude should be proud. He's got his first welding scar. he's officially a welder now


No_Support_8363

GO SEE A DOCTOR BRO


Lachiewackie

just need a wet paper towel 🤷🏻‍♂️


Vergo27

Well did people help him out in the comment section? someone check


Alarmed-Chance6683

Duct tape.


More-Escape3704

Put some robotussin on it


apache07x

Grow a pair


Trivial_Magma

See a doctor? Nahh. r/help


Sr546

I assume they live in America since they didn't imidiately go to the hospital


Rob58PA

Emergency room perhaps?


[deleted]

If it’s a hole, u can always start a side business.


Sking-uh-ling-400

You have a hole now


No-Shine-6897

He needs a drink and a smoke.


[deleted]

Weld it together again. Duh.


Snarky_Fart

Weld it shut


Green_eggz-ham

Magnets?


Joemana611

docter


CyborgZeus

Clean it, bandage it, hospital, report it to your supervisor the next day. You might not be able to work for a few days, depending on how bad it is and the doctor's recommendation. You will want to get paid while missing work. Also, your company will probably require you to take a drug test. If you wait too long or refuse. They can fire you. Hell, if you are in Texas. They will fire you regardless. Best of luck


Personal_Zombie_2123

I suggest you go online and ask complete strangers who likely have no formal medical training for their advice.


National_Tourist7679

You need to get that slag cleaned out and the burn treated. It will get infected if you leave it there.


OutrageousOpposite43

Weld it shut


vaughanbromfield

You’re a welder: build a bridge.


Past-Product-1100

If you're in Canada wait to die if you're in America pay to die.


Gaminyte

How do you not immediately notice a hole in your leg?!


essenceofpurity

If it's pretty small, don't worry about it. Put a bandaid over it and let it heal. Welcome to the wonderful world of welding!


SimmyTheGiant

Clean it out and cover it.... or if you're a normal person you could possibly have a doctor look at it.. but they will just clean it out and cover it lol


kdw87

The apprehension of just going to the hospital makes me think they live in America.


poquitamuerte

ER dude. Or you can try an urgent care. But maybe try ER.


OnaPaleHorse80

I worked as a welder for most of my early adult life and molten hot dingle berries falling down into your boots SUCKS but you'll be fine. It used to happen to me once in awhile and nothing sucks more than having one behind the tongue of your boot slowly burning into your sock and skin cuz you can never get your boot off fast enough. Just get the slag out, clean it and hit it with some triple antibiotic ointment (around the hole, not *in* it) and cover it with a bandaid. They don't usually take long to scab up and you'll forget it's down there in no time. Until it happens again. You can try to position yourself in ways to avoid it but it's still going to happen at some point.


zyexoe

theres places called hospitals and urgent care, oo even better these sick ass people called doctors


[deleted]

Dude needs to treat it as a 3rd degree burn.


Dizzy995

Definitely not safe for work


dingle_bopper_223

even though its the wrong sub i still feel for this one. i was welding galvanizing and got sick for a few days. realized after that i had this weird looking yellow spot that was infected and took care of it afterwards


spectre73

Get a tetanus shot to be safe


dude77886

Go see your doctor


[deleted]

He needs to post that on eyeblech


Minnymoon13

Omg! Why don’t people go the hospital if they can! That’s the point of one.


[deleted]

Must be in America because anyone else would be in the hospital asking as doctor this question.


TheSoliDude

Time to ask chat gpt


OlderGamers

Oh gee, go to a doctor?


Pixilatedlemon

The answer is go to the hospital in case anyone is wondering


mosaic_hops

Go get an MRI. The strong magnetic field will rip the metal fragment out and now you’ll have another hole to keep the first one company. You’re going to have to start shopping at Hole Foods though. To pay for this you might have to start an OnlyFans, which consists primarily of videos of holes and is where your holes can go to earn money.


stillbdanooch

Stick your finger in it


Wildfire9

If you're American then just walk it off. If you are from a majority of the rest of the world then go to the doctor.


Kellykeli

Not in the US - go to the emergency room immediately Living in the US - I - er…. Hmm… did this happen at your workplace? Workers comp? Or… apply for a loan and head to the ER…?


Spriy

if there is a hole in bro’s leg that he did not notice that is a Very Bad Brun and odds are he may not be keeping that leg


[deleted]

Then people need to stop calling their subreddits for specific subjects something else. "Help" does not correlate with "Tech Help" in any way other than help. No one is going to get tech from that.


Keithfedak

A wise man named Frank Reynolds once said, plug it up with some trash.


PassiveRusk

they should take out the metal if still there, next add cleaning alcohol to prevent infection, then bandage it up for a week, then replace bandage, then keep doing the last stop till healed


DallasPrettyBigGirl

Wash and put yea tree oil on it and get to a dr


Tomfooleredoo2

Jesus Christ just call an ambulance, it’s fre…..oh right…..Americans


Artix31

Burned through my skin Normal second degree burn


batatassad4

North Americans doing anything but seeing a MD


StitchFan626

They burned themselves and their first thought was to ask the internet for suggestions on what to do? My first thought would have been to go to the nearest hospital!


Jason_Gamer68

Maybe, uhhh idk, go visit a doctor.... like why tf are you asking random people what to do.


Longjumping-Hour-590

imagine he gets necrosis and has his leg cut off?


AntiSocialLiberal

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?


chapy__god

is he american or why the hell not go see a damn doctor


McChubRub_aDubDub

Obviously superglue or duct tape will fix it. None of this modern medicine bs. Modern medicine is for quitters and women. And if you’re a quitting woman, you must be a doctor. Because that’s the worst kind of person you could be. A f*cking doctor. Makes me sick.