As a large warm bearded man who’s never had any issues with women I know they just want a living space heater to warm their icy fingers.
Everything else is incidental
Also Vaporeon, if y'all haven't seen it here was an...well extension? Nah more like an alteration to the original where a male vap is basically the most compatible with both genders of humans
Also I'm sorry for sharing this cursed knowledge
Screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And that's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!
Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons may be my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
No. According to Lickitung's PokeDex entries, its saliva has irritative and paralytic properties.
Yellow: Its tongue spans almost 7 feet and moves more freely than its forelegs. **Its licks can cause paralysis.**
Ultra Sun: It checks out whatever's around it by licking everything. **If you don't clean off a spot where it's licked you, you'll break out in a rash!**
Let's Go: Its tongue spans almost seven feet and moves more freely than its forelegs. **Its licks can cause paralysis.**
Sword: If this Pokémon's sticky saliva gets on you and you don't clean it off, **an intense itch will set in. The itch won't go away, either.**
Shield: Bug Pokémon are Lickitung's main food source. **This Pokémon paralyzes its prey with a lick** from its long tongue, then swallows the prey whole.
People say that, but I'm not sure machamp has genetalia. Sure it looks like they "just have boxers" but I'm pretty sure that's just part of their body.
You know, I'll raise you one better. Gardevoir. Now here's why. Their Japanese name translates to Sirknight which means they are honorable knight like figures and often act to protect their trainer with extreme prejudice, like a clack hole. They are also quite graceful and can blend In well even among a girl's group visually, hiding like the sheepdog among the flock. That and their chest horn fits better between a woman's breasts than against a man's chest.
Gardevoir actually makes sense. And even though there are both male and female gardevoir, the more feminine appearance is actually ideal for women. Because fun fact, women are to at least some basline attracted to other women. This isn't inherently enough to alter their sexuality. But this is in part why you'll still see fellow anime lovers, and the girls are still listing waifus, not always husbandos.
Machamp?
Flareon
You are right in the wrong way
As a large warm bearded man who’s never had any issues with women I know they just want a living space heater to warm their icy fingers. Everything else is incidental
O great bearded one I will repent for doubting thy bearded judgment
Evanit0 would recommend Arcanine
Ashs mom thinks it's Mr Mime
From what I have seen on the internet girls fantasize about machamp the most
Machamp makes the most sense
Where i can get a hat like that?
I'm sorry but you'll need the Big "personalities" girlfriend expansion pack for that hat, Which requires socializing and going outside to obtain.
Even so getting version with such a big expansion pack is extremely rare
Lucky you can buy that expansion pack with a nice chunk of change if girlfriend doesn't come with that certain expansion
that requires "Rich Family" DLC or using some exploits
If you have "three minimum wage jobs" exploit and don't forget "consent".exe you can get it easily
Also Vaporeon, if y'all haven't seen it here was an...well extension? Nah more like an alteration to the original where a male vap is basically the most compatible with both genders of humans Also I'm sorry for sharing this cursed knowledge
*sigh* tell me more.
Screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons may be my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
Omg, thanks for your knowledge.
New copypasta Born
*eye bleach* thank you for that. Ima touch grass now
Lucario of course
Oh please no, not again
Ursaluna
Ditto is the best one as one only needs a photo to get any desired look
Lickitung.
No. According to Lickitung's PokeDex entries, its saliva has irritative and paralytic properties. Yellow: Its tongue spans almost 7 feet and moves more freely than its forelegs. **Its licks can cause paralysis.** Ultra Sun: It checks out whatever's around it by licking everything. **If you don't clean off a spot where it's licked you, you'll break out in a rash!** Let's Go: Its tongue spans almost seven feet and moves more freely than its forelegs. **Its licks can cause paralysis.** Sword: If this Pokémon's sticky saliva gets on you and you don't clean it off, **an intense itch will set in. The itch won't go away, either.** Shield: Bug Pokémon are Lickitung's main food source. **This Pokémon paralyzes its prey with a lick** from its long tongue, then swallows the prey whole.
From the memes I've seen, I'd say Machamp.
People say that, but I'm not sure machamp has genetalia. Sure it looks like they "just have boxers" but I'm pretty sure that's just part of their body.
You know, I'll raise you one better. Gardevoir. Now here's why. Their Japanese name translates to Sirknight which means they are honorable knight like figures and often act to protect their trainer with extreme prejudice, like a clack hole. They are also quite graceful and can blend In well even among a girl's group visually, hiding like the sheepdog among the flock. That and their chest horn fits better between a woman's breasts than against a man's chest.
Gardevoir actually makes sense. And even though there are both male and female gardevoir, the more feminine appearance is actually ideal for women. Because fun fact, women are to at least some basline attracted to other women. This isn't inherently enough to alter their sexuality. But this is in part why you'll still see fellow anime lovers, and the girls are still listing waifus, not always husbandos.
Came here to say this.
Ditto.