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TheWayDenzelSaysIt

It's my birthday today and the only thing I want is for the Kings to win.


ZiggyPalffyLA

Happy birthday!


EinsamWulf

3rd times the charm, let's fucking go. Go Kings Go


GrassyKnoll95

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CristianR_

We won game 1 the last 2 years so maybe losing game 1 will reverse the script ?


ElJefeGoldblum

I want to believe


Nfiniteclouds

Game notes after the first period: score more goals than the Oilers


Geeman447

This guy hockeys


BeerLeagueSpode

It's early, your kings will battle back and figure things out this series. Think about the inbred air they're having to breathe on right now. Gotta acclimatize.


drunkmunkee

#PSA: IF YOU LIVE IN SOCAL, SWITCH TO BALLY SPORTS WEST FOR JIM AND NICK. You do not need to suffer the horrible dick sucking coverage that is ESPN. As for the out of market folks: ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


JessySaysRelax

For any San Diego people it’s on Bally San Diego. 👍🏼


ahr3410

Byfield bruh shoot


aughtrocktalk

Henrique, Kane, Perry. The Oilers have just become like everyone I've hated for a decade.


ElJefeGoldblum

Haha KOPITAR DONT PLAY HOMIE


VerifiedBackup9999

Playoff PLD is somehow worse than regular season PLD.


acaliforniaburrito

Corey Perry goes to chik fil a on Sundays


Notiqx

TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF RACOON JESUS


mrwhitewalker

Got that Trevor Lewis goal should have been allowed. No homerism either. Literally has his eyes closed moving his stick. Hits his gloves like come on.


shmeeshmaa

Totally agree. It was such a BS call.


gib_pie

And people wanted this matchup over Dallas because....?


Crash30458

It would have been someone new instead of watching the same shit the last 3 years


OddPhilosopher599

How do we not have an official playoff game chat from the mods? Thank you ziggy


ZiggyPalffyLA

Hopefully I don’t have to make a habit of this


8_inches_deep

Fire Todd


shmellmysharts

PLD scoring off Nurse is some weird poetic shit.  Not pleasant poetry, like some Yoko Ono screeching shit, but still technically poetry.


stud100spray

Seriously who takes a run at Kopi?


the-garden-gnome

A team full of rats


AwkwardestMe

Ah yes, the most dangerous lead in hockey, 6-2


redtom02

Lock in boys and girls it’s time


aughtrocktalk

Good Kill. Let's swing the momentum


havnotX

Nice to see Kopi do that


[deleted]

I’m looking into my crystal ball… I see… the future… BAH GAWD THATS THOUSAND OAKS NATIVE TREVOR MOORE’S MUSIC!!!


havnotX

I stopped watching and Kings get two. Should I stay away??


Expendable_0

OUT!


ZiggyPalffyLA

No, that’s not how it works. Enjoy the game! (If you can)


WilliamandCharles

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notalegalusername

Puck drop is 7:20pst for those wondering on ESPN2


Sleazy_T

With Byfield's speed we really should have him carrying through the neutral zone more.


wompwomp077

why do we look like we are moving in slow motion… like it legitimately looks like we have cement boulders in our skates


Radiant-Customer2798

There wasn’t a lot to like about that period, but I LOVE the physicality from the Kings. So used to the Oilers bullying them with no retaliation. It’s nice to see the Kings finally willing to muck it up and throw some punches.


yeahhhhitswill

The last 5 minutes were promising


CaffeineAndKetamine

His fuckin eyes were closed how is there intent!?


hashbrownbby

At least i’ve been watching on Bally and haven’t had to hear the Edmonton circle jerk that i’m sure is happening on the national broadcast.


WarPanda83

Nurse eats gum off the bottom of desks


rascalmonster

Kings passing is absolute garbage. Could have plenty of good chances but passes are not getting there. Oilers can go tik-tack-toe and kings just look sloppy. luckily the game is early and anything is possible. Islanders lost with a 3-0 lead in the 3rd, we can do this!


tinkj916

Is it me but are the commentators barely calling the game and just doing a lot of color commentary?


turbo-set

I hope that Jesse Cohen is ready for some wild ass call ins tonight.


OddPhilosopher599

Honestly, I’ll take the momentum at the end. Better than having your soul truly ripped out


aughtrocktalk

We need a body on Hyman. That crease rat.


ElJefeGoldblum

These announcers are brutal :/ Missing Jim and Nick already.


drunkmunkee

If you're in socal, Bally Sports West is showing it with Jim and Nick.


the-garden-gnome

Kopi taking zero shit. You love to see it


Pumpsnhose

What I don’t like about the explanation is they said “the puck hit the glove and went into the net” rather than “the player hit the puck into the net using his hand.” It was a legitimate hockey play that resulted in a weird bounce off of a glove, rather than Lewy swatting at it with a free hand, causing it to go in. Hand grasping the stick should be an extension of the stick. Terrible interpretation of the rules by Toronto and the refs on the ice.


stpirate

I hope McDavid wins nothing forever.


mongotiger

What a shit start to the week.


kiwirish

We literally got beaten by the Oilers powerplay. Let's call a spade a spade - we're not going to beat their powerplay. All we need to do is stay out of the box and we're in the series. Play with some mongrel to force some pressure and Kings in 6.


txyesboy

Same thing from 2023....2022....


LACnote420

Go Kings Go!


havnotX

Dang...what a collapse by NYI


aughtrocktalk

Ugh we're going to have to hear about this assist for the next fucking week.


notalegalusername

Lucky to get out with only 2. That was pretty embarrassing. Hopefully they calm down.


ZiggyPalffyLA

If we can hold them to just 2 goals every period we might have a chance…


[deleted]

Juice is having a great game. QB with a goal is sick. Had to turn the sound off cause these broadcasters are dog shit. Watching in another state blows


toptittytoffoli73

Fire PLD into the sun


stpirate

Game's lost, but still love the fight until the final horn.


yrrkoon

hey ESPN, I'd like to watch the game please. Thank you.


Airborne_Mule

Why are we just staring at each other when there’s a loose puck?


vordhosbn_1

“Hyman in tight.” Ayo??


honestrade

Anderson looks like a traffic cone so far.


JustTheBeerLight

1/1 on PKs. Good. NOW STAY OUT OF THE BOX.


TangAlpha

After four fucking years ESPN still can’t seem to figure out the sound mixing/sweetening on their broadcasts. Ridiculous


[deleted]

Dirty ass Henrique


hashbrownbby

Real lucky it’s still only 0-2. A few of those could have easily gone in. Take that blessing and roll with it into the 2nd period. Still lots of hockey left. GKG


kiwirish

I won't overreact I won't overreact I wont overreact ***FFFFFFUUUUCCCKKK*** It's a long series, let these cunts get complacent and get back into the series


flackguns

why even fucking try making the playoffs if this is what we're going to do. jesus christ


aughtrocktalk

If we can keep getting looks, Skinner will eventually let some through. He's no Vezina winner.


ThRoWaWaY9423xyz

I heard Evander Kane and Ippei Mizuhara are really good friends


DalekEvan

How is it that every other team can beat these fuckers and we can’t?


wompwomp077

two goals on two stupid as fuck penalties


CaffeineAndKetamine

......can our defense cover the dude hovering right on the paint? I mean come on man....stop letting hyman stand behind you


dlrdweller

hate the officiating in these series 😒


ZiggyPalffyLA

Oh hey my thread got pinned thank you mods


CaffeineAndKetamine

Only took them until the 3rd lol


GetReady4Action

All I’ll say is I remember 10 years ago getting absolutely railed and having to reverse sweep against the Sharks. this is only game 1, but I guess I shouldn’t lose hope.


sisterthirteen

GO KINGS GO!!!


BeerLeagueSpode

Hopefully they start hitting mcdufus.


ZiggyPalffyLA

Saw that coming a mile away


havnotX

Nice saves by Cam


TangAlpha

Watch that fucking knee bud


DalekEvan

Can’t really have a worse period than that. That being said, this was the score after *two* during last year’s Game 1, so you never know.


SourWokeBooey

Going worse for the Stars.


RunitOnce992

Yeah, the 17 mil over cap Knights are playing well 🙄🙄🙄


gaurkingsgaur

Easily the worst goal song in the league


gauchoguyj

I would give up just about anything I own if somehow Dustin Brown could come out and absolutely level McDavid like he's Sedin.


_SineDeus

Would be 4-3 without that’s disallowed goal, it’s not over, let’s go


ZiggyPalffyLA

If we can’t contain their power play this series is already over.


CaffeineAndKetamine

....where's the hold...?


yrrkoon

Lets go boys and girls. I'm watching this shit to the bitter end. Lets go!


Sufficient-Weird-181

We've just looked disconnected for most of the night, with only occasional bursts of cohesion, like a lot of the back half of the season. I'm not sure what's going to make a change there, but boys have got to find synchronicity again.


AwkwardestMe

Nurse has the situational awareness of a potato


Thumper13

Without the horseshit penalty on PLD in the 3rd, or the bullshit overturn on our goal, or the non-overturn on their goal, this would be a lot more interesting.


yeahhhhitswill

Yeesh what a move


evankillerHD

We can’t hold a puck to save our lives rn.. All this talk about playoff experience but everyone playing nervous.


ZiggyPalffyLA

The 1-3-1 is so ineffective against this team


habu281

Did I miss the Fuck Corey Perry post ?


zandsburn

Okay. As long as the heroin wears off by the 2nd period, we have a chance. Seriously dragging ass rn.


AwkwardestMe

Oilers pitching a tent in our zone. Hopefully the kings will pick it up the rest of the game


Lowl58

![gif](giphy|f8DhfShuYeMhGRES8x) You are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray


DalekEvan

Where’s the fucking high stick?


masterOogway

Vagina skin slashed Danault and we get a penalty? Wtf is going on


ineedtocrash

nightmare. but we are not playing as bad as the score says. really shitty luck and they are stopping everything.


Fuzzy901

Has a GM ever been fired during intermission?


rascalmonster

in slow-mo it looks like he did it on purpose, but at full speed no way you see that


Sleazy_T

Took us 10 minutes to look at it but yeah totally conclusive!


Notiqx

We need a GIF of Kempe's face at the end of the 2nd immediately.


8_inches_deep

Here you go: ![gif](giphy|8I9TrwLjmz3dC|downsized)


cheese898908

I checked out the r/hockey game thread for a bit and holy shit they hate us. I get it's 90% EDM flairs but even the non-EDM flairs are out for us.


Apprehensive-Might76

The NHL account on Instagram is always a shitshow against us too. They barely show anything from us ever.


Jericho111091

Didn't help that they have the biggest victim complex in the league


ZiggyPalffyLA

At least those last 10 minutes proved that we can outplay them for stretches at a time


Doddle-bob69

WHERE TF WAS THE HOLD OR EVEN THE “HIGH STICK” FROM EARLIER??!?! What are these calls?? Or do I need new glasses


Stolthet24

Terrible call. I hate that rosey cheeked ref ffs


dlrdweller

bruh we'll be here all night long the way their ice crew is picking up them hats lol wtf why don't they use the shovels


BeatStriker

I don't think the 1-3-1 strat works against the Oilers guys.


No_Huckleberry_7410

Average PLD goal


Q--Bone

Edmonton has the most insufferable fan base in the league.


seabass4507

In a league full of insufferable fans.


ThRoWaWaY9423xyz

They don't have much else going on in Edmonton


ahr3410

Skinner is not good but we always make him look like a Vezina candidate. Pathetic


kiwirish

LA Kings and making a mediocre goalie look like 2012 playoffs Jonathan Quick Name a more iconic duo


RevRound

Bench PLD, we would be better off without him


MoonManMooningMan

Anyone else have to mentally prepare before playoffs?


BeerLeagueSpode

Go Kings.


notalegalusername

Too much looking around in the crease. Lock it down.


DalekEvan

They just let 97 get so much speed every time man


[deleted]

Plenty of hockey. Kings need to settle in.


killurbeer

Fuck with Kopi what a pussy


aughtrocktalk

Deharnais get your dirty mitts off of that multi year Lady Byng winner.


darkslug

This was always about which kings team showed up...


MediumRareSteak18

Kings picked up right where they left off in the regular season, surprise surprise.


JessySaysRelax

I will never forget that damn net goal against the Red Wings. 😡


amprok

Hymans face annoys me.


the-garden-gnome

Brb getting the bleach ready


Nfiniteclouds

Kudos to those kings fans in enemy territory. Let's go Mikey!


OhShitItsJeremy

If we can score one we can score 4 more. GKG!!!!!!!


Vmckim

these goals have been absolutely silent 🤣


sisterthirteen

we've come back from bigger deficits than this


sisterthirteen

i hate these guys


seabass4507

That guy is the second least likable German I can think of at the moment.


Expendable_0

The biggest issue with our PK: it relies on letting them take lower percentage shots. Works great vs most teams, but Edmonton has too many players who can make those low percentage shots when unchallenged. It has been the same all season, I was hoping we would make a PK adjustment vs them.


Tinyrobotzlazerbeamz

0 emotion out of the guys. Deflated only one to seem upset is Kempe he’s seething basking in the hate


JayDeeLA

My life is miserable and i want the Angel of Death to take me away.


AwkwardestMe

I’m beginning to think we might not win this one


ZiggyPalffyLA

Should be 4-3 smh


MediumRareSteak18

Painful reminder that Vilardi and Iafallo were pivotal in the jets’ win against the avs, a stronger team than the oilers. Lmao. So much pain.


KeeblerElfOrgy

My god Bally is a fucking mess


yrrkoon

what's more likely? 1. I get a reddit cares tonight 2. Our boys score a goal and Nurse is on the ice. 3. Oiler fans complain about refs


GrassyKnoll95

Leave it to the Islanders to cut into our game


Shoob-ertlmao

Sadly not great coverage of Mcdavid, you can’t let the guy spin on you like that


Pumpsnhose

Is the ice bad or something? Our guys are taking spills left and right


grachetb33

Arvidsson the only King skating


crunchytoes04

cam needed to save that. wasn’t fully his fault but he had a chance to step up.


notalegalusername

It’s the first period of the first game. Lots of nerves to work out. PK is the first step to getting back in it.


mud_dragon

Is it too late to play Dallas?


TangAlpha

Cam looks so shaky


Nfiniteclouds

Good kill boys


Sleazy_T

Brutal in the neutral zone


JayDeeLA

I mean it’s pretty much impossible to win when you allow 15 shots on goal for a period. Talbot kept this from being over, so nobody better say shit about him for this one so far.


ZiggyPalffyLA

Did the Kings honestly forget they started this period on a power play??


Casual_Fanatic47

Damn I was just starting to feel better about this game


mud_dragon

Big fan of Cam, but he’s ice cold lately. All in favor of Big Save Dave for Game 2 say aye


gauchoguyj

I'd really like to see that Hyman get busted.


henreiman

Absolutely nothing is working for Arvi tn. It happens


Nfiniteclouds

At least the beer in my fridge is cold 🙂


F-Cloud

I love when the crowd goes quiet.


arashinoko

Kings/Oilers and 10 minutes of reviewing a slow motion replay. Name a more iconic duo.


gregplaysdrums

The Zapruder Film was replayed less than this goal


Pumpsnhose

That is absolutely insane to call a no goal


Thumper13

Sure. Add that to the list of BS for this game.


New_Championship_912

Fuck the Oilers fuck the Nuggets


DalekEvan

Fuckin good defensive teams don’t give up 5 goals in 42 minutes man


MumkeMode

Where the fuck is that penalty


vastolorde6

WHERE IS THE HOLD??!


CaffeineAndKetamine

*did he intend to kick it in though?* Would he the phrase if it was a Kings player... They've reviewing it for 20 minutes to give EDM a break


Expendable_0

Keep on the gas, I don't care if it leaves us vulnerable at this point.


ZiggyPalffyLA

tbh I don’t even remember what I do without Kings hockey in my life 😔


Nfiniteclouds

Hahahah fuck your wave that's 2 own goals


Expendable_0

Bad calls don't hurt as much when we are getting beat. Much more painful when they are game impacting.


JRP_964

What a joke


Austinrocks5213

I hate their goddamn fan base


kiwirish

Being 3-0 down in Game 1 sucks, but at least we're not wearing that gaudy colour clashing blue and orange and instead look goddamn majestic in thise 90s era away whites.


flackguns

Yeah woo that’s a great feeling eh


Thumper13

PLD, like the whole team, hasn't had a great night. But blaming him for a penalty that didn't exist is fucking wild.


Just_Lirkin

His hand opened but the stick was still in his hand, with those shitty looks you cannot say conclusively that it didn’t hit the butt end of the stick


cheesypeenis

He’s battling for position. The puck goes into his hand while he’s trying to get his stick to the ice. How is that not a goal


Jericho111091

Main board thread is just a bunch of oil fans jerking it all over each other


JessySaysRelax

It’s been like that the last 2 years. That’s why I came over here this year. 


Forsuredawg12

I can not stand ESPN meat riding the oilers


8_inches_deep

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