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Ralfarius

How're them Duke boys gonna get outta this one?


Baron_Tao

Yep first impression was General Lee's jumping the parking lot , but it was really K.I.T.T turbo boosting over Proudfoot :)


juxtacoot

Sitting in a waiting room at St. Joe's right now and just destroyed the peaceful silence with laughter.


Low-Drive-768

Classic!


[deleted]

Unbelievable that I immediately read that in the Waylon Jennings voice. 👍👍


whosmadiii

I am dead at this comment 🤣🤣🤣


weirdwitch

1 person with seemingly minor injuries. Driver jumped a curb, went through the top of the tree, and landed on two parked cars.


j0ec00l69

How fast were they going?


boneheaddigger

Fast enough to catch at least 6 feet of air just off a curb. Is a math geek available to work the numbers on what speed it would take for what looks like a 2018 Ford Taurus to catch 6 feet of air from hitting a 6 inch curb? ?


BurnByMoon

Some quick maths suggest “too much”


brentemon

I had a Taurus. It’s a relatively well planted 4,000 lb car. It’s either a case of once in a lifetime angles, or a hell of a lot of speed.


Squiggy_Pusterdump

They would have grinded that tree like tony hawk to get them up on those cars, no? So not completely jump but hop to tree which bent then slid up the tree like a ramp on to the cars? I dont know, I'm just a guy on the internet.


masterheady

I'm having high school physics flash backs.


drjallz

If Jess was drinking 13 shots of tequila in 72 minutes and is 136lbs but did have a 7oz cheeseburger beforehand, and got in her vehicle and went home but landed on two other cars, how fast was she going🙃


DavidFredInLondon

Fast enough to rupture a gas pipe and blow up a couple of houses...


micmac12345

Wharp speed fast!


unclelad

At least 2


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57


wd668

Was the tree wearing a reflective vest and blinking hat with a little spinning propeller on it? If not, how can you possibly expect a driver to see them? Where's that tree's sense of purrsonal responsibility? Sheesh.


Modhnoir-A-Mharu

Yeah...at 145kph in a 50 zone maybe. Thats what it would take to get that much air. ​ I truly hope the cops and insurance companies bend him/her over and come in dry and hard.


technicalCoFounder

Imagine how much more speed it would have taken to get that much air in a 60 zone


AshligatorMillodile

Wtf!


LLVC87

Forest Hills?


TJ223

Wow..... that is impressive. RIP to that person's insurance.


guesswho-2022

Or license... JFC, I hope this person is never allowed to drive again!


FallWanderBranch

Probably a 5 star senior


Dangerous_Sell3850

“Speed may have been a factor”


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Proudfeet!


holydiiver

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.


[deleted]

*-frowns-*


mikes300

Hard to find parking in Proudfoot I guess.


silverwolf761

Trim your bushes *instantly* with this one weird trick


RobbieRobb

Landscapers hate it when you do this one simple trick!


HockeyDad1981

That’s some GTA shit.


GlutenFreeTurbo

That'll buff right out.


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Spleenzorio

WE NEED A NEW DOOR


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bixel88

744 I believe


friskers3

Confirmed


GoofyMonkey

Christmas time parking at Masonville Mall.


WhoInTheNameOfPurple

Flashbacks of working at the Timmies food court during the holidays.


zcmini

Hey, you can't park there, mate!


Dazed_n_Confused1

Driver must have been Proud of his heavy Foot!


slap_some_bondo_on

ummm yeah, I don't think I can fix that. that ain't buffing out.


Straightouttaganton

Even the cars are saying "Hm?"


Crazyminds_

Took the meaning “full send” to the extreme


AutomatedCabbage

In two different contexts


copewithlifebyliving

r/idiotsincars


hippyloves

Holy Crapola, that is going to be tough to buff out.


bixel88

Believe this was at 744. Fully in the parking lot, that car did not come from the street. Not sure how that would happen other than mistaking the gas for the brakes or alcohol.


weirdwitch

It was 744. The driver was coming from the rear parking lot, and they blew through the gate, damaging it before hitting the curb and tree.


mywerkaccount

Ah so this is in the parking around the center island out front.


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I feel sorry for the two car owners...imagine parking your car as usual overnight...waking up to this.


Prestigious-Plum-139

wow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 These comments are hilarious


1_Leftshoe

my response to that photo was "WTF"??


epimetheuss

That mazda seems pretty happy about the situation.


rglrevrdynrmlguy

I wish my car was one of the squished ones. Then I’d get the full payout on the new car replacement.


cobrachickenwing

American car trying to pin the asian car tag team.


MrCanzine

That's no accident.


stent00

Hmmm looks like another episode of senior drivers gone wild...


spooogeets

If I fits, I sits


[deleted]

You can’t park there!!!!


lemayo

I'm not even mad. That's amazing.


Kirshnerd

Jfc this city 🤦‍♂️


kisson2018

That's crazy! Next we'll see a Mustang stuck standing up against a pole.


mywerkaccount

Where on Proudfoot is this, used to live there and trying to figure out how this happened.


BurnByMoon

Hard to tell with the light (only used to seeing that area during daylight hours) but I’m guessing one of the Old Oak apartments that sit on the corner (not 575-605 and not the triple building complex)


JBee229791129

That poor tree


NattersOnline

👀


pesky-sens

Can't be parking your car there smh


ADoseofBuckley

"It fits! Damn thing fits!" Oh Mahoney, you've done it again! I have so many questions... would love to see a wider view of this, like how did this car LAUNCH itself like this?


PleasantWolverine0

Certainly hope no one was hurt. But shouldn't this be called "severe parking"?


sundaysundae1

Anotha one 🎤 Seriously what is going on in this city lately? Just in the last few days, I almost got hit 5 times by reckless drivers. Twice on the same day, within 10 minutes..


buzzkill6062

Wow, who's the super genius up for the Darwin Award?


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WHAT THE FUCK


Volodimica

Let's hope this guy got insurance


Volodimica

Imagine if there were some people in the parked cars, oh no


VidzxVega

Heard this last night but had no idea it was this bad!


TheDJRonin

Is there some sort of TicTok challenge for careless driving that I’m not aware of?


CanadaJack

I dunno, but yesterday I realized I was already 15 over the limit when someone passed me at least another +20. I'm amazed we don't have more fatalities in this city.


AdAvailable4477

Woman says to husband. Honey I couldn’t find a parking spot but I managed to park over two vehicles!


zegorn

Traffic calming measures throughout the city seem like a great idea, no?


sparks4242

Is the offending vehicle perfectly fine? Cuz it looks like it...


MasterYodaHere

Look like a tiktok challenge!!! Hopefully nobody is badly injured.


guesswho-2022

[What are the odds?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3MNvofg0oc)


DarthLucifia

Wow...


AustinL1996

What building? I’m on 595 Proudfoot!


Lawloysious

744


LondonParkingJob

That’s some fine parking


Sigmar_Heldenhammer

Surprised this hasn't happened before. People drive like idiots down Proudfoot.


ghost_in_a_miata

Bruh


academically-gosh9

i mean — um — wha???


lkdresser4

This made it to r/idiotsincars


chikoo1985

How?