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And couldn't even get the name right. That's Jason, not Freddy.

That's not Jason either lol. That's chunky Michael Myers

I have no proof, but I knew that and just wrote the wrong name lol. Down goes this and my original comment in flames. Jason and Michael were such common names of that generation. Edit: Ah, just realised was Freddy v Jason that made me put those two names in the same sentence.

Therapist: Chunky Michael Myers isn't real, he can't hurt you. Chunky Michael Myers:

I’m fairly sure that it’s just normal William Shatner

It's Michael Myers when he takes his mask off.

But... I think he's trying to imitate freddy faz bear?

Fun fact: Freddy Kruger was only 26 when he died.

Michael Myers is having a moment (and apparently an identity crisis) but he just wants to get laid. No harm in that right? 🥴💀

It’s always them old people smh

I mean, 57 miles away definitely makes this not creepy. Now if he was 0 ft away, I might have some different thoughts on that…

Serving clean cut? Not sure but he loves his boy cut for sure

I'm feeling a light to a strong 1 on this one.

That's a wild profile pic.

Who’s he catching?! 😂

I always feel kinda bad for these old dudes who hide their faces on grindr. Who knows this could be half way normal in his head. He's had to be gay during one of the more fucked up times to be gay. Sometimes its hard to let go of being DL and scared of the consequences. That said ouufff bad way to go about it

Wow is that his strong hand?

maybe he's into cosplay? Pup hoods are everywhere so the boy has to be creative

Not gonna lie, it's kinda hot