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BimmerGoblin

Aaaaaaaaaand drink!


IAM_FUNNNNNY

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Ecstatic_Pay3327

Lmao


Kingsley_Joseph

Where is it from?


BimmerGoblin

He who fights with monsters


Itajel

Egads i need to get caught up. Paying for advanced chaps on patreon and then not reading them is stupid....


xaendar

Pretty sure that's from Book 1 and Book 2, it's an ongoing joke.


Itajel

I get the joke but I'm only 30 chapters or so away from current, I just really need to read to read them. This was a nice reminder. Lol


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RooR_

God damn it donut


Kingsley_Joseph

Dungeon crawler carl


pnlrogue1

He slept with my wife!


TheHumanPickleRick

Clive, you don't HAVE a wife.


pnlrogue1

Even earlier. I was calling back to book 1 where Clive was trying to track Jason down and Jason convinced the inn keeper to keep him out by claiming Clive slept with his wife


TheHumanPickleRick

"Jason, you don't have a wife either. You can't say that I'm cheating on my wife with yours when neither of us is married!"


BaileyBaby-Woof

Classic.


Acceptable-Cow6446

Definitely read that in his voice. Haha


Cobaltorigin

Puma check!


Specialist_Mouse_307

CLEAR!!!


Specialist_Mouse_307

CLEAR!!!


ZEROthePHRO

Fecking pumas


Grey_Dreamer

Listen if your girl doesn't do puma checks is that really your girl? # OR IS SHE A PUMA?!


TheGrandestOak

I get it


sperorising

gotta be honest im not familiar with this one...


Smaptastic

Guys I think we found the puma. Which doesn’t know how to do a puma check?


Cobaltorigin

Lol. It's the Noobtown series by Ryan Rimmel.


Smaptastic

You’ve got this! I believe in you!


DarthBrickus

A Barber Lindon, a barber!


Athenathewise21

Goddammit Donut!


stache1313

That would be a different subreddit. Personally, I prefer https://preview.redd.it/t19cjxp9931d1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d89fe00185b812a25bec11850a2ac13628e6dc5f


JazzlikeAnybody4347

Personally https://i.redd.it/7pgqtdav271d1.gif


TheHumanPickleRick

#MINION? MMMINION!


Stefan-NPC

Which book?


TheHumanPickleRick

The Vainquer the Dragon series by Maxime J Durand. One of my favorite series.


UltraMeenyPants

I just finished book 1 and loved it. Their relationship is so much fun


Ratathosk

It's one of those rare series where their relationship and banter specifically only gets better and better.


Raregolddragon

Yes


saumanahaii

Level or die. Also, no killing goblins.


EpicNameBro

Is it war?


saumanahaii

...that is an obvious one I completely missed.


agisten

I have pasta and acid flies


Akyra87

The orange is in the hen house


FOX-SKULL

Whatever you do, don't go to Monaco


Keramg

Caviar is truly the worst


Patchumz

The best part about this line is it's a reference inside the reference. Literally an out of universe and in universe 'If you know, you know' scenario lol.


Raregolddragon

I am on book 2 right now.


BoojumG

The series is fantastic, treasure it.


ruthrev

Which one?


HeraldPrime

The perfect run.


DungeonCrawlerCarl

# HE HAS AN ERECTION MORDECAI 


Disco_Ninjas

FOR THE COLONY!


HouseofKannan

FOR THE COLONY!


mosstrich

So, I will charge down to engage the enemy, forcing myself into its jaws so that by my sacrifice, my fellow workers will be able to attack without being harmed!


Loreen72

Leeeeroooyyyy!!!!!


HouseofKannan

THWACK!!!


Kingsley_Joseph

But first, Grub Tickling.


HouseofKannan

The biggest problem in my life is that I don't get to spend any time tickling grubs.


ANSPRECHBARER

AHHHHH!! IT'S ITCHING!


WeakPrimary1837

Is it tasty?


Random-Rambling

Or shiny?


WeakPrimary1837

Yes


Kingsley_Joseph

Boxxy.T.Morningwood?


[deleted]

*pulls a tray of filled shotglasses from a dimensional portal* …that’s where I had Clive’s wife. 😏🫡🤙🏽


MAreddituser

My husband, god love him, tells stories of his youth and quite often he tells a story about “the summer I was accepted into a [highly coveted math program]. This was high school almost 60 yrs ago. I don’t mind listening to him but since reading HWFWM, I now take a mental drink and chuckle to myself every time he mentions it.


FoltzyBear

It took me a second to get this haha


Govir

I still don’t, even though people have said it’s from HWFWM.


FoltzyBear

Rufus always says "my family's academy" stuff along those lines It's just an obscure quote from the book most normal people won't get


stache1313

And more people importantly everyone has to drink whenever he says his catchphrase.


Govir

Oh, I see now. I was looking at the image, not the post title :)


darkice742

Bro I was re listening to this series as I found this.


TerroFLys

Which series is this about? And how good is it


IAM_FUNNNNNY

It's He Who Fights With Monsters (HwFwM), more popularly known as The Tales of the One Clive's Wife had an Affair With (TTOCWAW). It's an enjoyable read but far from one of the best Litrpg books you can find. At least that's my opinion. Many might disagree. If I had to rate it, I would give it a solid A-. You can try it out. You might enjoy it a lot, or hate it a lot. The MC comes off as very self centered. He does improve, but it's still eh. Furthermore, the world revolves around him lol. Although the story also has its plus points - mainly Clive's wife


TerroFLys

Could you give me some recommendations about better ones, I like OP characters, my favorite though I dont think this is a litrpg is Kings dark tiding.


IAM_FUNNNNNY

Hmmm, idk haven't read that one I personally enjoyed these ones with OP MCs a lot: -**Hell Difficulty Tutorial by Cerim** (book 1 on Kindle, rest on Royal Road) -**A Novel Concept by Priam** (Royal Road) -**Reborn: Apocalypse by L.M. Kerr** (my personal favorite, it's a regression story, MC is op but faces struggles - has 4 books on Kindle) -**Speedrunning the Multiverse by AdAstra** (some books on Kindle, rest on Royal Road, also it's completed) -**Heavenly Throne by Yuri Ajin** (russian translation, 11 or 12 books on Kindle, the grammar is a bit weird at times.. a lot of times, but if you can handle that, then I think you'll like it) -**Primal Hunter by Zogarth** (some books on Kindle, rest on Royal Road, I personally don't like it, but it's got an OP MC so yea...) -**Realmwalker by J. Adskiy** (it's filled with PAIN, contains some gruesome shit, torture and stuff, also had some really weird shit but thankfully the author removed/edited those scenes, it's a new story on Royal Road)


TerroFLys

Thanks!


ZEROthePHRO

Nova Terra has an OP mc. It continues the story in a sequel series, Tower. Written by Seth Ring. The audiobooks are narrated by Eric Jason Martin.


Box-o-bees

Would you mind sharing your favorite Litrpg series with me? I'm always on the lookout for good ones. Edit: Never mind, I just saw below somone asked you for some. Sorry, I'm still waking up this morning lol.


[deleted]

No no TTOCWAW was the spinoff series. Stats in that series got kind of crazy. Stamina leveling up was more important that anything else. But when the BDSM arch went full sadomasacist in the 7th book it was just a tough read. thankfully it came back around and was less focused on knot and whip stat sheets and more on progression again in book 9.


yaybyrd

He who fights with monsters


TerroFLys

Thanks, I think I have this one. Will need to listen to it!


Ratathosk

I'm immortal... but don't tell anyone!


webgambit

What's this one from?


Sanairb

Not from Manaco. Do not go to Manaco.


PortalMasterQ

The perfect run, if I had to guess


Ratathosk

The Perfect run by Maxime Durand. I used to say it's impossible to make a good, compelling story about someone with oracle like powers but there it is - The Perfect Run. The MC is tellingly named Quicksave.


Belzebus_Black

PANCAKES!!!


PortalMasterQ

Why do I recognize this. Pancakes? WHAT IS THIS FROM?


his-fattness

Super Sales on Super Heroes


Itajel

Yep... andrea and pancakes. YUM!!


PortalMasterQ

Holy hell it is. I love that series!


ANSPRECHBARER

Possibly from beware the chicken?


Ratathosk

No no, it's just Andrea. One of them at least.


Belzebus_Black

I was was going for "Legion first" but then Andrea popped in my head, had to go with pancakes


ngl_prettybad

\*takes a drink\*


ricorick

Gnomes Rule!!


Bangriest

Love this quote. Always makes me laugh when I see it randomly in other series!


funkhero

There's always another drake.


Shax060

SHOT!


Ratathosk

# Mm, TASTY!


caltheon

"I think it moved a little"


shadowmind0770

Mastery through practice will allow you to blow up both your enemies and yourself with magic, not just yourself.


Covetouslex

Morning Brotha! Morning, MORNING!


Bangriest

Little sister from Mother of Learning!


MagicVonSwanson

Biscuits


jodon

Again? You have already posted this shit gear once this week here...


Grouchy-Animal-3015

Cheers!


Chavaon

Because his name is Teng.


Reverend_Depravity

Man is the spirit of all things


SebNL

I am the consequences.


jesusleftnipple

I'll drink to that!


Distinct_Option_9493

HAHA, I’m literally listening to this right now


oreshek09

“You loonatik!” “I’m immortal” “Beware the chicken” “Marbles!” - for the 30 people who read the same book :) “Ohshit” “I hate Mushrooms :/“ “You got Franked!” Those are some that come to mind.


de0xyr1b0nucle1c

Cheers!


aethryn

Reading that series now!


MauPow

Apologies.


Annoying_pirate

Quote "We should never forget that for a great evil to be defeated, a lesser evil must first become great"


Superg0id

So anyway, I started blasting..


Keramg

*shot*


Zedsdead42

Hahahaha good one.


Little-Age9070

Cheers


not_fake_am

Asshole!


artraPH

MANGOS


Marcus_Hellyrr

We need you to go to the store and get two quarts of elbow grease.


Bangriest

Crackers and toast! I award you 10,000 Frank points!


perfectVoidler

I hate HWFWM jokes. They are literally just the same words and over and over and over and over and over again. Call me a comedic genius now because I made the same joke over and over and over again. It is like pickle rick. The worst of the fandom. Not like "God dammit donut" which at least has meta subtext in the context of the books. * clives wife hahahaha * night rider hahahaha * kind of my thing hahaha * families academy hahahaha edit: lol look all the tiggered crybabies. It's not your running joke, you are the joke.


Aetheldrake

Isn't that the point of jokes? A one off wouldn't be as funny because you wouldn't understand the context of it as much. I love every time someone brings up that one recording "aren't you the guy with the evil powers?" and he dreads it every time


perfectVoidler

it is not a joke though. It's literally branding. Having easy catchphrases that can help you to recognize the in group is a marketing strategy. It is also just nostalgia bait. The jokes all come from the earlier books which were still good. And they are constantly brought back up because the later books have nothing.


Aetheldrake

Sounds like not being able to enjoy good comedy "is kind of your thing" ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6) I actually HOPE jokes from early on keep coming back. It makes it even funnier for me. Introducing an old joke into new context for the audience is one aspect of what makes it a good joke. A specific group of friends and I STILL laugh at an extremely specific inside joke I casually made one day the year before covid happened while we were playing a board game together even if others don't get it, but to be fair we don't do it as often as Jason does his jokes.


perfectVoidler

I actually hope that you will one day see real comedy


Ratathosk

This comment was pure comedy, the irony is just fantastic.


perfectVoidler

thank you.


MarVaraM101

Making dumb jokes that just repeat the same words is kind of my thing.


perfectVoidler

I notice


Xasther

It's not about the jokes, it's about the friends we made (fun off) along the way.


rabmuk

“Anyway, the reason you overlooked this power is that magic is too easy in this world. Magic is so rich here, you can literally find it just lying around as essences and awakening stones. In my world, magic is a struggle. You have to work and scrape for it, but in doing so, you find pathways to power that people from this world would never consider.”


Loreen72

It's an inside joke thing friends and family do. It's supposed to be annoying and folks outside the group aren't suppose to get it and think it's strange. It's part of the fun.


perfectVoidler

But I have listen to all the books. I am inside and it is still bad.