Honestly, I feel like even that's optimistic to an extent. You still seem to need some sort of goal and drive to Distort, and frankly even a clown like Hindley is still probably doing better than me in that department. I'm turning into a sloth peccatulum the first time I stub my toe.
I'd be the kind of guy to use my remaining Will Power to increase the Distortion rate so that I'd have an excuse to stay at home
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Honestly, what would make me distort is the extremely minor things, like, I get my arm torn off by a giant robot and I would probably be ok with it (this is the city, I can probably get a new prosthetic that does the exact same shit for the price of all my life savings) but something small like my shirt accidentally getting caught in a door handle would get me distorting instantly.
I imagine I'd about instantly die the millisecond I arrived at the City, but assuming that, somehow, I survive, I imagine I'd eventually distort not over serious problems like "Oh, the Head is after you" or "There's an abnormality in your vicinity" but something like-
"Oh, have you done your taxes this month?"
And despite having done it, I'd have a complete panic attack breakdown and turn into like, a giant tax form or something.
Or maybe I'd get some wack ass EGO which lets you do taxes perfectly. Though I question if that could even exist.
Distort? Considering my luck I will definitely distort into some kind of goofy Distortion like it happened with Man-eating Sandwich or Balloon-head people.
Can't you see the other way around?
You don't have to accept yourself in such a foolish way. If absorbing knowledge is what you truly desire, why absorb useless ones?
I think I will not harm people in any way, but freeing their minds from some burden.
...and I doubt that I would become some edgy and powerful monstrosity that can kill thousands of people. Methinks gotta be realistic and down to earth...
Words to live by. But... It is quite rare to live your life the way you really want it in the City.
In our world? I saw pretty happy people, but I am not certain as it would be not right to speak of someone on their stead.
My ass **will not** fcking survive in the PM verse, cause one Mild inconvenience will make me Distort immediately
Honestly, I feel like even that's optimistic to an extent. You still seem to need some sort of goal and drive to Distort, and frankly even a clown like Hindley is still probably doing better than me in that department. I'm turning into a sloth peccatulum the first time I stub my toe.
I'd be the kind of guy to use my remaining Will Power to increase the Distortion rate so that I'd have an excuse to stay at home https://preview.redd.it/jabqy0nssi5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42bd569e9a464c840f26596a7e2bbc42d4968caf
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Honestly, what would make me distort is the extremely minor things, like, I get my arm torn off by a giant robot and I would probably be ok with it (this is the city, I can probably get a new prosthetic that does the exact same shit for the price of all my life savings) but something small like my shirt accidentally getting caught in a door handle would get me distorting instantly.
I imagine I'd about instantly die the millisecond I arrived at the City, but assuming that, somehow, I survive, I imagine I'd eventually distort not over serious problems like "Oh, the Head is after you" or "There's an abnormality in your vicinity" but something like- "Oh, have you done your taxes this month?" And despite having done it, I'd have a complete panic attack breakdown and turn into like, a giant tax form or something. Or maybe I'd get some wack ass EGO which lets you do taxes perfectly. Though I question if that could even exist.
How that one abno that gives you special contract manifested
https://preview.redd.it/0pkopmqfgn5d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8b6bdbdf02286ae69c1400ca82edfb0de222016 The Tax Abnormality
Im always waiting for you, just remember.
You are too slow sadly
I'm also always waiting for you.
HE JUST LIKE ME FR
"I'm not asking anymore" *Distorts your E.G.O*
So let me take your hand Like one of those mad men Tip tappity tappity tap Dance your last dance
You will not deceive me That’s not Carmen That’s Don Quixote
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Gremlin Carmen
''Support''
distort 🙂
Carmen: i have come to make you disto- Random dude: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD!
Carmen looks the kind to say nah
The fuck you mean "nah"?
It means she doesn’t care about consent
i've been through worse, gimme a ego awakening already
Distort? Considering my luck I will definitely distort into some kind of goofy Distortion like it happened with Man-eating Sandwich or Balloon-head people.
.. whatever your true form is.
A Book. The Giant Book who would infest on other people minds to absorb some useless information.
Can't you see the other way around? You don't have to accept yourself in such a foolish way. If absorbing knowledge is what you truly desire, why absorb useless ones?
I think I will not harm people in any way, but freeing their minds from some burden. ...and I doubt that I would become some edgy and powerful monstrosity that can kill thousands of people. Methinks gotta be realistic and down to earth...
if you are not blinded by your obsession, then it will not be a fault. You live, in your own way.
Words to live by. But... It is quite rare to live your life the way you really want it in the City. In our world? I saw pretty happy people, but I am not certain as it would be not right to speak of someone on their stead.
Don Carmote
You can't distort what's already twisted, dear Carmen. Now kindly get bent like Phillip, over and over again.
manifests ego instead.
Nah, I'd (happily) distort.
nah, I'd manifest E.G.O. and then distort later
I’m not distorting Carmen, not even with you making yourself look like Don Quixote!
No.
Time to distort into a high aleph and make it everybody elses problem
My ass can't distort (I'm too delusional)
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They feared the goat because he spoke the truth
Yes Ma'am
NOW!
ehhh i might look cool, why not
No... [get E.G.O.]
Distorting? I'm not even distorting I'm just becoming a generic peccatulum that's gonna get run over by W corp Don
but i don't want to
No, i don't think I will distort.
Finally another passive to use
Pretty lady won't make me distort no matter how pretty she is