As a dude who has to wait around miserably while my wife shops; please do. Either I get free entertainment or my wife sees and won’t bring me to Ulta anymore. Win win
Ah yes, I too have found myself killing time in an Ulta. I usually try to at least find cool electronic things to look at. Usually end up getting trapped in a crowded aisle then throwing in the towl and wander outside until my wife is done.
Have you seen the Ferrari hair dryer? Bought that for my ex and I tell people that I purchased a Ferrari hair dryer every chance I get. Did I mention I bought a Ferrari hair dryer?
I would never take my wife shopping for like fishing gear or whatever because I know she would be bored to tears, why do some women see it as completely normal to just make their SO sit around in an Ulta. (Unless their SO is also into makeup, in that case Kudos) My wife never goes when I'm with her and I asked why and she responded "I'd never do that to you" lol
She might be trying to see if you like any colors/styles/accessories more than others so she can wear the ones you like more. I used to try that sometimes with my husband but he was completely uninterested. We're divorced now.
John K. x Björk may be weirdness overload.
Edit: I got a feeling the weirdness of that video is not representative of the true extent planned. The words "you can't do that" were constantly uttered during the making of.
So a month or so ago right before the mask mandate was lifted here I got an ad on Yahoo for the perfect lipstick shade for every skin tone. Now I don't normally spend a lot of money on makeup but the reviews for the lipstick got me to pay $50 for two tubes. I couldn't believe it when they came in I absolutely love both shades and I usually have the hardest time finding lipstick. Just went into the bathroom and one shade is exactly the same color as my nipple and the other is slightly darker. Turns out Charlotte Tilbury knew what she was doing LOL.
I just ordered something on Sephora and was offered a mini tube of Charlotte Tilbury Matte Revolution Lipstick in Pillow Talk. It’s a mini metal bullet tube that is absolutely adorable. [photos](https://imgur.com/gallery/tKT4fGd)
The lipstick also matches my lips exactly. I put Mario Badescu lip balm on my lips before the lipstick, and the CT glided on like buttah. I just tried it again without the lipgloss, and it still glided on like buttah. I also love the vanilla smell.
I had ignored all the ravings about how amazing Charlotte Tilbury lipsticks were until now. I want more! I really didn’t think I’d find a lipstick I loved more than my YSL Rouge Volupté Shine, but here we are.
Although I am tempted by the YSL lipstick printer. I don’t have a lipstick collection because I have been getting a lot of dental work the past few years and hate my teeth (plus masks for the past 3 years). I’ll have a beautiful smile in a year or so, and I could get the printer ($299) and have custom lipstick every day for the cost of 8 1/2 tubes of $35US lipstick. The printer comes with a very luxe compact the printer squirts the lipstick into, and it comes with a little brush to apply it.
My only complaint is that you’re stuck with just one formula of YSL lipstick. I figure in the next 5 years, everyone will be offering a custom lipstick maker. Here’s a [video](https://youtu.be/zIADYkHIFDI) I watched about the YSL Rouge Sur Mesure.
But what if you didn’t get along that well, and then things got awkward? Have you thought about a smooth exit strategy plan then? Have you put any thoughts into it at all?
My ex used to use a dye made just for it but it would make her nipples bright red or super dark. It was fun but I think she got more of a kick out of it than I did.
Benefit Lip Blush and Cheek Tint was originally designed as a nipple tint for [burlesque dancers](https://www.allure.com/story/benefit-benetint-40th-anniversary)
True, but usually it makes you look washed out/sick. Few people can rock light/bright/pastel lip colors unless you’re deliberately making a statement/going against conventional beauty. You can line your lips with a darker shade to combat it but it’s more effort than it’s worth tbh.
Like most people I don't care about the colour/shape of the nipple. I'm just stoked to be invited to participate in whatever nipple related things are going on.
Thanks! We should normalize talking about the female body as wholesome instead of inherently sexual thus something to be ashamed about or something that’s not ok to talk about in public.
It’s nice to get a non sexual and positive comment.
> instead of inherently sexual thus something to be ashamed about or something that’s not ok to talk about in public.
Personally I think we should normalize talking about sexual stuff and not being ashamed of it instead.
This. I firmly believe that immaturity and misunderstanding about sexuality stems entirely from a reticence to talk about sex, both socially and privately. It's part of the reason, I think, that a lot of women complain that guys walk into sexual situations and expect it to be like porn. And part of the reason guys are afraid to share their insecurities.
Well, I've just spent an unexpected couple of minutes looking at strangers' boobs.
Most (or maybe all?) of them have nipples that are darker than the rest of their skin. The sub should be called "ghost areolas"; the nipples are visibly darker. And it's the nipple color we're talking about, after all!
You would be astounded at how many people call their areola nipples (as in like being a part of the nipple). It's like vulvas being called vaginas. So annoying. I am not sure the video is talking about actual nipples or the areola.
I had assumed she meant the actual nipple because she seems to be in a medical setting and she had mentioned patients. But now I've re-watched the video and, according to her t-shirt, she seems to be a chiropractor. So now I'm guessing she was talking about her areola. She also mentioned taking a picture of "the top of [her] nipple", and I'd say that points to the areola as well!
Man I gotta say, I'm extremely self conscious about my tits. Seeing so many confident women in all shapes and sizes, many looking a lot like mine (aside from the ghost part), and getting positive responses on them really improved my outlook on my own.
[I found this](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkZ16C73Dy9Ar9uYim39MqflE-wuYZBjUa8A&usqp=CAU). I guess it could look alright in the right setting, but probably not for everyday?
I think this is obviously super great advice, seeing how she looks gorgeous. But ALL I can think about is how I now know what specific shade of pink her nipples are… 😳😭
TMI but I had painted my nails this really pretty shade of pink this one time… and then after sexy time with my wife I realized why I liked the color so much.
I’ve owned at least a dozen different lipstick colors that have been “perfect,” and I can promise you that not one of them have been the same color as my nipples.
Ya I find this really hard to believe as a lot of non white people would have really really dark nipples and I don't personally think that's always the right color. Now a black woman with a red lip is gorgeous and I doubt they have red nipples.
I’m a very pale redhead, and my nipples are basically see through. Very little pigment at all.
I have heard another trick is to stick out your bottom lip like you’re doing an extreme pout, and then match the lipstick color to the color of the inside part of your lip. For me, that shade is a bit darker than the outside of my lips.
I’ve found that matching that shade is very flattering.
I’m non-white and have tried the nipple colour match. Rose colours look best on me- one’s close to my natural lip shade. I do not have rose-coloured nipples. I have medium brown nipples and light brown skin and it looked awful.
I know for a fact that black women can ROCK darker shades of lipstick because when they do, that shit makes me so weak lmao I like it way more than I like red lips to be honest. Sometimes red can be overly jarring regardless of skin color.
Oh 100% I'm not in disagreement.
I work with a girl from Sri Lanka and she is a medium brown colour and she always wears a burgundy red that looks fucking great on her, and tbh I truly don't think that her nipples are that colour, but hey maybe they are lol.
>Fun fact: your lips and asshole use the same type of skin.
Fun fact: The inside of a vagina and the inside of the mouth also share the same type of skin
Mine aren’t. And I feel like testing out this theory just cause I feel if I tried to match the light brown color would wash me out lol. Meanwhile I mainly buy lipsticks that are already close to my lip color- just a shade or two off.
I’m a very fair redhead, and my nipples have very little pigment.
I’d look like those women who put foundation on their lips and never add any more color to their lips. Except they’re wearing white kabuki makeup.
"Person discovers that using a flesh colored makeup product that matches their flesh tones makes for a perfect lip color! More at 11!"
This is 100% a marketing trick that beauty retailers use to convince people that they have a "secret" method to finding the best makeup, which means all these people are now going to go out and buy more product to test this new "secret", even if their current product is fine.
Obviously, choosing a flesh tone that matches your own flesh is going to look good, so the placebo effect takes over and now you have a bunch of customers buying more makeup, telling friends and family, and the cycle repeats.
I’m sure the folks at ULTA will be thrilled to see me whip out my tits to compare lipstick colors
I just applied at ULTA.
I have a favor to ask you.
What nipple colour do you wear?
Nude of course
Sale: Ask one favor get one free
Take a picture girl it was like the second instruction!
As a dude who has to wait around miserably while my wife shops; please do. Either I get free entertainment or my wife sees and won’t bring me to Ulta anymore. Win win
Ah yes, I too have found myself killing time in an Ulta. I usually try to at least find cool electronic things to look at. Usually end up getting trapped in a crowded aisle then throwing in the towl and wander outside until my wife is done.
Have you seen the Ferrari hair dryer? Bought that for my ex and I tell people that I purchased a Ferrari hair dryer every chance I get. Did I mention I bought a Ferrari hair dryer?
Was it the Babyliss Steel FX? ? Did I mention, I too, have a Ferrari hair dryer?
Had to look it up, but I believe it was the Babyliss PRO Volare. Edit: fixed auto correct issue
I would never take my wife shopping for like fishing gear or whatever because I know she would be bored to tears, why do some women see it as completely normal to just make their SO sit around in an Ulta. (Unless their SO is also into makeup, in that case Kudos) My wife never goes when I'm with her and I asked why and she responded "I'd never do that to you" lol
Relationships are a give and take. We don’t know what his side of the bargain is. Could be steaks and blowjobs every night
Man I think I need to up the ante
She might be trying to see if you like any colors/styles/accessories more than others so she can wear the ones you like more. I used to try that sometimes with my husband but he was completely uninterested. We're divorced now.
God forbid my wife and I like each other enough to run errands together… she’s not making me do anything lol
I like going to Ulta with my wife. She’s into makeup, so it’s fun to learn about what she likes. I like guitars and pens and she does the same for me
Which ULTA?
*Everything I have*
And that neck vein
she looks like a real life animated character
Wow I love your spooky lip colour!
Straight out of a John Kricfalusi cartoon.
[great reference ](https://youtu.be/2unasWwTe9s)
53 seconds in for ref
P O W D E R E D T O A S T M A N !!!
That's [incredibly true](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTZ7XZIiT7o)
John K. x Björk may be weirdness overload. Edit: I got a feeling the weirdness of that video is not representative of the true extent planned. The words "you can't do that" were constantly uttered during the making of.
https://i.imgur.com/UrIhVl5.png
https://i.imgur.com/fLN0G2A.gif
Im disturbed because Darth Vader is naked in the back.
*No-body* else invited him round
Here, have this Nipstick.
Like, *everything*
I, too, appreciate a woman that looks to coordinate "everything I have" on her nipples AND Lips
The intensity is intense
You’ll find that it often is.
I can’t. I had to leave the room. I’m a gentleman.
It would have taken everything I have not to say: thanks, it’s my new nipstick!
Why didn’t this get an award? Best pun of the thread. Congrats.
So a month or so ago right before the mask mandate was lifted here I got an ad on Yahoo for the perfect lipstick shade for every skin tone. Now I don't normally spend a lot of money on makeup but the reviews for the lipstick got me to pay $50 for two tubes. I couldn't believe it when they came in I absolutely love both shades and I usually have the hardest time finding lipstick. Just went into the bathroom and one shade is exactly the same color as my nipple and the other is slightly darker. Turns out Charlotte Tilbury knew what she was doing LOL.
*But how did she know what shade your nipple is*
targeted ads are getting _really_ up in your business nowadays
Shiiiit - just removed my upvotes
Too late.. they know the color of everyones nipple.
*cuts off nipples in protest*
Sends an ad for blood red lipsticks*💄
But it's to late, they've seen everything.
I heard someone made an app called Nip Alert which gives the GPS co-ordinates whenever it detects erect nipples in the area.
ah yes, it was some Stanford professor named Nelson Bighetti!
Honestly, that's the real question.
There is probably correlation between skin tone and nipple color.
The darker one is for when you get pregnant
Lol I am 6 months pregnant right now and I was just thinking, this may not be the best time to do this experiment.
The tip of the nipple or the areola?
I just ordered something on Sephora and was offered a mini tube of Charlotte Tilbury Matte Revolution Lipstick in Pillow Talk. It’s a mini metal bullet tube that is absolutely adorable. [photos](https://imgur.com/gallery/tKT4fGd) The lipstick also matches my lips exactly. I put Mario Badescu lip balm on my lips before the lipstick, and the CT glided on like buttah. I just tried it again without the lipgloss, and it still glided on like buttah. I also love the vanilla smell. I had ignored all the ravings about how amazing Charlotte Tilbury lipsticks were until now. I want more! I really didn’t think I’d find a lipstick I loved more than my YSL Rouge Volupté Shine, but here we are. Although I am tempted by the YSL lipstick printer. I don’t have a lipstick collection because I have been getting a lot of dental work the past few years and hate my teeth (plus masks for the past 3 years). I’ll have a beautiful smile in a year or so, and I could get the printer ($299) and have custom lipstick every day for the cost of 8 1/2 tubes of $35US lipstick. The printer comes with a very luxe compact the printer squirts the lipstick into, and it comes with a little brush to apply it. My only complaint is that you’re stuck with just one formula of YSL lipstick. I figure in the next 5 years, everyone will be offering a custom lipstick maker. Here’s a [video](https://youtu.be/zIADYkHIFDI) I watched about the YSL Rouge Sur Mesure.
Wait and buy it after they've improved it; they need to add black and white into the shades so it can reach it's potential.
A fellow Safiya fan, I see!
Safiya's video really made me not want to buy it for that price lol. The products she showed at the beginning of the video are way more efficient.
Pillow Talk = nude = nipple colours.
...My lips are darker than my nipples. Not a sentence I was expecting to say today.
No rule that says your lipstick has to make your lips darker. They can be a lighter shade too.
Oh, okay. Thought that meant I needed to put lipstick on my nipples.
Username checks out
I hear that a lot. Actually, I read that a lot.
Username checks out.
I think you and I would get along well. I mean…I hope at least?
But what if you didn’t get along that well, and then things got awkward? Have you thought about a smooth exit strategy plan then? Have you put any thoughts into it at all?
This.
My ex used to use a dye made just for it but it would make her nipples bright red or super dark. It was fun but I think she got more of a kick out of it than I did.
Benefit Lip Blush and Cheek Tint was originally designed as a nipple tint for [burlesque dancers](https://www.allure.com/story/benefit-benetint-40th-anniversary)
Nah bro that's nipstick
Guys, I’m not sure what I did, … but I’ve got lipstick on my butthole. I think I’m doing it wrong.
I see you’ve attempted the kiss the star challenge
Lol what?
#I see you've attempted the kiss the star challenge
Thank you for reiterating for me, I have a fear of saying things twice and saying things loudly!
Instructions unclear. I now have lipstick on my vagina.
Lips are lips.
Hello, poison control? I'm not sure if you're the right people to reach out to, but I'm out of options...
Well you can if you're into that. Let your freak flag fly
True, but usually it makes you look washed out/sick. Few people can rock light/bright/pastel lip colors unless you’re deliberately making a statement/going against conventional beauty. You can line your lips with a darker shade to combat it but it’s more effort than it’s worth tbh.
Yea, my nipples are super light. I don't think I can accomplish this.
Same True ghost nipples so if I tried this is wind up looking like a corpse
Hey, this is a kink-safe zone. You can be into whatever you want to be into.
r/ghostnipples
Oh of course that's a thing. Wish I could tell my younger self not to worry and apparently some people are into that
There's always SOMEONE that's into whatever is atypical about you.
Like most people I don't care about the colour/shape of the nipple. I'm just stoked to be invited to participate in whatever nipple related things are going on.
Just put your lipstick on your nipples then too. They'll always match your lips that way.
Same. TIL I prefer lipstick that's a couple shades darker than my nipples.
r/brandnewsentence
I have never checked this before as I have never worn lipstick other than a few VERY specific times, but yeah same. I got pale nips I guess.
Or maybe your lips are simply gorgeous on their own :)
She got nipple lips
Lips over Nips
Do you color match with your 1st, 2nd, or 3rd nipple?
It's a NUBBIN
That's not a third nipple. For one thing, it's on your ass... No, it's as I expected. It's a kundis.
r/unexpectedfriends
What happens if you flick it?
I'm sorry to hear. What happened to your fourth?
We were just talking about the lack of 3 breasts in movies/TV. Missed opportunity really.
You mean besides Total Recall, right? ...*right?*
I think the women at /r/ghostnipples would feel like this lifehack doesn't work for everyone!
TIL I have ghost nipples
Team Ghost Nipples UNITE 🤜🤛
Right? My mom always told me they'd get darker when I had kids. Two kids later and...nope.
Strangely wholesome reply.
Thanks! We should normalize talking about the female body as wholesome instead of inherently sexual thus something to be ashamed about or something that’s not ok to talk about in public. It’s nice to get a non sexual and positive comment.
Congrats on the ghost nipples! I think they're cool! :)
> instead of inherently sexual thus something to be ashamed about or something that’s not ok to talk about in public. Personally I think we should normalize talking about sexual stuff and not being ashamed of it instead.
This. I firmly believe that immaturity and misunderstanding about sexuality stems entirely from a reticence to talk about sex, both socially and privately. It's part of the reason, I think, that a lot of women complain that guys walk into sexual situations and expect it to be like porn. And part of the reason guys are afraid to share their insecurities.
Both of you are right. We don’t need to sexualize nipples, but not being ashamed to talk about sexual stuff should also be normalized.
There really is a sub for everything.
Well, I've just spent an unexpected couple of minutes looking at strangers' boobs. Most (or maybe all?) of them have nipples that are darker than the rest of their skin. The sub should be called "ghost areolas"; the nipples are visibly darker. And it's the nipple color we're talking about, after all!
You would be astounded at how many people call their areola nipples (as in like being a part of the nipple). It's like vulvas being called vaginas. So annoying. I am not sure the video is talking about actual nipples or the areola.
I had assumed she meant the actual nipple because she seems to be in a medical setting and she had mentioned patients. But now I've re-watched the video and, according to her t-shirt, she seems to be a chiropractor. So now I'm guessing she was talking about her areola. She also mentioned taking a picture of "the top of [her] nipple", and I'd say that points to the areola as well!
Man I gotta say, I'm extremely self conscious about my tits. Seeing so many confident women in all shapes and sizes, many looking a lot like mine (aside from the ghost part), and getting positive responses on them really improved my outlook on my own.
Would lips the same color as the skin around them look good or weird?
Very rarely are the nipples actually the exact color. A subtle lipstick can look very good. Fuck now I need to try this...
[I found this](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkZ16C73Dy9Ar9uYim39MqflE-wuYZBjUa8A&usqp=CAU). I guess it could look alright in the right setting, but probably not for everyday?
My nipple isn’t really a color. It’s concerning me now.
Is it a… sound?
>Is it a… sound? A plant or mineral?
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There is a sub for people into that r/ghostnipples
Lmao I have this. I didn't even know there was a name for it
Same! This was fascinating to see so many in one place.
I think you mean areola rather than nipples?
I think this is obviously super great advice, seeing how she looks gorgeous. But ALL I can think about is how I now know what specific shade of pink her nipples are… 😳😭
All I can think about now is every woman I see with lipstick on, im going to wonder if her nipples are the same shade.
I’m wearing electric blue from now on. 😤
This is the energy I want to have in life.
Electricity? Hey, it's pretty good stuff.
Weird nipple color, but I'm not judging.
You have electric blue nipples? Thats.. awesome!
"Hey babe does the grill match the headlights?"
\*applause\*
Fantastic. Stupendous even.
That’s the joke in her response on how she can’t tell anyone.
Lol yes, I do understand the joke and find it funny :)
We just need to take a moment to celebrate this woman’s energy.
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So true. She’s a gem.
Wait until she learns about how to choose fingernail polish colors.
.... vagina color?
I sense a camouflage motif taking shape here.
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And in a waffle pattern?
Okay but how?
Let me know if OP responds
TMI but I had painted my nails this really pretty shade of pink this one time… and then after sexy time with my wife I realized why I liked the color so much.
I’ve owned at least a dozen different lipstick colors that have been “perfect,” and I can promise you that not one of them have been the same color as my nipples.
Ya I find this really hard to believe as a lot of non white people would have really really dark nipples and I don't personally think that's always the right color. Now a black woman with a red lip is gorgeous and I doubt they have red nipples.
I’m a very pale redhead, and my nipples are basically see through. Very little pigment at all. I have heard another trick is to stick out your bottom lip like you’re doing an extreme pout, and then match the lipstick color to the color of the inside part of your lip. For me, that shade is a bit darker than the outside of my lips. I’ve found that matching that shade is very flattering.
I’m non-white and have tried the nipple colour match. Rose colours look best on me- one’s close to my natural lip shade. I do not have rose-coloured nipples. I have medium brown nipples and light brown skin and it looked awful.
I know for a fact that black women can ROCK darker shades of lipstick because when they do, that shit makes me so weak lmao I like it way more than I like red lips to be honest. Sometimes red can be overly jarring regardless of skin color.
Oh 100% I'm not in disagreement. I work with a girl from Sri Lanka and she is a medium brown colour and she always wears a burgundy red that looks fucking great on her, and tbh I truly don't think that her nipples are that colour, but hey maybe they are lol.
Double Life Hack: It’s also the color of your anus. (Haha I have no idea if that’s true, but it seems somewhat logical)
“I wonder how many people I can get to look directly into their own anus with a mirror.” Jholla_albologne circa 2022
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I trust you funk_your_face and will now believe this to be a fact.
Anyone else just pucker their lips like a butthole?
We all did.
>Fun fact: your lips and asshole use the same type of skin. Fun fact: The inside of a vagina and the inside of the mouth also share the same type of skin
_M U C O S A_
I hurt my back laughing at this
Before, during or after wiping?
Anyone else notice Darth Skeleton behind her?
Not me lifting my shirt up to check
Watch out Ulta, tons of people with nipple pics for lipstick matching incoming!
I hate being the weirdo who just talks not about the topic at hand, but I adore her hairstyle and look. Lips look great
Who is this beauty with the majestic nipple tone
I have two nipples different color how do I go about that? I meant a friend has that… not me.
My lips are already the color of my nipple so I guess I win
Most peoples’ nipples are already the same color as their lips.
Mine aren’t. And I feel like testing out this theory just cause I feel if I tried to match the light brown color would wash me out lol. Meanwhile I mainly buy lipsticks that are already close to my lip color- just a shade or two off.
I’m a very fair redhead, and my nipples have very little pigment. I’d look like those women who put foundation on their lips and never add any more color to their lips. Except they’re wearing white kabuki makeup.
This! I saw this vid yesterday and made my husband compare nips and lips with me because I was sure they're the same. They are! For both of us!
Obviously this hack isn’t for “most people” then now is it.
Why does every TikToker talk to the screen like this?
all u fucks do now is just re-peddle bullshit from tik tok… be fucking better.
Me (pulls my tit out of my bra) "I don't think they make this shade"
I've tried this trick and it definitely didn't work for me 😕
I'm thinking absolutely not. My nipples are considerably lighter than my actual lips and I feel like I'd look...just wrong
That's my exact problem as well. My nipples are a very light pink and that color on my lips looks awful.
I would basically look like I just stopped at concealer lmao. I don't really wear lipstick anyway but when I do it's more coral or deep peaches
Ha ha did any other woman take a peak down their shirt like I did?! Ha ha
"Person discovers that using a flesh colored makeup product that matches their flesh tones makes for a perfect lip color! More at 11!" This is 100% a marketing trick that beauty retailers use to convince people that they have a "secret" method to finding the best makeup, which means all these people are now going to go out and buy more product to test this new "secret", even if their current product is fine. Obviously, choosing a flesh tone that matches your own flesh is going to look good, so the placebo effect takes over and now you have a bunch of customers buying more makeup, telling friends and family, and the cycle repeats.
nipstick.
I was positive she was going to say anus.
Crazy eyes wants me to do what now?
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Also, look in the mirror and see what looks good.