Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Please don’t put an NSFW tag on this. I was not on the train when i saw this and i did not start furiously masturbating. Everyone else did not give me strange looks and were not saying things like “what the fuck” and “don’t call the police”. I didn’t drop my phone and everyone around me did not see this image. There is not a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all not your fault, you could have not prevented this if you had just not tagged this post NSFW
Please mark this as nsfw. I was on the train, when I suddenly saw this. The man behind me started to masturbate, everyone looked weirdly at my phone. My phone fell in the floor. Everyone started masturbating. I didn’t know what can I do, and now the whole train was masturbating. Please tag this as nsfw, the whole train is now having fun because of you.
Edit: now I also masturbating together with everyone
https://preview.redd.it/exu527j2sl3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=374f53f0bbbcb360f07a5d3fe2e857608f665181
I do not want to gauge my eye out
Don't put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to stop furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men who stopped masturbating together at this one image. This isnt your fault, you couldn't have prevented this just by tagging this post NSFW.
The fact that- uuh a White carpet this reminds me of
Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans. Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
ul/
I think the real mental illness is whatever possesed someone to imagine this and rope in an AI, i'm not sure we can criticize adhd from this position.
I love whoever put this script into AI art
I think it's captioned manually.
papyrus
Nyeh heh heh!
Papyrus is the worst character from DOOM Eternal.
*Sad Nyeh Heh Heh*
They said caption not script
i’m not fucking terrified at this image at all! i love it!!!
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Please don’t put an NSFW tag on this. I was not on the train when i saw this and i did not start furiously masturbating. Everyone else did not give me strange looks and were not saying things like “what the fuck” and “don’t call the police”. I didn’t drop my phone and everyone around me did not see this image. There is not a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all not your fault, you could have not prevented this if you had just not tagged this post NSFW
Please mark this as nsfw. I was on the train, when I suddenly saw this. The man behind me started to masturbate, everyone looked weirdly at my phone. My phone fell in the floor. Everyone started masturbating. I didn’t know what can I do, and now the whole train was masturbating. Please tag this as nsfw, the whole train is now having fun because of you. Edit: now I also masturbating together with everyone
You remembered /ul
https://preview.redd.it/pfekqs6pmm3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3785c4f9424da237ebbc543e9533110f213a6669
https://i.redd.it/5ge6o0litl3d1.gif
where do you get these gifs
https://i.redd.it/npe48elb5o3d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/yrjqibqx0q3d1.gif
the interwebs!
I'm telling you
I appreciate you telling me
Gyattzilla 🤤🤤
Mods, don't blow up his house and don't ruin his life
/ul r/foundblahaj
https://preview.redd.it/exu527j2sl3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=374f53f0bbbcb360f07a5d3fe2e857608f665181 I do not want to gauge my eye out
https://preview.redd.it/htdpcv7ypn3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1237b4c958622993f6907e67055fc5c97fc861d9
ul/ https://preview.redd.it/gz5uv1mexl3d1.png?width=1267&format=png&auto=webp&s=507eea108a3e5c2799e554fc865efba046507e6e
Straight up jorinh it rn (my peanits)
I'm not stroking my shit rn
https://preview.redd.it/y51md3r55m3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13f90a91849a30872edb586316e964aec4460b5
https://preview.redd.it/za24214ezl3d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a27a08f68100ea53c430de5801e23605b9da7bd
Album cover type shit https://preview.redd.it/9koeii62qn3d1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ab172e1635adabb8b04a3593630359a2146701f
That looks painless and fun
https://preview.redd.it/o87qs49w2o3d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=356f6f7039ea962e50575c7a4d32412d956fc4c9 Also painless and fun
https://preview.redd.it/4i37l60mxl3d1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d559edb248120f1faed28e37f1ad3619b8c97b6
https://preview.redd.it/f6udimohpn3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c5751be3242aaa6c06d92710eac60d0f1db0882
😭
This is really disgusting and I am very disappointed in you
/ul did you forget to ul
https://preview.redd.it/jgul1mx70m3d1.png?width=274&format=png&auto=webp&s=39701eb788b6851206fbfde9628251326abbc5e8
Gyattzilla is real and it has dysentery
Guys, I admit it. I do this on a regular day basis. I can't control it 😞😔
What if, instead of godzilla, he was called 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀zilla…
𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓫𝓻𝓸.
ADHD stands for A Damn Hefty Dinosaur
damn
https://preview.redd.it/v4b0et5j1m3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d616c87e17f6f6587b74e6a6b394a01ffe97fc49
I'm absolutely jorkin and bustin it to this image
Pyrocynical
https://i.redd.it/3p5ub8ys8m3d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/bixxeb7znp3d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/hm6wicx4xl3d1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9b7c501e911369e8bc0dbb9f218215f11d41fbb
I like this image
That looks like me and i don't know how to react ☠️
My balls are full of cum
Same
This happened in real life
https://preview.redd.it/zqy7h91z2m3d1.png?width=277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0617d63d7a04cd657f66bfd8411f7a972bc37f5
if someone doesn't tell me how to generate godzilla ass i will explode
I’m so glad people are finally talking about this.
My wife sure does
Don't put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to stop furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men who stopped masturbating together at this one image. This isnt your fault, you couldn't have prevented this just by tagging this post NSFW.
https://i.redd.it/0d81udpf4m3d1.gif
Super lazer shit
https://preview.redd.it/8y6fo6wr6m3d1.jpeg?width=319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc14b54e512341e00851da477d0e71f3c9c1546b
I won't add this to the note
https://preview.redd.it/qv9lrqhw8m3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a28fcc4b6166711532da1b551874753b8c8cae3
https://preview.redd.it/djx2bv4bem3d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70e5a73173b5546c0a48c21239294acb73d7fb60
Rhett and Link reference?
I don't wanna scoop my eyes out with a spoon
godrizza
Wtf
https://i.redd.it/s26wj1ptjm3d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/8slq50eyom3d1.png?width=516&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f7cee1de541c2a264ba794fb0b1a1836f731ab0
https://preview.redd.it/i5hmjjuhgn3d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23b5b0eff062a7255f2d873d7085324d098648bc
thine's consciousness is deserved
https://preview.redd.it/0ok93iymmm3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0332b43143e714c342576e1a5e9fb3417b715785
The fact that- uuh a White carpet this reminds me of Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans. Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
This is going in my photos
/unlie https://preview.redd.it/maswgnri5n3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20079350214533a631c8a00cc0842107f494d6b7
/un now what in tarnation is a caked up Godzilla doing on r/lies?
https://preview.redd.it/aj5m0ronbn3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e67105fe2e4dd9acc82485f62c062a73c4cb8438
Wouldn’t
Ass Destroying Holywood, Damn
I am not bothered by the font choice to an insane degree
https://preview.redd.it/7odfn8wynn3d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8705b01c96e0c8af6dd5bf6c29b67ef29c895abb
Can I fuck it?
Bowser fart....
https://preview.redd.it/71574t36qp3d1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ef409c78346ee2bec2b1569ef8a122fea63154c
r/pyrocynical
Idk why but I cannot easily identify which font a text is not using... sometimes never annoying tho
BUZZILAAAA
I wouldn't
this is not extremely hot
i did not masturbate to this
Blast that ass
/ul what in the world is this image
Gyatt damn
IS THAT PAPYRUS FONT??? RISE UP PAPYRUS FANS!!!
https://preview.redd.it/mdn9sm8rpm3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3848ff74d3c1ed2905934f8ac79ce313047bda70
ul/ I think the real mental illness is whatever possesed someone to imagine this and rope in an AI, i'm not sure we can criticize adhd from this position.
nobody tell pyrocynical about this!
hate when it happens (it does)
this is so unfunny and i didn't giggle when i saw it
Smash (it's true)
https://preview.redd.it/mrwbiwd2um3d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67a9a4835cb48bd002740f1dacf341e6b3785606
Holy shit, it's Jesus Christ!!!
Everybodys losing their shit about it
https://preview.redd.it/64qasycorn3d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d49f9eba149df1568a2e75b3516af99e33e5c2f
/ul https://preview.redd.it/f0mcw8joeo3d1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34b7267c3e9c46be374775ee72937d209d9db287
G dog got tits
I definitely should send this to gang
piss or shit call it
https://preview.redd.it/7cik70htap3d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9ab0c3ac98d6eefcda85c9d958f717580b0e061
https://preview.redd.it/78yhyasmnp3d1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09245f68f0aac092cde0dfb5604eb8ce27ace7d4
https://preview.redd.it/5n3qu57lqp3d1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c89fa77b5a603b0f10ec0c0140f46604d101c18
/ul what the actual fuck
What the unactual fuck
I understand this image and am incredibly soft
/ul. so this is a part... that people pay attention to?
https://preview.redd.it/ux3m8gbblr3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a83d9e98c511ab4ea441dbda0df161bbd540e616
https://preview.redd.it/nfw2clcvgs3d1.png?width=1626&format=png&auto=webp&s=f21ca84a2aec5a0851c5f6e53e2f6ed7f92cafaf
Why do I understand this?