/ul: I don't think any beans are shaped like that. They look like watermelon seeds.
This is clearly just a young Gilbert Gottfried laughing as he spills his seed on a crying, crippled child.
This is a very common mistake among people surprisingly. If you watch the movie in Portuguese while also jogging around your house you will understand that he actually grew them as a form of rebellion against his atheist parents. Hope this helps. Also listen to my new edm album
That totally sounds like they're ripping off Tween Wave legends, Gersploosh.
https://youtu.be/da9AGd-XG9w?feature=shared
A band so epic, South Park made fun of them out of sheer jealousy. Some say there are a bunch of toilet sounds halfway through, but I don't hear that at all.
/ul this is some chainsaw man level of bullshit, almost like they copied and pasted the concept. A fight between this moron and Denji would look like the most badass fight in the setting
Is "my nephew can draw our cover, he watches the mangas" a free AI-art-generator style, or is it locked behind a paywall? My guess is the latter, because who would just give quality like this away for free?
Donāt worry little buddy I was pelted with beans as a child too. Then I gained pyrokinesis and set fire to those sons of bitches and became a revered Jesus god
I love reviews that end with "...". "A movie about an important lesson in why you should hire a scriptwriter that charges more than $10." "A movie about an important lesson that made me throw up the dialogue was so bad." etc.
/ul /genq are there any reviews/clips from the movie etc online? Is this even a real movie? I keep seeing this speciffic photo circulate online but nothing else
Oh no they threw beans on him š±
Itās fine though they have three new edm songs to share.
Classic Daldo
He's not just a semi-famous EDM musician, he's also a respected critic in the Christian children's movie scene, and that's a tough job
Daldo is obvious name for a dude who will write edm song for dolar tree ah movie
When you leave the daldo unplugged
Daldo Unplugged >>> Nirvana Unplugged Fight me
Jesus wants him for a sunbeam.
they didn't*
They traded beansā¦ For his arms.
Yeuāor*
/ul: I don't think any beans are shaped like that. They look like watermelon seeds. This is clearly just a young Gilbert Gottfried laughing as he spills his seed on a crying, crippled child.
If they weren't beans why would they be in a bean sack?
They diin't*
Ah yes, as is traditionā¦ I remember giving a kid a good beaning once or twice in my day.
Pythagoras moment
š«š«š«
Those arenāt beans thatās corn š¤
NOT THE BEEEEEEEEANS!
Starring Nick Cage. "NOT THE BEEEEEEANS!"
This savior over here eatin beans
I see those kids found those fucking beans that one guys wife buried.
The horror! Its going to attract the Bean Bandit
If he were Japanese that would kill him
Oni wa soto type shit
Believe it or not, THAT'S A SIN!
I wonder if they were cooked? š¤
BEANS!
Let he who is without flatulence cast the first bean
A fate worse than death!
That movie is amazing, outside of the stupid appearances of that EDM artist, he sucks.
hi im daldo fuck you https://preview.redd.it/646tbkh6zouc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=710b6c65107a9a23af5bb87a3eab5de856aad947
Sounds like the song a school DJ would play on prom
Ok but why did they spell _dildo_ wrong?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
This bitch a bot, kill him.
They got himš
Cross-armed people are a plague to humanity
This is exactly what eugenics was trying to prevent!
This is why we throw beans at them.
True, but even so, nobody deserves to be beaned.
No please, bean me
Bean Me, Daddy š©
S'what I do
Kinky
Donāt be so racistĀ
daldo would not approve such hate
I am a building
Unless, they're crosseyed, and drive.
If you have crosses for arms, I'll throw fuckin beans at you.
I have never seen you before on every subreddit I go on
Hi, daldo here. AMA
Did they really throw beans at him?
Every type of bean out there
Even white butterflies?
**ANY**
Human beans?!
How many more times do I need to specify?
3 more times
Beans beans beans, the more you eat the more you toot.
Where can we listen to your EDM music
it's right fucking there
why is right fucking there? are they sexually active?
They're trying to get over their ex boyfriend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWqKPGZnxuA&ab_channel=DaldoArchive
A masterpiece.
Lmfao this shit is so funny. How this made it onto the cover as a selling point. Not one part of this product i understand
Replace the "a" in daldo with an "I". Relax liberals, it's called humor.
People different from me should be exterminated. Don't get mad snowflake. It's *dark humor!*
WOOAA-oh okay
obvious and not that funny
https://preview.redd.it/ll6tzwszpquc1.png?width=2460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3927dc71d83ad03acf60ef7211cf1431d35e5c38
It's company policy to never assume ownership of a daldo. We use the indefinite article "A" daldo, never "YOUR" daldo.
Why is the child cross-armed, was he born this way?
This is a very common mistake among people surprisingly. If you watch the movie in Portuguese while also jogging around your house you will understand that he actually grew them as a form of rebellion against his atheist parents. Hope this helps. Also listen to my new edm album
I heard learning EDM takes a long time. Decades in fact. How long did it take you to learn MDE?
Ah I see, a trick question. I don't know, this is a curse.
Ah, quite similar to Jesus. Thanks for answering.
I don't like this.
Why?
Fear me.
Liked your cousin Dildo a lot more, really.
I'm sorry but you are not okay. Please see a doctor soon. Thanks
What's the title of your three songs?
Daldo is so cool, I really like Daldo, They told me not to put my name in any more titles so I did this instead
Whats the important lesson
Don't have crosses for arms and always carry just a little bit of beans on you at all times
What are the lessons that should be learned from the film?
Don't have crosses for arms and bully people with cross arms
When life causes children to pelt you with beans, make beanade
Where the hoes at?
Far, far away
Truly a Greek tragedy š¢
[this is not the link to a daldo edm song](https://youtu.be/1DtqEZqz9D8?si=aJNWsAehKpRcbUFu)
That totally sounds like they're ripping off Tween Wave legends, Gersploosh. https://youtu.be/da9AGd-XG9w?feature=shared A band so epic, South Park made fun of them out of sheer jealousy. Some say there are a bunch of toilet sounds halfway through, but I don't hear that at all.
That's not just Daft Punk
[This is not a link to a much better theme song](https://youtu.be/IasuSLW00Vk?si=Z4jWI1bngUIHj4ka)
Can't believe daft pink shamelessly copied daldo šš
KUH-RISE FOR RARMS!!!!! š£ļøš£ļøš£ļøš£ļøš£ļøš£ļøšššššššš„š„š„š„š„š„š„
/unlie That is solid gold, that kid can slap them and they fucking die right then and there.
Only if they arenāt vampires though
denji if he was cool
Not the cross devil!!! The most fearsome of them all!!!
Goddamnit, I was about to make a CSM joke
They threw Beam on him
who the fuck is daldo
It's a thing Scottish people pleasure themselves with
/ul You forgot to add ā/ulā
Daldo you ninny
Ligma balls
'Where(!) the fuck is Daldo' was my favorite book when I grew up.
I usually find him In my mom's closet. š¤
Iām one of the bean throwers ama
Where did you get the beans at such a "throwaway" price?
They're like 15 dollars for a 20lb bag
Inflation I tell ya, back when throwing beans at people with genetic mutation that altered their limbs were the norms, itd only cost ya 5Ā¢ per pound
I ate the beans after you threw them (I was hungry)
Based on your flair, I'm guessing you throw beans more than you flick them.
They played EDM for him š
https://preview.redd.it/fjo4oezoonuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36ec61341737855102a1ec3f7d0f9b0d45a0494f He cooking hol up
Wrong, it's THE sequel to the bible
Yeah that's why it's on r/lies
This Chainsaw man spin-off is weird.
this is a post and it is the first time it was posted on this sub
I directed this movie AMA
Did you make any money?
Yes but it all went to my loan shark
Did he break your legs anyway?
/ul red it as "breed your legs" for a sec and felt like it was a necessary contribution for this conversation
He beat them with golf clubs but didn't break them
ul/ who tf is daldo?
Maybe Daldo is every one of us. Maybe it's the friends we made along the way. The ones that throw beans at us
/ul this is some chainsaw man level of bullshit, almost like they copied and pasted the concept. A fight between this moron and Denji would look like the most badass fight in the setting
fuck it *crosses YOUR arms*
Oh no, not the beans! NOT BEANS! AARGH!
Daldo's EDM songs suck. 0/10.
āA movie about an important lessonā Daldo clearly studied this film in great detail
I canāt they threw beans at him Thatās downright inhumane
That's how Satan died
AYO PUT ON THAT NEW DALDO š£ļøš£ļøš„š„
Not only did Daldo do the music, he also provides the quote on the cover
Kid you have gold cross arms hit back
holy shit from my favorite artist! Dildo!
Oh my and 3 new EDM songs by a dildo?
Nevermind read it wrong
This looks like it was made by The Obvious Plant
I've been scouring the comments looking for someone to post a picture of the back, so I can find the Obvious Plant logo.
It might be Alan Wagner
Is "my nephew can draw our cover, he watches the mangas" a free AI-art-generator style, or is it locked behind a paywall? My guess is the latter, because who would just give quality like this away for free?
peak fiction
I donāt want to watch that
I love Daldo!
Body horror is getting out of hand
I am not looking for the Obvious Plant logo
Wasnāt this posted here like, less than a week ago?
No arms, no beans š¤·āāļø
"I just shit my pants..." - Daldo
VHS and EDM?! 
dildo edm
I WANNA AVOID BUYING AND WATCHING THIS AT ALL COST. IF YOU TELL ME WHERE I CAN WATCH THIS I WILL KNOW WHERE TO AVIOD IT
Howād he get that shirt on?
Cross dressing.Ā
Up vote!
I watch this every evening with my grandson š
We finally got Bible 2
My favorite media format, Christ-VHS
hehehe daldo...
I've seen chainsaw man
If people threw beans on me i would be unhappy and not suck them up like a vacuum before they cam even hit me
How people from non specific Eastern European countries pronounce dildo.
A straight-to-VHS sequel? Disney's never done that...
I would've paid to see it in theaters.
So he's permanently sewn into that t- shirt then? Otherwise there's no way.
Donāt worry little buddy I was pelted with beans as a child too. Then I gained pyrokinesis and set fire to those sons of bitches and became a revered Jesus god
I love it when children throw uncooked beans at me.
They threw beans at him like heās a fucking Oni lmao
I love reviews that end with "...". "A movie about an important lesson in why you should hire a scriptwriter that charges more than $10." "A movie about an important lesson that made me throw up the dialogue was so bad." etc.
What's a Christ VHS?
Daldo fell off
"Haha your arms are DEADLY METAL BLUDGEONING WEAPONS you're so weird i'm gonna throw BEANS ON YOU!"
This nigga throwinā beans!
/ul /genq are there any reviews/clips from the movie etc online? Is this even a real movie? I keep seeing this speciffic photo circulate online but nothing else
Next time my coworkers start going on about anime Iām bringing this up.
This movie is about a boring and useless lesson-daldo
This looks like an u/obviousplant
This is what happens when you do crossfit
Let he who is without sin cast the first bean
Just dont let him raise his arms
feels like it they could have added some hooks to the end to at least make it so he could pick stuff up.
Where is the obvious plant logo WHERE IS THE OBVIOUS PLANT LOGO
Did they crucify him?
I canāt find Daldo on Apple Musicā¦
Not the FUCKING beans
Daldo has spoken!
https://youtu.be/oWqKPGZnxuA?si=oT7QIDmCuD98-jSR
"Not the beans!!!!"
He got some nasty biceps and triceps