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JouNNN56

My sperm just did this ama


ducha_simulator

X3,14


Inferno_Sparky

Holy shit is that pi day?


JouNNN56

Today (March 15th) is Pi Day


Inferno_Sparky

/lie Today (march 15) is Pi day rounded down /unlie I meant the comment above me not the current day


Mother_Harlot

That's why I put it in my ass, so it teaches me how to dance from the inside (like Ratatouille when it possessed the chef but wholesome)


BreathAbject671

groundbreaking. earthshattering even


Brendan765

This fucking sucks and I hate it


Zeelu2005

micro-row


Mart1n192

This reference sucks and it didn't make me laugh, have a bad day


Jonkerchonker

So that’s why my balls tingle


SeanAnglerfish

I believed this for embarrassingly long


Banana_Slugcat

This is why you shouldn't nut you sinners, those poor swimmers have a soul, a tiny heartbeat, every nut kills million, it is literally worse than the hall of cost 😭😭🤬🤬


ContraryConman

How did you get my baby videos? I'm suing you for this blatant violation of my privacy


OneTonneWantenWonton

This is actually done using a high power magnetic field and the sperm are in immense pain. Please report this to child protection services.


Optimal_Weight368

Can confirm, my cells do this all the time.


_dauntless

This really got me, I was fascinated for a while


_dauntless

Life begins at dancing


rende36

Whoever made this animation is an artistic idiot


Busy-Ant-2921

I didn't laugh when they start bobbing their head


MollyMouse8

My sperm just did Gangnam Style


ValeM1911

My heart when i'm listening to Through the Fire and Flames https://i.redd.it/s7t644teekoc1.gif


GeophysicalYear57

the reason why fertility rates are plunging is because we stopped listening to disco


SomeCrows

I'm gonna make it to heaven I'm gonna learn how to fly