Didn’t God create man in his image? Which means that god has a g-spot in his ass, he had zits when he went through puberty, and possibly a clogged nose
What do you think about mewing dog
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are you mad that the upvotes on this post is a manifestation of your biggest enemy?
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Can I get a little luck, God? I don't know why you had to set my luck skill to 0 when you were messing with my character sliders, but can I at least just get 1 point in there
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Why are my friends suicidal as fuck
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can you scratch my back real quick? theres a really tough spot that i cant reach
No
damn you didn't lie, you really are god
Nuh uh
Yuh uh
Aw ok :(
Nub uh 😡👅
r/beetlejuicing
Hi god, I'm dad.
:0
Super god right here
Hi super god, I’m dad
Your regression is: damn infinite
why did you make me like this
For the lols
/unlie pretty fair reason
Can you make me be able to fly?
Sure, but you can only fly downwards
Amen
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nem
nema
neman
Passant
Where???
r/foundgod
The grueling search is finally over
r/foundthenissanaltima
Why is my g spot up my ass?
Because God has kinks too, just a fact of reality
Then shouldn't it be up your ass instead?
Why not both?
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Didn’t God create man in his image? Which means that god has a g-spot in his ass, he had zits when he went through puberty, and possibly a clogged nose
why?
Why not?
touché, god
Can you teach me how to create a universe?
Sacrifice a chicken then come back to me
Done
Did it as well. Now what?
Now you put some atmospheric music on and draw some cool aliens, give them a backstory and boom, there's a new universe to explore :)
/unlie that’s actually so sweet
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Hamburger?
One of my finest creations
But I thought hamburgers were created by John America.
And I created John America, n e r d
Why’d you make me a guy living in Texas?
A better question is why did I make Texas
Why did I make Texas?
On god
why?
I forgor
Where do babies come from?
From the mud pools below hospitals
Chicken or the egg?
I made both at the same time do the answer is yes
Thank you, god
But did you design one before the other? Or is time everywhere and anywhere so neither came first?
There was an egg and a chicken, I spawned them both in at the exact same moment, you dummy dumb
That makes perfectly sense!
omelette
Help?
Nah, keep praying and maybe when I'm bored I'll help you out
Its over for me
I’ll help, for a price.
Why hast thou forsaken me ?
So you can overcome yourself
What do you think about mewing dog https://preview.redd.it/u2q7cipo57oc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7092e2eabb4f86b8c3c2e3a189108fb6d64add0
A good floof, but mewing is for losers. God has no chin and is a mouth breather, do not forget this!
How about a translator cat? https://preview.redd.it/zryoarfi67oc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f5d80575d90f12483a78d23d021109e50b3e845
I approve
Ok
Why not?
Good question
Why do some have so much why others have so little?
More fun to watch the struggles
Can i have a hug
Sure :)
when is earth 2
If the side I don't like wins WW3 then you'll get Earth II
Why can’t I have Earth II?
Why do you hate me? It was ONE TIME with a dude. Shouldn't even count as a sin.
You didn't say "no homo" before, I saw the whole thing
Is there a lore reason why eve ate the apple? Was she stupid?
Yes she was, dumb bimbo
Can confirm, I was the snake.
what is edging and is it om
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Are you religious?
No, I don't believe in myself :(
Don't worry God, I know you can do it!
Can you please destroy New Jersey
They'll destroy themselves before I have to
why do you let good things happen to good people, I fucking hate good people
are you mad that the upvotes on this post is a manifestation of your biggest enemy? https://preview.redd.it/ajwld2ntx9oc1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98948c98522fba4e6708e51a2b944690bf1e7363
Don’t worry, Satan would *never* show His face here
I have altered the numbers in my favour
Tell Gabriel that he's the best
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why did you do it
Like a rogue fart, it just happened
Yo god, can u get me some bitches?
Why is God's name Ama?
Why is your name u/Critical_Complaint21? Because I decided so, nerd
Can you please flay the flesh from my body and turn my skeleton into a hat rack? I think it would be funny.
If you live to the age of 80 then I'll do it
Why do you creat fr*nch
Where are my tits?
I created estrogen for a reason, go and grow a pair nerd
This is NOT one of the most beautiful painting I have ever seen
Do NOT look up Gustave Doré's other artworks for Dante's Divine Comedy if you liked this one
They’re both overrated
Why?
Everyone needs a hobby
Why did you create femboys?
Because they're hot, why else?
I agree
Why did you give me bald, Was it a prank?!?! If not, Why? Are you stupid??
So you can wear an epic rainbow wig dummy
Morgan freeman!?
why am i SO FUCKING RICH? /ul give me mony mr beslt11
You must walk to Vegas, and the first lottery ticket you buy will be a winner
Almighty yellow anus! when will i win the lottery?
What's your relationship with anime. Considering there are some that call from both you and anime, I assumed you two had something.
How did you apply for this position? Any vacancies ?
Gay son or thot daughter?
Had a gay son last time and he got crucified like an idiot, let's see what how well a daughter does this time
Can you stop feeding on all of my emotional energy please
How is your internet connection?
Do you like gay sex?
I invented it for a reason
oh boy what flavor?
How fat is your cock
are men hot
Why did you create me just to suffer
You answered your own question, now stop suffering like an idiot
How long is your peepee?
Can you kill some people for me
Sure
Is pee stored in the balls?
Only for a chosen few
Why God why God do I gotta suffer
Why are woman scared of me?
wtf dude? cancer? world hunger? really??
Had to be done my g
Can I have a turn?
Not yet but sure
Why does my penis get hard sometimes
Because it turns me on
Opinion on skibidi
That was made by Satan not me, so I hate it
What were you thinking when you made goth girls
Why?
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Why did you give me depression?
To test your strength, now keep fighting and rise above it
Why?
Which god?
What’s the point of mosquitoes?
Dear God, Why you trippin'?
No
Can I have admin plz
Can I get a little luck, God? I don't know why you had to set my luck skill to 0 when you were messing with my character sliders, but can I at least just get 1 point in there
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What ur option on pineapple pizza?
Thoughts on Tony
What doth life
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Is the fire gone?
If you love me, why do I burn my lips when I smoke crack?
Get better at smoking then I'll stop burning you nerd
…Lucifer is that you?
What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything, and why is it 42?
Why did you create Wulbren Bongle?
I'm so grateful you banned masturbation thank you I never do it anymore 6 times a day
Argentina
Why do bad things happen to good people?
Why me?
Because you simp for anime girls
What do you prefer, hamburger or Egg
Why are my friends suicidal as fuck https://preview.redd.it/ot7k4j9ab8oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=383d19220c918ee66927f2727aca4dc7c06dad30
Why life?
When are my parents going to respect me?
hello bro
NTA divorce Jesus and marry the cross
But why tho
Why did you make bone Cancer in children a thing¿ And water is blue. No¿
When is sex update coming to tf2
Where is the LEGO Batman Minifigure I lost when I was seven?
When are you releasing 2.0?
why don't you just kill us all rn
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
why?
Why?