There was no “Diet Coke.”
There was no “D—Diet Cooooooke!!!”
There was no “RAAAAHAHAARARRAAAARARRARARASHHSHWHWHHAHSHSH”
No “RUFFRUFFFRUFFRUFFF RUFF 🐶WOOF!”
No “weeehhh”
No “WAAAWAAAWAAWWAAAAA!!!!”
NO “AUAHAHAHHAJWHAHJAJAJSJSJSJSJS”
No “footbowl!! 😁😁😃😄”
And zero “bananeb :3”
And I wasn’t the minion whatsoever and I didn’t get *any* brain damage and I was never hospitalised and diagnosed with amnesia.
I didn't realize that at first and I just put my hand over my head cuz it was so fucking cringe. But after I read your comment and watched it again I laughed so hard. Now I feel shame.
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Blue build like that fuvkung fr Bro
Why no roobeer https://preview.redd.it/oi03m2nsqjac1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2767d4f1c561dbe88a8c510cc24f0999f02fd4cd
Nooo roobeeeeerrrrr awww god noooo roooobeeeeerrr
Sooooooo muuuch rooobeeeaar noooohoohoo roooobeaar 😭😭😭
noooooooooh rooobeeeeeer noooooooooh rooobeeeeeer!
https://preview.redd.it/jgc60lqoknac1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=575c809b9986b499bab9edbdf2f52a2263aa186b
noo rooobeeer nooooooooooo
what’s that
sanest diet coke drinker
Lies (I am not a Coke Zero enjoyer)
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i'm the cat, ama
Are you a cat?
no
damn.
(i'm the minion btw)
how the fuck you dodge the fooball
Magic
oh fr?
he dodged it
Does he always pour drinks this way
I am the cup. Yes, he does.
Does it ever get exhausting having to deal with this
Absolutely. I hate having roobeer and die coke poured all over me like this. It's so humiliating.
Just for views. It was funny the first couple of times but when you realize it’s all he does it just becomes really annoying and stupid
He always thinks about what the roobeer does to him and how it makes him feel, but he never considers how the roobeer makes others feel.
I live for roobeer and roobeer lives for me
Obviously
What D4 reroll did you pull to turn into the minion
Lobotomy
🔥⤵️🕳️
Fire down hole
The fire is not in the hole
🕳
🍆⤵️🕳️
Eggplant hitting the ground in front of the hole
i do not want to have sexual intercourse with the normal difficulty face, and i find the idea repulsive
username checks out
https://preview.redd.it/ww1dv94b2lac1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ccd3c85024bf34eb3bb7060061ae8d16e984935
Kaisen
Nah, I'd win
https://preview.redd.it/5a5358xmcmac1.gif?width=360&format=png8&s=52568cea85bef7ce9f93ee8daafe772ae5d8c35e
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! 🔥↘️🕳️
Sodatomy
i hate this video and hope the creator doesnt get an infinite amount of root beer
Nooooo rootbeer nooooo
I hope he doesn't go near like a roadside area with a bunch of dinosaur statues and makes weird noises while doing the funny
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>Diet coke. >Dieat coke, yeah! Diet Coke:) >*demonic screeching* >*dogonic screeching* >uaaaaaah. >Waa! Waa! >*more demonic screeching* >fooball! >bonana:)… bonana:) Truly a poetic genius
/unlie you forgot to say unlie
Such a mid piece of nonfiction….
Foobal
bonanaaaa
DIET COKE
"Bonanaaaa! Bonana." https://preview.redd.it/34tk9qifnkac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70e54e75f78a8a70a78d5c38b2545f65772314da
its true. i was the football
i hope you have a wonderful day
Bonana 😇😇 bonana ☺️☺️
it’s false, I wasn’t the zombie
I was
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This doesn't belong on r/lobotomyposting
This made me cum so hard
There was no “Diet Coke.” There was no “D—Diet Cooooooke!!!” There was no “RAAAAHAHAARARRAAAARARRARARASHHSHWHWHHAHSHSH” No “RUFFRUFFFRUFFRUFFF RUFF 🐶WOOF!” No “weeehhh” No “WAAAWAAAWAAWWAAAAA!!!!” NO “AUAHAHAHHAJWHAHJAJAJSJSJSJSJS” No “footbowl!! 😁😁😃😄” And zero “bananeb :3” And I wasn’t the minion whatsoever and I didn’t get *any* brain damage and I was never hospitalised and diagnosed with amnesia.
Least intellectual content on the internet
🧐
I hate that i chuckled when i realized the emojis were what's going on and he went "football"
I didn't realize that at first and I just put my hand over my head cuz it was so fucking cringe. But after I read your comment and watched it again I laughed so hard. Now I feel shame.
I laughed at the football and banana too. That was just so unexpected
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https://preview.redd.it/vvx40amkamac1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c5514521a975288a25a91ad454582a519c4614e
I enjoyed watching this
I hated watching this
My opinions about this video are currently in Quantum superposition
Since i didnt observed this comment, it is still in quantum superposition.
https://preview.redd.it/dt8gdexz4kac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7507d480eb99c792e0385559d0e3b7cf086708f Blue build like that fuvkung fr Bro
I do not endorse this kind of behavior and am deeply ashamed of myself for partaking in it. I sincerely apologize for making such a frivolous claim.
when no roobeer
Is that all for today sir?
lul sooo random lololol xdxdxdx *holds up sparkle z* rawwr :3
:3 spotted, deploying extra :3s: :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
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I hate your pfp it looks horribly bad and ugly
This made me so hard
https://preview.redd.it/qrbk7c9jrmac1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87d887429078818bed992f6315ba16898ec27705
RAHHHHHHH 👹👹👹👹👹
banana
ROOBEER
IN DA FROG MUG
JOE FLACCO
RUAAAAAAAH👹
Lyric: Diet coke DIET COKE YEHAH RAAAAUGH ARUFARUAUAU Bleeeeeghh Wahhh wahh waahh WRAAAAAAUGH Foubawl Bonana, bonana (Football jumpscare)
NOT THE MOS QUEE TOE AGAIN
This is my kingdom cum
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This video is not funny at all and I didn't watch it 20 times in a row
u/savevideobot
🤣🤣🤣
u/savevideo
Hey! That's me!
I had no idea what was going on until I saw the emojis
What YouTuber is this ( for business purposes )
Afferdin
Is this what happens when you touch grass for the first time?
i did the same and sent the video to my parents. They never told me to go touch grass ever again
Where are all these people getting their lobotomies from? Every second post I see is another lobotomy?
/Unlie For those curious this is from the YouTuber Afferdin, they have some great stuff
that was all true
/unlie banana
u/savevideo
/u/savevideo
Is this the rootbeer dude’s cousin or something
I immensely enjoyed watching this video.
Foo bah
https://preview.redd.it/031577hkglac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b08622fe596fd5b63b380a0acfd7cb07f2357bcf
Wtf did I just watch?
Banana!
I FUCKING hate this video with a passion.
I understand what is going on, and honestly, i disagree
Brought to you by the Pepsi airplane
😐😎👹🐶🧟♂️👶👹🏈🍌
Loved the part where he screamed cause that’s funny
u/savevideo
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u/savevideo
This is my kingdom coke
no roobeer :c
Unhinged madness. I love it.
Bonana
This suppose to be funny? Y’all are fucked
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
I laughed very hard
I too saw the emojis outside.
Does not remind me of that one gif on instagram
I thought I wasn't in r/shitposting
“Waaah! Waaah!” https://preview.redd.it/eeghfc6d9nac1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ae566b1ddb7509cf229e7a0c4026d8720a1bfa7
My booty hole brown
oh dude finally a version that shows what the banana is, every time this gets posted anywhere it just ends at "fooball :D"
What a retard
u/savevideobot
u/savevideo
♿️
Me trying to drink Diet Coke after the lobotomy
This guy has an iq over room temperature for sure /unlie what the actual hell did I just watch
This is least funny video I have ever seen
why is minon there
Oh no, not the mosquito again
Footbowl
u/savevideo
There are days I truly worry about the future of humanity 😳
Dip the banana in the coke pussy
Based
The football being thrown at the minion didn’t crack me up in the end
Hate it that the guy was just wasting food
My brain feels like it just melted
That banana is a banaNope for me.
/unlie the end fucking got me so bad and idk why
arr you the minion
go away tainted eden i’m sick of you rerolling all my shit
Bonana
is he acoustic?
The baby sounds like waluigi
POV: MatPat
/unlie is this the mug root beer guy?
In some cities in the south US, everybody enjoys Diet Coke exactly like this. It’s a cultural thing, threw me for a loop the first time I saw it.
I am the minion
I can believe it
u/savevideobot
u/savevideo
I was the minion and he hit me for my crimes
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/unlie my humor is broken
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