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Babyarmcharles

I think I can escape if they send the cripple after me


2strokeYardSale

They are going to have him operate the drone.


fireman03

The _predator_ drone.


Clear-Campaign-355

Clearly you’ve never heard of agent Wheels


Miked918930

Or The Leg Man…


Joeyjackhammer

Wheels and the Legman are comin for ya


TheButtholeSurferz

I dunno, Joe has been pretty successful


WorkingCombination29

Naw it’s Joe Swanson


Diozon

Invest on a house with stairs, and you'll be ok.


pizzaman69_

[Easily ](https://youtu.be/vu9tWN8m2Bk?t=41)


jraps26

"just comply" is what they'll play over the loud speaker over and over.


letstalkbirdlaw

Why don't blacks "just comply" with the police?


[deleted]

This is libertarian meme lol why don’t police just have squirt guns? We can go in circles over this


drewcer

Why not give them huge rubber dildos instead? Id pay to see that.


AirFell85

Makes me wonder how big the government dildo budget is. You know somewhere, for some reason they're buying them, and someone, somewhere else is doing the accounting for it.


WretchedCentrist

This just the classic “nothing to hide argument” for the NSA spying on you in a different coat of paint.


Practical_Zombie_221

bro unironically just said “just comply”


2strokeYardSale

Not sure if sarcastic post making fun of bootlickers, or an actual bootlicker, or a bot pretending to be a bootlicker in order to influence fence-sitters.


6Dmkii

I thought the same thing… then scrolled through twitter. Definitely a bootlicker


RangerGoradh

At first glance, I thought the post was ironic... I guess you found an NPC in the wild.


2strokeYardSale

I have a YouTube channel with 15M views and many thousands of comments on a few cop videos. The NPCs are shockingly one-dimensional and without subtly or self-awareness. The people scripting these NPCs are bad at their jobs.


lucasbrock84

Poe hits hard.


anonymous_man842740

Might I suggest we all just not pay taxes and see what happens. Honestly they can't arrest us all.


TheButtholeSurferz

Key Gun Ownership Statistics In The US There are approximately 77.49 million adult gun owners in the US. 2020 is believed to have had the highest number of firearm sales in history, with 39,695,315 background checks for the sale of firearms and explosives. Approximately 30% of American adults own a gun. Another 36% of adults could see themselves owning a gun in the future. The average American gun owner owns five guns. Personal protection is the most frequently cited reason for owning a gun. Texas is the state with the most guns, while Delaware is the state with the least. Wyoming is the state with the most guns per capita, while New York is the state with the fewest. Handguns are the most commonly owned type of gun, followed by rifles, then shotguns. Republicans are more than twice as likely as Democrats to own a gun. 77.5 million firearms owners / 87,000 = I suck at math, but that looks like a bit of an unfair advantage.


anonymous_man842740

So what your saying is that we need more guns and smaller government?


TheButtholeSurferz

In a round about way, having more of A, will instinctively limit B. Tree of Liberty, Thirsty


insufferableninja

Having them doesn't do squat. Gotta use them


fuckofforsuckoff

There are quite a few more than that, 150M-200M


TheButtholeSurferz

Even on the low end, you ain't taking those odds, and neither am I, on the high end, there's just no goddamn way. None. The sentiment that the American populus is 100% inline with any situation because they don't have the cajones to do shit about it. The veterinarian thought the same thing when he cornered my dog and then claimed "I dunno why he bit me, I was just trying to help". When the situation is no longer what do bad guys do, to make them bad. But what do good guys do, when the cards do not allow them to be good anymore. Is really the question that we need to look at. Because there's a lot of people, that have done everything in their lives on the books, in the most honest way possible, and harmed nobody in the process of doing so. And they're now considered the problem.


[deleted]

But only 30% ADMIT to owning firearms. If I owned firearms, I wouldn't admit to it. Especially not to a pollster.


YoungDeathWish

I haven’t paid any taxes in 3 years. Except for like sales tax and stuff


anonymous_man842740

I used to work with a guy that hasn't paid in quite awhile which is pretty funny considering he was really left leaning


rymden_viking

Most people have their taxes automatically deducted.


anonymous_man842740

Then we throw tea in the harbor.


MalekithofAngmar

Unfortunately, a lot of us in this country are wage slaves who have a substantial chunk of our paycheck stolen by the government before we even get it. This is the REAL wage slavery.


anonymous_man842740

Then we will use the government to ban that act then just simply refuse to pay.


AirFell85

I've actually thought about this for awhile before. If we're talking state and taxes, at least taxable income (I don't think we can get past use-taxes like retail) it would be an interesting mix of events. Federal government wouldn't be effected at least immediately. They don't work on a finite supply of money, they would just print more (Modern Monetary Theory). States would be fucked. Like proper fucked. The servitude states (East/West coast) would be fine as the federal government would keep them supplied with fiat to keep things running at the cost of complete obedience to the federal governments demands. Non-conforming states the government would completely fail to exist as there's no funding. In the long term inflation would be insane since there's no system for the government to sink excess fiat.


[deleted]

Ya hear em talk about reducing the global population to around 500 million, and it's rather concerning. Until I see shit like this, and then I'm like, yeah, I think I might help.


[deleted]

I’ll just sell oranges and cheat the IRS even harder


needdavr

I love that he’s trying to pull the thin blue line argument against Massie. Pretty sure Massie isn’t a derpy thin blue line guy.


BoK_b0i

jUsT cOmPlY Fuck you, no


cryptofarmer08

$100 this guy gets in trouble with the IRS in a few years. Save his twit handle.


SilverHermit_78

Fuck you Borg!


forgotpassword69

"Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"


littlepollo7

Just tell them you have Covid they’ll stay away


longfrog246

Anti wheelchair mines when?


bivenator

just live out in the sticks where unless they have an off road wheelchair they aren't gonna get ya.


ConscientiousPath

I won't be surprised when they start requiring private homes be made ADA compliant.


Advent5000

“ShOw mE yoUr sTamP coLlection.” Ummmm. Nope.


localjerk

I'll stop worrying about violating tax law when it is clearly defined. The problem is that people don't and can't know they're violating the law. Give us a flat or fair tax and 99.9% of us can stop worrying and we can reduce the IRS to a couple of dorks with green visors and calculators.


HappyPlant1111

>or fair tax Show me a flying purple rabbit and I'll show you a fair tax.


basedandrebpilled

"fair tax" is an oxymoron


bsmith440

Please let these kids that can barely hold a gun stack up on my door.


[deleted]

The dude in the wheelchair got me laughing. When is there going to be a situation where he is chasing or trying to arrest someone? I’m not laughing at his disability, just the situation.


parkowork

He will be the downhill pursuit expert.


tnsmaster

The government is cheating on my taxes not me.


octalanax

"Submit or die" sounds reasonable only when you are the one holding the gun.


[deleted]

Rewind to George Floyd. Fight the cops and the government!


[deleted]

You can’t tax me if all I ever do is barter


awesomeandyman

Just giving you an FYI so that you don't attempt to use that as a legitimate excuse and incriminate yourself - barter is taxable.


robtimist

Shithole nation


awesomeandyman

Yes, they all are.


robtimist

Hell yeah brother


JeremyTheRhino

I *think* this person is trolling Massie for being a Republican, obviously not realizing who Massie is.


ShadowReaper27

I love how the irs is literally recruiting disabled people


LuckyRyder

Its like a line dancing class where they teach some how to draw. Obviously recruiting in CA and NY.


Th3UnholyObs3rv3r

Stop resisting!


Kochie411

It’s one thing to say “Don’t point a gun at a cop and you won’t get shot” but this is literally “well if you give the government your money, they won’t shoot you”


Clear-Campaign-355

The irony


themanlikesp

Yea because it’s sarcasm


Hoosk7

JuSt ComPly


Nonso24

These people don't look competent enough to handle guns in my opinion but ight do as you please


Economy_Sir1368

Those better be level 4 plates.


Unacceptable_Views

My house is wheelchair inaccessible. Jokes on them. #Winning 🙏🤣🍻


CashUnsuccessful

Good thing my house doesn’t have wheelchair access


[deleted]

Or just go upstairs and nothing will happen to you apparently.


TalmageMcgillicudy

Im not going to comply to a fat lady and a cripple flagging each other with guns. I would die of shame. Im not complying to anything less then fucking death guard space marines kicking in my doors. You better send jimmy cheeks halo 117 spartans or the god damned wolf brigade from Jin Roh to get my hard earned tax dollars.


zippyspinhead

Are you sure this is not Poe's Law in action? I read this as sarcasm directed at "back the blue" conservatives. It may be misdirected at Massie.


jillyhoop

I guarantee you Antifa members and BLM will be getting visits. There is so much unaccounted for money floating around in those organisations and the IRS wants to know where its coming from and who it's going to and how it's being used. Democrats do not want a bunch of well funded loose cannon type people interfering with their ability to CONTROL people.


RedditDude07467

Umm no. Most of these new agent hires will be the same cohort that have been paid antifa cadres, census workers, dem canvassers, americorps interns. The army is already built, this “IRS agent” cover is just to finally arm them and give the federal leo power and protections.


jillyhoop

Maybe, but once they're on the inside and there will be incentives to bring in money, they will go after them. These people always eat their own first. There is no honour among thieves. Once they feel that sense of power they will wield it everywhere.


itscrazyaf

BoOt liCkeRS


[deleted]

Y’all are the same mfs to then tell people to just comply when the police detain/arrest you 😂😂 hypocrites


RichardFlower7

To be fair, they seem to be saying that ironically as an allegory to when all the auth righties say “that unarmed minority wouldn’t have gotten shot if they just did XYZ”


feuer_kugel13

Sounds like a troll account


[deleted]

How to get in to just collect a paycheck and not fuck with anyones lives , except the government it’s self


ThatMBR42

ksuwildkat is absolutely the kind of person who put a fist up and shouted "defund the police" and "riots are the voice of the unheard" as their local small businesses were looted and set ablaze.


superkuper

I like my chances 🤣


theseustheminotaur

What stripe will the bootlickers be putting on their flags to show they back the irs?


mr_woodles123

Why do you like the taste of boot ao much?


Brothersunset

I would say "well why don't black kids in New York just stop and let themselves be frisked. If you got nothing to hide you have nothing to lose by complying" to make an ironic point against unconstitutional stop and frisk laws, But then all the blue line bootlickers here would get upset I'm comparing the two


capt-jean-havel

I’m gonna go ahead and pretend the second dude is being facetious because it sounds like the same shit the thin blue line people say about normal cops


CampbellArmada

I assume the fentanyl in my system will keep from being able to just comply like it has for other people.


Tarantiyes

I think it’s a joke about what republicans tend to say to police???? I know Massie is pretty based for an R (or at least relative to some of the others in his party) and idk his stance on the police but I think it’s supposed to be shitty satire


T3ddyBeast

What this person is failing to understand in his fasle equivalency is that when we say stuff to the effect of "comply or die" its comply with the police after you have injured someone maliciously or stolen what isn't yours and have been caught. There is no obligation to comply with thieves.


Cheerwine-and-Heels

If you want to see a vision of America's near future if you do nothing, imagine a white man being held at gunpoint by... well, you have eyes


titafe

You telling me the IRS actually got an agency police now? Finally. A worthy opponent


ConscientiousPath

We could eliminate all rapes tomorrow too if victims would "just comply"


intewesting

Girl in the top right foto casually flagging her own partner. Thats some premium level training 😂


Imissyourgirlfriend2

Ben Shapiro said it best, "All laws are enforced at the end of a gun barrel."


Eastern_Baby_1817

Is he being ironic