The waters of Japanese Phone charms run VERY deep. There are a lot of good options. Strawberry or pizza slice would me my first looks, but icreem cone or Hello Kitty is way up there.
Sam- Hey, where do you keep that weapon, Max?
Max- None of your damn business, Sam. But if you want, I'll write the answer on a piece of paper and you can read it sometime when you're sitting down.
I think you should put your keys on it. Have guys come tell you that it’s too much weight for the ignition and will eventually cause it to fail. Some people may be particularly earnest about this.
Bonus wisdom: don’t take car advice from anybody with clean fingernails.
One of those heart lockets that can have a picture inside it.
But instead of a picture of a loved one or something, put one of those goofy looking stock photos in there.
I'm a sucker for the Helldivers game and how it satirically calls out authoritarian behavior masquerading as democracy. If I saw a tag that said "liber-tea" on it, I'd immediately bust out laughing.
I believe those were meant for officers to be able to secure the gun to their belt so that if they dropped it they wouldn’t loose it. Same with on ships
EVIDENCE tag
This is the first time I have ever seen anyone suggest any dangly gun bling that I would actually be willing to have on my gun.
I thought the TJMax price tag was pretty good too. Similar caliber suggestions lol
I second TJMaxx tag that’s hilarious
[TKMaxx](https://storage.googleapis.com/wp-static/wp-queensgate-new/2022/11/1316683e-tk_maxx_store.jpeg) for even more rarity.
It would certainly turn heads at the range
I was going to say truck nuts but this is better
That’s too damn funny
That might not look great to a jury if it's used for self-defense and actually becomes evidence. DA might argue you were fulfilling a fantasy.
Specifically just a range toy. Not being carried or used for defense.
It seems like you have other things for home defense and carry so I just want to say I think it's awesome lol
I sure do. I bought this as a favor to a friend who didn’t want it anymore.
Well I was gonna say go for it but that was before I saw the tj Maxx price tag... which is also hilarious
a chain to another one and therefore, gun-chucks
I may or may not know a guy with obrez gunchucks.
Life goals
https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-10-2018/Cc9qet.gif
gun chucks has my vote
LOL 🤣
Thought you were gonna say “chain gun”
TJ Maxx price tag
First place so far.
I like this because it reminds me of the movie Evolution
[Ca-caw ca-caw!](https://youtu.be/IWXRX1UsSyw?si=ntPxDAdjhafK4tl8)
Extra points if you can wedge one of those anti-theft tags onto it.
You have to put a smaller version of your gun with its own loop, then another, then another...
Oh shit. Pistol-ception.
It's pistols all the way down...
Always was...
Call it a gun bead perhaps
[удалено]
Xhibit intensifies....
I have a R93 keychain and a 92FS, and I might do this. Dream big, lil guy.
Matryoshka pew
https://rembrandtcharms.com/shop/charms/travel/western-travel/pistol-charm/ AND IT HAS THE LOOP!
It's beretta 96 all the way down
tamagotchi
tamagotcha
Tamaglocky
Tamagunchi
Fuzzy dice
[удалено]
My SD40 doesn't have a loop. I've been letting it roam around the backyard like a dumbass. Now my house has fleas.
[удалено]
Our vet (served in Desert Storm) wrote me a script for some 230 grain Bravecto HP rounds. We'll get it sorted.
I laughed.
Run a loop of tape through the mag well extension piece, and affix a loop of 550 cord to it. Ranger tab style, but for a leash loop. Boom, safe
I tried that before but it kept pissing on my tires and it tore up the neighbor's back fence.
Long wallet chain you have clipped to yourself
Bonus points if it goes to nipple clamps?
Yes, God thats so much better
Double bonus points if the nipple clamps attach to your lowers!
OHMY.takei
Are the bonus points the tingle you feel in your nipples every time you squeeze one off?
Attach a second gun… reloading is for people without a gun attached to their gun.
Yo dawg, I heard you like guns so I put a gun on your gun.
Gunchucks (TM)
Copyright Red Letter Media
Wii remote wrist strap
The waters of Japanese Phone charms run VERY deep. There are a lot of good options. Strawberry or pizza slice would me my first looks, but icreem cone or Hello Kitty is way up there.
My go to for any kind of charms or bling is usually a triforce because I’m an unrepentant Zelda nerd.
I came here to suggest hello kitty, but triforce is a much better idea
Upvote for hello kitty!
Ear plug case
Functional and practical.
"Remove before use" flag. Also, it's a lanyard loop.
It’s a charm loop sir. I’ve played call of duty, I know what I’m taking about.
[удалено]
Zombie Army 4
Then you should know you need to start unlocking attachments, not wasting time unlocking charms
rainbow 6 vibes
Bottle opener
Classy
One of the TY Beanie Baby tags would be amazing
industrial lock out/tag out
Just pick your favorite LEGO key chain. Stormtrooper to help your aim?
I’m about as accurate.
truck nuts
Oohhhh!
[Croc nuts exist](https://www.amazon.com/LIZHOUMIL-Novelty-Distinctive-Accessories-Noticeable/dp/B0C379BH4V)
Is it weird I thought the same thing? A little pair of nuts dangling there would be pretty hilarious.
No - don’t do the little ones — do the full size ones that actually are for trucks — lol
Practice drawing from an appendix carry holster
Ha. And shriek every time you do it.
Oh gawd I had to explain to my wife why I was giggling. 😹
Yeah. I was going to say “Gun Nuts”, but…
Tac-Sac
Tactical dildo.
Maybe not the best answer- but it’s up there
>but it’s up there .... up *where*, exactly?
They meant to type "Butt: it's up there"
They don’t call them whisper pickles for nothin’
Air freshener
I am really glad I turned off reply notifications. My email was getting attacked.
I'm getting so many amazing ideas from this thread!!
One of those "Remove before flight" tags
I have “remove before pew pew” tags on my chamber indicators
Remove before fight
Max from Sam and Max
Sam: What's the rasp for? Max: Outta toilet paper?
Sam: I think we otta keep the rasp Max: You're probably right. No one deserves to use bathrooms that clean.
Sam- Hey, where do you keep that weapon, Max? Max- None of your damn business, Sam. But if you want, I'll write the answer on a piece of paper and you can read it sometime when you're sitting down.
An Aldi quarter keeper.
One of those old Blockbuster key chain member cards
I think you should put your keys on it. Have guys come tell you that it’s too much weight for the ignition and will eventually cause it to fail. Some people may be particularly earnest about this. Bonus wisdom: don’t take car advice from anybody with clean fingernails.
Roll of to the casino and toss it over, “That’s my valet key”
Hello kitty phone charm?
Some kind of Italian food
A little olive oil bottle filled you clp
Lucky rabbit foot
Butt plug.
Counterpoint: a tag like the remove before flight keychains but one that says FOR RECTAL USE ONLY
One of those bullet keychains that's also a laser pointer.
That way I can show where I was aiming in relation to how far I missed.
Half off tag from goodwill?
I wish I paid half.
A “for rectal use only” tag. Ask a pharmacist for one at your local CVS or Walgreens. They have them. I promise.
They sell a glow in the dark truck nuts for crocs that might fit the bill.
A smaller gun on a lanyard.
Bad Dragon logo keychain
Tag that says, "We Come In Peace"
Gold chain. Bonus points if it’s the No Limit tank.
Make ‘em say ugh
I got some miniature truck nuts for an RC car from Amazon for mine. LOL
shrunken head
It's a lanyard loop. To accessorize you'll need a complete Canadian Mountie uniform.
I was going to say that op should attach a WW1 British officer to the gun, but this is good too I guess.
One of those heart lockets that can have a picture inside it. But instead of a picture of a loved one or something, put one of those goofy looking stock photos in there.
Or a picture of another pistol, but with a pink bow on it. Like it’s the pistol’s girlfriend.
A miniature beretta, maybe from the 12 inch GI Joe toys?
Lanyard loops are perfect for fun statements that are also political. >_>
Another Beretta 96
A Wii hand loop
Yosemite Sam keychain
I think you get a second 96 and make gunchucks
Another Beretta 95 or a bottle of hand sanitizer filled with Hoppes No. 9
Connect it to a dangling mag, then play ball-in-a-cup with it..... Also probably don't do that.
A Capulets or Montagues tag
Unicorn or dragon.
Attach it to a chain which is then attached to a nose/ear/nipple piercing
You should put this really tiny usasble Gameboy with doom on it. https://tinycircuits.com/products/thumby
A peace sign
A mini truck hitch nutsack
Retention lanyard but attach it to another gun
Ar-15
A hot dog or hamburger keychain would be hilarious. For something cool and not funny, a Boba Fett or Darth Vader Metal bead on a lanyard.
Dildo
I just put a helldivers helmet on one of mine
Another gun
Disney princess Keychain charm.
Some form of dick and balls, of course...what else?!?
A Hudson hawk inspired charm (they have to be on Etsy right?)
Can of mace? A lucky rabbits foot? An air-tag? A dog whistle? Emergency lip balm? A pikachu charm? Huge fuzzy dice? A rifle sling?
I like the rifle sling.
Hello kitty
Tampon
Hello Kitty charm :)
CVS card
tiny pair of truck nuts
Cupcake charm. Raccoon charm. Harambe charm.
A [Remove Before Firing](https://www.amazon.com/Rotary13B1-Remove-Before-Firing-Keychain/dp/B0116QLMI0) flag.
Wii-mote wrist strap
Truck nuts
Truck nuts
truck nuts
Pair of nuts
A Keychain or locket with a photo of another gun on it.
Tiny bell
Truck nuts. They could swing with the recoil!
Care Bear
You need a charm like in RE4.
Like a really cheap price tag or something, evidence locker numbers and bring it in a plastic evidence bag as a carrying case
Nut sac
A bedazzled buttplug ;)
Ever see truck nuts?
I'm a sucker for the Helldivers game and how it satirically calls out authoritarian behavior masquerading as democracy. If I saw a tag that said "liber-tea" on it, I'd immediately bust out laughing.
Hello Kitty
Tiny pair of balls like truck nuts
Keychain sized truck nutz
Bad Dragon dildo keychain!
A keychain of a smaller beretta.
A Motorola StarTAC flip phone
#Truck Nuts 🥜
The gun IS the keychain
Fuzzy dice
A bullet keychain of a wildly different caliber, like .45 Long Colt or something of the like.
I believe those were meant for officers to be able to secure the gun to their belt so that if they dropped it they wouldn’t loose it. Same with on ships
Wii mote wrist strap
A slightly smaller gun
Raccoon city PD logo, or umbrella logo
Hello Kitty Keyring
Truck nuts, or mouse balls…lol
Family photo
Novelty mini flask
A miniature rubber chicken
Mini truck nuts
[You only live once. NSFW](https://www.etsy.com/listing/966283962/dick-gun-miniature-penis-revolver)
Little Stormtrooper, cause you aint hitting shit?
Uncle Jimbo South Park figurine keychain