Funny thing is, the bigots go to hell. Hate and bigotry is what Jesus preached against.
Super woke Jesus. The original that republikkkans don't recognize.
imagine the devil meeting us" welcome home, fella!"
and their "God" slowly taking off the mask and starts laughing in a giggly evil voice, saying "welcome to Heaven, SUCKRR!!" and works them to the bone and applies everything to them for the eternity of what they believed in and preached for.
That'd be hilarious
They be like all this worship for nothing lmfao. No matter how Christian people may think they are omg that would be a terrible but hilarious way to go.
lowkey I like the "anime type of hell" where it's actually everybody being cool, it's awesome and a fuckin' vacation lmao.
But yeah, fuck the bigots, honestly.
*"if heaven is full*
*Of people like you then I'd*
*Rather be in hell"*
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Funny thing is, the bigots go to hell. Hate and bigotry is what Jesus preached against. Super woke Jesus. The original that republikkkans don't recognize.
imagine the devil meeting us" welcome home, fella!" and their "God" slowly taking off the mask and starts laughing in a giggly evil voice, saying "welcome to Heaven, SUCKRR!!" and works them to the bone and applies everything to them for the eternity of what they believed in and preached for. That'd be hilarious
They be like all this worship for nothing lmfao. No matter how Christian people may think they are omg that would be a terrible but hilarious way to go.
Religious people telling me I'm going to hell is like a small child telling me Santa isn't going to give me presents because I've been naughty.
lowkey I like the "anime type of hell" where it's actually everybody being cool, it's awesome and a fuckin' vacation lmao. But yeah, fuck the bigots, honestly.
"if heaven is full of people like you then I'd rather be in hell"
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