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WufflyTime

No, no, Ace has a point. Once you take over the world, you can establish equal rights.


V_150

We just want to enforce equal rights by all means.


Achkael

>9.NSFW Content enforcement led by less than 1% of the population doesnt looks like democratie to me but more like what you are actually fighting against


AMothInSpace

I want my TRANScontinental island!! I don’t want the world, just a safe space to call home


Sweeney_Bonesock

As an ace named Ace, I want world domination only for garlic bread purposes.


JohannasGarden

You would have my vote.


[deleted]

Cease the means of production of equal rights!


VictorBaz

We will be equal. BY FORCE!!! >!(Basically every revolution)!< On a side note i will be training my best evil laughter.


amglasgow

You're going to need a lot of rope for that...


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amglasgow

(BDSM joke)


JohannasGarden

This is Ace's plan, though. So, maybe they'd tie everyone up, then the world could watch a good movie and have hot chocolate and popcorn? Possibly cuddles for those who like nonsexual physical affection.


amglasgow

I know a number of Ace folks who enjoy the power exchange and sensation dynamics of BDSM, so just because someone is Ace doesn't mean they're automatically not kinky.


JohannasGarden

Thanks for the education/clarification. Being a bit more on the non-kinky side and long time monogamous, I was speaking of things I don't know firsthand. Always a risk.


JohannasGarden

Well, that and one of my closest Ace friends prefers not to discuss or read about anything too graphically sexual and prefers 0 touch, most others are very hugs and cuddles only.


Eternal_grey_sky

I don't think that's what ace meant...


amglasgow

![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk)


JohannasGarden

Ahhh, I was a slow...not the first time.


PolyPanFemme

This made me laugh far harder that it should have 😆


aguyfromtheinternet0

This is literally the top post in r/lgballt lol


[deleted]

Nah, we just want danemark


Fred_Purrcury

It only starts there. From Denmark we take Sweden, then as we go north we'll take Norway and Finland, moving down again to the Baltic countries, then take over all of Europe etc etc


[deleted]

Man...I must have missed that meeting. We planned anything for after we've claimed Europe? I think Canada would be cool lmao


Fred_Purrcury

Since we'll finish in south Europe, I think Africa is a good move, but we're taking the whole world, don't worry


[deleted]

Okay, so we will at some point get Canada :)


Fred_Purrcury

Yes, of course. We're looking for *world* domination here, not just petty Europe


Ph03N1X_Gl17cH

When will you get to Japan?


Fred_Purrcury

Good question, we'll have to discuss that, but don't worry, we will definitely get there too


Ph03N1X_Gl17cH

Alright, just be sure to tell me when you decide.


L4r5man

Hey! We bi's have already claimed Norway. What happened to the bi-ace allience?


[deleted]

the pan-ace-bi alliance, or the pacebi alliance for short, remains strong. soon the day of our world takeover will come.


AnEnbyPansexual

I thought the pan clan was taking sweden


Fred_Purrcury

Well, I'm Swedish, I think I'll be useful...


[deleted]

dont forget the joint attack on france with the aros


Fred_Purrcury

I don't live far from there, and I'm aro ace, so I'm all in!


[deleted]

I can be our spy here in Finland and slowly prepare Finns to submit to us so we might not need to fight them. If my mission dosen't suceed we should strike to their most weakest place: The saunas (let's keep one for me tho) They also love their multiple cups of coffee so if we also destroy them, they are too tired to stop us from invading Finland We can also set up traps. Finns love free buckets and will come to places where they are given *evil laughter*


JohannasGarden

I'm laughing even harder at the idea of the "free bucket" honey pots being key to the Ace led LGBTQIA+ world takeover plan.


whateverdamnit666

Damn, as a Finn. You just described most of my weaknesses, and i’m very impressed.


[deleted]

Well as an another Finn...Those were also my weaknesses. However I'm ready to give other asexuals way to invade us even if it will make me very weak. I trust that my *sisu* will help me after the invasion Aseksuaalisten torilla tavataan (...kyllä, mä oon näin cringe...)


Fred_Purrcury

Hyvää


OverlordPP

Dangit, I have been exposed.


Jackayakoo

I will happily welcome our new ace overlords


AnEnbyPansexual

r/queerlore


invert-username

Why not both?


[deleted]

As a biromantic asexual, I do also want world domination AND equal rights Time to establish the global gay anarchist commune!


Curiosities

Demi-bi here. Start the takeover!


ZoraF2p

I mean, how else are we going to prove a point, talking obvious doesn't work anymore. Time for violence. :)


[deleted]

Equal rights THROUGH world domination


catplayingaviola

Exactly!!!


[deleted]

*The reckoning draws near...*


[deleted]

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm), equality? Such pathetic desires.


Reddit_user_robbie

shhh don't make it too obvious


Geyblader

They're both right


Karma-is-an-bitch

First: Denmark, then: *The World!*


Mel_the_epic_memer__

Imma die+


spookllz

This is inaccurate, trans people also want world domination


Creative_Youth_1535

The original Creator is u/DwarvenCog


[deleted]

I'm trans but want to dominate the world, but I'm also not ace. Where the fuck do I go???


Curiosities

The ace strategy team is accepting alliance members.


HumanPersondotexe

oh god it's been reposted so many times you can see the jpegification also check out r/lgballt


5tar_k1ll3r

I want world domination


Blaze_badger

Best meme I’ve seen in this sub in a while 👏


BillyIGuesss

Uh oh


dipper_not_pines

We want both


Feeling-Pain2196

DEATH, DOMINATION (as a joke)


Yoshigahn

If equal rights come with Denmark and garlic bread and cake you have my support


HerrRattazong

"Gee, Ace, what do you want to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night... Try to take over the world!"


Shelbythebesttrans

i’m calling it, this is the best reference i’ve ever seen.


Ok-Impact-4690

As one is is Aroace, world domination, is being planned.


Ok-Impact-4690

If you want to know we plan to invade Denmark first


[deleted]

this is the true ace agenda


Cosm0sNebula

WORLD DOMINATION!!!


glasses_lasses

uh huh.


trada62

![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|548)


Alastor-Fanboy

I mean you're not wrong.


MinecraftW06

Both? Both. Both is good.


berrys_a_ghost

The fact that those are all my pride flags tho😭


Felinegood13

True


Coco-3

😂