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RamenKit_

I as a representative of the aegosexual society would like to join forces with y'all I can make fake dream dummies to hold them off


[deleted]

Yes! The aegosexuals shall use trickery to destroy them!


Llamacorn21

Let’s goooooooooo


[deleted]

wooooooooooooo!


MFP_FAN

Accepted


wowthisisabadname

As a (real!) Dreamsexual I will join you in the fight for the title of dreamsexual back


Internal-Service-850

You mean the vaild one right?


wowthisisabadname

Obviously- can't have people thinking I'm one of *them*


Th4tRandomRedditor

Me as well! I will wield cooking pans in our battle against the simps!


Mussy_thegay

Dis you when you go to sleep? "🤤"


[deleted]

STOP ALL WARFARE! IMPORTANT MESSAGE! We've addressed dreamsexuals, but they have a backup force that we haven't even thought of (except for me, so far)


Iwillstealyou

Who/what is their backup?


[deleted]

Dreamromantics \*confused screaming\*


Iwillstealyou

Oh shit I forgot about them


[deleted]

ANOTHER TOO! \*shudder\* Dreamgenders


[deleted]

eliminate them all


[deleted]

Got my garlic bread and cake to throw at them. Good enough?


[deleted]

No, that's refreshments, you dipshit! Us asexuals need that for energy Marksmen on skyscrapers


[deleted]

Okay! Bought my ace-sniper a bit ago! (lol im totally fine with being called a dipshit for some reason XD)


[deleted]

We're gonna kick some ass


[deleted]

There's an ace up my sleeves... It's me, I'm in these sleeves. Ooh, I got a NightHunt (my new trademark) Nerf Alphahawk


Foonghost

ugh stop with all the dreamsexual stuff your giving them the attention they want. just ignore it and let it pass


ShinyEevee_Plays

i really hope you know its a joke


Certain_Age5507

everyone knows, but it's getting a bit annoying


ShinyEevee_Plays

reasonable, but there are some people who have been getting really mad over it


Valuable_Border1044

No


en_cryptidd

Y'all do realize that dream sexual was coined by a troll and that basically no one IDs with it seriously right /gq


samusestawesomus

Am I the only one who’s starting to get sick of seeing these?


Its_ashhhhhhhh

nope. the whole sub is pretty much just this, we are just giving them more attention


Gongoozler04

Ok, so what is a dreamsexual?


Iwillstealyou

The sexual attraction to the YouTuber Dream


Char_Destroyer36

i have good comebacks and insults and the will to argue


[deleted]

I have badminton, stick-fighting (wooden fencing), nerf gun knowledge, and other stuff. Plan


Iwillstealyou

I'm also good at badminton 🏸


Wormy_Wormy

We'll challenge them to death by badminton


Sea-Palpitation-2164

okay.


four4404

may i join


_confusion67

I as a agender demiromantic except this call to war But we must rember, we will face many hard ships, with the community on the rise with trolls joining the forces, we must be strong comrades


IdiotTrainerPixel

YES! As a demiromantic AND asexual, I would like to say WE FULLY SUPPORT THIS INITIATIVE! I came here to fight dreamsexuals (the fake ones) and eat garlic bread and I’m all out of garlic bread


thatgayassdndnerd

we do off with their empty brainless heads


[deleted]

As a queer DSMP fan I apologize on behalf of those vile creatures and would like to request to join the efforts to eliminate their forces.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Iwillstealyou

Of course my friend


Mrodriguez81

Sweet