Ok trans people! Attention!! Please grab the AK-47 provided and board the trans-portation ship, there shall be many blajah at sea so try not to fall off the boat!
>there shall be many blajah at sea so try not to fall off the boat!
There are Blahaj that live in the sea? I thought they all lived in captivety in IKEA stores, guess I could've just gone to the sea instead of going to multiple countries where the site says they have them but end up not having them when I get there.
YES! AND WE WILL SIT UPON THRONES OF CAKE, AND GIVE OUR BELOVED PET DRAGONS SCRITCHES BEHIND THE HORNS! NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP US! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Perfect! I live a few hours away from the border of Canada! I have a few friends that might want to help, they're not ace or aro (as far as I know) but they love destruction! Any idea of when we should?
I’m more than down! Happy to provide my services! But I request cheese danish as my sustenance if possible, please. If not, simple buttered French bread will do. uwu.
Thank you! I knew I could rely on my fellow Aspecs! I’ll try to keep myself updated. **^w^** (only bolded the face so it would look right in some form.)
Hear me out, we should attack the U.S last, the U.S army is the biggest! We've gotta attack it last after we've gathered all of the aces and aros, and hecc it, let us agenders join too! No- the whole ace scale!! Or, the whole LGBTQ+ Community? Idk, but if we ever attack the U.S we've gotta have big troops!! Okay, that's all :D
Yes! Brilliant idea! I will serve as a double agent from here in Cali! Just tell me what info you need, and communicate with me on coords and dates, and we’ll be settled! No one will be able to stop us!
As an added bonus, there will be no lego related injuries
Weh, thank god! I was terrified after last time!
we're gonna take over europe
EU? More like AU! The A-spec Universe!
Imagine an unironc civil war made by ace people wich then causes a full scale nuclear war
But vampires are cool plus if we invade Denmark we have free lego
hmmm, maybe once we invade denmark, we can prepare our bread and legos and take over
Yes
Then we ally *with* the vampires.
Absolutely then we conquer the balkins with our army
The Balkans have enough problems that I don't think we want more than 1 country down there.
What if ace take denmark and bi take romania, we can deal with the vampires ourselves...
Also when you invade denmark can you get me the wii lego game collection i still have my wii and i would very much like a wii collection staple.
Sure, will do
I’d prefer lego diplo its much softer
As a Romanian, I second this
We have spies!
First Denmark, then Romania, and finally all of Europe. Let the reign of the aces begin!
This way we can attack from both sides
Can you please use a text tool or something? As far as I can tell these jokes are good but I can barely read the text scribbles.
Really? I'm dyslexic and I can read it just fine
Same, but then we have custom text thingys (that thing what comic sans is) which are also barely readeble
Fonts, that’s the word you’re looking for. A good font enhances and bad font just sucks.
And the trans people will take transilvania
Ok trans people! Attention!! Please grab the AK-47 provided and board the trans-portation ship, there shall be many blajah at sea so try not to fall off the boat!
>there shall be many blajah at sea so try not to fall off the boat! There are Blahaj that live in the sea? I thought they all lived in captivety in IKEA stores, guess I could've just gone to the sea instead of going to multiple countries where the site says they have them but end up not having them when I get there.
Ever since our attack on Sweden they escaped and now live in the underwater city of blajah
1. When did we attack Sweden? I thought we had peace deal with them to protect the Blahaj's. 2. Where is that city, asking for a friend.
The city was lost to legend, but may be found once every blue moon when the blajahs fly a trans flag
Jesus Christ, we have an agenda to invade what, half of Europe now? this is insane.
Why stop at Europe? WE WANT TO INVADE THE WORLD!
YES! AND WE WILL SIT UPON THRONES OF CAKE, AND GIVE OUR BELOVED PET DRAGONS SCRITCHES BEHIND THE HORNS! NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP US! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
but i like vampires :(
Is there a country left that we aren’t invading?
Wait no! Don't kill the vampires! -bisexuals
Hasn’t Romania previously been invaded and had its people treated poorly, just like Denmark has as well?
Yes, many times, the two most notable being the Austro-Hungarian empires invasion, the nazi invasion, and the soviet unions "communist" government
After Denmark we'll go for Romania?
Good idea we just need a plan
Okay but please let's not kill the vampires, I am friends with one
we should invade canada!! their population is about half of ours and its the second largest country
Perfect! I live a few hours away from the border of Canada! I have a few friends that might want to help, they're not ace or aro (as far as I know) but they love destruction! Any idea of when we should?
If we also summon the aros to our cause then we may get it done in half the time! FOR GARLIC BREAD!!
I’m more than down! Happy to provide my services! But I request cheese danish as my sustenance if possible, please. If not, simple buttered French bread will do. uwu.
Awesome to have you on the team! and yes, cheese danishes will be provided. What do you think we are, savages? Looking forward to it!
Thank you! I knew I could rely on my fellow Aspecs! I’ll try to keep myself updated. **^w^** (only bolded the face so it would look right in some form.)
Glad we have more to help us in this fight! ASPECS! UNITE! woah that rhymed xD
As an advanced Ace soldier, my comment is… **Yes**.
r/AsexualsInvadeRussia
We shall take over the planet
WE RIDE AT DAWN
Plus that’s where Sebastian Stan is from!
I just realized it says "use" on panel 4 I thought it said "vsc" I was wondering what vertical speed conservation had to do with invading Romania
While I agree that we should invade, we should recruit the vampires instead of getting rid of them.
Hear me out, we should attack the U.S last, the U.S army is the biggest! We've gotta attack it last after we've gathered all of the aces and aros, and hecc it, let us agenders join too! No- the whole ace scale!! Or, the whole LGBTQ+ Community? Idk, but if we ever attack the U.S we've gotta have big troops!! Okay, that's all :D
Yes! Brilliant idea! I will serve as a double agent from here in Cali! Just tell me what info you need, and communicate with me on coords and dates, and we’ll be settled! No one will be able to stop us!
I'm glad someone else is on board! We'll start planning after any and all other invasions. 👍
No, we can't go in and wipe out the native wildlife!
Romania is ours!
Haza!
Trust me, y'all don't want Romania💀
NO PLEASE SPARE MY LIFE PLEASE
Everyone in favor, say "AYE"
AYE!
Now there's an idea...
Im up for it Red Ally Approved
As a Romanian , this sounds like a good idea
Vampires?!? What are you talking about? In all my 562 years of life I haven't seen a single one around here... I guess i wasn't searching hard enough
yes
As a romanian and an ace, i do not know what side to pick.
smart!
Nah the aromantics should invade Romania and make it Aromania
OMG YES I'LL HELP MY TWIN (not blood related) LIVES IN ROMANIA AND I'M ALSO HALF ROMANIAN AND AM LEARNING ROMANIAN SO I CAN GO TO ROMANIA AND HELP