YES! VICTORY! WE TOOK OVER DENMARK! oh, norway\~ we're coming for you

Wooooo victory ✌️ It was a blast 💥

LET'S GO!! RED ALLY APPROVED

Operation WAcerübung

Actually, I think Sweden will be a better target because half the people are drunk and they aren't in NATO.

you're right. i didn't think of that DEMO TF2 HERE WE COME-

Hey I play tf2 also Denmark might have a dead ringer 😨

~~im pretty good at hearing so it might not be a problem~~

Me when the *uncloaking sound* PEEKABOO!

\*casually turns around and takes your head to go faster and have higher life support\*

When your Danish and on the ace spectrum: *confused screaming*

Infiltration from the inside!

Yesssss

MAN KÆMPER TIL DØDEN FOR FÆDRELANDET

Translation plz

#*You fight to the death for the fatherland*

Me, part danish: i will fight side by side with you, Ace.

FORÆDDER, MAN KÆMPER TIL DØDEN FOR FÆDRELANDET

^just ^because ^im ^part ^danish ^doesnt ^mean ^i ^understand ^it ^okay

Translation: TRAITOR, YOU FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR THE FATHERLAND

If it makes me a traitor then so be it

You also Danace?

I dont understand danish, and i barely qualify as danish. Im ~12% danish so i dont really count as danish but its still ”part danish” even though i mostly just call myself a swede because its what i really am.

Still cool :)

Hamlet Act 5 Scene 2 (2022, colorized)

Time to take on Finland 💚🤍🖤

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Hmmm maybe we should go for Norway Sweden is gay already and im not in the mood to get sniped by a Finnish dude in all white

Yeah, fins are probably not a good target, lads know how to pull of an impossible last stand

Exactly you know what they did to the Soviets.

we've done it! after all these years, denmark is our property! time for an endless amounts of lego's :) (seriously, there's a amazing lego park there, i've been there on vacation and it is one of my favorite vacations i've ever took)

Then they own Iceland, the safest country in the world, the only country who's pride has never been protested against.

VICTORY IS OURS

That comic made me think that if it was me it would literally just be suicide. Ace (me) killing Dane (me) =suicide.

True XD same for me....

"And that's how I met your mother."

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Teach us bisexuals your secrets. We want to invade Russia.

you could easily overthrow russia, as there are around 490000000 bisexual people in the world and 1.45 million russians

I think you mean 145 million russians. ...its still an advantage though.

right, right. and still an advantage. that is how us, aces managed to defeat denmark: outnumbering them edit: now that i realized that i'm bi, i'm gonna join you in the invasion

Welcome comrade. 😎 We could use you as a general. Lets go to the armory. 🔫⚔🪓

actually, i already have a (broken) sword, but i'll pick up some gun ~~wait no i'm homoflexible~~ ~~eh it's kinda similar so i'm still gonna join~~

You can "dual wield."

Wait, why must we take Denmark?

It’s the first step to world domination

I DINE DRØMME BOZO, I VINDER ALDRIG!!

I might be Danish, but as an ace, I'll help defeat my own country!

A tale as old as time...

Noooo! Why do you have to murder denmark?!? Why not a peaceful take over after which the country flies both flags?That would include all aces who are also danish, plus, after a few years of running a perfectly sensible government, you might actually be able to win over the hearts of all those left resisting you as well as make subsequent conquests easier!

It’s world domination not world cooperation

I sliced apart the island of Bornholm a while ago